***Unofficial Houston Texans 2011 Season Thread***

[weebo]

fuck ya

[Dr. Gonzo]

Garcia and Delhomme would've done better.

[weebo]

most likely

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Does the T.J. stand for 'Tim Jeebow'?

[blkroadrunners]

What a game. I gotta say, the Texans are a resilient bunch.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol Dr. Gonzo took a fat shit on this weebo cuckold

[gameFACE]

Yates has huevos.

[Spursfan092120]

Congrats to the Texans...AFC South Champs and Playoff team...great job.

[weebo]

lol Dr. Gonzo took a fat shit on this weebo cuckold

sux it faggot

:lmao

[InRareForm]

YATES MOTHER F*ckers!!!

PLAYOFFFFS WOOOOOOOOOOO

[shyne]

still cant believe it, im happy for the guys and the fans.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Congrats on the playoffs, now you guys need to get a bye so you avoid the Jets in the first round.

[benefactor]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u9ZV5UkERTE/S9BKXlsYiUI/AAAAAAAAAFc/kFnd6Naz02Q/s1600/MrT15.jpg
http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/10/dr.-j.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.com/jch9596/rants124yates10.jpg

Playoffs. Feels so good to say that.

[benefactor]

https://p.twimg.com/Agasm2kCIAAM-hn.jpg

[Pelicans78]

You're welcome Texans fans!

That was a great finish. I watched that simultaneously with the Saints. Awesome drive by Yates.

[lefty]

lol bukkaked in the playoffs


Shitty team :lol

[benefactor]

lol bukkaked in the playoffs


Shitty team :lol
Works for me. :)

[Kai]

http://i.imgur.com/8vCKM.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Works for me. :)

:tu

[weebo]

Wade out. Shit keeps getting worse.

[djohn2oo8]

Wade out. Shit keeps getting worse.

Its for a procedure that was scheduled earlier in the season because he had hip replacement. should be back next week

[benefactor]

No big deal. He's going to be back before the playoffs so that's all that matters.

[Kai]

Next coach up!

[weebo]

brahs lets keep this train rollin

[InRareForm]

well this is a shitty game.

[weebo]

lol yates

[weebo]

if kubiak wants to make a statement to the rest of the team you bench the fuck outta yates

[weebo]

defense and yeast blew this game props to the running game for showing up

[benefactor]

Trap game...not a surprising result after a couple of emotional wins and clinching the playoffs. They'll get back on track next week.

[Bill_Brasky]

Lol texans?

[benefactor]

lol indeed.

Shitty start. They need Wade back on the sideline pronto.

[benefactor]

Good lord...Wade not being there obviously = forgetting how to tackle and forgetting how to cover.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao

[spyder]

:lol:rollin:lmao

[dirk4mvp]

rofl texans

suck a dick.

[Darth_Pelican]

LOL Texans

[benefactor]

Even when successful...they are still the Texans. Thank you for never failing to disappoint.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Still 0 and forever at indy:lol

I think its safe to say the Jets-Pats rematch is a lock in the Divisional round this year.

[VBM]

Kareem Jackson on Reggie Wayne

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[benefactor]

Kareem Jackson on Reggie Wayne

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
I'm beginning to wish various terminal illnesses on Kareem Jackson.

[dirk4mvp]

It's pretty close as to who actually is Houston's daddy between Reggie and Peyton.

[VBM]

It's pretty close as to who actually is Houston's daddy between Reggie and Peyton.

cmY_bkpbyME

3:05 on says Reggie

[weebo]

This team blew its wad.

LMAO @ POS Yates

[CubanSucks]

the colts won the game off of a million flags and you all know it

Everyone knows next year when Schaub is back they're gonna be a top 5 offense and when Williams is back you're looking at the best defense in the league

[InRareForm]

Wow way to go refs.

This team obviously misses Schaub and AJ.

[benefactor]

This whole game was a real recipe for disaster to happen. Player injuries, coach injuries, poorly called offensive game, all out fucking by the refs...just a ridiculous amount of shit to overcome.

[dirk4mvp]

:cry the refs are the reason we got our shit pushed in by the worst team in football :cry

[benefactor]

Nah...the bad calls were just icing on the cake. Not having Schaub or Wade are the bigger reasons.

[dirk4mvp]

Your team lost to the worst team in football in hilarious fashion. Stop being a crybaby.

[Bill_Brasky]

No Schaub/AJ/Wade doesn't even compare to no Peyton.

Colts are using Dan Orlovsky for christ sake, the guy who did this:
vGs1VuT6FEw

C'mon man!!

At least you have a week to regroup and get back into form though. If they aren't pounding the ball with Foster/Tate in Broncos fashion during the playoffs, they are fucking stupid.

[CubanSucks]

No Schaub/AJ/Wade doesn't even compare to no Peyton.

Colts are using Dan Orlovsky for christ sake, the guy who did this:
vGs1VuT6FEw

C'mon man!!

At least you have a week to regroup and get back into form though. If they aren't pounding the ball with Foster/Tate in Broncos fashion during the playoffs, they are fucking stupid.

Orlovsky and a megaton of bullshit flags > 3rd string rookie

[dirk4mvp]

You know you have a dud argument when CubanSucks is backing it.

[dirk4mvp]

Renaldo balkman, the horribles

[Obstructed_View]

:lol the elite Texans praying not to be caught by the refs to win a game against the Colts.

[benefactor]

No Schaub/AJ/Wade doesn't even compare to no Peyton.


I would have agreed two weeks ago...but after getting bent over by Cam Newton then crapping the bed against the Colts it's pretty obvious the guys Wade left in charge are pretty clueless. The defense and the run game were the only things holding the team together over the past few weeks.

Take Wade, Schaub, AJ, and Mario away and put a rookie QB at the helm and you have a team that's close to equal to the Colts.

[CubanSucks]

You know you have a dud argument when CubanSucks is backing it.

I've yet to hear an argument from you. Just mindless trolling that reminds me of kool in the nba forum (minus the :lol)

if Dirk and Jason Terry were out I know your mindset as a fan wouldn't be far from Texans fan's at the moment

[CubanSucks]

:lol the elite Texans praying not to be caught by the refs to win a game against the Colts.

:lol ignoring the top tier of the team being out to get your desperate troll attempt across

[dirk4mvp]

I've yet to hear an argument from you. Just mindless trolling that reminds me of kool in the nba forum (minus the :lol)

if Dirk and Jason Terry were out I know your mindset as a fan wouldn't be far from Texans fan's at the moment

what? all you're doing is throwing out asshurt excuses that the meanie refs (:cry) held the Texans back from beating the most dogshit team in football.

[Kai]

I'm praying to the football gods that Wade Phillips and Andre Johnson fix our problems...

[benefactor]

I'm praying to the football gods that Wade Phillips and Andre Johnson fix our problems...
The problems aren't going to get fixed until next season when everyone is back and healthy. Getting those two back will obviously make the team better but they don't make them much more than a one and done playoff team. Considering all the circumstances, I'm content with that for this season.

[weebo]

Benching Yates would be a start to righting this ship.

[djohn2oo8]

Benching Yates would be a start to righting this ship.

He's not the problem. Kubiak's conservative playcalling is.

[weebo]

He's not the problem. Kubiak's conservative playcalling is.

Lol 5 turnovers in 3 games
Lol 11 sax

[benefactor]

The alternatives aren't any better. Garcia and Delhomme are both done.

[weebo]

Then it shouldn't hurt to give them a shot. We already know Yates isn't ready to lead a playoff team. He's a rookie third string qb. We'll be lucky to win another with him at the helm the rest if the year.

[djohn2oo8]

Then it shouldn't hurt to give them a shot. We already know Yates isn't ready to lead a playoff team. He's a rookie third string qb. We'll be lucky to win another with him at the helm the rest if the year.

So jacoby jones not being able to run a correct route is yates' fault? We are one and done anyway. Might as well unleash him in the playoffs.

[benefactor]

Then it shouldn't hurt to give them a shot. We already know Yates isn't ready to lead a playoff team. He's a rookie third string qb. We'll be lucky to win another with him at the helm the rest if the year.
Both were brought in and evaluated. Kubiak is a QB guy, so there is no doubt in my mind that if he thought either of them were worth putting in there ahead of Yates he would have done it. In fact, it speaks volumes to how much they actually have left...which is obviously next to nothing.

Yates has made mistakes but it's a bit unfair to throw him under the bus. The defense hasn't been very helpful since Wade left the sideline. The past two games they have looked lost without him there. Not having their best offensive weapon aside from Foster isn't doing Yates any good either. All in all, this team has just had too many injuries and setbacks this season to point to one thing and say that fixing it would fix all the problems...like you seem to think putting a washed up QB in would.

If they win a playoff game I'll take that as gravy. If not, on to next year...because this team is going to be good.

[weebo]

Or it could be kubiak's arrogance that keeps Yates in the line up. Also, there are no garauntees this team will be any good next year.

[CubanSucks]

Or it could be kubiak's arrogance that keeps Yates in the line up. Also, there are no garauntees this team will be any good next year.

ok, just like there's no guarantee for ANYTHING. But considering what we've seen, they're going to be amazing fully healthy

[weebo]

ok, just like there's no guarantee for ANYTHING. But considering what we've seen, they're going to be amazing fully healthy

:lmao

....with Kubiak leading the way

[Dr. Gonzo]

Looks like it will be the Bengals coming into Houston. They have a shot. It's just great to see a Houston team in the playoffs again. I'm giddy.

[weebo]

Cincy at Reliant bodes well for the Texans to get their first playoff victory. Should be great...can't wait.

[benefactor]

This was the game I was wanting from the get go...though I halfway wanted the Tacks to sneak in so that Houston could take an nice, steamy dump on Bud Adams head for their first playoff victory.

Gonna take forever for Saturday to get here.

[bugoy]

rather have titans than bungles, the bungles worry me a bit, we squeaked past them, aj green is BEAST

[Kai]

I would love to see Andre have a huge game. Dude's been waiting 9 years for this.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Fantastic.

[Dr. Gonzo]

On to next week.

[Dr. Gonzo]

you're stupid. do you honestly think a third string rookie qb to lead a team into the playoffs?
sure they might come back and win this one but no way do they have a chance come playoff time. :lmao:lmao

[weebo]

11 of 20 for 159 yards is hardly leading. Thank AF and the O line for taking control of this game because in all truth Yates looked extremely shaky throughout most of the game. The defense also deserves major props.

P.S. it was the bungles and overrated ginger boy
:lmao:lmao

[Kai]

11 of 20 for 159 yards is hardly leading. Thank AF and the O line for taking control of this game because in all truth Yates looked extremely shaky throughout most of the game. The defense also deserves major props.

P.S. it was the bungles and overrated ginger boy
:lmao:lmao

playing QB for a team in a playoff win is leading a team, IMO. He did his job.

[InRareForm]

rookie QB Yates 1 playoff victory Romo 1 playoff victory

Yates look scared early.. but he got it together and played much better in the later stages of the game.

[djohn2oo8]

Awesome game. Found a post from a bengals fan, it's funny and depressing at the same time.


The Bengals are hopeless. I am 44 years old. Last time they won a playoff game I was 23. A lifetime ago, when Paul Brown was still kickin. Marvin Lewis can make an average team poor, an above average team below average, and a good team average, at best. It does not matter the great draft picks next year; watch the saints, green bay, new england, pittsburgh. This coach and ownership will never compete with the best, never. Hopeless in Cincy. Oh well....more




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[Dr. Gonzo]

11 of 20 for 159 yards is hardly leading. Thank AF and the O line for taking control of this game because in all truth Yates looked extremely shaky throughout most of the game. The defense also deserves major props.

P.S. it was the bungles and overrated ginger boy
:lmao:lmao

He did exactly what he was supposed to do. Do you think Delhomme would've done better? lol retard

[weebo]

He did exactly what he was supposed to do. Do you think Delhomme would've done better? lol retard

Ya and the bungles did exactly what they always do...dropped interceptions one that should have been a pick six....:lmao stupid shithead

[Pelicans78]

How many picks did Delhomme throw in his last playoff start?

[djohn2oo8]

Ya and the bungles did exactly what they always do...dropped interceptions one that should have been a pick six....:lmao stupid shithead

The texans dropped interceptions too. Most notably by brice mccain, and andre dropped a clear touchdown catch thrown by YATES , you dumb piece of shit.

[weebo]

The texans dropped interceptions too. Most notably by brice mccain, and andre dropped a clear touchdown catch thrown by YATES , you dumb piece of shit.

Who cares how many passes the Texan defense dropped??? :lmao:lmao This shit ain't about ginger boy Dalton or the Texan secondary. This is about TJ Yeast and his inability to make a play with his arm when it counts for and this weekend the ugly reality will set in when the Ravens will be keen on stopping the run game and make the Texans beat them through the air....but ya i forget most of you faggots are just happy to be here and anything from here on out is just gravy....its no wonder Houston never wins shit with that losers mentality :lmao:lmao

[Pelicans78]

Who cares how many passes the Texan defense dropped??? :lmao:lmao This shit ain't about ginger boy Dalton or the Texan secondary. This is about TJ Yeast and his inability to make a play with his arm when it counts for and this weekend the ugly reality will set in when the Ravens will be keen on stopping the run game and make the Texans beat them through the air....but ya i forget most of you faggots are just happy to be here and anything from here on out is just gravy....its no wonder Houston never wins shit with that losers mentality :lmao:lmao

LOL thinking Delhomme can help them against the Ravens. :rollin

[weebo]

LOL thinking Delhomme can help them against the Ravens. :rollin

brah you've been called out by BrHo....go jump on someone else's bandwagon this ride iz full :lmao:lmao

[Pelicans78]

brah you've been called out by BrHo....go jump on someone else's bandwagon this ride iz full :lmao:lmao

:lol I've gone to more Texans games than you have.

[weebo]

:lol I've gone to more Texans games than you have.

and you know this how?? :lmao

[Pelicans78]

and you know this how?? :lmao

Because its obvious from your posts how much of a shitty fan you are. :lol Delhomme :lol

[weebo]

:lmaoim a shitty fan because i question coaching decisions and shitty players?? brah its either think big or go home ..obviously your happy living your life following the status quo...but see im a visionary on this shit...the mighty texans have a shot at making serious noise but not with a third string rookie 5th qb at the helm...so blame me for wanting my team to win big:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Jake Delhomme is "thinking big"? Do you remember the last playoff game he started?

[weebo]

lol Arizona Dallas Cowboys

[LakerHater]

Goin into Baltimore is gonna be tough... What is Houston, like, 0-5 against the Ravens?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol Arizona Dallas Cowboys
huh? Calling me a Cowboys fan is your counter argument to Jake Delhomme's 5 interception abortion in 2008 :lmao

[weebo]

huh? Calling me a Cowboys fan is your counter argument to Jake Delhomme's 5 interception abortion in 2008 :lmao

arizona is dallas cowboy country brah :lmao:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

arizona is dallas cowboy country brah :lmao:lmao
lol randomly bringing up the amount of arizona cowboys fans because you don't have a counter argument to the historically bad playoff game Delhomme last played in

[weebo]

lol randomly bringing up the amount of arizona cowboys fans because you don't have a counter argument to the historically bad playoff game Delhomme last played in

Ill spell it out for you brah since you have a hard time reading between the lines. By default, being second home to the Dallas Cowboys, any one person who sets foot in that hole-in-the-wall state is entitled to a choke job now and again. :lmao:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Delhomme, Garcia, Yates, Schaub...don't matter. Ravens gonna stomp. Houston has a bright future though, and getting Williams and Schaub back healthy will do wonders. They are a #2 WR away from being flat-out nasty

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Ill spell it out for you brah since you have a hard time reading between the lines. By default, being second home to the Dallas Cowboys, any one person who sets foot in that hole-in-the-wall state is entitled to a choke job now and again. :lmao:lmao
As retarded as that argument is, Delhomme's massive choke job occurred in Carolina, not Arizona. You are a special kind of stupid.

[weebo]

:lmaotoo ez:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Is this the part of the argument now where you claim to only be kidding/trolling about Jake Delhomme even though it's obvious you were serious the entire time?

[weebo]

:lmao still going

[Pelicans78]

Trying to pretend you were trolling to avoid looking a like a dumbass. Too late weebo.

[weebo]

:lmaogo jump on some more bandwagons

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/p/sp/getty/3c/fullj.d64c3102e20d0fd9e89a443b333b2dbc/d64c3102e20d0fd9e89a443b333b2dbc-getty-136536865.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

Go Texans!

[Dr. Gonzo]

Now is not the time to be unbiased. Texans by 4.

I love you all.

Except weebo. You suck dick.

[weebo]

Now is not the time to be unbiased. Texans by 4.

I love you all.

Except weebo. You suck dick.

oh im so hurt by your comments :lmao :lmao

[Dr. Gonzo]

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[benefactor]

Regardless of the outcome it has truly been a magical season. So much adversity but they overcame it and put together the most successful season in franchise history. The defense is young and with a healthy offense this team could vault itself to contender status next year.