Making fun of Lakaluva for liking Naruto is fun and all...

[rayjayjohnson]

...but lets not forget Tm Duncan is an 80-year old man who plays dungeons and dragons and goes to renaissance fairs.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/438621943_50acab75e4.jpg

[Fpoonsie]

lol deflecting

[Giuseppe]

& he trails Kobe:::5-4.

tee, hee.

[rayjayjohnson]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GpDCPOZDbxc/TSFrFB8qeVI/AAAAAAAAADc/Pxc-CIJLHik/s1600/tim+wizard.jpg

[midnightpulp]

Better to be into wizards and fantasy, and even Naruto, than it is to be Australian.

[Fpoonsie]

At the same time, Timmy doesn't pretend to be black.

[Giuseppe]

Or, out $500.

tee, hee.

[rayjayjohnson]

Better to be into wizards and fantasy, and even Naruto, than it is to be Australian.

http://archive.homehound.com.au/images/HOUND/1694/7154976/7154976_01_l.jpg
you are soooo right.

[i MAke GOod POlls]

I'm surprised you're able to even sit down after what happened yesterday tbh

[midnightpulp]

http://archive.homehound.com.au/images/HOUND/1694/7154976/7154976_01_l.jpg
you are soooo right.

I am soooo right. Your pic is merely for the brochures and travel agencies. Here's the real Australia:

http://cyclingtotheashes.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/p1110744.jpg?w=600&h=450

Guy to the far right is your typical healthy Australian male. Why do you think all your good looking citizens (Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, etc.) move out of that shithole and to the US?

[rayjayjohnson]

wrong. that beach is 10km from my apartment.

and i wouldn't go calling australian's fat and unhealthy, american.

you can have nicole kidman. word is she's got a certain part of her anatomy that is enlarged and looks a bit like a certain part of the anatomy she shouldn't have.

we keep our hotties here, thank you very much.

[Giuseppe]

Watts is hot though. She still has her baby teeth and they're beautiful.

[LnGrrrR]

http://archive.homehound.com.au/images/HOUND/1694/7154976/7154976_01_l.jpg
you are soooo right.

Hawaii is part of America too, and has nice beaches. Just FYI.

[midnightpulp]

wrong. that beach is 10km from my apartment.

and i wouldn't go calling australian's fat and unhealthy, american.

you can have nicole kidman. word is she's got a certain part of her anatomy that is enlarged and looks a bit like a certain part of the anatomy she shouldn't have.

we keep our hotties here, thank you very much.

Indeed. To the point where your government forbade Paul "Mick Dundee" Hogan to leave the country. A "hottie" your country was definitely not going to let get away, since Hogan is largely considered the handsomest Australian man who ever lived:

http://topnews.ae/images/Paul-Hogan.jpg

And don't even try to claim Crowe, Ledger, etc, they left the wombats, wallabies, and dingos to become US citizens.

[rayjayjohnson]

Paul Hogan is a tax cheat, we didnt let him leave because he owed us cheddar
Crowe is from New Zealand and beats his wife.
Mel Gibson was born in the US.
Heath Ledger is dead. I'd do Michelle Williams tho.

[midnightpulp]

Paul Hogan is a tax cheat.


So was Jesus, but that didn't stop him from becoming the most renown religious icon the world has ever known. And much like Jesus is to Christianity, Paul Hogan is to Australia. Him not paying his taxes is simply his version of Jesus kicking over the money changing tables.

What version of hell do you Aussies go to if you don't accept Paul Hogan as your Lord and Savior?

(I'm guessing it's somewhere without beer and wombat anus to plow).

[4>0rings]

dungeons and dragons = heterosexual

naruto = homosexual

[rayjayjohnson]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_umo9e9iDLLQ/Slih15SgmOI/AAAAAAAABQE/dM9QBmLy1Mk/s400/dungeons+and+dragons.jpg

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/seminar_0.jpg

http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/vlcsnap-7553621-727355.jpg

yep, looks totally heterosexual.

[midnightpulp]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_umo9e9iDLLQ/Slih15SgmOI/AAAAAAAABQE/dM9QBmLy1Mk/s400/dungeons+and+dragons.jpg

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/seminar_0.jpg

http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/vlcsnap-7553621-727355.jpg

yep, looks totally heterosexual.

I wouldn't make too much fun of it. The fat kid in the bottom pic is your national hero at the moment, and possibly the 3rd most famous Aussie to ever live behind Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin.

[rayjayjohnson]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YUN-OxtbTvg/TMgj9cLyLaI/AAAAAAAALuM/aJKLv3fAlQ0/s400/fat_america.jpg

[rayjayjohnson]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2010/9/16/8/find-the-white-angry-people-at-the-tea-party-7378-1284639081-11.jpg

[The 4cc Dictionary]

Australia!? More like Southeastern Indonesia!

[rayjayjohnson]

http://peejy.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/australian-beach.jpg

http://www.wpp.com/wppedcream/2008/images/media_0012.jpg

[The 4cc Dictionary]

^is that the riverwalk?

[ElNono]

Ray venting after the Thunder applied the vicious beatdown on his team...

Tell us how you really feel about that Ibaka missed call that won the game for the Thunder, Ray...

[Sisk]

No matter how you cut it... Australians are nothing more than a bunch of prisoners and there's nothing you can say to change that.

[rayjayjohnson]

First he says...


Ray venting after the Thunder applied the vicious beatdown on his team...


Then he says...

Tell us how you really feel about that Ibaka missed call that won the game for the Thunder, Ray...Beatdown or a missed call nono? better get your story straight.

[The 4cc Dictionary]

i dont know what it is but using the term GDP in your argument only to move the goalposts and change it to "Prosperity" after getting owned dumps smegma all over rjj's political based opinions i said

[rayjayjohnson]

maybe when you've been round here for more than 4 months you can talk some smack. until then, hush n00b.

[midnightpulp]

Meanwhile, in the "real" Australia:

http://www.onlineschools.org/education-debate/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/richard_gale_australian_bully.jpg

http://mapsoftheproblematic.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/the-bushwhackers.jpg

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsR/56893-4108.gif

Australian delicacy:

http://blog.cakepoker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/8/blobfish.jpg

[ElNono]

First he says...

Then he says...
Beatdown or a missed call nono? better get your story straight.

Why u mad though, ray? Is that how you really feel?

[The 4cc Dictionary]

crofl

i dont know what it is but getting mad at me after getting crominated yesterday just shows serious butthurt. like i got to ya.

not so fast my friend! atleast you guys don't have eminem over there. that's gotta count for something i said

Australia!? More like Southern Papa New Guinea!

[rayjayjohnson]

like you got to me?

motherfucker, until just now i didnt know who the fuck you were.

[rayjayjohnson]

and yes, i am fucking butthurt we lost. like i said, take on in OKC and this series is over.

[Sisk]

like you got to me?

motherfucker, until just now i didnt know who the fuck you were.

Looks like he got the job done quick.

Australia - where the British sent their prisoners.

America - Land of the free, home of the brave.



Next.

[The 4cc Dictionary]

like you got to me?

motherfucker, until just now i didnt know who the fuck you were.

not so fast my friend! there is still time to recover.

you and the rest of the shoot em up crew will crominate them like Clarence Boddicker crominated Bob Morton i saaaaaiiiiiiiiddddddddd

Point it at ED-209!

[rayjayjohnson]

Australia, land of sunshine, hot women, quality food and beer, open roads, amazing nature...

America, eight years of
http://www.topnews.in/files/President-George-W-Bush.jpg

[rayjayjohnson]

not so fast my friend! there is still time to recover.

you and the rest of the shoot em up crew will crominate them like Clarence Boddicker crominated Bob Morton i saaaaaiiiiiiiiddddddddd

Point it at ED-209!

wow. a filthy noob and he makes no sense.

[midnightpulp]

Rayjay, how much you pay per pound for Blobfish at the local Fisho? Bet it's bonzer with some vegemite spread and a bottle of plonk.

[rayjayjohnson]

lol.

funny thing about all this is, that i'm a british citizen who lives in sydney.

dual citizenship ftw

[midnightpulp]

lol.

funny thing about all this is, that i'm a british citizen who lives in sydney.

dual citizenship ftw

Don't many Aussies hate the British more than they do Americans?

[rayjayjohnson]

lol, yes.

[Sisk]

lol.

funny thing about all this is, that i'm a british citizen who lives in sydney.

dual citizenship ftw

All I need is my American citizenship. It's the best out there, after all. It's unfortunate that you have to have two to try to feel better about yourself. It's pretty clear that deep down you know that having australian citizenship just doesn't mean shit.

[rayjayjohnson]

All I need is my American citizenship. It's the best out there, after all. It's unfortunate that you have to have two to try to feel better about yourself. It's pretty clear that deep down you know that having australian citizenship just doesn't mean shit.

...except i can work in europe without a visa.

[Sisk]

...except i can work in europe without a visa.

Doing what, exactly?

[rayjayjohnson]

I dunno, work?

[Man In Black]

Sydney is awesome. Was that Glamorama Beach aka Bondi where topless Aussie chicks are the norm?
I love America but c'mon our Government sucks with all the blowjobs they give to banks and big business. Taxes, really IRS?

[DMC]

The problem with Australia is that it's full of Australians.

I declare prima nocturn. Wait, I've seen those skags... nm.

[rayjayjohnson]

It's 'prima nocta', genius

[ChumpDumper]

lol u mad

[Giuseppe]

Australia, land of sunshine, hot women, quality food and beer, open roads, amazing nature...

America, eight years of
http://www.topnews.in/files/President-George-W-Bush.jpg

At least gas was less than $2 gallon. Under Hussein Obama it's over $4 gallon.

[rayjayjohnson]

yep, i can see that argument. it's totally obama's fault...

[rayjayjohnson]

we pay near $5.50 a gallon here. Except we use the metric system, like the rest of the developed world

[Giuseppe]

yep, i can see that argument. it's totally obama's fault...


All I know is when Bush left office I was paying: $1.81 per gallon.

Hussein Obama:::big f'in' deal.

[rayjayjohnson]

there's more to the world than gas prices dude

[easy7]

Luba does not like foreigners. You must feel like only Jew in the world who idolizes Hitler.

[koriwhat]

All I know is when Bush left office I was paying: $1.81 per gallon.

Hussein Obama:::big f'in' deal.

you're full of shit man! shit was in the $3 range here in SA when bush was around and dropped back around the $2.50 mark for a while.

you don't gotta lie to kick it old man. btw, with the rate at which you post here at ST, i doubt you even go outside your house and that would mean you're spending $0 on gas.

[Kyle Orton]

you're full of shit man! shit was in the $3 range here in SA when bush was around and dropped back around the $2.50 mark for a while.

you don't gotta lie to kick it old man. btw, with the rate at which you post here at ST, i doubt you even go outside your house and that would mean you're spending $0 on gas.

I agree with all of this.

[sook]

aussie chicks are fucking hot, no way around that.

[koriwhat]

aussie chicks are fucking hot, no way around that.

not nicole kidman or natalie watts.... or whatever those nasty pasty looking bitches names are.

[Kyle Orton]

lol sook
lol thinking Aaron Brooks was good
lol bukkaked by the one of the dumbest Rocketfans on this site (noob cake)

[DeadlyDynasty]

I wish rayray would die, sometimes.

[koriwhat]

I wish rayray would die, sometimes.

No doubt! :toast

[Giuseppe]

you're full of shit man! shit was in the $3 range here in SA when bush was around and dropped back around the $2.50 mark for a while.

you don't gotta lie to kick it old man. btw, with the rate at which you post here at ST, i doubt you even go outside your house and that would mean you're spending $0 on gas.


No. When Bush left office it was: $1.81 a gallon.

It's now over $4.00 a gallon.

Hussein Obama:lmao

[BlackSwordsMan]

not a f'n dime over 1.81PERIOD

[koriwhat]

No. When Bush left office it was: $1.81 a gallon.

It's now over $4.00 a gallon.

Hussein Obama:lmao

I dont give a shit what the prices are to date, thank georgie for all that is wrong today. Nothing he fucked up can be resolved in a mere presidency.

Fuck politics!

[Sisk]

I dunno, work?

Try not to be so specific next time.

[koriwhat]

not a f'n dime over 1.81PERIOD

Tee, hee.

[Bito Corleone]

At least gas was less than $2 gallon. Under Hussein Obama it's over $4 gallon.
Fucking retard forgets that it was up to $4/gal at one point while Bush was in office too...I remember because I drove a Suburban with a 44gallon tank at the time. You want to talk about good gas prices then go back to Clinton.

[Giuseppe]

Fucking retard forgets that it was up to $4/gal at one point while Bush was in office too...I remember because I drove a Suburban with a 44gallon tank at the time. You want to talk about good gas prices then go back to Clinton.

When Bush left office it was $1.81. It's now over $4.00.

StingsPERIOD

[koriwhat]

Fucking retard forgets that it was up to $4/gal at one point while Bush was in office too...I remember because I drove a Suburban with a 44gallon tank at the time. You want to talk about good gas prices then go back to Clinton.

I dont give a fuck about obama either, or any politician because theyre all crooks, but cause and effect... The cause of our economy at present isnt due to obamaPeriod. Not one red cent i tell ya! Tee, hee.

[Giuseppe]

I dont give a fuck about obama either, or any politician because theyre all crooks, but cause and effect... The cause of our economy at present isnt due to obamaPeriod. Not one red cent i tell ya! Tee, hee.

Hussein Obama:lmao

[Sisk]

I dont give a shit what the prices are to date, thank georgie for all that is wrong today. Nothing he fucked up can be resolved in a mere presidency.

Fuck politics!

Obama hasn't done anything wrong!

Change!

[Giuseppe]

Obama hasn't done anything wrong!

Change!

Change from $1.81 a gallon to over $4.00 a gallon.

tee, hee.

[koriwhat]

Hussein Obama:lmao

?

For real man? Can you read, i dont care about obama nor your precious little georgie... Politics are for fools.

All i know is, the spurs will bounce back and the lakers but the last man standing wont be sporting no gay daisy yellow and fruity purple, unless of course theyre marching down hollywood blvd in a pink triangle parade.

[Sisk]

Kori we all know you voted for Ron Paul

[koriwhat]

Obama hasn't done anything wrong!

Change!

Sure he has, he opted to walk the path only the most currupt of people walk... Politics.

[Giuseppe]

Sure he has, he opted to walk the path only the most currupt of people walk... Politics.

But, $4.00 a gallon gas?

[koriwhat]

Kori we all know you voted for Ron Paul

Nope, i voted for obama... High as shit, took less than 3 minutes and back at the pad to smoke another bowl. Like dave chappelle, fuck politics, i voted on whose character i liked most.

[Giuseppe]

?

For real man? Can you read, i dont care about obama nor your precious little georgie... Politics are for fools.

All i know is, the spurs will bounce back and the lakers but the last man standing wont be sporting no gay daisy yellow and fruity purple, unless of course theyre marching down hollywood blvd in a pink triangle parade.

Then you shouldn't mind me trolliing with Hussein Obama.

Let us proceed...

[koriwhat]

Then you shouldn't mind me trolliing with Hussein Obama.

Let us proceed...

Troll all you want, bush trolled for 8 yrs so whats the difference?

[koriwhat]

If it's gotta be hussein obama, then it's gotta be saudi bush.

[Bito Corleone]

When Bush left office it was $1.81. It's now over $4.00.

StingsPERIOD
meh, doesn't sting too bad. Tell me about the stock market since Bush left office...

[Giuseppe]

If it's gotta be hussein obama, then it's gotta be saudi bush.

:lmao I always get 'em with the "Hussein" materiel.

tee, hee.

Hussein Obama...I knew the moment he beat McCain I had me a troll of limitless proportions.

ha, ha.

[Sisk]

Nope, i voted for obama... High as shit, took less than 3 minutes and back at the pad to smoke another bowl. Like dave chappelle, fuck politics, i voted on whose character i liked most.

Next time just stay at home and smoke another bowl. :toast

[Giuseppe]

meh, doesn't sting too bad. Tell me about the stock market since Bush left office...

Bito, stooping to asking Cubby a question.

Hussein Obama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Giuseppe]

Next time just stay at home and smoke another bowl. :toast

Or, help his mother astride a 14-incher.

jejejeje!!!

[Bito Corleone]

the moment he beat McCain
Arizona resident still butthurt about McCain losing.

:lmao "the fundamentals of our economy are strong"

[Giuseppe]

Arizona resident still butthurt about McCain losing.

:lmao "the fundamentals of our economy are strong"

Hussein Obama

tee, hee.

[Cry Havoc]

koriwhat and culburn doing battle. It's like an "I miss the 70s" reunion except missing all the good music.

[Giuseppe]

I just want to know about him & his mother's balloon knot.

[Cry Havoc]

...but lets not forget Tm Duncan is an 80-year old man who plays dungeons and dragons and goes to renaissance fairs.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/438621943_50acab75e4.jpg

Back to the OP, Duncan's allowed to be a nerd because he's a certified bad ass and could beat the piss out of 99% of naysayers. He's 2x MVP, 6'11", and probably benches about ~300.

Meanwhile, Luva is a 28 year old anime loving Lakers fan of Asian descent pretending to be a thuggish black person on an internet forum for the San Antonio Spurs while simultaneously making posts about how sexy the male protagonist of his favorite cartoon is.

The differences are minor, but noticeable.

[Giuseppe]

Back to the OP

We're gonna do both.

C'mon, what, tell us about your mother's starfish.

[Cry Havoc]

We're gonna do both.

C'mon, what, tell us about your mother's starfish.

Got anything new? Didn't think so. What's it like to post the same 3 rephrased comments about 200 times per day on a sports website? Do you feel it's a good investment of your time? Just curious.

[Giuseppe]

Got anything new? Didn't think so. What's it like to post the same 3 rephrased comments about 200 times per day on a sports website? Do you feel it's a good investment of your time? Just curious.

You want some, Cry?

I didn't think so.

[Creepn]

Cry Havok speaking truth.

So this guiseppe guy is a spurstalk legend here? I've read his post and its all nothing but the same 4 word vulgar crap and "tee hee" posted 300 times a day.

[Giuseppe]

Cry Havok speaking truth.

So this guiseppe guy is a spurstalk legend here? I've read his post and its all nothing but the same 4 word vulgar crap and "tee hee" posted 300 times a day.

As long as you don't touch the pedo stuff your mother is safe, Creep.

tee, hee.

[jag]

I wish rayray would die, sometimes.

:lol

[Giuseppe]

As long as you don't touch the pedo stuff your mother is safe, Creep.

tee, hee.

Wise decision, Creep.

tee, hee.

[Reck]

LOL@ this thread becoming a who's country is better thread.

Oh and btw, chick in my sig is Australian. :downspin:

[Creepn]

LOL@ this thread becoming a who's country is better thread.

Oh and btw, chick in my sig is Australian. :downspin:

Body flat as a board....and sweaty yuck.

[Giuseppe]

Body flat as a board....and sweaty yuck.

That's his mother, Creep.

tee, hee.

[Crazymaddopeyo]

If it's possible there's a place in the southern hemisphere
With a history even worse than our own. No one finds it peculiar
That a tropical island is full of people just like you and me
Australia's a piece of shit floating in the Pacific
Buoyed by the blood of the Aborigine.

[LnGrrrR]

we pay near $5.50 a gallon here. Except we use the metric system, like the rest of the developed world

Is that in American dollars or Australian dollars?

[easy7]

Fucking retard forgets that it was up to $4/gal at one point while Bush was in office too...I remember because I drove a Suburban with a 44gallon tank at the time. You want to talk about good gas prices then go back to Clinton.

Clinton got a free blowjob and did not have to pay 250 dollars like some people here.

[eyeh8u]

Is that in American dollars or Australian dollars?

sadly its pretty much the same now

[Reck]

Body flat as a board....and sweaty yuck.

On point, yes. And I hope you know that's not real sweat. :lol

[Reck]

That's his mother, Creep.

tee, hee.

You sister tbh.

[Giuseppe]

You sister tbh.

Thank, you.

[Hooks]

Well at least Duncan doesn't think any of them are "Beefcakes" :lol

[Texas_Ranger]

this thread sucks.

lol @ americans talking about fat people. :rollin

[Giuseppe]

Clinton got a free blowjob and did not have to pay 250 dollars like some people here.

He also got his ass IMPEACHED & disbarred. Clinton is the lone duly elected POTUS to ever be IMPEACHED.

[rayjayjohnson]

Is that in American dollars or Australian dollars?

They're pretty much the same, actually the Australian dollars is worth more then the greenback now

[Greg Oden]

this thread sucks.

lol @ americans talking about fat people. :rollin

Slovenia

[Giuseppe]

http://schmaltz.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/linda_kozlowski003.jpg

You can forget that, eh?

[Texas_Ranger]

Slovenia

yea I know, it sucks. :hat

[Roger Freemason Jr.]

...but lets not forget Tm Duncan is an 80-year old man who plays dungeons and dragons and goes to renaissance fairs.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/438621943_50acab75e4.jpg


So everyone can put this one to rest, RayJay is just another Luva troll. It was sometimes obvious, but I never put two and two together. Just like #41 shoot em up, Koolaid_Man, Butthurt Comittee

[Giuseppe]

It was sometimes obvious, but I never put two and two together.

:lmao

[rayjayjohnson]

So everyone can put this one to rest, RayJay is just another Luva troll. It was sometimes obvious, but I never put two and two together. Just like #41 shoot em up, Koolaid_Man, Butthurt Comittee

Puh-lease. Don't put me in the same category as Rakaruva