Mavs @ Rockets MF'N Game Thread!

[Ghazi]

Lets go Mavs!

[sefant77]

ILP for free but Houston announcer -> no thanks

[DPG21920]

Rockets! Lets just do that 3 more times. = 12 pt loss!

[Ghazi]

down 3 after 1!

our backcourt :cry :cry :cry

DPG chime in :)

[Ghazi]

DPG will the Spurs try to beat LA tomorrow?

[DPG21920]

I don't think so. I think they might choose one of the big 3 to sit out, but I doubt it. I think they play their big 3 about 28 MPG and that is it.

[DPG21920]

Ian is not better than Haywood when both play their best, but Ian is a better defender.

[HarlemHeat37]

Dirk can't make anything, mostly easy shots(by his standards)..

[Ghazi]

yea Dirk is off so far!

[Ghazi]

I don't think so. I think they might choose one of the big 3 to sit out, but I doubt it. I think they play their big 3 about 28 MPG and that is it.

but why not try to stay ahead of the Bulls?

Also, it seems more beneficial for SA if LA is not seeded 2nd.

[DPG21920]

but why not try to stay ahead of the Bulls?

Also, it seems more beneficial for SA if LA is not seeded 2nd.

Because, IMO (and I may be wrong), rest is more important than the overall 1 seed.

It is important, but not worth taxing yourself and risk not even getting there. Lets face it, the odds are very slim anyways, so if they get there, HCA is not going to be a huge issue.

What the Spurs don't want is LA at 4 and if the Spurs win, that possibility is open.

[Ghazi]

down 4 @ half, 47-43 :(

[DPG21920]

Ghazi, do you love Ian?

[Ghazi]

Ian's alright :)

[Amuseddaysleeper]

If Dallas can control the boards a little better, they can win this game, no problem.

[DPG21920]

I kind of hope Dallas loses. No offense. For two reasons. That way they have to play hard against NO and hopefully knock them to 8th and also because they might fall to 4. They will be tough, but I would rather play them.

This board is better when that happens anyways.

[DesignatedT]

Utah up 13 against N.O at the end of the 3rd. Hope they hold on.

[DPG21920]

It would be huge if NO lost. Although I hate having to rely on the Mavs to help the Spurs :lol

[DPG21920]

Roddy the foul machine. I have never seen a guard foul so much. It's nuts.

[Mugen]

Rockets should replace Clyde with Dikembe next year, tbh.

[Iceman101]

Rockets should replace Clyde with Dikembe next year, tbh.

Or Calvin Murphy

[Frenzy]

ESPN:

Dallas is a not a threat whatsoever...we know they are going out in the 2nd round if they get past the 1st. It's just as simple as that....that's the way it is in Dallas.

:lol dayum..

[Ghazi]

down 1! Matrix is beasting

lol darrell

[Josepatches_]

Utah up 13 against N.O at the end of the 3rd. Hope they hold on.

Watching the game it's pretty obvious Hornets are tanking to face us
We'll have an easy first round

[Ghazi]

down 4 after 3 :(

[DPG21920]

NO would be the easiest first round opponent, even with West. But they will still scrap and Paul always gives the Spurs problems.

Landry is producing pretty close to what West did statistically.

[Mugen]

NO would be the easiest first round opponent, even with West. But they will still scrap and Paul always gives the Spurs problems.

Landry is producing pretty close to what West did statistically.

Pretty obvious NO tanking for the 8th seed. Question now is if MEM will do the same since NO has the tiebreaker.

[HarlemHeat37]

If Houston manages to win this, what a blow it would be if OKC manages to lose to one of their scrub opponents:lol..

[DPG21920]

Mavs are always in it.

[Mugen]

If Houston manages to win this, what a blow it would be if OKC manages to lose to one of their scrub opponents:lol..


I could see them with a letdown tonight against Sac....

[Ghazi]

BAREA!

LETS FUCKING GO MAVS!! :clap :clap

[thispego]

go houston

[jag]

Rockets milfs...nice

[thispego]

my dentists' name is Houston

[DPG21920]

Damn, Dirk is missing everything. Lee just froze in the air :lol

[thispego]

lee scarfling, bababarea scarfling back

[DPG21920]

JJ has been huge for the Mavs. He is their Fisher.

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, what a dunk by Lee..Jawnaldo is fapping somewhere..

Mavs better do the right thing(sorry Stretch)..

[thispego]

JJ has been huge for the Mavs. He is their Fisher.

dont know about that but i did add him to my fantasies at the end of the season

[YoMamaIsCallin]

Going down to the wire it looks like. Tied up with less than 7 minutes to go.

[jag]

Ian being the savior he's supposed to be

[DPG21920]

dont know about that but i did add him to my fantasies at the end of the season

He plays the same role. Sucks all game on both ends, but hits timely shots all while getting bloaded on defense.

[Ghazi]

ugh, Dirk whiffs on 2 chances to take the lead

[DPG21920]

Ian :cry

[thispego]

crockets got this. if they give half a shit like they did against the spurs the other day, they got this.

[Mugen]

DPG, i've always pictured you to look like that OKC fan playing against the Celtics in the NBA commercial ....How far off am I?

[DPG21920]

Really far off. Same height, but not as thick and my face looks cooler than that guys.

[Mugen]

Really far off. Same height, but not as thick and my face looks cooler than that guys.

that's good.

[thispego]

He plays the same role. Sucks all game on both ends, but hits timely shots all while getting bloaded on defense.

barea hits at the same rate at the end of the game as he does at the beginning and middle. nowhere near as clutch as fisher, who is gay, while barea dates miss universe, rofl, but i see the comparison.

[jag]

DPG, i've always pictured you to look like that OKC fan playing against the Celtics in the NBA commercial ....How far off am I?

About 6 inches too tall.

[HarlemHeat37]

Good call by that ref, surprised the ref had the balls to call it..

Obviously Houston's announcers displaying their stupidity, as usual:lol..

[Mugen]

lol 2nd BS charge call on Kmart

[DPG21920]

These brosephs have seen my pic, Muser. They invited me into their handsome mens club.

[DPG21920]

About 6 inches too tall.

:depressed

[Mugen]

no call in my opinion

[DPG21920]

Martin always gets that call and he shouldn't. No call or offensive.

[thispego]

These brosephs have seen my pic, Muser. They invited me into their handsome mens club.

pretty gay

[DPG21920]

Dirk is just bad tonight. Unusual from him in a pretty important game.

[YoMamaIsCallin]

Apparently no one wants to win. No one has scored for about 3 minutes on the clock.

Update: Martin finally sinks 2 free throws to break the tie. Now under 3 minutes to go.

[DPG21920]

pretty gay

That was the intent.

[Mugen]

JKidd and the Midget apparently didn't get the tank memo.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol There's the typical Kevin Martin call, about time..

:lol Houston's announcer shitting on Dirk..

[jag]

The Mavs need to start running more iso's for Marion. How do they expect to compete if their second option isn't given opportunities to shine?

[thispego]

That was the intent.

thats cool, i wont judge your preferences

[Nathan89]

Go Rockets Go:cheer

[HarlemHeat37]

Do the right thing, Dallas..

[DPG21920]

thats cool, i wont judge your preferences

LMAO, now that creepy Laker guy sent me a pm. wow.

[jag]

I hope Karl is getting big money for those commercials. And I hope the money is worth it.

[HarlemHeat37]

Ugh, they're going to Brad Miller for clutch time offense..

[DPG21920]

:lol Marion

[Mugen]

Rockets already in tank form for next year.

[Ghazi]

Matrix!

[Nathan89]

Mavs can't lose when they need to lose

[jag]

The Mavs need to start running more iso's for Marion. How do they expect to compete if their second option isn't given opportunities to shine?

Yeah

[Mugen]

need a Spurs like chokejob here in the final minute and a half.

[DPG21920]

Martin will get a +1.

[Greg Oden]

nobody fears this Mavericks team.

[DPG21920]

Off of Houston. Mav ball.

[DPG21920]

^ <------------------------ This is me on my mountain, not fearing the Mavs.

[HarlemHeat37]

What the fuck is Brad Miller doing?!?!?!..:lol:lol..

[DPG21920]

Yes!

[HarlemHeat37]

Wow, what a play by Dragic, going all-in..

[Bartleby]

Miller is a fucking idiot!

[mystargtr34]

:lol Mavs trying to lose but still find a way to choke and win the game

[DPG21920]

Defense. Clap Clap Clap

[jag]

Wow

[Mugen]

crofl

[icem]

mavs suck

[Nathan89]

Someone tell me whats going on.

[jag]

Why exactly aren't we rooting for the Mavs?

[HarlemHeat37]

Why exactly aren't we rooting for the Mavs?

OKC-LA 2nd round..

[mystargtr34]

:lol WTF I underestimated them.. Great foul by Dirk.

[jag]

OKC-LA 2nd round..

Thank you

[Bartleby]

ouch. terrible foul.

[HarlemHeat37]

What an idiot Chuck Hayes is..falling for a Jason Terry pump fake, off-balance, with 2 seconds left in the game..

Can the Rockets do anything correctly?..

[Mugen]

lol Chuck Hayes you fucking idiot

[jag]

Terry would not have made that. Chuck Hayes you worthless piece of shit

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Terry just tanked..good, the Mavs get the message, they know what they're doing, tbh..

[LakerHater]

Jason Terry Blows!

[Bartleby]

:lol

terry

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

lol

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Hahaha wtf

[jag]

:lmao :lmao

Someone please post the Terry gif

[thispego]

roflterry roflterry roflroflroflroflorlforflrofl terry rofltrety roflterrt rofflyterry rofflterry

[DPG21920]

Fat Hayes. Terry isn't a hostess snack. Stay away from him.

[DesignatedT]

lmao yeah that's real funny terry. this guy is a joke.

[mystargtr34]

:lmao :lmao Stern will be watching a replay for sure

[Mugen]

Jesus Christ Rockets. the mavs are literally giving this game to you and all you got is Brad Miller 30fts and Chuck Hayes fouling jumpshooters

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol That was a pure tank job by Terry, I just gained some respect for him..

Let's just hope Houston's ineptitude doesn't outweigh Dallas' tanking..

[Banzai]

What is Terry laughing about? Could have won the game..or is he laughing that the game is going to OT?

[LakerHater]

:lmao :lmao

Someone please post the Terry gif

http://i53.tinypic.com/mto26t.jpg

[DesignatedT]

:lol That was a pure tank job by Terry, I just gained some respect for him..

Let's just hope Houston's ineptitude doesn't outweigh Dallas' tanking..

Lol I hope you aren't implying that he missed that on purpose.... because that was definitely not the case. Just a choke job not a tank job.... nothing new with this team.

[Sean Cagney]

What is Terry laughing about? Could have won the game..or is he laughing that the game is going to OT?

Who knows he is an idiot, he might seriously think that missing a FT like that is funny or some shyt :lmao

[thispego]

LMAO, now that creepy Laker guy sent me a pm. wow.

rofl, no shit? which one?

[jag]

http://i53.tinypic.com/mto26t.jpg

You're good at what you do. Real good

[Mugen]

lol Rockets are so fucking worthless

[HarlemHeat37]

Houston's offense is atrocious..they're just passing the ball around the 3-point line, hoping for Brad Miller to carry the offense:lol..

[jag]

What the hell are the rockets doing? Wtf offense is this?

[jag]

Beautiful offense

[HarlemHeat37]

Mavs have 1 game left to tank..we'll see how badly they want to play the Lakers in the 2nd..

[LakerHater]

You're good at what you do. Real good
:toast

[sefant77]

I want Terry gone next season, cant stand his assface anymore

[Mugen]

Dirk showing why he's the only smart Mav on the team.

[jag]

Clyde Drexler just realized that maybe the Rockets should take the ball to the basket.

[Mugen]

I wonder how many more contested jumpers Courtney Lee can get off in the final 1:19

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

I want Terry gone next season, cant stand his assface anymore

http://i53.tinypic.com/mto26t.jpg

[DPG21920]

You don't have to chuck 3's

[DPG21920]

:lmao How stupid is this team.

[jag]

I wonder how many more contested jumpers Courtney Lee can get off in the final 1:19

This is sad

[YoMamaIsCallin]

Looks like it's ovah. Mavs manage to win in spite of themselves.

[Greg Oden]

Shawn Marion has raped your buttholes. Goodnight.

[HarlemHeat37]

Did Houston forget that they're allowed shooting 2s?..

[Mugen]

lol Rockets

[DPG21920]

Mavs TO!

[mavsfan1000]

Mavs can't even tank right.

[jag]

If I were a Mavs fan I'd be on the verge of doing something extremely violent.

[HarlemHeat37]

Dallas' tanking isn't over, yet..they could just be waiting to see the results of the Spurs-Lakers and Grizzlies-Blazers game, along with OKC-Sacto tonight..

They will have a better idea of what they want to do, following tomorrow's games..they could still be hoping for the 2nd seed, but I doubt the Spurs will give an effort vs. LA tomorrow..

[Venti Quattro]

Dallas claims second seed... from Houston :lmao

[Greg Oden]

JET will redeem himself!

[Mugen]

i'm not really sure who should hate the Rockets more, SpurFan or MavFan.

[Hemotivo]

Dallas claims second seed... from Houston :lmao

:ihit

[mavsfan1000]

If I were a Mavs fan I'd be on the verge of doing something extremely violent.
lol true. How much misery I had to suffer the last 8 years rooting for this powerhouse mavs team that somehow always falls short. :depressed

[Greg Oden]

Dallas claims second seed... from Houston :lmao

u mad

u jelly


the viability of suicide awaits you.

[jag]

Greg Oden loves him some JET.

[Greg Oden]

lol true. How much misery I had to suffer the last 8 years rooting for this powerhouse mavs team that somehow always falls short. :depressed

rofl


right.

[TE]

Dallas claims second seed... from Houston :lmao
:lol

[DPG21920]

Beat NO you worthless sacks of ....

[Greg Oden]

Greg Oden loves him some JET.

JET historically has made the Rockets his lady friend over and over again. Don't think for 1 second JET didn't miss that FT in reg. so he could close it out in OT!

[Venti Quattro]

u mad

u jelly


the viability of suicide awaits you.

crofl axe murderer

son i've already accepted my team's fate. Remember when we were shittin on terry when he said that they arent worried about the lakers since the mavs are ahead of LA? Well he might be right after all anyway. Crofl

[jag]

JET historically has made the Rockets his lady friend over and over again. Don't think for 1 second JET didn't miss that FT in reg. so he could close it out in OT!

Ride on the back of that man, Jason Terry, and he will take you to the Promised Land.

[GuerillaBlack]

Rockets just doing what they are suppose to do.

[Kai]

tbh The Rockets aren't as fun to watch without the scrappy play of Scola and Lowry. Not to mention the lack of offensive execution.

[Sean Cagney]

Beat NO you worthless sacks of ....

Watch they won't, just to spite us!!!!!!!! They will blow that game and get #4 and we get Memphis!

[j.dizzle]

Best thing for the Lakers.
1. Man the fuck up & win your last 2 games.
2. Dallas wins their last game.
3. Memphis loses their last 2 vs Portland and in LA vs Clippers. (NO has tiebreaker against Memphis)
1st round Hornets, 2nd round Dallas with HCA. God is definitely a Laker fan if thats how shit turns out hahaha.

[Giuseppe]

Best thing for the Lakers.
1. Man the fuck up & win your last 2 games.

That'd start us back.

Then double the 2 wins and we'd have the con once again.

[ElNono]

Best thing for the Lakers.
1. Man the fuck up & win your last 2 games.
2. Dallas wins their last game.
3. Memphis loses their last 2 vs Portland and in LA vs Clippers. (NO has tiebreaker against Memphis)
1st round Hornets, 2nd round Dallas with HCA. God is definitely a Laker fan if thats how shit turns out hahaha.

tbh, I don't see MEM losing to the Clippies... MEM is playing possessed right now. Also, the NOH and Dallas game should be fun to watch after tomorrow's results... Dallas might be aiming to keep the 2nd seed, and it could happen that they end up playing NOH if they do, which would make the game a preview of the 1st round, with NOH trying to show they can upset Dallas.