View Full Version : Bin Ladens last facebook post...
CosmicCowboy
05-05-2011, 01:29 PM
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2945/binladenl.jpg (http://img220.imageshack.us/i/binladenl.jpg/)
lefty
05-05-2011, 01:31 PM
:lmao
CosmicCowboy
05-05-2011, 01:58 PM
OK, what other Bin Laden jokes have you heard?
Guess everyone has heard about the Bin Laden drink, right?
two shots and a splash of water...
so what else have you heard?
CosmicCowboy
05-05-2011, 01:59 PM
Then there was "He should have known better than to bring a wife to a gunfight"...
Viva Las Espuelas
05-05-2011, 02:03 PM
You could "borrow" from another joke.
What color eyes did OBL have?
Blue. One blew that way. The other blew that'a way.
CosmicCowboy
05-05-2011, 02:04 PM
I can't wait to be told at the airport: "no sir, you can leave your shoes on. Bin Laden's dead."
lefty
05-05-2011, 02:13 PM
Here is a joke:
Bin Laden was killed
Creepn
05-05-2011, 02:16 PM
Here is a joke:
Bin Laden was killed
You think the whole thing was staged?
Viva Las Espuelas
05-05-2011, 02:22 PM
Oh wait. Does this mean my genitals won't be coddled anymore when flying?
lefty
05-05-2011, 02:22 PM
You think the whole thing was staged?
Maybe
Maybe not...........
The OBL drink/bring a wife to a gunfight has me cracking up every time I think of em :lol
Jimcs50
05-05-2011, 02:35 PM
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2945/binladenl.jpg
:lol
Chachachango
05-05-2011, 02:49 PM
i bet the dude wasn't yelling allah ackbar when the seals rushed in. probably shitted himself.
baseline bum
05-05-2011, 02:55 PM
OK, what other Bin Laden jokes have you heard?
Guess everyone has heard about the Bin Laden drink, right?
two shots and a splash of water...
so what else have you heard?
LOL... that'll never stop being funny. :lol
redzero
05-05-2011, 02:55 PM
Did somebody say "Facebook"?
Father Live-Updated His Facebook Status While Killing His Daughter (http://techland.time.com/2011/05/05/father-live-updated-his-facebook-status-while-killing-his-daughter/)
http://timenerdworld.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/586facebookkiler.jpg
You know what's sick and disgusting? As much as I'm a little nauseous about the ZOMG KATE BIN LADEN-MIDDLETON fiasco on my Facebook Newsfeed, this story over status updates makes me want to seriously hurl into the nearest bin.
Ramazan Acar, a 24-year-old father in Melbourne, Australia, announced to Facebook and the rest of the world that he was murdering his only daughter, as he was committing the act. "It's ova I did it," he texted the mother of his daughter, Rachelle D'Argent, after he killed his 2-year-old daughter, Yazmina.
“bout 2 kill ma kid,” he posted in a status update right before.
Just three days before, he affectionately posted on Facebook, “Yazmina + Ramzy 4 lyf." He told D'Argent afterwards, “I killed her to get back at you." Acar had been previously banned from seeing Yazmina previously because of a troubled past.
Acar has pleaded guilty to murder, as he rightfully should, for his daughter's death. There's over-sharing, but then there's also just being a sad, sad, pathetic excuse of a human being.
D'Argent reported in a police statement that "If you saw [Yazmina's] face when she saw her dad… She had stars in her eyes when she ran up to him."
koriwhat
05-05-2011, 03:01 PM
that's sick red
MannyIsGod
05-05-2011, 03:27 PM
Wow way to kill a thread.
symple19
05-05-2011, 03:42 PM
Facebook is yet another sign that the apocalypse is upon us
MannyIsGod
05-05-2011, 03:46 PM
BTW, I'm flying with a full on beard today and perhaps this is merely a coincidence, but this is the first time that I've flown with my "muslim" beard and not had a shitty time through security.
Sportcamper
05-05-2011, 03:51 PM
OK, what other Bin Laden jokes have you heard?
"BREAKING: US TERROR ALERT LEVEL RAISED TO "CONFETTI."
"Man, I would NOT want to be 72 virgins right now."
"They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life."
"What did al-Qaida learn from Osama bin Laden's death? Location, location, location."
At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out.
"Bin Laden must have had his contact info in his PSN [PlayStation] account"
JoeChalupa
05-05-2011, 03:53 PM
The conspiracy theorists are a joke. I'm sure mouse has one.
JoeChalupa
05-05-2011, 03:55 PM
There has to be plenty of jokes though.
CosmicCowboy
05-05-2011, 03:58 PM
BTW, I'm flying with a full on beard today and perhaps this is merely a coincidence, but this is the first time that I've flown with my "muslim" beard and not had a shitty time through security.
Wrap a rag around your head and they won't DARE touch you.
MannyIsGod
05-05-2011, 03:59 PM
:lol I should do that while eating a BLT just to fuck with them.
DesignatedT
05-05-2011, 04:00 PM
:lol
marini martini
05-05-2011, 04:03 PM
"There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans."
cheguevara
05-05-2011, 04:11 PM
"they gave him a proper burial as not to upset the terrorists" :lol
baseline bum
05-05-2011, 04:12 PM
Nah, here's his 72 virgins
http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/72-virgins-family-guy.jpg
Spurminator
05-05-2011, 04:20 PM
:lmao
MannyIsGod
05-05-2011, 04:39 PM
:lmao
Did somebody say "Facebook"?
But it's Australia, so at least she "felt" safe.
Spursfan092120
05-05-2011, 10:35 PM
Posted this in another thread before I saw this one...more appropriate here, I guess...
xlOIy6QEbes
marini martini
05-05-2011, 11:45 PM
You will know for sure that Osama Bin Laden is dead when his wives update their Facebook relationship status as "Widowed".
DesignatedT
05-05-2011, 11:50 PM
Posted this in another thread before I saw this one...more appropriate here, I guess...
xlOIy6QEbes
:lol
RGMCSE
05-06-2011, 12:30 AM
Posted this in another thread before I saw this one...more appropriate here, I guess...
xlOIy6QEbes
Damn that was money! :lmao
Spurtacus
05-07-2011, 12:29 AM
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2945/binladenl.jpg (http://img220.imageshack.us/i/binladenl.jpg/)
:lmao
Spurtacus
05-07-2011, 12:32 AM
Posted this in another thread before I saw this one...more appropriate here, I guess...
xlOIy6QEbes
Absolutely Epic.
MannyIsGod
05-07-2011, 12:41 AM
For the record you ain't messin with my dougie.
englishspursfan
05-07-2011, 09:53 AM
elton john is writing a song a song about it...sandel in the bin.
elton john is writing a song a song about it...sandel in the bin.
:sleep
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