ELE:::Tuesday nite Lakers Vs. Spurs...

[Giuseppe]

Loser leave until after the end of the 2011 NBA Finals.

No ringers, no troll accounts, no faggots. Preferably somebody from The Skunker Crew.

Signed,

- Pappy

[Ari Gold]

OO me, pick me!!!

[xellos88330]

Why would anyone want to give you an excuse to not take your lumps after the Lakers' first round exit? You are just going to have to suck it up and take your lumps the entire playoffs champ. :toast

[4>0rings]

Too many variables. Starter no starter exclusion?

[Giuseppe]

Why would anyone want to give you an excuse to not take your lumps after the Lakers' first round exit? You are just going to have to suck it up and take your lumps the entire playoffs champ. :toast

Ok, if you lose you leave until after the NBA Finals.

If I lose you pick the punishment.

[LnGrrrR]

Culby, nobody's gonna bail you out. If the Lakers bow out of the playoffs, rest assured, all Laker fans will be welcome. :)

[DJ Mbenga]

damn nobody is rushing in for the offer?

[Giuseppe]

Culby, nobody's gonna bail you out. If the Lakers bow out of the playoffs, rest assured, all Laker fans will be welcome. :)

Name the punishment.

C'mon. They know they're gonna take an ass whipping Tuesday nitePERIOD

[NRHector]

The Fakers are winning Tues they are just faking this losses they want to make a "statement" against the Spurs

[Tinystarz]

Culby, nobody's gonna bail you out. If the Lakers bow out of the playoffs, rest assured, all Laker fans will be welcome. :)

this

[Giuseppe]

damn nobody is rushing in for the offer?

Crawl, motherf'ers, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Dumb thread, Spurs will be resting their starters for this game. Plus they'd hate to drop LA to the 4th seed, that would just be counter productive.

[spursfanincolorado]

I am in -

For the LOL's mainly, I don't give a shit if the Lakers beat the Spurs. Meaningless game IMO.

Welcher fans need not apply.

[Giuseppe]

Dumb thread, Spurs will be resting their starters for this game. Plus they'd hate to drop LA to the 4th seed, that would just be counter productive.

You're afraidPERIOD

[Giuseppe]

I am in -

For the LOL's mainly, I don't give a shit if the Lakers beat the Spurs. Meaningless game IMO.

Welcher fans need not apply.

Not with 12 posts you ain't. Get lost, turdhound.

[TampaDude]

You're afraidPERIOD

Pop is smartPERIOD :lol

[z0sa]

lol Lakers need to win for more preferable playoff seeding, how embarrassing.

[crc21209]

Dumb thread, Spurs will be resting their starters for this game. Plus they'd hate to drop LA to the 4th seed, that would just be counter productive.

:lol This ^^^^

[Giuseppe]

Crawl, motherf'ers, crawl!!!!!!!!!!

[DPG21920]

Someone should bet a Laker fan $500 and see if they step up :lol

[ElNono]

I thought you weren't doing this anymore, 'seppe?

[spursfanincolorado]

Not with 12 posts you ain't. Get lost, turdhound.

If I posted everything that rattled in my peanut head like you on this board I would have 14 post instead of your 13k of bullshit. I just added this account recently but have read more posts on this board and never posted so yes 13 post is what I have.

I don't live on this board but I will bust your sorry Laker Ass every time you all lose!!

Turdhound - that is sig worthy!

[san antonio spurs]

O & 5.
I have to admit, this was funny and unexpected. But it ends here. The spurs are gentlemen and will return the favor:lol

[Giuseppe]

- "sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

- Derek Fisher - June 15, 2001 - Philadelphia, PA.

[Giuseppe]

If I posted everything that rattled in my peanut head like you on this board I would have 14 post instead of your 13k of bullshit. I just added this account recently but have read more posts on this board and never posted so yes 13 post is what I have.

I don't live on this board but I will bust your sorry Laker Ass every time you all lose!!

Turdhound - that is sig worthy!

Your regrets are your own. Get lost, fartface.

[san antonio spurs]

Someone should bet a Laker fan $500 and see if they step up :lol

In that California economy? That's not how we roll here...we have empathy

[Banzai]

I tried..kept telling myself..but in the end I couldn't take it anymore!

[Giuseppe]

O & 5.
I have to admit, this was funny and unexpected. But it ends here. The spurs are gentlemen and will return the favor:lol

Regardless, come Tuesday night, we're gonna stomp mudhole in your ass then proceed to walk it dry.

[TampaDude]

Regardless, come Tuesday night, we're gonna stomp mudhole in your ass then proceed to walk it dry.

Yup...but it will be a hollow victory, because it will come against the Spurs scrubs. :lol

[Giuseppe]

I thought you weren't doing this anymore, 'seppe?

There is no way we lose that game Tuesday nite. No freakin' way.

[DPG21920]

Someone should bet a Laker fan $500 and see if they step up :lol

[Giuseppe]

Yup...but it will be a hollow victory, because it will come against the Spurs scrubs. :lol

It'll still break O & 5, and leave you standin' there naked with The Skunker in one hand, O & 6 in the other hand, and me fully clothed lmadorableao.

[san antonio spurs]

Regardless, come Tuesday night, we're gonna stomp mudhole in your ass then proceed to walk it dry.
How can you be confident when you haven't been able to get it up for over a week now? Magic pills? C'mon now Cully:lol

[spursfanincolorado]

Your regrets are your own. Get lost, fartface.

Point is this thread is pointless -

A GNSF ante'd up to this ELE bet and you won't even man up on your own bet.

Whatever.

I guess you can insert you childish name calling reply, I am out!

[jag]

It's so sad what he's become.

[Giuseppe]

Point is this thread is pointless -

A GNSF ante'd up to this ELE bet and you won't even man up on your own bet.

Whatever.


I guess you can insert you childish name calling reply, I am out!

Buh, bye. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

Next!

[san antonio spurs]

It's so sad what he's become.
TBH we all knew this day would come

[Giuseppe]

It's so sad what he's become.

I own your Sunday though, tights.

ha, ha.

[NRHector]

how is that Karma working for you Culby?

[Giuseppe]

How can you be confident when you haven't been able to get it up for over a week now? Magic pills? C'mon now Cully:lol

I had an epiphany mid way thru the 4th quarter.

[TampaDude]

Buh, bye. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

You know, the last time I heard someone say that, it was a white trash redneck woman who smokes dope and dates a child molester...no lie. :lol

[jag]

I own your Sunday though, tights.

ha, ha.

Look at you having to keep it creative. So sad

[TampaDude]

I own your Sunday though, tights.

ha, ha.

Imincontrollinao!!! :lol

[Giuseppe]

how is that Karma working for you Culby?

I just checked it:::

Kobe: 5

Duncan: 4

It's jake.

[Giuseppe]

Look at you having to keep it creative. So sad

lycontrollinao!

[DJ Mbenga]

dont think anyone will take the offer. its in the spurs interest to tank so they avoid the lakers in the 2nd round

[san antonio spurs]

I had an epiphany mid way thru the 4th quarter.

In the 4th quarter? It was still down and mellow, what did you see?

[NRHector]

Jesus Culby you are an old fart, you should know that whats goes around comes around and you still don't learn

[Giuseppe]

In the 4th quarter? It was still down and mellow, what did you see?

DUNCAN, bitin' a pillow on a couch.

[Sean Cagney]

Spurs don't care about this game, LA is hungry as hell after 5 straight! Spurs already got #1 out West, why fucking go all out in a battle to get a game that means shyt to them? LA fighting for a seed, they are playing for so much more.

[san antonio spurs]

I just checked it:::

Kobe: 5

Duncan: 4

It's jake.
Now you just owned us all....
How can we retort...
You win...
Night cully...
:lol

[Giuseppe]

Now you just owned us all....
How can we retort...
You win...
Night cully...
:lol

Adios, pisspot.

[z0sa]

Kobe::: 2/7 (2 L) on Finals MVPs

Tim::: 3/4 (0 L)

[NRHector]

well Culby I do have to give you props you're here eating that shit sandwich and don't hide like your Naruto leader and the other dumbass

[san antonio spurs]

DUNCAN, bitin' a pillow on a couch.
Property trespassing will get you in trouble...
AGAIN...
Night now...

[Man In Black]

What kind of spread you offering hand-dick? There has to be a point spread, we Spurs fan are already conceding this lone victory to you fucks.

[Giuseppe]

What kind of spread you offering hand-dick? There has to be a point spread, we Spurs fan are already conceding this lone victory to you fucks.

I don't do spreads, points, yada, yada. It's my religion.

You want to take it, take it as it lays.

Otherwise stand over there with the Magic, Celtics and womenfolk. Get the fuck outta here.

Next!!!!!!!!!

[Giuseppe]

Property trespassing will get you in trouble...
AGAIN...
Night now...

Yeah, yeah, good nite. Check under your pillow. I had your wife leave ya a 14 incher there.

[Sean Cagney]

dont think anyone will take the offer. its in the spurs interest to tank so they avoid the lakers in the 2nd round

#1 seed wrapped for for games now, why the fuck do they need to tank games? :lol:lol, it is called resting starters for the playoffs and health now in a meaningless game! What the fukk you want SA to get into a slugfest and run their guys 35 plus to win this game or try hard? WHY would they? Seriously this is common sense now.

[DPG21920]

Someone ask Laker fan if they will do real money :lol

[Giuseppe]

You're still competing with the Bulls for top spot.

You just know come Hell or high water Tuesday nite you're gettin' your ass handed to ya's for close order inspection.

[NRHector]

You're still competing with the Bulls for top spot.

You just know come Hell or high water Tuesday nite you're gettin' your ass handed to ya's for close order inspection.

look Culby, the Spurs are letting the Lakers win Tues. is going to be like a pre-season game

[Josepatches_]

Honestly I'd choose to play Lakers than Hornets in the second round

[Giuseppe]

look Culby, the Spurs are letting the Lakers win Tues. is going to be like a pre-season game

Cowards, nothin' but dirty cowards.

I knew it. That's why I lodged it. I knew I could break your cowardly asses and you could do nothing but sit there and take it.

And I was right.

HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DPG21920]

$500 Spurs fans. Laker fan won't take it and won't pay it.

[Giuseppe]

Honestly I'd choose to play Lakers than Hornets in the second round

Then get the fuck outta my sight.

Crawl, motherf'er, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NRHector]

Cowards, nothin' but dirty cowards.

I knew it. That's why I lodged it. I knew I could break your cowardly asses and you could do nothing but sit there and take it.

And I was right.

HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!what matters is the last game in June not a regular season game
tee hee

[Sean Cagney]

You're still competing with the Bulls for top spot.

You just know come Hell or high water Tuesday nite you're gettin' your ass handed to ya's for close order inspection.

Spurs cold lose that game there and win the last one with their subs in vs. that sh*tty PHX team! They know it, you know it!

BTW LA fighting for that overall 4th seed in the league, #2 seed in the West, why are they still losing games like this? They are playing hard right? They are at home losing them right?

[Giuseppe]

Spurs cold lose that game there and win the last one with their subs in vs. that sh*tty PHX team! They know it, you know it!

Anything can happen. Fact remains:::your people are afraid.

And I've proven it.

HA, HA!!!

[Giuseppe]

what matters is the last game in June not a regular season game
tee hee

Get outta my sight, Hector. I thought you were a man's man. But, you're a girl, with a cute ass, but, a woman nonetheless.

Vamoose!

[NRHector]

Get outta my sight, Hector. I thought you were a man's man. But, you're a girl, with a cute ass, but, a woman nonetheless.

Vamoose!:lol don't be mad sweety Luva and Aids will be back tomorrow

[Giuseppe]

Crawl, motherf'ers, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NRHector]

Crawl, motherf'ers, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so much anger is not healthy let it all out

[Giuseppe]

so much anger is not healthy let it all out

Bend over, I'll let it out.

[Yorae]

I think this is not fair considering the spurs may just throw this game away and try to win the suns game since it's a b2b i believe. And you really don't have to do this cully, let the bettings happen in the playoffs.

[NRHector]

Bend over, I'll let it out.sorry I'm not a teenager or Luva

[LakerHater]

Spurs dont need these next 2 games... they cant go any higher than 1!

[Giuseppe]

I think this is not fair considering the spurs may just throw this game away and try to win the suns game since it's a b2b i believe. And you really don't have to do this cully, let the bettings happen in the playoffs.

Shut up Y. Stand over there in the corner with the other naked cowards. Yes, drop your shorts. Go on.

[Man In Black]

The fact that you have to beg for a bet with the same kind of persistence that you use to beg for pussy, shows that you're a failure at 2 levels.

Hey...just play with yourself. You'll get action that way. You know it. :lol

[Giuseppe]

I'm a panty droppin' faggot and I like to bite my pillow.

Ya prevert you.

[Giuseppe]

The fact that you have to beg for a bet with the same kind of persistence that you use to beg for pussy, shows that you're a failure at 2 levels.

Hey...just play with yourself. You'll get action that way. You know it. :lol

Stand over there in the corner, coward.

Next!!!!!!!!!

[NRHector]

Shut up Y. Stand over there in the corner with the other naked cowards. Yes, drop your shorts. Go on.so much bitterness I don't even recognize you Culby

[Dr House]

Cowards!!! All of 'em cully!!!!

Spineless bastards, ya'll are never livin this one down!

uh, uh

[tlongII]

Not a dime G! Not a single dime!

[Man In Black]

Pay your bets LAL fans! That's the skunker that paints you yella.

[Yorae]

Shut up Y. Stand over there in the corner with the other naked cowards. Yes, drop your shorts. Go on.

You're like fucking Lecter, I like you but I really wish you're dead. It's no fair bet dude.

[Giuseppe]

so much bitterness I don't even recognize you Culby

Bend over. You'll recognize me.

[Giuseppe]

You're like fucking Lecter, I like you but I really wish you're dead. It's no fair bet dude.

Then don't bet, but, don't waste my time, coward. Get outta my sight.

I'm ashamed to be seen with ya.

[NRHector]

Bend over. You'll recognize me.:lol

[Mike D]

Is DGP willing to put up $500?

[Yorae]

Ok you wanna bet cully, I'm no regular poster, but since your bet is unfair things get even out a bit.

[DPG21920]

I already have, Mike. Laker fan wasn't up to the task :lol

[Giuseppe]

:lol

:lol

Fuck, I'm punchy, I'm goin off to bed like Mike is. C'mon, Mike.

Nighty-night fellows.

If Kori is still lurking:::thanks, doll, for not tossing me out on my dauber again.

[NRHector]

:lol

Fuck, I'm punchy, I'm goin off to bed like Mike is. C'mon, Mike.

Nighty-night fellows.

If Kori is still lurking:::thanks, doll, for not tossing me out on my dauber again.yeah you go ahead and do that Laker fan

[Mike D]

I'll sleep on it DGP, but I am hankering to take you up on the $500 wager.

Off to the land of sheep.

[z0sa]

:lol

Fuck, I'm punchy, I'm goin off to bed like Mike is. C'mon, Mike.

Nighty-night fellows.

:married:

[DPG21920]

There is no offer until Laker fan pays their debt, Mike. Btw, we know you are Koolaid

[NRHector]

There is no offer until Laker fan pays their debt, Mike. Btw, we know you are Koolaid:lol

[Gutter92]

At 0 & 5, he could bear it no longer. :lmao

[100%duncan]

looking for excuses, childish SOB, gay ass idea, suck the cock of this thread

[ChumpDumper]

lol lakerfan wanting to bet

[Giuseppe]

I see nobody had the gumption to come forth and accept this ELE...

Crawl, motherf'er's, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumper, considering your gender,,,,,,,,,,Mince, motherf'er, mince!!!!!!!!!!

[Giuseppe]

At 0 & 5, he could bear it no longer. :lmao

Your O & 6 still trumps our O & 5. & we'll break our O'fer tomorrow night on your tight ass.

[Creepn]

The art of faux betting. I make fake bets all the time like that just to act like I'm confident even though I know that I'm full of shit lol.

"yes I can hit the bulls eye 5 times in a row!"
"Whatever, bullshit!"
"WANNA BET MUTHAFUCKA?? I'll bet you the title of your car I'd hit that bulleye 5 times in a row"
"whatever" - dude walks away



...."whew that was close"

[Giuseppe]

The art of faux betting. I make fake bets all the time like that just to act like I'm confident even though I know that I'm full of shit lol.

"yes I can hit the bulls eye 5 times in a row!"
"Whatever, bullshit!"
"WANNA BET MUTHAFUCKA?? I'll bet you the title of your car I'd hit that bulleye 5 times in a row"
"whatever" - dude walks away



...."whew that was close"

Fine. Stand over there with the other cowards. Get outta my f'in' sight.

Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TampaDude]

The art of faux betting. I make fake bets all the time like that just to act like I'm confident even though I know that I'm full of shit lol.

"yes I can hit the bulls eye 5 times in a row!"
"Whatever, bullshit!"
"WANNA BET MUTHAFUCKA?? I'll bet you the title of your car I'd hit that bulleye 5 times in a row"
"whatever" - dude walks away



...."whew that was close"

:lol

That's why it's cool to be a millionaire. You could say "I'll bet you $10K that I can do it. WANNA BET, MOFO?" He will likely walk away, but you can afford to lose $10K cuz you're rich.

[Giuseppe]

^Whispers Tamps from Cowards Corner.

Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ohmwrecker]

Cully, were you trying to "bait" me?

I don't do ELE bets. It's my religion.

[Creepn]

Oh I didn't think I was worthy of you accepting my hand.

I'll take your bet. Timmy may want Kobe to experience 6 losses as well.

[Giuseppe]

Oh I didn't think I was worthy of you accepting my hand.

I'll take your bet. Timmy may want Kobe to experience 6 losses as well.

You're not.

Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TampaDude]

^Whispers Tamps from Cowards Corner.

Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me a coward? Nope.

You sitting on a 14-incher? Yup!

:lol

[Creepn]

you're not.

Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


coward!

[Giuseppe]

Me a coward? Nope.

You sitting on a 14-incher? Yup!

:lol

Bend over, I'll show ya a 14 incher.

[Giuseppe]

coward!

Stranger!!!!!!!!!

Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Creepn]

Stranger!!!!!!!!!

Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, my name is Creepn. What's your name?

[BlackSwordsMan]

Its just plain idiotic to bet with laker fans at this point they're just gonna bitch and moan and back track and have that idiot cubby follow them around with his retarded one lines in every thread.

[Giuseppe]

Its just plain idiotic to bet with laker fans at this point they're just gonna bitch and moan and back track and have that idiot cubby follow them around with his retarded one lines in every thread.

What's the matter, Swords, don't it float?

[Giuseppe]

Hi, my name is Creepn. What's your name?

Get lost, fartface, you're an Indian to me.

[BlackSwordsMan]

its floating and it follows me around like a fly on a dead hooker I just killed because the bitch looked like my mother

[Creepn]

Get lost, fartface, you're an Indian to me.

What does that "Indian" thing mean? Never heard of that one before.

[TampaDude]

Bend over, I'll show ya a 14 incher.

Sorry, brah...I don't want your nose anywhere near me. :lol

[TampaDude]

its floating and it follows me around like a fly on a dead hooker I just killed because the bitch looked like my mother

WTF??? :lol

[Giuseppe]

What does that "Indian" thing mean? Never heard of that one before.

It's a line from "Things Change."

It means you ain't gettin' in, Creepy.

[Giuseppe]

Sorry, brah...I don't want your nose anywhere near me. :lol

:lol

[ohmwrecker]

House Niggas can take this bet too.

What about house wiggas?

[BlackSwordsMan]

What about the house of uzumaki?

[Mike D]

There is no offer until Laker fan pays their debt, Mike. Btw, we know you are Koolaid

Heavens, not this song and dance again.

I'm not an AE.

[cheguevara]

LOL lakerfans

bunch of welchers and pussies

[Giuseppe]

LOL lakerfans

bunch of welchers and pussies

Crawl, motherf'er, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cheguevara]

Crawl, motherf'er, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao you crawled out of tons of my ELE bets. Not to mention you lived on my tree of woe for a few weeks and enjoyed being my cumbucket. In other words I own your pedophile ass. Bow down bitch.

:lol crawl mofo crawl

[Giuseppe]

You didn't even have the decency to offer me respite when I hung on there for days. Or, even a loin cloth to hide my shortcomings when The Princess came by on inspection.

You SOB, you!!!!!!!!!!!

[ElNono]

I'm actively starting a campaign to oppose betting you, Cul... You're just not getting out this easily...

So for the rest of you, don't even think about negotiating terms with Mr Pedo over there...

[ChumpDumper]

lol lakerfan bets

[BlackSwordsMan]

I just graduated and got my doctrine and I'm prescribing you to go fuck your mother some more.

[Giuseppe]

I'm actively starting a campaign to oppose betting you, Cul... You're just not getting out this easily...

So for the rest of you, don't even think about negotiating terms with Mr Pedo over there...

I done told ya's...come up with an alternate punishment for me then. You take the absence to the end of The Finals, and I'll serve another punishment.....i.e., I can no longer use one of my pet lines forever, or, I have to appear nude somewhere in Phoenix.

Come on though we all know the Lakers are going to run roughshod over the Spurs tomorrow nightPERIOD

[ElNono]

Crawl motherfucker, crawl!!

[Giuseppe]

I can't think of a good bend over for crawl, mofo, crawl, so carry on, a-hole.

[ElNono]

tbh, what would be suitable punishment for a deranged like you, Culby?
Have sex with an adult? Don't eat pussycats for breakfast?

[cheguevara]

NUCLEAR ELE - Loser is gone for the half life of Plutonioum or 24,100 years.

I am willing to do nuclear ELEs for playoff series... I believe my nuclear ELE bet is with Mono if there's a Spurs/Mavs series

[Giuseppe]

tbh, what would be suitable punishment for a deranged like you, Culby?
Have sex with an adult? Don't eat pussycats for breakfast?

I do. With myself exclusively.

I'd have to post like everybody else:::no repetition, no colloquilisms, no more poetry to The Princess, no more flirting with DUNCAN, no more siding Kool & my Luva, no more rummaging thru Katie-girls hamper when she's at work, no more hanging at the Phoenix Public Libary in the stacks looking up girl's skirts. Stuff like that.

[ElNono]

I do. With myself exclusively.

I'd have to post like everybody else:::no repetition, no colloquilisms, no more poetry to The Princess, no more flirting with DUNCAN, no more siding Kool & my Luva, no more rummaging thru Katie-girls hamper when she's at work, no more hanging at the Phoenix Public Libary in the stacks looking up girl's skirts. Stuff like that.

But then it wouldn't be you. This place is full of unoriginal posters (look at me).
What's the point?

[Giuseppe]

But then it wouldn't be you. This place is full of unoriginal posters (look at me).
What's the point?

Bend over, I'll give ya the point.

[Bill_Brasky]

Bend over, I'll give ya the point.
:lmao

[Giuseppe]

:lmao

:lol

[Morg1411]

:lol

Cully is off his meds again.

[Stringer_Bell]

This is an insanely hollow ELE bet. It's the end of the season, Spurs locked up #1 West Seed and will most likely rest the starters, and the Lakers are desperate for a win (and possible "statement" game). If the Spurs scrubs win, Lakers lose more than just a poster on Spurstalk. :(

[Giuseppe]

This is an insanely hollow ELE bet. It's the end of the season, Spurs locked up #1 West Seed and will most likely rest the starters, and the Lakers are desperate for a win (and possible "statement" game). If the Spurs scrubs win, Lakers lose more than just a poster on Spurstalk. :(

So, are you in or out?

[Mel_13]

I done told ya's...come up with an alternate punishment for me then.

The only thing most want to see is you enduring a Laker playoff defeat. No bet will have any effect on the likelihood of that coming to pass and seeing you lose some bet would pale in comparison.

Not much percentage in any bet with you.

[Stringer_Bell]

So, are you in or out?

Nay, danke. Pop will rest the starters, it's completely unfair. I'd put it up for a Spurs-Lakers series, but not a useless end of season game that has no bearing on the Spurs seed at all.

[Giuseppe]

The only thing most want to see is you enduring a Laker playoff defeat. No bet will have any effect on the likelihood of that coming to pass and seeing you lose some bet would pale in comparison.

Not much percentage in any bet with you.

Hey, dummy, with another punishment beside banishment I'd obviously be here to suffer at failure.

So, are you in or out, Mel?

[Mel_13]

Hey, dummy, with another punishment beside banishment I'd obviously be here to suffer at failure.

So, are you in or out, Mel?

:sleep

[Giuseppe]

Nay, danke. Pop will rest the starters, it's completely unfair. I'd put it up for a Spurs-Lakers series, but not a useless end of season game that has no bearing on the Spurs seed at all.

Take your clothes off and stand over there where Che is naked, bent over and Tamps has his beer belly resting with his ashtray on Che's back.

That's the time.

[Giuseppe]

:sleep

Fine, stand over there with your beer belly at the ready. I'll have the next crawling mofo bent over before ya wake.

[Mel_13]

Fine, stand over there with your beer belly at the ready. I'll have the next crawling mofo bent over before ya wake.

:lol

Grotesque and incomprehensible as ever..

[Giuseppe]

:lol

Grotesque and incomprehensible as ever..

:lol

[DPG21920]

I will take the bet. If LA wins, I'm gone until the end of the finals. If SA wins, you pay me the $500 I am owed from the welsh. Only when that money is in Kori's account do we have an official bet, deal?

I meet and exceed the qualifications. I am the ultimate prize and I named my terms just as you asked.

We will see who's chickenshit now.

[Stringer_Bell]

Take your clothes off and stand over there where Che is naked, bent over and Tamps has his beer belly resting with his ashtray on Che's back.

http://www.themightyginge.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/LOL-WUT.jpg

[BlackSwordsMan]

Not a F'n cent.

[Mel_13]

I will take the bet. If LA wins, I'm gone until the end of the finals. If SA wins, you pay me the $500 I am owed from the welsh. Only when that money is in Kori's account do we have an official bet, deal?

I meet and exceed the qualifications. I am the ultimate prize and I named my terms just as you asked.

We will see who's chickenshit now.

Well played..

[spursfanincolorado]

Congrats!

7 pages on a troll thread!

I bet it will get to at least 15 pages before the game starts and only a few takers.

Good luck tomorrow night, I feel like the Lakers have a good chance to win and play for pride.

It really is a pointless game to Pop but a potential seeding advantage over the Mavs.

For all of our benefit we are bereft of Laker "LOL Spurs" posts.

I find them entertaining.

5>4, cruising and PJ messing around with lineups and all that withstanding...

Real Spurs fans will take this bet regardless of the obvious handicap of resting our starters and Lakers trying to regain a little bit of their reputation.

[Giuseppe]

I will take the bet. If LA wins, I'm gone until the end of the finals. If SA wins, you pay me the $500 I am owed from the welsh. Only when that money is in Kori's account do we have an official bet, deal?

I meet and exceed the qualifications. I am the ultimate prize and I named my terms just as you asked.

We will see who's chickenshit now.

I wouldn't give you a red cent.

You can't even be trusted to keep your word and ignore me.

Get naked, bitch. Get over there with the others rejects, hold overs, and fat asses.

[DPG21920]

Exposed again. Close the thread. It's over.

[Giuseppe]

Exposed again. Close the thread. It's over.

My sweet ass. I caught you tiptoeing thru the tulips talkin' to me after you swore up & down to the Midget that you would team with him in league to freeze me out.

By God I made you talk to me. I win. And the Midget is next.

I'm Pappy, and you came to me.

P.S., you're kinda cute sans clothes.

[DPG21920]

I am talking to no one in particular. Just a general throw out to the masses to show you that I am better than you. Again.

[dunkman]

This ELE could be kind of cool . . . tbh the Lakers have no shot whatsoever to take the Spurs down, so basically no more repetitive stuff till Duncan gets his 5-th ring.

[DPG21920]

Is it strange the I make Laker fan quiver in their boots so much they can't even accept their own bets any more :lol?

Just sad.

Did I or did I not meet the qualifications outlined in this thread people?

[Killakobe81]

I will take the bet. If LA wins, I'm gone until the end of the finals. If SA wins, you pay me the $500 I am owed from the welsh. Only when that money is in Kori's account do we have an official bet, deal?

I meet and exceed the qualifications. I am the ultimate prize and I named my terms just as you asked.

We will see who's chickenshit now.

LOL know you messin' with cully ... but that remark made Kobe sound "humble" in comparison ...

[DPG21920]

LOL know you messin' with cully ... but that remark made Kobe sound "humble" in comparison ...

I'm not messing around. I made the bet. He is a chickenshit on every level. He backed out of his own bet, do you not agree?

To him, with the way he covets me and follows me around seeking my attention, am I not the ultimate prize?

He said the prize was a regular Spurs fan who would be missed. Do I not fit that perfectly. He wouldn't be knocking out some GNSF. He'd be getting the source of a lot of problems with a Spur under his name.

[Giuseppe]

You cannot be trusted, Deep. You vowed to ignore me and you lied. I will not enter into a covenant with a liar. Not when his pants are afire.

And your's are lit.

[ohmwrecker]

Is there some kind of scenario where you both could not post until after the finals?

[DPG21920]

Nice try, Ohm. If we took a vote, I wouldn't be the one cast of this island, hombre.

[ElNono]

Bend over, I'll give ya the point.

Why don't you go fuck your mother some more? :lol

[Giuseppe]

Is there some kind of scenario where you both could not post until after the finals?

Bend over, I'll give ya until after the finals.

[ElNono]

Culby crawling again after some fake bravado? Say it ain't so...

[Giuseppe]

Nice try, Ohm. If we took a vote, I wouldn't be the one cast of this island, hombre.

I'll tell ya what, daddy, after The Finals you guys have a vote,,,,,,,,,,no, on second thought forget it.

[Giuseppe]

Culby crawling again after some fake bravado? Say it ain't so...

No. Deep lied. He can't be trusted. I will not shake hands, albeit virtually, with a bald faced liar.

[DPG21920]

I would like to see a link from anyone where I addressed said person directly. I want names.

[Giuseppe]

I would like to see a link from anyone where I addressed said person directly. I want names.

"I will take the bet. If LA wins, I'm gone until the end of the finals. If SA wins, [[[[[[[[[you]]]]]]]]] pay me the $500 I am owed from the welsh. Only when that money is in Kori's account do we have an official bet, deal?"

:toast

[ohmwrecker]

Nice try, Ohm. If we took a vote, I wouldn't be the one cast of this island, hombre.

I'm devastated, Chico. Truly.

[Giuseppe]

I'm devastated, Chico. Truly.

If I wasn't sure I'd be voted off I'd ask for said vote, uh,,,,,,,Chico.

[DPG21920]

I can tell.

I still have not seen a link to me addressing said person directly unless I am not supposed to be talking to a guy named "YOU".

I was actually talking to Mike D since he is the only one that acknowledged my $500 musings.

[Giuseppe]

I can tell.

I still have not seen a link to me addressing said person directly unless I am not supposed to be talking to a guy named "YOU".

I was actually talking to Mike D since he is the only one that acknowledged my $500 musings.

:rolleyes

[DPG21920]

:lmao Laker "fan" foiled and exposed again by Deep.

"I always win. Always."

I exposed the real skunker, put that shit to rest.

I exposed Laker welshers and made them extinct.

I said they are done with me and that they would crave my attention. I was right.

I am DPG.

[Giuseppe]

Crawl, motherf'er, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DPG21920]

No Laker fan will bet me. Not a single damn one of them. They know when they bet me and lose, they can't afford to pay up. Then they never live it down.

I'd be terrified as well.

[Giuseppe]

I own that ass now, Deep. Bend over, bitch. Daddy's home.

[DPG21920]

:lol people are trying so hard to get my attention. Laker fan really showing their ass tonight.

The real skunker. 0-10. Running from their own bets.

[Giuseppe]

:lol people are trying so hard to get my attention. Laker fan really showing their ass tonight.

The real skunker. 0-10. Running from their own bets.

I got you this time, and I ain't lettin' ya off the hook.

Signed,

- Pappy

[LakerHater]

There is no offer until Laker fan pays their debt, Mike. Btw, we know you are Koolaid


Heavens, not this song and dance again.

I'm not an AE.

Didnt he call you Killa in the other thread? ... :lol

[Stringer_Bell]

I got you this time, and I ain't lettin' ya off the hook.

Signed,

- Pappy

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[DMC]

ELE bets here are a joke. I've seen so many people lose them and no one pays.

[Giuseppe]

Crawl, motherf'ers, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yorae]

Has anyone taken the bet? I'm willing if it's like giving this guy Risperidone.

[Giuseppe]

Has anyone taken the bet? I'm willing if it's like giving this guy Risperidone.

Whoever loses is outPERIOD until after The Finals. You can't post here or upstairs. Understood?

[Yorae]

A ok. Sure do. You territorial prick, you.

[Giuseppe]

A ok. Sure do. You territorial prick, you.

No. I want a clear answer, so there is no hanky panky afterward.

Chop, chop, Yorae.

[Nathan89]

Don't do it. He doesn't post enough.

[Giuseppe]

Don't do it. He doesn't post enough

Nate is right, Yorae. I checked your asshole:::
Posts Per Day: 2.85
You're disqualified.

Next!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yorae]

Dude I posted a few pages back about that. You need to check your ocd.

[Giuseppe]

Dude I posted a few pages back about that. You need to check your ocd.

You have nothing to risk, Y.

You're out.

[ChumpDumper]

Whoever loses is outPERIOD until after The Finals. You can't post here or upstairs. Understood?What's understood is that no one will live up to the terms of the bet.

You helped make sure of that.

[DPG21920]

I will take the bet. If LA wins, I'm gone until the end of the finals. If SA wins, you pay me the $500 I am owed from the welsh. Only when that money is in Kori's account do we have an official bet, deal?

I meet and exceed the qualifications. I am the ultimate prize and I named my terms just as you asked.

We will see who's chickenshit now.

[Bito Corleone]

I will take the bet. If LA wins, I'm gone until the end of the finals. If SA wins, you pay me the $500 I am owed from the welsh. Only when that money is in Kori's account do we have an official bet, deal?

I meet and exceed the qualifications. I am the ultimate prize and I named my terms just as you asked.

We will see who's chickenshit now.
I'd say those terms are more than fair.

[DPG21920]

Fair or not Laker nation put it out there clear as day. I met and exceeded the guidelines. Only when DPG showed up, they ran away.

Can't say I blame them either.

They're no daisies.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Cubby and DPG spear heading that 14 inch double headed dildo right up their collective asses.

[Giuseppe]

Fair or not Laker nation put it out there clear as day. I met and exceeded the guidelines. Only when DPG showed up, they ran away.

Can't say I blame them either.

They're no daisies.

Solly Cholly, you vowed never to speak to me again and then spoke to me. I can't trust somebody who lies. Your pants are still afire, Deep.

[ChumpDumper]

lol preemptive welshing

[Giuseppe]

lol preemptive welshing

I knew I could seduce you to playin' grab ass with me again, Dumper.

tee, hee.

[Agloco]

L5

The train's come to a grinding halt. :lol

[Giuseppe]

L5

The train's come to a grinding halt. :lol

And is forever locked at O & 6.

It ain't The Skunker, but, it's part & parcel of Cubby's rolling stock forever more.

[ChumpDumper]

I tacitly accepted, then welshed on the bet.

[Giuseppe]

I tacitly accepted, then welshed on the bet.

Crawl, motherf'er. Crawl.

[Agloco]

And is forever locked at O & 6.

It ain't The Skunker, but, it's part & parcel of Cubby's rolling stock forever more.

For now we'll call it The Tanker.

[Giuseppe]

Oh, no, you don't, it's O & 6 Fest and it ain't goin awayPERIOD

[Agloco]

Oh, no, you don't, it's O & 6 Fest and it ain't goin awayPERIOD

Championship Champagne washes away any shit stain. Just ask Bean.

[Giuseppe]

Championship Champagne washes away any shit stain. Just ask Bean.

I'd still cite both, as well as The Skunker.

[Reck]

And is forever locked at O & 6.

It ain't The Skunker, but, it's part & parcel of Cubby's rolling stock forever more.

Spurs gift you the win son. Even you have to recognize this wasn't a fai fight from tip off.

Not that I'm complaining either.

[Giuseppe]

Spurs gift you the win son. Even you have to recognize this wasn't a fai fight from tip off.

Not that I'm complaining either.

You want fair...go back to f'in' kindergarten.

They lost. They're stuck with O & 6 all to themselves.

[Reck]

Ok, good thing Spurs have company just right behind them in the 0-fest.

[DMC]

It took a 6 game skid by SA to get the Lakers to expend enough energy to actually try to catch up. Now they have hit the wall and are on thier own skid (last night was an exhibition game). So what was once a 7 game lead is now a 5 or 6 game lead, even after the 0-6.

Sometimes you have to lay 6 eggs if you want to make an omlette.

[Giuseppe]

I couldn't do better than win last nite and avoid O & 6.

You have it all to yourselves.

[ChumpDumper]

lol celebrating a game the other team threw.

[Giuseppe]

lol celebrating a game the other team threw.

You gd rights. By any means necessary.

You ended up with the O & 6 Fest all to yourselves.

Now I get to Lord it over ya's.

Let us proceed...

[ChumpDumper]

lol seriously celebrating

[san antonio spurs]

I remember a time when regular season didn't mean anything...
Lakers fans:dizzy

[Giuseppe]

lol seriously celebrating

F'in' eh. If we'd a lost last night you'd be dancing completely naked all over the joint and I'd be sittin' here, dick in my hand.

But, alas, that ain't what happened. You have O & 6 Fest all to yourselves. And I'm gonna punish your adorable asses till the cows come home.

[ChumpDumper]

lol lakers were spotted seven games and still couldn't deliver.

[Giuseppe]

lol lakers were spotted seven games and still couldn't deliver.

At least we didn't get to O & 6.

ha, ha.

[ChumpDumper]

At least we didn't get to O & 6.

ha, ha.lol we

Lakers couldn't catch a team that lost six straight.

[Giuseppe]

lol we

Lakers couldn't catch a team that lost six straight.

At least we didn't catch ya at O & 6.

ha, ha.

[ChumpDumper]

At least we didn't catch ya at O & 6.

ha, ha.lol we

Lakers didn't catch anything but dust in their mouths.

[Giuseppe]

We didn't catch O & 6, that's for sure.

ha, ha.

[ChumpDumper]

lol we

lol celebrating 2nd place

lol confetti

[Giuseppe]

O & 6 like you woulda been monumentally worse.

[BlackSwordsMan]

1-5 on par for the course of skunker likes of we have never seen

[DMC]

If enough posters were serious about monetary bets, they should have Kori set up an account for charity, and have the winnings put into that pot.

So, if Culby bets someone 20 dollars that the Lakers will score 100pts or more, and they do, someone has to put 20 into the pot for charity.

It could add up, and face it, a lot of people are betting more than they can even pay if they lose. It would keep the bets reasonable and help a cause.

[Giuseppe]

The Ellis family is the epitome of selflessness.