View Full Version : There's absolutely no way the Lakers are going to lose to the Chokericks.
21_Dickings
05-05-2011, 12:50 AM
Some fuckin' things in this universe are just law. Gravity, inertia, Koolaid_Man welching, and the Lakers never losing to an inferior franchise such as the _allas Chokericks (see what I there? I purposely left out the D because it's a known fact, another "law" if you will, that the Mavericks don't play defense. I also changed their name to the Chokericks, because of their many playoff failures).
Kobe Bryant, a god among men, and Baby Drew will not the let the Lakers lose. They just won't.
This is how this shit is gonna play out, which will make a great segue into the Western Conference Finals section on the Lakers 2010-11 Championship DVD.
Lakers split in Dallas. They take care of business in game 5 at Staples. Game 6, the Mavs go up 20 in the 3rd, looking poised to advance to the WCF. All you hardened artery Spurs and Mavs fans are collectively circle jerking yourselves into an oblivion on here, declaring the Lakers dead in the water. Then, Kobe juts out the jaw. He hits 5 straight shots, triggering a 14-2 run to end the 3rd, bringing us within 8.
Kobe continues his hot streak into the 4th, while NoRINGski chokes on yet another dick. Lakers close out strong and win by 5, with Kobe scoring 46.
Game 7 is nothing but formality. Lakers cruise.
This is inevitable, and there ain't nothing you maggot Mav fans can do about it. It's written.
Red Hawk #21
05-05-2011, 12:51 AM
Cool story bro
21_Blessings
05-05-2011, 12:51 AM
Lakers winning this in 6
21_Dickings
05-05-2011, 12:53 AM
Lakers winning this in 6
Damn right! Then me, you, Kool, Luva, and Cobbler will the best fuckin' orgy with each other a group of 4 men ever had.
We'll use the tears of Mavs fans as lubricant.
NRHector
05-05-2011, 12:53 AM
they just lost 2 games :lol
Sean Cagney
05-05-2011, 12:54 AM
Mavs in 6 at home. Mavs win one at home, lost game 5 and then close it out in 6, seems likely now.
DJ Mbenga
05-05-2011, 12:55 AM
good one bump. or is this midnightpulp?
Budkin
05-05-2011, 12:57 AM
You don't come back from losing the first two on your home floor.
Spurtacus
05-05-2011, 12:58 AM
Some fuckin' things in this universe are just law. Gravity, inertia, Koolaid_Man welching, and the Lakers never losing to an inferior franchise such as the _allas Chokericks (see what I there? I purposely left out the D because it's a known fact, another "law" if you will, that the Mavericks don't play defense. I also changed their name to the Chokericks, because of their many playoff failures).
Kobe Bryant, a god among men, and Baby Drew will not the let the Lakers lose. They just won't.
This is how this shit is gonna play out, which will make a great segue into the Western Conference Finals section on the Lakers 2010-11 Championship DVD.
Lakers split in Dallas. They take care of business in game 5 at Staples. Game 6, the Mavs go up 20 in the 3rd, looking poised to advance to the WCF. All you hardened artery Spurs and Mavs fans are collectively circle jerking yourselves into an oblivion on here, declaring the Lakers dead in the water. Then, Kobe juts out the jaw. He hits 5 straight shots, triggering a 14-2 run to end the 3rd, bringing us within 8.
Kobe continues his hot streak into the 4th, while NoRINGski chokes on yet another dick. Lakers close out strong and win by 5, with Kobe scoring 46.
Game 7 is nothing but formality. Lakers cruise.
This is inevitable, and there ain't nothing you maggot Mav fans can do about it. It's written.
U mad bro?
NewJerSpur
05-05-2011, 01:00 AM
The more serious issue for the Lakers than PnR defense, Pau's play and the 3-point shooting is the fact that at this point Dallas has shown no fear of their HCA, which has been a strongsuit for the LA even after stumbling out the gate in recent years. They're going to have to show they aren't scared of Dallas' if they want to make this a series.
Amaso
05-05-2011, 01:01 AM
You don't come back from losing the first two on your home floor.
Mavs did with Houston just a few years ago. No reason why the 2 time champs won't have a good chance at it.
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 01:35 AM
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lakers
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 01:39 AM
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lakers
Tiny's back. The Bulls musta not lost.
tee, hee.
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 01:44 AM
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lakers
http://i54.tinypic.com/b8x100.gif
old kome
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playoff switch
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 01:45 AM
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lakers
http://i54.tinypic.com/b8x100.gif
old kome
http://i54.tinypic.com/b8x100.gif
playoff switch
The return of Tiny. All it took was to not lose.
tee, hee.
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 01:47 AM
The return of Tiny. All it took was to not lose.
tee, hee.
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lakers
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dead arena
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old team
rayjayjohnson
05-05-2011, 01:47 AM
hope you enjoyed viewing that loss from your courtside seats next to justin beiber, faggot.
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 01:48 AM
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lakers
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dead arena
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old team
The return of Tiny. All it took was for the Bulls not to lose.
Sean Cagney
05-05-2011, 01:49 AM
Mavs did with Houston just a few years ago. No reason why the 2 time champs won't have a good chance at it.
That is 05, what relevance does this have to this team here? History does not always repeat, not how many years ever.
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 01:51 AM
The return of Tiny. All it took was for the Bulls not to lose.
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lakers
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piss and purple
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0 -2
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 01:52 AM
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lakers
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piss and purple
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0 -2
Tiny's back. Bulls didn't lose!
tee, hee.
mavsfan1000
05-05-2011, 01:52 AM
Lakers win next 3. Mavs win game 6. Lakers blowout mavs in game 7. I've seen this type of series before. lol and don't forget clutch city. Rockets lose first 2 games at home as well. Comeback and win the championship. Amazing what great teams come up with when they are down.
Sean Cagney
05-05-2011, 01:53 AM
Lakers win next 3. Mavs win game 6. Lakers blowout mavs in game 7. I've seen this type of series before. lol and don't forget clutch city. Rockets lose first 2 games at home as well. Comeback and win the championship. Amazing what great teams come up with when they are down.
Mavs in 6......
Lakers win next 3. Mavs win game 6. Lakers blowout mavs in game 7. I've seen this type of series before. lol and don't forget clutch city. Rockets lose first 2 games at home as well. Comeback and win the championship. Amazing what great teams come up with when they are down.
Oh, now I see what you're doing.
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 01:55 AM
Tiny's back. Bulls didn't lose!
tee, hee.
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lakers
http://i54.tinypic.com/b8x100.gif
even with stern
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even with ref
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 01:55 AM
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lakers
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even with stern
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even with ref
The Bulls don't lose...Tiny returns.
Just like that.
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 01:57 AM
The Bulls don't lose...Tiny returns.
Just like that.
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lakers
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mavs
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mavs again
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 01:58 AM
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lakers
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mavs
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mavs again
Tiny is back. Bulls didn't lose.
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 01:59 AM
Tiny is back. Bulls didn't lose.
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lakers
http://i54.tinypic.com/b8x100.gif
omg lakers
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pau
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 02:00 AM
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lakers
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omg lakers
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pau
Bulls don't lose. Tiny returns. Like clockwork.
jimo2305
05-05-2011, 02:01 AM
lol lakers..
here's a good luck gift.. hang this on yer walls for bulletin board material..
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9498/kobedirkcuban.jpg
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 02:02 AM
lol lakers..
Here's a good luck gift.. Hang this on yer walls for bulletin board material..
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1774/kobedirk.png
8
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 02:03 AM
Bulls don't lose. Tiny returns. Like clockwork.
http://i54.tinypic.com/b8x100.gif
lakers
http://i54.tinypic.com/b8x100.gif
dead arena
http://i54.tinypic.com/b8x100.gif
old team
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 02:04 AM
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lakers
http://i54.tinypic.com/b8x100.gif
dead arena
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old team
Tiny returning to the Forum. Bulls musta not lost.
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 02:05 AM
Tiny returning to the Forum. Bulls musta not lost.
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lakers
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0 2
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old
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 02:06 AM
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0 2
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old
Bulls don't lose. Tiny returns.
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 02:07 AM
Bulls don't lose. Tiny returns.
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lakers
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0 2
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old
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 02:08 AM
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lakers
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0 2
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old
Tiny's back. That means the Bulls didn't lose.
Frenzy
05-05-2011, 02:12 AM
:lol wow..
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 02:22 AM
Tiny's back. That means the Bulls didn't lose.
http://i54.tinypic.com/b8x100.gif
lakers
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 02:23 AM
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lakers
Welcome back, Tiny. Bulls didn't lose. Tiny returns.
Bynum needs to spit his fucking gum out before an interview.. someone should slap him in the face.
unforeseen
05-05-2011, 02:26 AM
Bet on a Lakers comeback.
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 02:26 AM
Welcome back, Tiny. Bulls didn't lose. Tiny returns.
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lakers
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 02:31 AM
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lakers
Do you shave it, Tiny?
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 02:35 AM
Do you shave it, Tiny?
60
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lakers
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 02:36 AM
60
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lakers
Or, do you keep a big bush. C'mon, Star, tell me about your coochie.
Ghazi
05-05-2011, 02:37 AM
"shhhhhhh" -Dirk Nowitzki 5/4/11, Staples Center
Tinystarz
05-05-2011, 02:38 AM
Or, do you keep a big bush. C'mon, Star, tell me about your coochie.
social security
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lakers
Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 02:38 AM
"shhhhhhh" -Dirk Nowitzki 5/4/11, Staples Center
I'm a trend setter.
I set trends.
Lakers win next 3. Mavs win game 6. Lakers blowout mavs in game 7. I've seen this type of series before. lol and don't forget clutch city. Rockets lose first 2 games at home as well. Comeback and win the championship. Amazing what great teams come up with when they are down.
Rcokets had Olajuwon, Lakers have ummm... Gasol
mavsfan1000
05-05-2011, 03:04 AM
Rcokets had Olajuwon, Lakers have ummm... Gasol
Kobe, Odom, and Bynum?
TheManFromAcme
05-05-2011, 06:24 AM
lol lakers..
here's a good luck gift.. hang this on yer walls for bulletin board material..
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9498/kobedirkcuban.jpg
:lmao
:rollin
Laker fan or not, that's some funny stuff...
easy7
05-05-2011, 06:57 AM
No way? Yes way....
Splits
05-06-2011, 11:45 PM
lol lakers..
here's a good luck gift.. hang this on yer walls for bulletin board material..
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9498/kobedirkcuban.jpg
crc21209
05-06-2011, 11:46 PM
Some fuckin' things in this universe are just law. Gravity, inertia, Koolaid_Man welching, and the Lakers never losing to an inferior franchise such as the _allas Chokericks (see what I there? I purposely left out the D because it's a known fact, another "law" if you will, that the Mavericks don't play defense. I also changed their name to the Chokericks, because of their many playoff failures).
Kobe Bryant, a god among men, and Baby Drew will not the let the Lakers lose. They just won't.
This is how this shit is gonna play out, which will make a great segue into the Western Conference Finals section on the Lakers 2010-11 Championship DVD.
Lakers split in Dallas. They take care of business in game 5 at Staples. Game 6, the Mavs go up 20 in the 3rd, looking poised to advance to the WCF. All you hardened artery Spurs and Mavs fans are collectively circle jerking yourselves into an oblivion on here, declaring the Lakers dead in the water. Then, Kobe juts out the jaw. He hits 5 straight shots, triggering a 14-2 run to end the 3rd, bringing us within 8.
Kobe continues his hot streak into the 4th, while NoRINGski chokes on yet another dick. Lakers close out strong and win by 5, with Kobe scoring 46.
Game 7 is nothing but formality. Lakers cruise.
This is inevitable, and there ain't nothing you maggot Mav fans can do about it. It's written.
:lol
Tinystarz
05-06-2011, 11:49 PM
:lmao
Spurtacus
05-06-2011, 11:51 PM
lol Lakers
lol blowing another second half lead
lol bean bryant
SpurOutofTownFan
05-06-2011, 11:52 PM
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jimo2305
05-07-2011, 03:55 AM
i toldy 'all to hang dat on yer wall.. that still didn't motivate you? gadayumn!
Splits
05-09-2011, 12:57 AM
Lakers winning this in 6
TampaDude
05-09-2011, 01:09 AM
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