What would you call this impending defeat of the Lakers against the Mavs?

[ezau]

The Mavs are halfway through this shit and it's about time we call this amazing time in basketball history by giving it a name.

Here are your choices:

1. The Shellacking

2. The Blietzkrieg

3. The Eradication

[Ghazi]

‎"shhhhhhh" -Dirk Nowitzki 5/4/11, Staples Center

[Giuseppe]

It can't be 8 we know that.

tee, hee.

[BlackSwordsMan]

4. The deep dickening

[SpursDynasty]

It's just Dallas taking care of business. This isn't some big accomplishment or new era happening. Dallas is just beating a team they were supposed to beat. No trash talking, no big surprises, no exaggerations. Nothing huge. Just a regular postseason victory.

[Giuseppe]

It's just Dallas taking care of business. This isn't some big accomplishment or new era happening. Dallas is just beating a team they were supposed to beat. No trash talking, no big surprises, no exaggerations. Nothing huge. Just a regular postseason victory.

Reminds 1 of 8.

[NewcastleKEG]

Those 3 choices gotta go with the German connection so #2

[Spur-Addict]

Those 3 choices gotta go with the German connection so #2

This.

[peskypesky]

Dirk's Mamba Massacre

[Stringer_Bell]

Dirk's Mamba Massacre

Mamba Massacre sounds appropriate given the amount of focus placed on Kobe's self-imposed nickname. What kinda dude gives himself his own nickname?

[DMC]

Right now I would call it premature ejaculation.

[lefty]

Why do I have the feeling that Venti Quattro will bump this thread in 2 weeks

[sefant77]

Redirkulous

[SpurOutofTownFan]

The bendovering

[TE]

Premature dethroning tbh.

It's not over until it's 4-whatever.

[Leetonidas]

It can't be 8 we know that.

tee, hee.

Oh no, it will be much worse. You can run around throwing whatever numbers you want and pretend it's bothering someone but in reality nothing will ever wash that stain off of your precious franchise. The unstoppable three peat Lakers getting the shit sandwich in the 2nd round to the Mavericks without Butler is legendary fail. :lmao

Not that Dallas is a bad team, but because of all the shit talk from Lakerfan over the last year. It's okay though Cubby, I'm settin up the treehouse for ya

[Giuseppe]

Oh no, it will be much worse. You can run around throwing whatever numbers you want and pretend it's bothering someone but in reality nothing will ever wash that stain off of your precious franchise. The unstoppable three peat Lakers getting the shit sandwich in the 2nd round to the Mavericks without Butler is legendary fail. :lmao

Not that Dallas is a bad team, but because of all the shit talk from Lakerfan over the last year. It's okay though Cubby, I'm settin up the treehouse for ya

If you can survive The Skunker & Kobe: 5 - the tired of shit bag: 4 I can survive anything.

[rayjayjohnson]

The Colorado Re-creation

[SpurOutofTownFan]

The David Hasselhoff's revenge

[Giuseppe]

The David Hasselhoff's revenge

:rolleyes

[SpurOutofTownFan]

http://www.forevergeek.com/wp-content/media/2010/05/david-hasselhoff-2.jpg
http://www.forevergeek.com/wp-content/media/2010/05/david-hasselhoff.jpg

[silverblk mystix]

"Strangled by the Chokers"


"Skunked by Noringski"


"Ace Ventura shuts down Staples"


"Lakers dumped by Stern in favor of the Heatles"

[SpurOutofTownFan]

"Ace Ventura shuts down Staples"

:lol

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yBGO3hMo5lg/SzRVxXx96FI/AAAAAAAAAL8/175Y5xhHDsI/s400/Carlisle_Carrey.JPG

[silverblk mystix]

"Another Texas team denies a Laker 3-peat"

...next year...

the Houston Rockets take their turn...

[IronMaxipad]

The Backdoor Sweep

[Banzai]

tbh..Spurs laid a bigger beat down in 2003. Of course Lakers lose that in 6..this could be a sweep..obviously the sweep is worse..but in terms of a beat down..Spurs did in 03.

[Giuseppe]

The Backdoor Sweep

I'd almost vow to walk away from here for that to happen. Ipso facto, I must think it actually could.

[Fpoonsie]

"Another Texas team denies a Laker 3-peat"

...next year...

the Houston Rockets take their turn...

Actually, in '03, SA denied LA a 4-peat.

[silverblk mystix]

Actually, in '03, SA denied LA a 4-peat.

Well, if you are going to give the Sacramento Kings 2002 title to the lakers, yeah...I guess...

[Giuseppe]

Well, if you are going to give the Sacramento Kings 2002 title to the lakers, yeah...I guess...

CWEBB & RWALLACE shoulda never walked away from Horry, eh, bubby?

tee, hee.

[Leetonidas]

I kinda like The Downfall. Seems fitting.

[Giuseppe]

I kinda like The Downfall.

:rolleyes

[Leetonidas]

Well, if you are going to give the Sacramento Kings 2002 title to the lakers, yeah...I guess...

That makes your original post even more nonsensical. :wtf

[Leetonidas]

:rolleyes

:p:

[Giuseppe]

:p:

:lol

[ezau]

If you can survive The Skunker & Kobe: 5 - the tired of shit bag: 4 I can survive anything.

The Shellacking is the last nail to the Mamba's coffin.
RIP: Gasol Era

[Giuseppe]

The Shellacking

:rolleyes

[ezau]

:rolleyes

Admit it Cully, the Shellacking is worse than the Skunker

[Giuseppe]

Admit it Cully, the Shellacking is worse than the Skunker

Dude, I'll be honest with you. I like you Ez. Always have, but The Shellacking is ridic. It's silly. It's only better than The Downfall, but, not by much.

[ezau]

The Shellacking is ridic. It's silly. It's only better than The Downfall, but, not by much.

You gotta give me some leeway here Cully, you set the bar too high when you invented the Skunker. :lol:lol

[Yorae]

Kobe's Camel Toe...

[Giuseppe]

You gotta give me some leeway here Cully, you set the bar too high when you invented the Skunker. :lol:lol

Many thanks.