Irrational Fears?

[DMC]

I am not trying to be funny, so if it's not funny, that's what I intended.

I was eating at a local restaurant today and suddenly this midget waitress comes strolling by. She was really tiny, but had a huge head. I lost my appetite just like that and the more I thought about it, the more I just needed to go. I hadn't even touched my food but for some reason the thought of this tiny woman with the super sized melon was making me nauseous.

I didn't realize until then that I had a totally irrational fear of midget women. I was sweating it out, hoping like hell she didn't come ask me how my food was, because I don't think I could have answered. She had this really high munchkin voice and was talking to an elderly couple who were entertaining her.

Finally my waitress comes over and asks me if I needed anything, and I was that close to saying "yes, keep this fucking midget away from me" but I just asked for a to go box.

I later felt bad about it. It's not her fault, and I have never felt that kind of anxiety to get the hell out of a place since someone asked me if I wanted to get saved.

I still feel the effects of it actually (the midget, not the psycho bitch who wanted to save me).

[lazerelmo]

True.

If you're not saved, the midget girl at a restaurant should be the least of your fears.

[DMX7]

It was probably DarrinS you saw.

[DMC]

True.

If you're not saved, the midget girl at a restaurant should be the least of your fears.

I am saved. I am saved from assholes who think an invisible sky buddy is protecting them from the invisible ground demon. What saves me? The ability to think rationally and critically, and a total absence of guilt for for it.

[BlackSwordsMan]

I can't sleep in the dark

[benefactor]

Waterbugs...scared to death of them. They can't even bite and I have the feeling of terror hit me right in chest when I see one.

[Summers]

"yes, keep this fucking midget away from me"

That was really rude.

I have a weird spit phobia. I don't know where it came from. Seeing someone spit makes me gag a little.

[PM5K]

I'm always scared someone is going to put a mouse trap in my mailbox and then one day when I check the mail at night and have to reach in for a piece near the back that I'll get popped.

Sounds like a good prank for someone else though.

Is that irrational?

[DMC]

That was really rude.

I have a weird spit phobia. I don't know where it came from. Seeing someone spit makes me gag a little.
I didn't actually say it. Is it rude to think something? Can you control that?

[Sisk]

I didn't actually say it. Is it rude to think something? Can you control that?

You're hostile today, tbh. :lol

[DMC]

You're hostile today, tbh. :lol
I am? :p:

[phyzik]

I have no problem handling Tarantula's or just about any spider.... Im not scared of Spiders at all.....

The second I walk/run/bikeride into a web though, I turn into a giant irrational pussy.

I guess it's just the "not knowing" what type of Spider spun the web.... I literally freak the fuck out when I get a face full of spider web. there was one time where friends actually thought I was being attacked by killer bee's on a bike ride and they hauled ass away from me trying to call 911 because of the way I was flailing my arms and screaming. :lol

[Fpoonsie]

I have no problem handling Tarantula's or just about any spider.... Im not scared of Spiders at all.....

The second I walk/run/bikeride into a web though, I turn into a giant irrational pussy.

I guess it's just the "not knowing" what type of Spider spun the web.... I literally freak the fuck out when I get a face full of spider web. there was one time where friends actually thought I was being attacked by killer bee's on a bike ride and they hauled ass away from me trying to call 911 because of the way I was flailing my arms and screaming. :lol

axKiTYO-GP4

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I am not trying to be funny, so if it's not funny, that's what I intended.

I was eating at a local restaurant today andude, that's hilarious. :lmao



But seriously, I know someone that is deathly afraid of all little people. Male and female. Her reason is because "they drool and scratch" <shrugs>

[blizz]

fuckin hate crickets

[DMC]

dude, that's hilarious. :lmao



But seriously, I know someone that is deathly afraid of all little people. Male and female. Her reason is because "they drool and scratch" <shrugs>

Drool and scratch? :lmao


I told my wife about it. She says I am just a careless bastard.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Drool and scratch? :lmaoI'm serious. Everytime it came up, she gave the same response. She also thought bare feet was the most disgusting thing ever. We teased her once that we were goin to hire a midget for her birthday to come in and dance on her desk barefoot. She about died and hyperventilated in front of us. She was a odd broad.

[CosmicCowboy]

I am not trying to be funny, so if it's not funny, that's what I intended.

I was eating at a local restaurant today and suddenly this midget waitress comes strolling by. She was really tiny, but had a huge head. I lost my appetite just like that and the more I thought about it, the more I just needed to go. I hadn't even touched my food but for some reason the thought of this tiny woman with the super sized melon was making me nauseous.

I didn't realize until then that I had a totally irrational fear of midget women. I was sweating it out, hoping like hell she didn't come ask me how my food was, because I don't think I could have answered. She had this really high munchkin voice and was talking to an elderly couple who were entertaining her.

Finally my waitress comes over and asks me if I needed anything, and I was that close to saying "yes, keep this fucking midget away from me" but I just asked for a to go box.

I later felt bad about it. It's not her fault, and I have never felt that kind of anxiety to get the hell out of a place since someone asked me if I wanted to get saved.

I still feel the effects of it actually (the midget, not the psycho bitch who wanted to save me).

You need to go a couple rounds with her to get over your fear..:lol

*NSFW warning*

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[Dr. Gonzo]

I'm scared of people with AIDS.

[xellos88330]

I am not trying to be funny, so if it's not funny, that's what I intended.

I was eating at a local restaurant today and suddenly this midget waitress comes strolling by. She was really tiny, but had a huge head. I lost my appetite just like that and the more I thought about it, the more I just needed to go. I hadn't even touched my food but for some reason the thought of this tiny woman with the super sized melon was making me nauseous.

I didn't realize until then that I had a totally irrational fear of midget women. I was sweating it out, hoping like hell she didn't come ask me how my food was, because I don't think I could have answered. She had this really high munchkin voice and was talking to an elderly couple who were entertaining her.

Finally my waitress comes over and asks me if I needed anything, and I was that close to saying "yes, keep this fucking midget away from me" but I just asked for a to go box.

I later felt bad about it. It's not her fault, and I have never felt that kind of anxiety to get the hell out of a place since someone asked me if I wanted to get saved.

I still feel the effects of it actually (the midget, not the psycho bitch who wanted to save me).

Just think of her running. I know it is pretty bad, but when little people run, I find it hilarious with their tiny bow legged legs moving so fast, but them hardly getting anywhere. It is cartoonish.

[DMC]

Just think of her running. I know it is pretty bad, but when little people run, I find it hilarious with their tiny bow legged legs moving so fast, but them hardly getting anywhere. It is cartoonish.

She wasn't like that little cigar fingered shit. She was bent and skinny, her ass was up around her shoulders and she looked like that bitch from The Ring, long ass hair (not ass hair, just head hair) and a normal sized head. It looked like a really bad photoshop came to life.

[DMC]

I'm scared of people with AIDS.

Me too. It took me forever to get rid of that shit the first time.

[DMC]

You need to go a couple rounds with her to get over your fear..:lol

*NSFW warning*

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There aint no fucking way. I would need Popsicle sticks and duct tape to keep it up. That would be disgusting, you could hold her legs over her head with two fingers on one hand. It would be like fucking a brisket.

[DMC]

I'm serious. Everytime it came up, she gave the same response. She also thought bare feet was the most disgusting thing ever. We teased her once that we were goin to hire a midget for her birthday to come in and dance on her desk barefoot. She about died and hyperventilated in front of us. She was a odd broad.
Bare feet are sexy on a sexy person. On a midget, they are pods.

[Darrin]

I have a fear of batteries. Don't like to touch them.

[JudynTX]

Frogs

[mrsmaalox]

This is really, really dumb, but I'm scared of biscuits in a can. I hate how you can never predict the exact moment of the "pop". I just can't deal with those things at all.

[Nathan Explosion]

I have a weird spit phobia. I don't know where it came from. Seeing someone spit makes me gag a little.

Yeah, I'd rather see her swallow after a BJ too.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Pi frightens me.

[mouse]

DMC a brown bag of one dollar bills can cure you tonight!
:toast


http://www.viralclip.com/viralvault/pics/Midgetstripper/large/blocked/midget.jpg

[Frenzy]

This is really, really dumb, but I'm scared of biscuits in a can. I hate how you can never predict the exact moment of the "pop". I just can't deal with those things at all.

Sister has that fear too. She will run into another room if someone threatens to pop one.

[DMC]

DMC a brown bag of one dollar bills can cure you tonight!
:toast


http://www.viralclip.com/viralvault/pics/Midgetstripper/large/blocked/midget.jpg

As long as she doesn't get near my food. If pole dancing makes her feel sexy, more power to her. I will just opt to not watch.

[Trainwreck2100]

roaches

[desflood]

Going to prison. Never done anything to land in prison and probably never will, so it's completely irrational, but the fear is there nonetheless.