Your dream headline for the offseason

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

"Jefferson agrees to restructure contract with Spurs, lowers salary by half"

"Free agent Chandler includes San Antonio in his list of preferred teams"

"Splitter develops 3 point shot, some call him next Sabonis/Nowitzki/Olajuwon"

[ginobilized]

Blair grows 5 inches taller in one month

Jefferson chooses early retirement

Battier, Dalembert sign with Spurs

[baseline bum]

Jefferson Flees USA to Wed Long-Time Sancho Walton; Spurs Granted Free Agency Exception

[silverblk mystix]

Pop retires.

Takes Bonner along.

[Russ]

"Spurs To Stay In San Antonio."

[Strike]

Bonner HIV positive, announces retirement.

[ffadicted]

Tim Duncan Retires

*the line has been cast*

[++SaiNt TiAg0++]

Bonner HIV positive, announces retirement.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

honestly this is the one comment in about a year that made me laugh my fucking ass off, good one bro
just as i was about to think of something clever for bonner i saw this. :toast

[BanditHiro]

Bonner HIV positive, announces retirement.

who gave it to him...:po...

[++SaiNt TiAg0++]

rj/bonner packaged in deal to send nene to san antonio!!!

[kaji157]

Tim Duncan Rejuvenated

Strange new formula brings the NBA All-Star back 10 years younger. Test were conducted also in Kevin Garnett and Shaquile O'Neal but side effects caused their balls to shrink even more to the point of vanishing.

[timtonymanu]

Gregg Popovich: I'm going back to my old ways of coaching.

Richard Jefferson demands trade.

Bowen's jersey retirement official.

Coach Thibodeau leaves Chicago to be assistant coach in San Antonio.

[NewJerSpur]

"NBA agrees to new CBA......there WILL be basketball next season"





































Oh yeah, "Richard Jefferson traded for Keving Durant".....we can all dream.

[crc21209]

Wacky off-season begins as Jefferson retires and Kobe dissapears off the face of the Earth.

[Strategic]

Spurs, Duncan reach new contract agreement. One year 21 million year deal is traded in for a two year 24 million dollar contract.

[Dex]

Time travel discovered; Duncan and Robinson step in from the past to bolster Spurs frontline.

[5in10]

Fully healthy Oden decides to follow in his idols (Robinson) footsteps
and join the San Antonio Spurs.

[dbestpro]

"NBA agrees to new CBA......there WILL be basketball next season"
.

This is the least likely scenario.

[Jace]

"Spurs firesale, Duncan, Ginobli, Parker all traded" And before I get flamed, I said this last year and I will say it again. We can either hope they stay here and slowly descend into mediocrity or we can hope to trade Duncan to a contender where he has a shot at getting another ring and playing where he deserves to play, the playoffs. Trade him to a team where he can be Robinson to a young Duncan Do the same with Manu, he still has a few great years left and he would be an incredible help to some top contenders out there. So trade the big three, get a couple top picks in return and start this rebuild process

[Strike]

Bonner HIV positive, announces retirement.


who gave it to him...:po...

Jefferson. Who else?

[Josepatches_]

Blair,RJ and Bonner trade to Orlando for Howard.

That would be my dream but i'd be happy with:

Parker/Manu and Bonner trade to Orlando for Howard.

[Josepatches_]

LeBron won the MVP finals award but he's trade to SA for Parker+Bonner


It would be good too.

[Fabbs]

Viral Illness forces Pop, Dick Jefferson, Bonner, Luke Walton to join Mike Finley in retirement. Spurs will get salary exemptions.

[NewJerSpur]

This is the least likely scenario.

DAMMIT!! :bang

[Budkin]

Time travel discovered; Duncan and Robinson step in from the past to bolster Spurs frontline.

:lol This is akin to what I was going to post. How insane would it be to have DRob and Timmy in their primes together on the front line?

[timtonymanu]

:lol This is akin to what I was going to post. How insane would it be to have DRob and Timmy in their primes together on the front line?

Gimme 03-05 Bowen, 05 Manu and 09 Parker as well.

[lefty]

" Scola trade voided by the NBA "

[BanditHiro]

" Scola trade voided by the NBA "

gasol trade voided by the NBA

[Nathan89]

Dream that could come true-

Rj traded to Cavs for Verejao

[lefty]

gasol trade voided by the NBA
Thanks God for that trade

If it didnt happen, I wouldnt have enjoyed the Lakers' meltdown :lol

[SourCandy]

Time travel discovered; Duncan and Robinson step in from the past to bolster Spurs frontline.

wow..


you guys would be set for a while. :lol

[DJ Mbenga]

Walton: im taking my talents to the radio world"
Gasol: "ever heard of sex changes? well i just had a race change. i am now black"
"sources have indicated dwight howard has demanded a trade"

[Spurs16212]

Bulls agree to trade Derrick Rose for Tony Parker

San Antonio signs Dalembert and Nene to help Duncan pursue a 5th ring.

San Antonio trades Dick Jefferson and Matt Bonner to Portland for Nicolas Batum and Greg Oden.

[TJastal]

Spurs' owner Peter Holt dismisses Greg Popovich from the team, says new head coach to be announced

Matt Bonner returns to Toronto in swap for Demar DeRozan, plans to ride Greyhound

Tiago Splitter named spurs' starting center

[suitedkings]

"Spurs To Move To Seattle."

Fixed.

[Muser]

Realistically there isn't a headline which can make me happy this offseason. Not after the sackless performance we saw from the Spurs in the playoffs.

[Spurtacus]

Any headline involving the trading or releasing of Jefferson and Bonner

[B-Hath]

"Los Angeles Lakers & Dallas Mavericks franchises contracted! Supplemental draft to follow!"

"San Antonio Spurs acquire rights to Tyson Chandler in NBA supplemental draft"

"San Antonio Spurs acquire retired coach Phil Jackson's oversize bench chair, via free agency"

[Splits]

"Entire Lakers Organization puts on blue Nikes, commits mass suicide. All of LA follows suit"