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Koolaid_Man
05-06-2011, 12:08 PM
:lmao and it better be a doozy...

Spur fan please dont jerk yourself into oblivion before the game...:lol

UNB8qZEiVy0

SourCandy
05-06-2011, 12:13 PM
I see kobe playing chuck mode early. Not a good thing if he don't sink them. He won't mind hitting brick after brick till the time reads 00:00

Koolaid_Man
05-06-2011, 12:22 PM
I see kobe playing chuck mode early. Not a good thing if he don't sink them. He won't mind hitting brick after brick till the time reads 00:00


Baby girl..If Kobe comes out shooting bricks I will be surprised...But he'll pick and choose and if Gasol continues this madness or if LO's shit just won't drop ( no pun) then he's gonna be forced to look after his legacy the selfish way...and I won't begrudge him for it...If he goes postal on these guys then he's a bad guy but he has to do something..Kool will be dam if Kobe goes out like Timmy...that shit just ain't happening...:lol

This is for my niggas tonight...:toast

cheguevara
05-06-2011, 12:23 PM
the bag of shit is done. open your eyes

Greg Oden
05-06-2011, 12:23 PM
The Mavs aren't dealing with 27 year old Kobe. l:lolkers = f:lolcked

Koolaid_Man
05-06-2011, 12:25 PM
the bag of shit is done. open your eyes


I'm shaking my dick at the PC screen now...I know you can see it....

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 12:26 PM
I'm shaking my dick at the PC screen now...I know you can see it....

Klassic Kool:lol

Spur-Addict
05-06-2011, 12:28 PM
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/kobe-bryant-all-white.jpg

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 12:30 PM
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/kobe-bryant-all-white.jpg

:rolleyes

cheguevara
05-06-2011, 12:38 PM
the only chance the Lakers have:

start Joumana at PG

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100907093355/armchair-new/images/thumb/f/f9/JoumanaKidd.jpg/243px-JoumanaKidd.jpg

jag
05-06-2011, 12:39 PM
Kobe's career defining game already happened, tbh

He shot 6-24 in that game

SpurOutofTownFan
05-06-2011, 12:40 PM
it is over son

cheguevara
05-06-2011, 12:44 PM
if you need a laugh:
"Kobe Bryant signed a three-year contract extension Friday worth nearly $90 million that will keep him with the Los Angeles Lakers through the 2013-14 season.

The deal will begin after next season. Bryant is making $23 million this season and is due to earn $24.8 million next season.

"It's very rare to have a player play his entire career in one city, so I'm very excited," he said after the Lakers beat Utah 106-92.

Bryant could earn $27.4 million in 2011-12, $30.2 million the following season and more than $32 million in his final year, when he would be 35."

:lmao Kobe "bag of shit" Bryant - the Cornerstone of the Lakers through 2014 :lmao

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 12:46 PM
Kobe's career defining game already happened, tbh

He shot 6-24 in that game

That lifted him thusly:::

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 12:48 PM
the only chance the Lakers have:

start Joumana at PG

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100907093355/armchair-new/images/thumb/f/f9/JoumanaKidd.jpg/243px-JoumanaKidd.jpg

I'll give her all the credit in the world:::how she got that baby's head thru her birth canal and out that tiny space is beyond me. That kid's head is humongous.

Ace
05-06-2011, 12:52 PM
8-30

davethedope
05-06-2011, 12:58 PM
I'll give her all the credit in the world:::how she got that baby's head thru her birth canal and out that tiny space is beyond me. That kid's head is humongous.

How old is that big head boy, like 30 now? Jason Kidd is about 65 years old, I think.

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 12:59 PM
How old is that big head boy, like 30 now? Jason Kidd is about 65 years old, I think.

About 10 I suppose. He's always around the bench. They have tethered like the Goodyear Blimp.

davethedope
05-06-2011, 01:02 PM
About 10 I suppose. He's always around the bench. They have tethered like the Goodyear Blimp.

He'll float away though. I remember, that shit was big (head) news in the tristate area because Kidd was on the Nets then. And it was like he was born 3 years old. I mean, back page news more than once, like who is this little big head fucker?

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 01:04 PM
He'll float away though. I remember, that shit was big (head) news in the tristate area because Kidd was on the Nets then. And it was like he was born 3 years old. I mean, back page news more than once, like who is this little big head fucker?

Yep, he had a moustache at 4.

redzero
05-06-2011, 01:07 PM
"You're never going to win at Staples, Cuban."

:lol

DMC
05-06-2011, 01:08 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/gallery/02nbafinals/05kiddskid.jpg

That is a big head. It's larger than the basketball.

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 01:09 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/gallery/02nbafinals/05kiddskid.jpg

That is a big head. It's larger than the basketball.

Yep.

God bless her.

davethedope
05-06-2011, 01:11 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/sports/gallery/02nbafinals/05kiddskid.jpg

That is a big head. It's larger than the basketball.

That's him at like 6 months.

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 01:11 PM
That's him at like 6 months.

:lol

ImDaNuts
05-06-2011, 01:26 PM
Line moved from Dallas -1 to Dallas -2 and the public is all over the LA Lakers. Looks like Dallas has this in the bag..

dbreiden83080
05-06-2011, 01:28 PM
He'll play great for sure. Dallas better nut up here and come out like their hair is on fire..

ambchang
05-06-2011, 02:01 PM
Not sure if Kobe fans realized how Shaq was almost always double teammed, and there are these wide open driving lanes and single coverages for all the perimeter players.

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 02:03 PM
Not sure if Kobe fans realized how Shaq was almost always double teammed, and there are these wide open driving lanes and single coverages for all the perimeter players.

That's why:::

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

marks the spot.

Lizard_King
05-06-2011, 02:05 PM
You're right, it will define his career. His career of being a faggot.

Come at me kool, cubs, and naruto

Nathan89
05-06-2011, 02:06 PM
That's why:::

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

marks the spot.

Apparently age doesn't mean anything to you.

Tinystarz
05-06-2011, 02:11 PM
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/kobe-bryant-all-white.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3OzeVrkmb6s/TFqYpxXc2WI/AAAAAAAAAAo/lB8RQETV3Fc/S220/Kobe+Logo.gif

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 02:14 PM
Apparently age doesn't mean anything to you.

No. I do raw numbers.

It's my religion.

Lizard_King
05-06-2011, 02:15 PM
Apparently age doesn't mean anything to you.

Trust me, age means a lot to him. Preferably the 12-15 range. :wow

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 02:16 PM
Trust me, age means a lot to him. Preferably the 12-15 range. :wow

I vowed to myself that if 8 hit I'd never again respond with the mother & son naughties.

8

Lizard_King
05-06-2011, 02:20 PM
I vowed to myself that if 8 hit I'd never again respond with the mother & son naughties.

8

:dizzy:dizzy:dizzy

NewcastleKEG
05-06-2011, 02:27 PM
:lmao and it better be a doozy...

Spur fan please dont jerk yourself into oblivion before the game...:lol

UNB8qZEiVy0
Why does it define him?

He'll always have Shaq's sidekick titles and the bs Gasol trade to fall back on.

If people don't care that Kobe sidekicked his first 3 titles why would they care if he sidekicks some others at the end of his career?

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 02:32 PM
He'll always have Shaq's sidekick titles

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

NewcastleKEG
05-06-2011, 02:43 PM
The only reason it would define him is if Kobe pulling off a 3-peat would put him on YOUR PERSONAL list into the Top 6. I mean IMO it is near impossible for him to over jump Duncan who is the greatest PF and Spur ever. Kobe will never over jump Magic as greatest Laker and you still have Wilt/Kareem who are superior players but not necessarly viewed as JUST Lakers.

IMO it would just widen the gap between him and LeBron. But I could see how the general fan would put Kobe above Shaq with a 3-peat

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 02:53 PM
I mean IMO it is near impossible for him to over jump Duncan who is the greatest PF and Spur ever.

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

Cry Havoc
05-06-2011, 02:54 PM
:lmao and it better be a doozy...

Spur fan please dont jerk yourself into oblivion before the game...:lol

UNB8qZEiVy0

So what if Kobe shoots 8-30 from the field tonight and the Lakers lose by 6?

Giuseppe
05-06-2011, 02:55 PM
so what if kobe shoots 8-30 from the field tonight and the lakers lose by 6?

8?

ImDaNuts
05-06-2011, 03:57 PM
Just re-watched the Lakers Championship DVD series....Kobe put the team on his back vs the Spurs back in the day

crc21209
05-06-2011, 04:19 PM
Kobe's career defining game already happened, tbh

He shot 6-24 in that game

:lol

crc21209
05-06-2011, 04:19 PM
Just re-watched the Lakers Championship DVD series....Kobe put the team on his back vs the Spurs back in the day

Why do you have the Lakers Championship DVD's? :lol

Bill_Brasky
05-06-2011, 04:32 PM
:lmao and it better be a doozy...

Spur fan please dont jerk yourself into oblivion before the game...:lol

UNB8qZEiVy0

Someone needs to gif 3:19 :rollin

baseline bum
05-06-2011, 11:16 PM
:rollin

Shit the bed in yet another career-defining game. This wasn't 6-24, but 17 points? :lol

symple19
05-06-2011, 11:19 PM
quite the defining performance :tu

DMC
05-06-2011, 11:19 PM
Aids will find some way to welch on this statement.

lefty
05-06-2011, 11:20 PM
Crofl

Josepatches_
05-06-2011, 11:21 PM
Lol the GOAT playing with a lot of talent around him.

Pretty Overrated.

A great scorer but he wasn't a lot better than Iverson.Even I would like to see if Kobe was able to lead those 76ers to the NBA finals like Iverson did.

Cry Havoc
05-06-2011, 11:22 PM
Mavericks just Naruto'ed the Lakers.

Koolaid_Man
05-06-2011, 11:22 PM
Aids will find some way to welch on this statement.


absolutely...the next game will define his career...simply because it's not over...:lol

Budkin
05-06-2011, 11:22 PM
Kobe... the tired old shit bag.

BRHornet45
05-06-2011, 11:23 PM
Refusing to pass the ball to wide open teammates in the final minutes - CHECK

Bricking completely idiotic shot attempts in an attempt to make ESPN's top 10 plays - CHECK

Bitching to the officials after bricking fade away jump shots with no contact at all - CHECK

Choking when it counts - CHECK

baseline bum
05-06-2011, 11:24 PM
Lol the GOAT playing with a lot of talent around him.

Pretty Overrated.

A great scorer but he wasn't a lot better than Iverson.Even I would like to see if Kobe was able to lead those 76ers to the NBA finals like Iverson did.

So Kobe = Iverson + bigmen? :lol

I don't know. I have never seen Iverson quit a playoff game before.

Koolaid_Man
05-06-2011, 11:25 PM
No team has ever won after trailing 3-0....

Ace
05-06-2011, 11:25 PM
It defined his career alright, Gasol's coattail ripped and he couldn't ride it to another 3 peat like he did Shaq.

Koolaid_Man
05-06-2011, 11:26 PM
It defined his career alright, Gasol's coattail ripped and he couldn't ride it to another 3 peat like he did Shaq.


:lol I guess you don't hear yourself...if your coattail ripped to begin with that means you never were the man...:lol

baseline bum
05-06-2011, 11:26 PM
It defined his career alright, Gasol's coattail ripped and he couldn't ride it to another 3 peat like he did Shaq.

:rollin

crc21209
05-06-2011, 11:28 PM
Refusing to pass the ball to wide open teammates in the final minutes - CHECK

Bricking completely idiotic shot attempts in an attempt to make ESPN's top 10 plays - CHECK

Bitching to the officials after bricking fade away jump shots with no contact at all - CHECK

Choking when it counts - CHECK

:lol BR with the goods....

Ace
05-06-2011, 11:28 PM
:lol I guess you don't hear yourself...if your coattail ripped to begin with that means you never were the man...:lol

Yes, because Kobe (not the man) couldn't ride the coattail of Gasol that ripped...