rayjayjohnson
04-23-2011, 06:56 PM
PORTLAND, OREGON: Portland police are searching for a suspected rapist who tonight violated the assholes of the visiting Dallas Mavericks.
A witness described the scene. "He just assfucked that whole team. I couldn't believe it. He just hobbled up to them, bent them over and drilled all of them".
Police have released the name of the suspect, one B. Roy, and reported that he is likely travelling in a wheelchair.
Police have not confirmed Roy is suspected of raping the entire team, one victim who cannot be named, was reported to be overheard asking Roy if he "would shit on me" in a thick German accent. This "victim" is suspected of consenting.
A witness described the scene. "He just assfucked that whole team. I couldn't believe it. He just hobbled up to them, bent them over and drilled all of them".
Police have released the name of the suspect, one B. Roy, and reported that he is likely travelling in a wheelchair.
Police have not confirmed Roy is suspected of raping the entire team, one victim who cannot be named, was reported to be overheard asking Roy if he "would shit on me" in a thick German accent. This "victim" is suspected of consenting.