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Koolaid_Man
04-16-2011, 03:30 PM
Heterosexual sex of course...:lol

Now we know why Kobe plays through pain and the Lakers keep winning titles...:lol


Jannini has found that sex in fact stimulates the production of testosterone, thus boosting aggression


"If athletes are too anxious and restless the night before an event, then sex may be a relaxing distraction," Shrier wrote in his study.


"For other athletes a bit of extra aggression could be the difference" between winning and losing, Jannini said. "In this case I would suggest a complete and satisfactory sexual intercourse the evening before the game."

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/02/0222_060222_sex_2.html

Hooks
04-16-2011, 03:32 PM
Good thing LA isn't playing the Nuggets.

Giuseppe
04-16-2011, 03:33 PM
Good thing LA isn't playing the Nuggets.

Yer gonna handle that for us.

Afterward, we'll be along.

IronMaxipad
04-16-2011, 03:37 PM
Sex before a game drains you.. Ask Joshua Clottey.

Koolaid_Man
04-16-2011, 03:38 PM
shut the hell up you failed attempt at an abortion

hey kool did your mom ever tell you why there's a piece of coathanger still stuck in your school since birth?

I was aborted and thrown in a landfill where the Kool fetus laid for approximately 3 days before rising...I waited patiently in the landfill and then the elements started to slowly form into a physical specimen the world has never seen...I eventually left the landfill and naked I found my way to my parents front door where I knocked and they let me in...we sat at the table and talked...they found me refreshing and so they named me Koolaid...

Ace
04-16-2011, 04:38 PM
It's obvious this nigga Kool gets no pussy, spends Friday night on here and then comes back to start more retarded threads early Saturday morning. Now this nigga spending his day here. I'm sure he has some shit bombs for us tonight...

Koolaid_Man
04-16-2011, 04:49 PM
It's obvious this nigga Kool gets no pussy, spends Friday night on here and then comes back to start more retarded threads early Saturday morning. Now this nigga spending his day here. I'm sure he has some shit bombs for us tonight...


High as United...30,000 feet up and you're not invited....:lol

tbh I'm jealous of myself at times...all trolling aside I do have a wonderful life and why I do this on ST...I don't know...:lol

Let us carry on...

Ace
04-16-2011, 05:10 PM
High as United...30,000 feet up and you're not invited....:lol

tbh I'm jealous of myself at times...all trolling aside I do have a wonderful life and why I do this on ST...I don't know...:lol

Let us carry on...

Are You trying to convince yourself or do you really think anyone believes this?

Giuseppe
04-16-2011, 05:11 PM
I was aborted and thrown in a landfill where the Kool fetus laid for approximately 3 days before rising...I waited patiently in the landfill and then the elements started to slowly form into a physical specimen the world has never seen...I eventually left the landfill and naked I found my way to my parents front door where I knocked and they let me in...we sat at the table and talked...they found me refreshing and so they named me Koolaid...

:lol

Klassic Kool

BlackSwordsMan
04-16-2011, 05:13 PM
Have you ever needed to take an enema? Shit cleans you out nicely.

Mike D
04-16-2011, 06:02 PM
Stop making so many damn threads. Don't confuse activity with productivity.

DPG21920
04-16-2011, 06:04 PM
Wow. Mike D = Koolaid = Confirmed.

^ <------------------------I see that from on top of my mountain.

ohmwrecker
04-16-2011, 06:11 PM
:lol

Klassic Kool

You've found a very clever way of calling Kool a dumbfuck without losing your status as his lap dog. :toast

dunkman
04-16-2011, 06:22 PM
Advanced troll job . . . :toast

Axe Murderer
04-16-2011, 06:26 PM
Heterosexual sex of course...:lol

Now we know why Kobe plays through pain and the Lakers keep winning titles...:lol







http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/02/0222_060222_sex_2.html

tbh I actually disagree with the article.

Sex, whacking it, or both the night before always gets me fatigued if I have a game the next day

Giuseppe
04-16-2011, 06:33 PM
You've found a very clever way of calling Kool a dumbfuck without losing your status as his lap dog. :toast

- "You want me to testify against Jimmy Hoffa. lololololololololololol!!!"

- Danny DeVito - "Hoffa"

Koolaid_Man
04-16-2011, 07:37 PM
Stop making so many damn threads. Don't confuse activity with productivity.

stop rolling the dice? Nigga please...Imma shake em up till I break em off...:lol

Koolaid_Man
04-16-2011, 07:41 PM
You've found a very clever way of calling Kool a dumbfuck without losing your status as his lap dog. :toast


wow you're good......now that it's settled I'd like you to follow suite...

Klassic Kool :lol

rayjayjohnson
04-16-2011, 08:09 PM
I'm sure Kobe had sex last night. And I'm sure he was the only one who consented

Giuseppe
04-16-2011, 08:11 PM
I'm sure Kobe had sex last night. And I'm sure he was the only one who consented

You'd know.

TE
04-16-2011, 08:14 PM
I'm sure Kobe had sex last night. And I'm sure he was the only one who consented

:lol

DMX7
04-16-2011, 08:40 PM
You'd know.

Are you suggesting Kobe raped RayJay?

Giuseppe
04-16-2011, 08:43 PM
Are you suggesting Kobe raped RayJay?

Am I a monkey's ass?

Hemotivo
04-16-2011, 09:55 PM
Wow. Mike D = Koolaid = Confirmed.

^ <------------------------I see that from on top of my mountain.

:p:

Koolaid_Man
04-16-2011, 10:44 PM
tbh I actually disagree with the article.

Sex, whacking it, or both the night before always gets me fatigued if I have a game the next day

I'd venture to say it's because you currently have more estrogen than testosterone...In other words you're more bitch than man...tbh

DMC
04-16-2011, 10:46 PM
The thread title is so fucking gay. "I hope my guys get plenty of sex tonight".

Giuseppe
04-16-2011, 10:49 PM
The thread title is so fucking gay. "I hope my guys get plenty of sex tonight".

They say every fox smells his own hole.

DMC
04-16-2011, 10:51 PM
They say every fox smells his own hole.

They also say you can crack your knuckles, just don't knuckle your crack.

4>0rings
04-17-2011, 02:53 AM
They say every fox smells his own hole.
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