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sribb43
05-03-2011, 12:18 AM
Kobe choking on a fat dick....

HarlemHeat37
05-03-2011, 12:35 AM
He has been unbelievably bad in clutch time, the last few months, tbh..

Holden_Caulfield
05-03-2011, 01:02 AM
he was shooting so well....it was only right he fucks it up in the end.

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 01:03 AM
Not that it did any good, but, if Bryant didn't close down Sacramento we'd a played in Texas tonite.

BoricuaCJA
05-03-2011, 01:04 AM
He has been unbelievably bad in clutch time, the last few months, tbh..
Be quiet, Kobe nuthuggers won't believe this.

ElNono
05-03-2011, 01:05 AM
Kobe was just snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...

ChrisRichards
05-03-2011, 01:10 AM
Kobe's playing with a bad finger,back,ankle, knee and a dislocated jaw. Give him a break.

mavsfan1000
05-03-2011, 01:12 AM
Aging might have to do with that. He was once a very clutch player.

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 01:13 AM
Aging might have to do with that. He was once a very clutch player.

Still is...

Kobe: 5

Dirk: Forever

Ghazi
05-03-2011, 01:14 AM
Still is...

Kobe: 5

Dirk: Forever

:rolleyes

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 01:16 AM
:rolleyes

It's appropriate, it ain't in the Game Thread.

+, it's factual. You ring, Dirk rings, I'll grant on ya. Otherwise, you're shinin' shoes.

Banzai
05-03-2011, 01:17 AM
:rolleyes
So when is Khamenei going to meet his maker?

ChrisRichards
05-03-2011, 01:23 AM
http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i406/maximan99/gamewinningshots.jpg?t=1304399978


25% People

Open those eyes.

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 01:25 AM
Shit, James ain't even scratched 7 years in.

Banzai
05-03-2011, 01:26 AM
http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i406/maximan99/gamewinningshots.jpg?t=1304399978


25% People

Open those eyes.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/6/who_cares.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4925) oh that's right. you do.

ChrisRichards
05-03-2011, 01:29 AM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/6/who_cares.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4925) oh that's right. you do.
I got a better one
http://i56.tinypic.com/v4z5kx.jpg

cobbler
05-03-2011, 01:35 AM
How about this one?

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/11088820330/10815869716/PROFILE/img.discountpostersale.com/posters/PFSAAML22501/1/Kobe-Bryant---2010-NBA-Finals-Game-7---Championship-Trophy-5-Fingers-in-Studio27.jpg

midnightpulp
05-03-2011, 01:36 AM
how about this one?

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/11088820330/10815869716/profile/img.discountpostersale.com/posters/pfsaaml22501/1/kobe-bryant---2010-nba-finals-game-7---championship-trophy-5-fingers-in-studio27.jpg

6-24=not clutch.

ChrisRichards
05-03-2011, 01:37 AM
How about this one?

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/11088820330/10815869716/PROFILE/img.discountpostersale.com/posters/PFSAAML22501/1/Kobe-Bryant---2010-NBA-Finals-Game-7---Championship-Trophy-5-Fingers-in-Studio27.jpg

Not bad at all.

How about this one?
http://shavarross.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Kobe-Bryant-Pictrures-Model-L-A-Times-Magazine.jpg

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 01:39 AM
6-24=not clutch.

That last assist though to Artest rendered #16.

tee, hee.

ChrisRichards
05-03-2011, 01:42 AM
That last assist though to Artest rendered #16.

tee, hee.
Kobe with a ZERO assist game tonight though.

Dallas-1
Lakers-0

Tee, hee

davethedope
05-03-2011, 01:43 AM
Not bad at all.

How about this one?
http://shavarross.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Kobe-Bryant-Pictrures-Model-L-A-Times-Magazine.jpg

:rollin:downspin::rollin

Kobe is okay, and props to the titles, but those three with Shaq,
I mean, the league was so weak. His 5 rings don't carry the weight of
Magic's five rings. People need to stop with that.

cobbler
05-03-2011, 01:44 AM
6-24=not clutch.

One game does not define a attribute.

Surprised your even here Mid. What bandwagon are you quitting on mid series this round? :lol

wanggi
05-03-2011, 01:45 AM
Kobe isn't clutch shooter, he's rapist.

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 01:46 AM
Kobe isn't clutch shooter, he's rapist.

Ya f'in' slope, ya.

:lmao

Man In Black
05-03-2011, 01:49 AM
He's money. Just not as money as they say he is, you know the peeps that suck LAL cock or drink the purple piss KOOL-AID
Just watching the press conference, the one word that describes Kobe's answers is simple ACCUSATORY.

Ashy Larry
05-03-2011, 02:01 AM
To be fair, like Chuck and Kenny says, when Kobe did shoot 6-24, he snatch 15 rebounds. The same number of Pierce and Garnett combined. They say that ya shot will be the most inconsistent part of ya game but you can help win by doing other things. And limiting Boston to one shot per possession late was key.

TDfan2007
05-03-2011, 02:30 AM
Not that it did any good, but, if Bryant didn't close down Sacramento we'd a played in Texas tonite.

Correction, you'd have been eliminated in the first round just like the Spurs. Portland would have been a NIGHTMARE match up for LA.

LkrFan
05-03-2011, 02:51 AM
One game does not define a attribute.

Surprised your even here Mid. What bandwagon are you quitting on mid series this round? :lol

:lol

wanggi
05-03-2011, 04:13 AM
Ya f'in' slope, ya.

:lmao

Rapist=5
Duncan=4
Cubby=0
:lol

Josepatches_
05-03-2011, 05:19 AM
Not that it did any good, but, if Bryant didn't close down Sacramento we'd a played in Texas tonite.

Lol

You have to win in Dallas to recover the HCA anyway.He lost what he gave us.

Josepatches_
05-03-2011, 05:22 AM
He's money.

Stats say otherwise.

Sure he made some shots but he missed a lot.

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 06:07 AM
Lol

You have to win in Dallas to recover the HCA anyway.He lost what he gave us.

But, he didn't know that in Sacramento.

& those 6 last second game winners of Bryant last season enabled Artest to take that 3 pointer from California dirt.

LkrFan
05-03-2011, 06:10 AM
Stats say otherwise.

Sure he made some shots but he missed a lot.

Ditto with MJ. Double Standard much? :wakeup

Banzai
05-03-2011, 09:53 AM
I got a better one
http://i56.tinypic.com/v4z5kx.jpg

Na, I think mine is better

SpurOutofTownFan
05-03-2011, 10:05 AM
sorry but he hasn't been clutch in about 2 years overall, he's aging quickly now - too many injuries and shit

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 10:11 AM
sorry but he hasn't been clutch in about 2 years overall, he's aging quickly now - too many injuries and shit

My ass. He closed Sacramento so we wouldn't open in Texas. He closed 6 games in the last seconds last season so Artest could launch over Pierce in California.

You lost to an 8, and they made ya like it.

SpurOutofTownFan
05-03-2011, 10:15 AM
My ass. He closed Sacramento so we wouldn't open in Texas. He closed 6 games in the last seconds last season so Artest could launch over Pierce in California.

You lost to an 8, and they made ya like it.

man first i didn't lose anything because im not out there playing a game - im just a fan.

second, kobe isnt clutch anymore - artest and odom are closing the games now - watch the finals from last year's again and tell me how many games did kobe closed!!!

even getting in an argument like this with you is pointless - the facts are out there for all to see. he used to be super clutch, probably the best but not anymore. not sure why you are so annoyed at it - if you tell me manu isn't clutch anymore im ready to concede, he isn't anymore.

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 10:20 AM
man first i didn't lose anything because im not out there playing a game - im just a fan.

Oh, yeah, we're all going to take responsibility in the first person. You lost to an 8, and yer livin' with that, buddy-boy. Either that, or, go Upstairs. Otherwise, it's strictly heel & toe, daddy.

SpurOutofTownFan
05-03-2011, 10:24 AM
Oh, yeah, we're all going to take responsibility in the first person. You lost to an 8, and yer livin' with that, buddy-boy. Either that, or, go Upstairs. Otherwise, it's strictly heel & toe, daddy.

this is all you've got? still haven't replied on kobe not closing games in last year's finals - try again. :blah

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 10:29 AM
this is all you've got? still haven't replied on kobe not closing games in last year's finals - try again. :blah

He closed the Celtics for #16.

That was after The Skunker.

SpurOutofTownFan
05-03-2011, 10:40 AM
He closed the Celtics for #16.

That was after The Skunker.

hey! buddy! kobe isn't going to be clutch because you say so!! :lol:lol

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 10:45 AM
hey! buddy! kobe isn't going to be clutch because you say so!! :lol:lol

True, I rest my case on not losing over consecutive Junes.

BlackSwordsMan
05-03-2011, 10:47 AM
You can't wiggle your worm ass outta this. I won't let you. Nah uh.

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 10:48 AM
You can't wiggle your worm ass outta this. I won't let you. Nah uh.

Bend over. I give ya a f'in' worm.

jag
05-03-2011, 10:51 AM
Bend over. I give ya a f'in' worm.

Kobe bent over and Kidd gave him a f'in worm.

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 10:56 AM
Kobe bent over and Kidd gave him a f'in worm.

Kobe watched The Compost Pile in TN. on how to bend over.

jag
05-03-2011, 10:58 AM
Kobe watched The Compost Pile in TN. on how to bend over.

He learned well. He showed excellent form while bending over and grabbing his knees.

Giuseppe
05-03-2011, 11:04 AM
He learned well. He showed excellent form while bending over and grabbing his knees.

The tired old shit bag Duncan in TN. was another good example.

Mav-elous Man
05-03-2011, 11:15 AM
Kobe's playing with a bad finger,back,ankle, knee and a dislocated jaw. Give him a break.

I heard Kobe once played with an injured left nut.

Michael Jordan.
08-27-2013, 07:24 PM
:lol