View Full Version : Heat or Lakers: Who would you prefer to watch?
rayjayjohnson
04-14-2011, 11:41 PM
NBA.com have recently put up their top 10 plays from each team this season.
I watch the heat:
http://www.nba.com/video/channels/playoffs/2011/04/13/2011_heat_top10.nba/
Then the lakers:
http://www.nba.com/video/channels/playoffs/2011/04/13/20110413_lal_top10.nba/
Who looks better? In the heat I see a bunch of arrogant fucks, but damn Lebron and Wade have some natural talent that makes them look so fluidic on court. Fuck Bosh though, lmao two and a half men.
Lakers just looks shitty by comparison. If nothing else they had to resort to calling kobe saving a ball from going out of bounds (ie not even a block or scoring shot) one of the ten best plays of the year, sandwiched between one from shannon "i'm hanging out the side of my best friend's ride" brown and a steal from a dude who thinks jesus speaks to him and tells him he's the worst player in the world.
Who would you rather watch? I'll take miami over those rapists and rapist apologisers any day of the week.
Venti Quattro
04-14-2011, 11:50 PM
http://forum.cheatengine.org/files/csi-miami-horatio-caine-sunglasses_108.jpg
HarlemHeat37
04-14-2011, 11:50 PM
Miami's halfcourt offense is painful to watch, but Lebron and Wade are good for about 5 highlights every game..
The Lakers are one of the most boring teams I've ever seen, tbh, worse than the prime Spurs IMO..the fact that they're the Lakers makes them interesting though, I suppose..
baseline bum
04-14-2011, 11:51 PM
Lakers. Watching the Heat's offense is fingernails on the chalkboard. When Kobe isn't going 1-on-5 the Lakers offense is great to watch, and when he is, it's pure comedy. Either way, it's much more entertaining than watching Miami.
mavsfan1000
04-14-2011, 11:51 PM
Cheat or Fakers? Tough decision. Both are faggots.
SomeCallMeTim
04-15-2011, 12:01 AM
Ancillary question: who would you prefer to watch being mauled by bears?
rayjayjohnson
04-15-2011, 12:37 AM
heat video has a sick beat too
Harry Callahan
04-15-2011, 06:04 AM
Neither. Both teams are dominated by truly unlikeable human beings/egomaniacs.
Giuseppe
04-15-2011, 06:06 AM
Yeah, your Neal is a real sweetheart, Harry.:rolleyes
rayjayjohnson
04-15-2011, 06:10 AM
Yeah, your Neal is a real sweetheart, Harry.:rolleyes
lol.
Giuseppe makes a solid point. Neal raped.
Harry Callahan
04-15-2011, 06:33 AM
Yeah, your Neal is a real sweetheart, Harry.:rolleyes
I was refering to the main players of the two teams.
Neal is a first year bench player (and not guilty in the eyes of a jury - just like your boy Kobe). Neal didn't have an army of pricey lawyers in his case either.
You can't deny that Bryant (serial teammate backstabber, adulterer, overall jerk) and James (Mr. "take my talents to South Beach/Global Icon") are people with out of control egos and inflated senses of self worth. You would hate Kobe's guts if he didn't play for LA. At least admit that.
Cubby, do you have a job outside of posting on Spurstalk? Maybe your parents support you.
Your postcount is waaaaay out of control. I hope you get outside from time to time.
dbestpro
04-15-2011, 06:34 AM
I'd prefer an appendectomy.
mystargtr34
04-15-2011, 06:41 AM
From a basketball purists view probably the Lakers for me.. only because i love post play and the Lakers have two of the best in the league in Kobe and Pau.
But if you like pure highlights then its easily Miami with the show LeBron and Wade put on.
TheManFromAcme
04-15-2011, 06:54 AM
Miami's halfcourt offense is painful to watch, but Lebron and Wade are good for about 5 highlights every game..
The Lakers are one of the most boring teams I've ever seen, tbh, worse than the prime Spurs IMO..the fact that they're the Lakers makes them interesting though, I suppose..
can this be construed as an acknowledgement?
I was refering to the main players of the two teams.
Neal is a first year bench player (and not guilty in the eyes of a jury - just like your boy Kobe). Neal didn't have an army of pricey lawyers in his case either.
You can't deny that Bryant (serial teammate backstabber, adulterer, overall jerk) and James (Mr. "take my talents to South Beach/Global Icon") are people with out of control egos and inflated senses of self worth. You would hate Kobe's guts if he didn't play for LA. At least admit that.
Cubby, do you have a job outside of posting on Spurstalk? Maybe your parents support you.
Your postcount is waaaaay out of control. I hope you get outside from time to time.
Where does sleeping with teammates wives fall under? Spurs = class
Harry Callahan
04-15-2011, 09:38 AM
Where does sleeping with teammates wives fall under? Spurs = class
And you know this as fact troll?
lefty
04-15-2011, 09:44 AM
lol.
Giuseppe makes a solid point. Neal raped.
Kobe rapERIOD
Muser
04-15-2011, 09:53 AM
Lakers obviously.
hater
04-15-2011, 09:59 AM
Miami is the elephant man of basketball. Grotesque.
Lakers are boring and predictable. Kobe dribble, shoot. Drible shoot. Drible shoot. Once in a blue moon pass to Gasol.
Leetonidas
04-15-2011, 10:02 AM
Ironically, both of these teams are pretty fucking boring compared to the Spurs.
Sportcamper
04-15-2011, 10:10 AM
Denver fans throwing in the towel before they play their 1st playoff game…At least they don’t have any unrealistic expectations…:lmao
JamStone
04-15-2011, 10:19 AM
If the Heat can get in transition like 60 times a game, I'd watch that all day long. LeBron and Wade in the open court is pretty special. But I agree I hate watching them when they are forced to slow down into the halfcourt and then end up with Wade going one-on-three to the basket (although he can make some pretty impressive lay-ups in traffic) or LeBron shoot a 30 foot fade-away three pointer, or Bosh shoot that ever exciting 15 foot midrange. On a fastbreak, the Heat is amazing to watch.
The Lakers aren't all that fun to watch. Their halfcourt offense is better to watch when the ball goes through the big men, especially when Pau and Lamar are making precise passes in the lane with little room. Touch passes in traffic by big men are usually fun to watch. If Kobe has it going and he's not missing, I find that entertaining too, but far too often when he gets it going it will either be preceded by or followed by a ridiculous stretch of unmakeable attempts that miss and brick and leave you laughing at Kobe's arrogance and audacity. It's pretty polarizing.
I would probably choose the Heat as more fun to watch because when they play that aggressive defense that leads to turnovers and transition, it's also good basketball to watch. And they're good for a handful of spectacular transition plays a game. I like the Lakers but they're not the most fun team to watch all the time.
cheguevara
04-15-2011, 10:50 AM
These are the teams in order that I think are aesthetically more pleasing to watch:
1. Denver
2. Portland
3. OKC
4. Spurs
5. Chicago
6. New York
7. Dallas
so Lakers/Heat as you can see are at the bottom of the list. and deservingly so
rayjayjohnson
04-15-2011, 09:36 PM
Denver fans throwing in the towel before they play their 1st playoff game…At least they don’t have any unrealistic expectations…:lmao
lulwut?
None of these guys are aesthetically pleasing unless you are a faggot. As far as the game goes though, the Spurs play the best, most fundamentally sound ball of any team in the league, especially considering their rosters. They don't have trash time for very long like some squads who just YMCA the whole 4th quarter.
rayjayjohnson
04-15-2011, 11:29 PM
None of these guys are aesthetically pleasing unless you are a faggot. As far as the game goes though, the Spurs play the best, most fundamentally sound ball of any team in the league, especially considering their rosters. They don't have trash time for very long like some squads who just YMCA the whole 4th quarter.
lmao watching the spurs is like watching old people fuck.
lmao watching the spurs is like watching old people fuck.
That was harsh. :nope
rayjayjohnson
04-15-2011, 11:35 PM
C'mon, you can't deny they aren't the most exciting team to watch...
C'mon, you can't deny they aren't the most exciting team to watch...
When your team isn't really a contender, I suppose watching other teams win is exciting in a bandwagon sort of way.
rayjayjohnson
04-16-2011, 12:35 AM
Awwwwwwwww, you think the spurs are contenders? How cute!
LkrFan
04-16-2011, 12:59 AM
lmao watching the spurs is like watching old people fuck.
:lol
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