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rayjayjohnson
04-23-2011, 06:56 PM
PORTLAND, OREGON: Portland police are searching for a suspected rapist who tonight violated the assholes of the visiting Dallas Mavericks.

A witness described the scene. "He just assfucked that whole team. I couldn't believe it. He just hobbled up to them, bent them over and drilled all of them".

Police have released the name of the suspect, one B. Roy, and reported that he is likely travelling in a wheelchair.

Police have not confirmed Roy is suspected of raping the entire team, one victim who cannot be named, was reported to be overheard asking Roy if he "would shit on me" in a thick German accent. This "victim" is suspected of consenting.

Juanobili
04-23-2011, 06:57 PM
:lol

Bill_Brasky
04-23-2011, 06:58 PM
Tragic multiple-raping of all orifices that the Dallas Mavericks possess. I hear this has happened to them before though., and the culprit was one "D-Wade".

lurker
04-23-2011, 06:59 PM
I liked the wheelchair part. A+

LkrFan
04-23-2011, 07:01 PM
:lol

Red Hawk #21
04-23-2011, 07:02 PM
8/10 tbh

ImDaNuts
04-23-2011, 07:02 PM
Lololol

Bukefal
04-23-2011, 07:03 PM
:lol

usdane
04-23-2011, 07:11 PM
Pure Gold :lol

Spurtacus
04-23-2011, 07:52 PM
10/10. Well done sir.

Jt.ONE
04-23-2011, 07:54 PM
haha

where t-long attttttt?

4>0rings
04-23-2011, 07:55 PM
Nice job :lol