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RandomGuy
04-20-2011, 09:24 AM
Yeah, yeah, like we need another religion thread. Normally I wouldn't bother with them, but this had an interesting take on the whole heaven/hell thing that I thought was worth a read, no matter what your beliefs, because it has an interesting perspective on religion in general.-RG

Rob Bell's Hell: A Threat to the Evangelical Business Plan
By BILL SAPORITO Bill Saporito – 1 hr 59 mins ago
There are more reasons than mere theology why Evangelical Christian leaders are raising Cain over the message now being wholesaled by the Rev. Rob Bell of Mars Hill Bible Church, featured in TIME's current cover story, "What If There's No Hell?" Bell's I'm-O.K.-you're-O.K., we're-not-going-to-hell-today spin is not merely a refutation of a basic belief. If this piece of theological reordering takes hold, it's the Evangelicals' business plan that's going to hell.

Fire and brimstone has been one of the Evangelicals' main product lines. It's based on a zero-sum outcome: heaven or hell. Believe or perish. And part of the deal, at least in practical application, is that you can't get spiritually right without monetarily supporting the church. Pay to play, in other words. It's the same with most religions. No one says so in those crude terms - it's all about the mission - but a sales pitch is a sales pitch, even one accompanied by a choir. You can't build the Crystal Cathedral on prayer alone. There's a mortgage to pay.

And contributing money is a perfectly reasonable investment for the faithful. You may not be able to pay your way into heaven (sorry hedge funders), but you can help build the pathway on earth. Corporations like to measure return on equity, usually expressed as ROE. But you could say that church donations offer a different kind of ROE: return on eternity. And they're tax deductible to boot.

But what happens if Bell is right? Is it possible that the return on eternity on these contributions has dropped compared with other spiritual investments? For instance, maybe there's a bigger ROE in giving to the poor or volunteering for Habitat for Humanity. Tithing your church may be too much of an investment risk if the returns are less certain.

French mathematician Blaise Pascal famously pondered ROE in the spiritual-investment quandary called Pascal's Wager. It's an exercise in game theory. A rationalist, Pascal thought about how he might bet against God's very existence and behave accordingly: more rosÉ, fewer rosaries. But he also knew that had he pursued a hedonistic lifestyle and God existed, a negative outcome would ensue. And he'd be totally, eternally screwed. Better to believe, he reasoned. In Pascal's logic, the rational spiritual investor becomes risk averse and spends a big chunk of the portfolio with God. Pascal, in other words, recommended that you hedge your spiritual investment.

Preacher Bell is now positing that the endgame is different. If, in mathematical terms, you assign a zero probability that hell exists, then the rational spiritual investor reduces his exposure, since the expected ROE has been declined. "What do you give up?" asks Yale University professor Keith Chen, a game-theory expert. What's relevant in game theory is the difference between the good and bad outcomes. "If the idea is everybody goes to heaven and everybody enjoys the same privileges, then it unwinds Pascal's Wager," he says.

But both Chen and another game theorist at Yale, Barry Nalebuff, immediately posed another possibility: Is there a nonhell that's still not heaven? (Bell even suggests as much.) If there is heaven and a not-so-good nonhell, there's still a wager, although the spiritual investor might adjust it. Say, by moving it to a church like Bell's. Says Nalebuff: "The trick is, what's the cost of leaving? In my view he brings down the cost of leaving." In this view, Pascal's Wager is more like playing the lottery, says Nalebuff. If you win, heaven is the prize. If you don't, it's just a couple of spiritual bucks lost.

And that could be a competitive advantage. Churches operate in a marketplace of spiritual ideas, but they're directly connected to the temporal economy. The competition for the faithful can be downright unholy. Churches can and do go bankrupt if they cannot attract enough participants.

The adverse reaction to Bell's hell among some Evangelical leaders is based first on deeply held belief, not economic consequences. But it should really put the fear of God in their accountants. There are plenty of other reasons to invest in your church other than buying eternity insurance. There's the spiritual fulfillment that faith can bring, the sense of community, the built-in support group for when you need it most. Even those awful church suppers. But these are not the zero-sum, repent-or-burn outcomes that have underwritten the business so effectively over the years. Indeed, there's no hell to pay anymore.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/08599206617100

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Interesting commentary.

ploto
04-20-2011, 12:10 PM
For instance, maybe there's a bigger ROE in giving to the poor or volunteering for Habitat for Humanity.

I would suggest that this is more in line with the teachings of Jesus than what these mega-pastors are saying in the first place.

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:10 PM
Whether or not you happen to believe the Bible... JESUS talked considerably about Hell...

ChumpDumper
04-20-2011, 01:13 PM
I figure the Jesus would have a vested interest in pimping the idea of hell.

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:17 PM
I figure the Jesus would have a vested interest in pimping the idea of hell.

If by "interest" you're referring to HIS desire to keep people from ending up in such a miserable place... then, yes.

JESUS had no 'business plan' of which to speak of... even while the most recorded subject of HIS ministry (as written in the four Gospels), was the subject of stewardship... monetary and spritual.

That said, "HE had no place to rest HIS head, or a home of HIS own..."

ChumpDumper
04-20-2011, 01:19 PM
You are so easily trolled.

lol capitalization as a show of FAITH!

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:19 PM
In that sense HE was more like a traveling nomad...

ChumpDumper
04-20-2011, 01:20 PM
Still had to eat though.

Or did HE?

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:23 PM
You are so easily trolled.

lol capitalization as a show of FAITH!

nah...

I just figured you were trying to be witty... and played off of your comment.

That said, no need to probe deeper... both you and I know where each of our beliefs stand on the OP issue... i.e. no need to waste any further keystrokes on the matter... :wakeup

ChumpDumper
04-20-2011, 01:24 PM
nah...

You were serious. Caps lock doesn't lie.

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:25 PM
Still had to eat though.

Or did HE?

JESUS required no physical sustenance... everybody knows this... :lol

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:25 PM
nah...

You were serious. Caps lock doesn't lie.

whatever you say... :toast

clambake
04-20-2011, 01:27 PM
just like pavlov's...

ChumpDumper
04-20-2011, 01:28 PM
"....and that's pretty much how by doing everything I say you can avoid an eternity in hell. Now I'm starved -- anybody have a falafel I can nosh?"

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:29 PM
3 minutes for that? that's slow even by your standards...

ChumpDumper
04-20-2011, 01:31 PM
Sorry, I didn't know you were waiting with such anticipation after saying you weren't going to waste any more keystrokes on the matter.

clambake
04-20-2011, 01:32 PM
ding ding

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:32 PM
Did you not get your daily fix of fightin' Yonivore, Wild Cobra or darrinS..? I'm speechless... "you had me at hello..."

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:34 PM
Sorry, I didn't know you were waiting with such anticipation after saying you weren't going to waste any more keystrokes on the matter.

You and I are the subject matter now... try to keep up... (after all you seem to love that attention)... so umm... who's trolling?

ChumpDumper
04-20-2011, 01:34 PM
Why do you want to talk about me?

clambake
04-20-2011, 01:35 PM
And yet more keystrokes.

its cuz you keep ringin the bell.

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:36 PM
so it would seem...

clambake
04-20-2011, 01:38 PM
i'd say its 50/50 that satan is responsible for your burden.

ChumpDumper
04-20-2011, 01:39 PM
i'd say its 50/50 that satan is responsible for your burden.But GOD made Satan too.

And hell, for that matter.

So where does the buck stop?

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:42 PM
we were talking about you... not the OP post? remember? FOCUS!!!

this is just my way of channeling a Spurs' win tonight! I have to get at least 10 more posts... this should make my time here go by faster so I can get back to work...

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:43 PM
Or I could just as well do this:

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04-20-2011, 01:43 PM
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clambake
04-20-2011, 01:43 PM
But GOD made Satan too.

And hell, for that matter.

So where does the buck stop?

perhaps it stops with rev. bell.

Phenomanul
04-20-2011, 01:44 PM
10!

OK I'm out... later!


GO SPURS GO!!!! <---- Caps LOCK for FAITH!!!!!

clambake
04-20-2011, 01:46 PM
god instructed me to interrupt at #9.

ChumpDumper
04-20-2011, 01:46 PM
we were talking about you... not the OP post? remember? FOCUS!!!Um, I was talking about your SAVIOR in relation to the OP. How can you disrespect HIM like that?


this is just my way of channeling a Spurs' win tonight! I have to get at least 10 more posts... this should make my time here go by faster so I can get back to work...The overly religious do have a way of rationalizing everything.

RandomGuy
04-20-2011, 01:58 PM
I've always thought that Hell was awfully incongruous with a loving God.

Seems to me more like something some priest somewhere would say:

"booga booga booga, you go to hell if you don't think or act in a manner I approve of!"