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SpursWoman
09-23-2004, 10:51 PM
Link (http://blamebush.typepad.com/)


:lol :lol

SpursWoman
09-23-2004, 10:57 PM
http://www.geocities.com/eukodol/sfnbook1.jpg

SpursWoman
09-23-2004, 11:02 PM
"I paid you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS to keep that trash off the shelves," I growled at him.

"The money you gave me was counterfeit!" he hissed back. "I mean, golly gosh, imagine my surprise when I learned that Bill Clinton isn't even on the $100 bill!"

"Don't try to confuse the issue!" I snapped at him. "The authenticity of the bill is irrelevant, you partisan pajama operative! It's the information ON it that matters. Besides, I know a 90 year old woman up at the retirement home who worked for Bill Clinton back in 1972, and she'll confirm that he wants to be on the $100 bill. If that isn't good enough for you, then I'll just take my money back and my business elsewhere!"

:lol :rollin

SpursWoman
09-23-2004, 11:13 PM
Manny? Is that you?



For years, Bush has made it his sole purpose to chip away at the Bill of Rights and destroy our civil liberties. Every day, he wages a war on Freedom of Choice, and the Right to Free Health Care. At the same time, he's beholden to the whims special interest groups exist solely to arm disgruntled postal workers and freeway snipers. Now thanks to the Shrub, any terrorist can purchase an UZI at K-mart and hijack a commercial airliner, provided there aren't any racial-profiling fascists at airport security. Right-wing hypocrisy knows no bounds.