Pau says He's Sorry But He Has "Tension Inside Of Me"

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao What a fucking creamy pussy....

“I’m upset I’m not performing as well as I should,” said Gasol, who admitted to “tension inside of me.” - Pau

[Spurtacus]

I thought you were signing off?

[edgar]

hahah

Laker fans making fun of their own team is the cherry on the cake!

[SpurOutofTownFan]

i thought you were going to have sex with a relative

[Koolaid_Man]

I thought you were signing off?


I did but then I signed back on....my dick won't get hard for some reason....:lol

[DMC]

I thought you were signing off?
He can't. Suicide Hotline has a busy signal, the LA phone relays are saturated.

[TE]

You're an idiot.

[DMC]

I did but then I signed back on....my dick won't get hard for some reason....:lol
Even your dick rejects you

[Koolaid_Man]

hahah

Laker fans making fun of their own team is the cherry on the cake!


Pau is not one of us....:lol

[edgar]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0812/cant-sleep-clown-demotivational-poster-1230517918.gif

[Giuseppe]

Amre & Perkins warned us.

They were very prophetic.

[Spurtacus]

I did but then I signed back on....my dick won't get hard for some reason....:lol

Fucking your family every night will probably do that.

[djohn2oo8]

I did but then I signed back on....my dick won't get hard for some reason....:lol

That's just your vagina getting wet

[SpurOutofTownFan]

your sister has also abandoned you.. such a pity

[Giuseppe]

I did but then I signed back on....my dick won't get hard for some reason....:lol

tee, hee.

[Koolaid_Man]

Even your dick rejects you


I tried slapping that muthafucker but it's no use...maybe if I find a picture of Pau that might help....

[edgar]

http://img2.timeinc.net/health/images/slides/cant-sleep-man-400x400.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

Jesus Christ, Pau, you're being paid 20 million USD to go out and be a professional. If you're going to be pussified by a break-up then you might as well not play.

[DJ Mbenga]

the lakers should win. just so we can see him get booed in game 5

[DMC]

I tried slapping that muthafucker but it's no use...maybe if I find a picture of Pau that might help....

Bearded Spaniards eh? Different strokes.

[Spurtacus]

I tried slapping that muthafucker but it's no use...maybe if I find a picture of Pau that might help....

http://www.interbasket.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/pau-gasol-scowls-at-referee1.jpg

[Capt Bringdown]

No Gasol, no rings for Kobe & yet Lakerfans are falling over themselves to throw him under the bus.

[IronMaxipad]

Stop piling on him!!

[SpurOutofTownFan]

well phil left him in the court - maybe he was good enough for the coach to be playing in detriment of some other players

after all phil has tons of ringware

[DMC]

Stop piling on him!!

Fuck him.

[Koolaid_Man]

Amre & Perkins warned us.

They were very prophetic.


"Tension inside of me".... he must be preggers...this dude is fucking ridiculouz :lol

[DMC]

"Tension inside of me".... he must be preggers...this dude is fucking ridiculouz :lol

He's the voice of Laker Fan

[SpurOutofTownFan]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n7RltmTdk-g/TKidVWJXB0I/AAAAAAAAWeY/GMzBFq0Er7o/s1600/scapegoat.jpg

[IronMaxipad]

well phil left him in the court - maybe he was good enough for the coach to be playing in detriment of some other players

after all phil has tons of ringware

Just like Pop left bonner in.

[Koolaid_Man]

I saw Phil punch that bitch in the chest tonight...I need that vid....lol

[Venti Quattro]

No Gasol, no rings for Kobe & yet Lakerfans are falling over themselves to throw him under the bus.

So only Kobe gets the rings and not the Lakers? What a stupid spurfan special just to spite Kobe. Pau pussifies himself the Lakers have no rings.

[SpurOutofTownFan]

Just like Pop left bonner in.

yes but bonner didn't help kobe win rings

[Capt Bringdown]

So only Kobe gets the rings and not the Lakers? What a stupid spurfan special just to spite Kobe. Pau pussifies himself the Lakers have no rings.

Kobe was a nobody before Snaq/Gasol came to town.

[DMC]

So only Kobe gets the rings and not the Lakers? What a stupid spurfan special just to spite Kobe. Pau pussifies himself the Lakers have no rings.

No cherry picker, your brood harps on Kobe. The Lakers are just a conduit for Kobe's greatness. There's an "all Kobe all the time" thread for a reason. Notice it doesn't say "All Lakers"?

Good.

[djohn2oo8]

Kobe was a nobody before Snaq/Gasol came to town.

anobodyPERIOD

[TE]

Kobe was a nobody before Snaq/Gasol came to town.

[Giuseppe]

Kobe was a nobody before Snaq/Gasol came to town.


Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[BRHornet45]

Jesus Christ Laker fan!

sons give the man a break! I know that most of you are new to the game of basketball, but you know they aren't going to win the championship every year right? be thankful for the back to back titles that Gasol damn near single handedly gave to you guys while the glorified T-Mac is chucking up hailmary stunt shots the entire time. Christ you are some ungrateful bastards.

[HankChinaski]

If I were a Mavs fan I'd be telling other laker fans as they go about their business like this.

"I don't know about you guys, but I feel like I just won twice."

[Venti Quattro]

No cherry picker, your brood harps on Kobe. The Lakers are just a conduit for Kobe's greatness.
So praising individual players for their performances. So the next time Pau drops 50 it's because of the collective team effort of the Lakers


There's an "all Kobe all the time" thread for a reason. Notice it doesn't say "All Lakers"?

Good.
Who made that thread again? Ahhh, it was midnightpulp. A Californian claiming to hate the Lakers.

[SpurOutofTownFan]

Jesus Christ Laker fan!

sons give the man a break! I know that most of you are new to the game of basketball, but you know they aren't going to win the championship every year right? be thankful for the back to back titles that Gasol damn near single handedly gave to you guys while the glorified T-Mac is chucking up hailmary stunt shots the entire time. Christ you are some ungrateful bastards.

son you need to bring some sense on these bastards!

[DMC]

So praising individual players for their performances. So the next time Pau drops 50 it's because of the collective team effort of the Lakers

Sure :lol


Who made that thread again? Ahhh, it was midnightpulp. A Californian claiming to hate the Lakers.

Own it.

[TE]

Jesus Christ Laker fan!

sons give the man a break! I know that most of you are new to the game of basketball, but you know they aren't going to win the championship every year right? be thankful for the back to back titles that Gasol damn near single handedly gave to you guys while the glorified T-Mac is chucking up hailmary stunt shots the entire time. Christ you are some ungrateful bastards.

Testimutherfuckingfy!

[Venti Quattro]

Jesus Christ Laker fan!

sons give the man a break! I know that most of you are new to the game of basketball, but you know they aren't going to win the championship every year right? be thankful for the back to back titles that Gasol damn near single handedly gave to you guys while the glorified T-Mac is chucking up hailmary stunt shots the entire time. Christ you are some ungrateful bastards.

Thanks for the two rings Pau. Does that change that he's been a complete pussy in this series? No.

Does that change that Kobe has been totally unclutch in this series? No.

You guys probably make a lot of rationalizations for your mediocrity IRL.

[DMC]

Jesus Christ Laker fan!

sons give the man a break! I know that most of you are new to the game of basketball, but you know they aren't going to win the championship every year right? be thankful for the back to back titles that Gasol damn near single handedly gave to you guys while the glorified T-Mac is chucking up hailmary stunt shots the entire time. Christ you are some ungrateful bastards.

It's not the whole fanbase, just the low rent motherfuckers who throw players under the bus. One apple ruins the bunch.

[sefant77]

Dirks fraud fiancee got arrested between game 2 and 3 of the Nuggets series.

Dirk averaged 33/13 on 53% shooting against K-Mart, Birdman and Nene.

Gasoft.

[DMC]

Thanks for the two rings Pau. Does that change that he's been a complete pussy in this series? No.

Does that change that Kobe has been totally unclutch in this series? No.

You guys probably make a lot of rationalizations for your mediocrity IRL.
You wear your butt hurt well.







































































Not really.

[IronMaxipad]

:lol

Spurfan don't understand what it takes to 3 peat.

:cry Pau got you 2 rings ain't that enough? :cry

[SpurOutofTownFan]

Does that change that Kobe has been totally unclutch in this series? No

I need to frame this one

[Venti Quattro]

Dirks fraud fiancee got arrested between game 2 and 3 of the Nuggets series.

Dirk averaged 33/13 on 53% shooting against K-Mart, Birdman and Nene.

Gasoft.

But he's the best player on the Lakers according to these spurfans :cry

He's still MVPau even if he totally regresses because of a relationship problem. It's human nature, we all go through that. :cry

[Giuseppe]

Dirks fraud fiancee got arrested between game 2 and 3 of the Nuggets series.

Dirk averaged 33/13 on 53% shooting against K-Mart, Birdman and Nene.

But, I know he didn't ring.

[Venti Quattro]

:lol

Spurfan don't understand what it takes to 3 peat.

:cry Pau got you 2 rings ain't that enough? :cry

:lmao :lmao :lmao spurfan don't know what it feels like to repeat that's why they have a lot of rationalizations when they lose.

Oh we'll just get them next year. Or maybe we'll tank :cry

[DJ Mbenga]

I saw Phil punch that bitch in the chest tonight...I need that vid....lol

ma nigga kool:

P8pV2v4wNJs

[Koolaid_Man]

ma nigga kool:

P8pV2v4wNJs


thanks I found one...it's already on the main page....:lol

[Capt Bringdown]

That's the thanks you get for bringing rings to LaLa land. Well, it was an arranged marriage anyway.

[Spurtacus]

That's the thanks you get for bringing rings to LaLa land. Well, it was an arranged marriage anyway.

Can't wait for the divorce.

[SpurOutofTownFan]

they are scapegoating gasol so much that when they finally lose him kobe will revert back to his no-ring self

they will miss this dude

[Koolaid_Man]

they are scapegoating gasol so much that when they finally lose him kobe will revert back to his no-ring self

they will miss this dude


He has tension in his pussy..he gots to go...I'm an ungrateful muthafucker...yes I am...and I don't hide the fact....

[SpurOutofTownFan]

He has tension in his pussy..he gots to go...I'm an ungrateful muthafucker...yes I am...and I don't hide the fact....

thank you dude for being so honest.. was that so difficult to say?

[Giuseppe]

they are scapegoating gasol so much that when they finally lose him kobe will revert back to his no-ring self

they will miss this dude

He couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

[Spurtacus]

He couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

Kobe couldn't win a single ring until Gasol helped him.

[SpurOutofTownFan]

He couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

shit kobe couldn't either!!!

havent you noticed!!

:wakeup

[Koolaid_Man]

thank you dude for being so honest.. was that so difficult to say?


I've always said that....nothing new here dipshit

[SpurOutofTownFan]

I've always said that....nothing new here dipshit

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/4/16/129159020967671685.jpg

[DMC]

Pau is mourning Sammy tbh

[NewcastleKEG]

Koolaid, you should just starting trolling the Laker fans with us

[Giuseppe]

Koolaid, you should just starting trolling the Laker fans with us

- "You want me to testify against Jimmy Hoffa. lolololololololololol!!!!!!!!"

- Danny DeVito - "Hoffa"

[Koolaid_Man]

Koolaid, you should just starting trolling the Laker fans with us


why don't you go suck on MJ's shriveled up, crusty, crack addicted balls...

[NewcastleKEG]

I was actually being helpful on the Laker forum on REALgm and they got bitter

''We don't need your fake condolences on this board"

[DMC]

I was actually being helpful on the Laker forum on REALgm and they got bitter

''We don't need your fake condolences on this board"

Strangers should not try to console a rape victim.

[DMC]

- "You want me to testify against Jimmy Hoffa. lolololololololololol!!!!!!!!"

- Danny DeVito - "Hoffa"

Culby, the human sound board.

[Giuseppe]

Strangers should not try to console a rape victim.

You got no room. Your Neal raped as well.

[NewcastleKEG]

why don't you go suck on MJ's shriveled up, crusty, crack addicted balls...
Well thats a false assumption that it's not permanently in

#45 FOREVER !

[DMC]

You got no room. Your Neal raped as well.

I am referring to the fans, not Colorado. I don't believe the rape happened.

[Giuseppe]

I am referring to the fans, not Colorado. I don't believe the rape happened.

I know. I was just joshing you, D.

[DMC]

I know. I was just joshing you, D.

:toast

[Giuseppe]

Night all. D got me thinkin' about "300." If one of my boys hasn't "borrowed" it, I'm gonna let the sand man take me as I'm watchin'.

Chow!

[djohn2oo8]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5107/5690147211_ca1f08b959_z.jpg

[Ginobilly]

WOW!:wow you'll laker fans need to get a life. Booing Gasol after he helped the organization bring in 2 titles really speaks volumes about the LA fan base. LA has lucked out into never having to play Dallas in the playoffs. They're a bitch to match with once they get you into a small ball 3 point shooting contest. The Spurs tried beating them with big ball but you know how that story went in 06. Be grateful for the 20 million championships you'll have!

[Josepatches_]

Gasol won 2 tittles for Kobe and his fanboys.I think it's enough.He can play like a vagina the rest of his career.

If I was Pau I wouldn't play anymore for this "grateful fans".

But it's clear who was the key of this team.

No Gasol = No ring.

[Giuseppe]

Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

[DPG21920]

Reporting to Kori for violation of the rules.

[InK]

Gasol is playing poorly by his own standards yeh, but there is something wrong with this team as a whole. L.A was the better team whole game long, they were in an absolute must win situation, and yet they go and make rookie mistakes down the stretch, leave Dirk to shoot uncontested 3s all game long, cant inbound the ball in a crucial situation, just loads of mental errors in total. Its really suprising the way that lost this game with the pedigree they have.

Gasol is bad ye, cause his mistakes are effort related, fundamental mistakes, but still....if u cant wrap up a game with such a monster effort like Bynum put in yesterday, a really solid performance by Odom and Kobe, then there be something else wrong as well.

[SpurOutofTownFan]

Gasol couldn't win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

Kobe couldn't either

[Giuseppe]

Kobe couldn't either

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[SpurOutofTownFan]

Gasol won 2 tittles for Kobe and his fanboys.I think it's enough.He can play like a vagina the rest of his career.

If I was Pau I wouldn't play anymore for this "grateful fans".

But it's clear who was the key of this team.

No Gasol = No ring.

After this shit Gasol is going thru if I was him I would request a trade to another contender in a better place without the drama-feeders where I don't have to put up with Vanessa and her stupid shit and my GF would not leave me over some stupid vagina stuff

I'd have 2 rings already and I know I'm still on my prime - possible commanding big ticket salary somewhere else

I don't think you can live in the spotlight in LA for too long without going nuts

[Giuseppe]

He won't have request it.

[SpurOutofTownFan]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

who the fuck is daddy? your monosyllables don't make sense sometimes. i don't like to guess

[Giuseppe]

who the fuck is daddy? your monosyllables don't make sense sometimes. i don't like to guess

Shaq.

[SpurOutofTownFan]

Shaq.

mmm actually he got 3 being the star of his team

he got a couple sidekicks to help him out though

try again

[Giuseppe]

mmm actually he got 3 being the star of his team

he got a couple sidekicks to help him out though

try again

Since the divorce:::

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[HarlemHeat37]

Seppe, you know you're my man and all, but in all honesty, don't you get tired of posting the same shit, all day?..

[Giuseppe]

Seppe, you know you're my man and all, but in all honesty, don't you get tired of posting the same shit, all day?..

No. It's my hobby.

[DMC]

No. It's my hobby.
:lol

[SpurOutofTownFan]

No. It's my hobby.

nice

[weebo]

No. It's my hobby.

:lol

[dbreiden83080]

Buy him a new dress

Maybe he'll feel better..

[Killakobe81]

:lmao What a fucking creamy pussy....

“I’m upset I’m not performing as well as I should,” said Gasol, who admitted to “tension inside of me.” - Pau

Im sorry but it's all over LA. Dude is playing like shit over some pussy he is sprung off from ... are you freaking serious?

Did you see Tony play like shit when Eva split? Well, maybe.

Did you see RJ play like shit when he dumped that hot chick for Luke?

Ok, bad examples.

[Killakobe81]

Gasol won 2 tittles for Kobe and his fanboys.I think it's enough.He can play like a vagina the rest of his career.

If I was Pau I wouldn't play anymore for this "grateful fans".

But it's clear who was the key of this team.

No Gasol = No ring.

You my friend, are an idiot Pau helped Kobe win. he did not win Kobe shit. If you said Pj I would buy it ...Pau? LOL

[DPG21920]

Im sorry but it's all over LA. Dude is playing like shit over some pussy he is sprung off from ... are you freaking serious?

Did you see Tony play like shit when Eva split? Well, maybe.

Did you see RJ play like shit when he dumped that hot chick for Luke?

Ok, bad examples.

Killa, this is not about the Spurs so please stay on point and stop spamming.

This is not Pau's fault. This was Kobe's chance to cement his legacy. To catch Mike. He failed. He has the best team around him and came up short. I'm sorry you had to suffer this.

Don't blame Cobbler either. He played his hardest. It's on Kobe.

[HarlemHeat37]

Killa, this is not about the Spurs so please stay on point and stop spamming.

This is not Pau's fault. This was Kobe's chance to cement his legacy. To catch Mike. He failed. He has the best team around him and came up short. I'm sorry you had to suffer this.

Don't blame Cobbler either. He played his hardest. It's on Kobe.

:lmao:lmao..

[Killakobe81]

I know yall are trolling and Kobe bashing and have every right to it ...

I love how some fags on here are calling out Laker fans, for shitting on Gasol or booing our team! DO you read the game threads upstairs? Except for Duncan yall shit on most of your team and especially Pop. Only player almost bullet-proof upstairs is Tim.

Yall shit on CIA pop, the "turd towers", Luke's lover and the "cub" formerly known as the Grizzly Blair. I have seen Ducks and others shit on Manu and many more shit on Parker.

Dont come here all self-righteous ...you freaking hypocrites ... LOL

[Killakobe81]

Killa, this is not about the Spurs so please stay on point and stop spamming.

This is not Pau's fault. This was Kobe's chance to cement his legacy. To catch Mike. He failed. He has the best team around him and came up short. I'm sorry you had to suffer this.

Don't blame Cobbler either. He played his hardest. It's on Kobe.

If you believe that, with a gaping vagina as his #2 and a talented but brittle center as his #3 ...then you my friend are not as smart as you claim.

As for Mj the ring chase is not over ...he is NOT retired. But he was never gonna catch MJ as Goat regardless.

LOL this not Pau's fault ...but yet he freely admits that it is ...

But carry on with your biased bashing ...doesnt bother me. But you are better than that ...best team? LOL

The best team is not down 3-0 to the Mavs. Best team does not have two, 4 game losing streaks in one season, and a shitty bench. I told everyone here that after the pre-allstar break, Losing streak ... I doubted this team's ability to 3peat. we needed Mayo or Hinrich at trade deadline, ee got neither.
Luva and others told me to relax, heck even I tried to calm down Cully in round one. But we were wrong. And I hate to admit this, but Harlem was right. Blake has been garbage.Barrnes was good before he got hurt but we are far from the "best team".

As a man, I can admit it appears Harlem was right on the money here. If you take away his unusual hate for Durant and kobe ...Harlem has been right on the NBA for the most part this year. Lebron takes over, it puts a stamp on his prognostication for this season. Props, Harlem. :toast

[DPG21920]

I know yall are trolling and Kobe bashing and have every right to it ...

I love how some fags on here are calling out Laker fans, for shitting on Gasol or booing our team! DO you read the game threads upstairs? Except for Duncan yall shit on most of your team and especially Pop. Only player almost bullet-proof upstairs is Tim.

Yall shit on CIA pop, the "turd towers", Luke's lover and the "cub" formerly known as the Grizzly Blair. I have seen Ducks and others shit on Manu and many more shit on Parker.

Dont come here all self-righteous ...you freaking hypocrites ... LOL

Shitting on players here is one thing, especially when you are discussing "after the fact" events. Booing them to their faces while the game is in limbo is something else entirely.


If you believe that, with a gaping vagina as his #2 and a talented but brittle center as his #3 ...then you my friend are not as smart as you claim.

As for Mj the ring chase is not over ...he is NOT retired. But he was never gonna catch MJ as Goat regardless.

LOL this not Pau's fault ...but yet he freely admits that it is ...

But carry on with your biased bashing ...doesnt bother me. But you are better than that ...best team? LOL

The best team is not down 3-0 to the Mavs. Best team does not have two, 4 game losing streaks in one season, and a shitty bench. I told everyone here that after the pre-allstar break, Losing streak ... I doubted this team's ability to 3peat. we needed Mayo or Hinrich at trade deadline, ee got neither.
Luva and others told me to relax, heck even I tried to calm down Cully in round one. But we were wrong. And I hate to admit this, but Harlem was right. Blake has been garbage.Barrnes was good before he got hurt but we are far from the "best team".

As a man, I can admit it appears Harlem was right on the money here. If you take away his unusual hate for Durant and kobe ...Harlem has been right on the NBA for the most part this year. Lebron takes over, it puts a stamp on his prognostication for this season. Props, Harlem. :toast

LA, the team that has been to the past 3 finals and won the last 2, clearly has the most stacked team. Falling short and crumbling doesn't make you have a worse team.

The Spurs choked as well. It's something that sucks, but I admit it. The fact you are giving Kobe shriveling in the biggest moment of his life an out is petty and weak.

[Giuseppe]

Shitting on players here is one thing, especially when you are discussing "after the fact" events. Booing them to their faces while the game is in limbo is something else entirely.

Your people boo'ed during The Skunker.

You've no room.

[DMC]

Your people boo'ed during The Skunker.

You've no room.

Video evidence please

BKK-tMI9TtQ

[Killakobe81]

Shitting on players here is one thing, especially when you are discussing "after the fact" events. Booing them to their faces while the game is in limbo is something else entirely.



LA, the team that has been to the past 3 finals and won the last 2, clearly has the most stacked team. Falling short and crumbling doesn't make you have a worse team.

The Spurs choked as well. It's something that sucks, but I admit it. The fact you are giving Kobe shriveling in the biggest moment of his life an out is petty and weak.

Again, who said he does not get blame? I said that it is "partly or even mostly his fault" so read it again, and then come back to me. My issue is that Pau has every right to be called out. Ditto our bench and PJ as well. I said being teh star he deserves the lions share of the blame, and also the credit.My issue is those that say Pau is the star or that Kobe is big man dependent and when his bigman bitches out YOU give him a pass DPG ...you flaming hypocrite you ...

Kobe has not dominated but he sure has not shriveled. Dallas is better. Those who do NOT admit this right now are being sooo disrespectful to Dirk and the Mavs. Dallas is better than teh Lakers and Dirk is better than Kobe right now those are facts.

Also,

Booing is every paying customers right. You dont like that, then dont boo your team. IF our team plays like shit we boo ours. You can hate on it, but Im proud we dont tolerate mediocrity in Los Angeles.

[DPG21920]

We don't do "can't prove it" around here. Either prove it or you're done.

[DMC]

Again, who said he does not get blame? I said that it is "partly or even mostly his fault" so read it again, and then come back to me. My issue is that Pau has every right to be called out. Ditto our bench and PJ as well. I said being teh star he deserves the lions share of the blame, and also the credit.My issue is those that say Pau is the star or that Kobe is big man dependent and when his bigman bitches out YOU give him a pass DPG ...you flaming hypocrite you ...

Kobe has not dominated but he sure has not shriveled. Dallas is better. Those who do NOT admit this right now are being sooo disrespectful to Dirk and the Mavs. Dallas is better than teh Lakers and Dirk is better than Kobe right now those are facts.

Also,

Booing is every paying customers right. You dont like that, then dont boo your team. IF our team plays like shit we boo ours. You can hate on it, but Im proud we dont tolerate mediocrity in Los Angeles.

:lol Dodgers
:lol Rams (RIP)
:lol Clippers

Booing your own team is low rent. You have a right to be low rent.

[Giuseppe]

Video evidence please


I don't do evidence. I saw & heard it.

[DPG21920]

Again, who said he does not get blame? I said that it is "partly or even mostly his fault" so read it again, and then come back to me. My issue is that Pau has every right to be called out. Ditto our bench and PJ as well. I said being teh star he deserves the lions share of the blame, and also the credit.My issue is those that say Pau is the star or that Kobe is big man dependent and when his bigman bitches out YOU give him a pass DPG ...you flaming hypocrite you ...

Kobe also has Bynum and Odom chipping in to make up for it.

Dirk is making up for his next best player averaging like 15 a game. Why isn't Kobe? Kobe has 2 very productive bigs (Bynum/Odom) this series and another that is putting up serviceable numbers (Pau).

Kobe is big man dependent and this proves it more than anything :lol If Kobe can only win titles when Pau is putting up 25 & 13 and can't beat the Mavs without that, he is dependent. Thanks for proving my point you flaming spammer.

Link to where I said Pau gets a pass? If you can't provide that link, I want an formal written apology.


Kobe has not dominated but he sure has not shriveled. Dallas is better. Those who do NOT admit this right now are being sooo disrespectful to Dirk and the Mavs. Dallas is better than teh Lakers and Dirk is better than Kobe right now those are facts.

Also,

Booing is every paying customers right. You dont like that, then dont boo your team. IF our team plays like shit we boo ours. You can hate on it, but Im proud we dont tolerate mediocrity in Los Angeles.

Dallas is not better. LA is. Just like the Spurs were better than Memphis. Both teams choked. Neal with it. But it's on Kobe no matter if you want to shave some of the blame off to Pau. Again, you myopic spammer, it's not about this series. Kobe allowed them to get to this point by his actions all year long. You are now seeing it crumble because of it.

You aren't real fans in LA. Sorry.

[Killakobe81]

:lol Dodgers
:lol Rams (RIP)
:lol Clippers

Booing your own team is low rent. You have a right to be low rent.

I root for none of those teams except the Clips out of pity ...

I also root for my alma mater the Bruins, but feel free to LOL

[Killakobe81]

He isn't flaming out. He also has Bynum and Odom chipping in to make up for it.

Dirk is making up for his next best player averaging like 15 a game. Why isn't Kobe? Kobe has 2 very productive bigs (Bynum/Odom) this series and another that is putting up serviceable numbers (Pau).

Kobe is big man dependent and this proves it more than anything :lol If Kobe can only win titles when Pau is putting up 25 & 13 and can't beat the Mavs without that, he is dependent. Thanks for proving my point you flaming spammer.

Link to where I said Pau gets a pass? If you can't provide that link, I want an formal written apology.



I already said Dirk was better who are you arguing with ... yourself?
Dallas is not better. LA is. Just like the Spurs were better than Memphis. Both teams choked. Neal with it. But it's on Kobe no matter if you want to shave some of the blame off to Pau. Again, you myopic spammer, it's not about this series. Kobe allowed them to get to this point by his actions all year long. You are now seeing it crumble because of it.

You aren't real fans in LA. Sorry.

LOL We lost two games by 6 points or less. We dont need 25 and 15 .. genius how about his regular season averages from this year against the Mavs? Or even his normal averages from the regular season?

How about our bench not get outscored by over 20 a game ... but yet we have the better team? How about we make an open 3 every once in a while since Kobe and Bynum are getting double teamed?

[Killakobe81]

LOL DPG myopic ... read the title of the thread smart guy ...

[DPG21920]

So you are saying he is big man dependent because if they don't at least put up their averages are far above, Kobe can't over come.

LA has the better team. Sorry. They are choking overall (just like the Spurs did). That's why it's called choking. You lose to a team you shouldn't.

[DPG21920]

I love how you can't refute anything I have said. You just move the goal post to something else :lol

[Giuseppe]

LOL DPG myopic

I'm just grateful he's speaking to me again.

tee, hee.

[Killakobe81]

So you are saying he is big man dependent because it they don't at least put up their averages are far above, Kobe can't over come.

LA has the better team. Sorry. They are choking overall (just like the Spurs did). That's why it's called choking. You lose to a team you shouldn't.

I am not saying we havent choked in the 4th quarter, again you misquote me. We have had leads and blew them so we have "choked".

But I am saying Dallas is better. I went to the game last night. saw it up close ...right now Dallas is better.

[DPG21920]

Dallas isn't better. Sorry. LA is faltering and it's on Kobe in the single biggest moment of his career. Neal wit it.

I had to.

[Killakobe81]

Where you should attack Kobe, but you too busy bashing the legacy that surpasses duncan ... is the best closer in the game, can't close right now. That is mostly on Kobe, Pau bitching out or not. But you so gung ho on propping you "boy".

[DPG21920]

Where have I mentioned Tim? Only you, because you are supremely myopic and self-conscious, bring it up.

Kobe can't be mentioned with Jordan or Tim. Let it go...

[DMC]

I am not saying we havent choked in the 4th quarter, again you misquote me. We have had leads and blew them so we have "choked".

But I am saying Dallas is better. I went to the game last night. saw it up close ...right now Dallas is better.
That seems like a loaded escape route. The team is either better or worse than you, why do you say "right now"? If the Lakers take the series, is Dallas suddenly not better?

[Giuseppe]

Kobe can't be mentioned with Jordan or Tim. Let it go...

Yeah, he can:::

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

See.

tee, hee.

[Killakobe81]

Where have I mentioned Tim? Only you, because you are supremely myopic and self-conscious, bring it up.

Kobe can't be mentioned with Jordan or Tim. Let it go...

I just did. LOL Tim and MJ even funnier than Kobe and MJ ...

No you didnt mention it, but I can read through you ...

[DPG21920]

So is Horry better than Kobe? Lets settle this right now.

Horry: More

Kobe: Less

[DPG21920]

I just did. LOL Tim and MJ even funnier than Kobe and MJ ...

No you didnt mention it, but I can read through you ...

No, you can't. You are just terrible self-conscious. It's sad. I never realized it before, but it's a serious problem for you. Real talk. No more bs on a message board, are you ok?

[Killakobe81]

That seems like a loaded escape route. The team is either better or worse than you, why do you say "right now"? If the Lakers take the series, is Dallas suddenly not better?

What escape route? LOL i said we choked in the 4th, Dirk is better than Kobe?

AMD the Mavs are better ...there is no escape route we lost to the team with the same record as us ...other teams ..

[Killakobe81]

No, you can't. You are just terrible self-conscious. It's sad. I never realized it before, but it's a serious problem for you. Real talk. No more bs on a message board, are you ok?

LOL loser's defense mechanism. Your team/star choked harder than mine ...

Deflecting

Changing subject

check-mate.

[DPG21920]

LOL loser's defense mechanism. Your team/star choked harder than mine ...

Deflecting

Changing subject

check-mate.

What? :lol That made zero sense. It's worse than I thought. Spurs choked harder than the Lakers. I have said that and there it is again.

Anything else you care to fail at?

All I said is that the Spurs don't matter in this convo which you can't let go because you are obsessed and deflated and self-conscious.

You have changed the subject, moved the goal posts and now you are trying to say I did it :lol

Then you declare a check-mate :lmao This is really hard to watch.

Rule number one online. If you randomly declare a check-mate, that means you are losing. Badly.

[DPG21920]

So is Horry better than Kobe? Lets settle this right now.

Horry: More

Kobe: Less

Still waiting...

[Killakobe81]

What? :lol That made zero sense. It's worse than I thought. Spurs choked harder than the Lakers. I have said that and there it is again.

Anything else you care to fail at?

All I said is that the Spurs don't matter in this convo which you can't let go because you are obsessed and deflated and self-conscious.

You have changed the subject, moved the goal posts and now you are trying to say I did it :lol

Then you declare a check-mate :lmao This is really hard to watch.

Rule number one online. If you randomly declare a check-mate, that means you are losing. Badly.

Then you have lost many on here ...

Read the original thread title again who changed the subject and moved the goal posts ...I just replied to your nonsense.

[Killakobe81]

DPG ... my, have the mighty have fallen ...

[DPG21920]

Again, that makes zero sense.

[Killakobe81]

Again, that makes zero sense.

What doesnt make sense is how ARE the Lakers better?


Mavs have the best player.

A deeper bench.

They have outscored us in the 4th every game.

The Lakers have blown leads.

They have shot better and are battlling us to almost even on the boards.

They have shot better FT's and 3 pointers.

We have the same record. the games have been close, but how are the Lakers better?

[DPG21920]

The Lakers are much deeper where it matters (players 1-7). They are the same team that won 2 titles. They are the team that is blowing leads by choking. They are better. They are also choking. Sorry.

Spurs choked even harder since that seems to make you feel better (even though it's not applicable :lol). That is how you know I have credibility and you don't. I admit freely the Spurs choked and choked harder than LA. You can't.

[Warlord23]

What doesnt make sense is how ARE the Lakers better?


Mavs have the best player.

A deeper bench.

They have outscored us in the 4th every game.

The Lakers have blown leads.

They have shot better and are battlling us to almost even on the boards.

They have shot better FT's and 3 pointers.

We have the same record. the games have been close, but how are the Lakers better?

If you realized that the Lakers aren't better, where was your "Mavs in 5/6" prediction before the series started?

[Giuseppe]

Spurs choked even harder

Deep is referring to 8.

tee, hee.

[DPG21920]

Exactly :lol

That is the thing with people like them (laker fan). Nothing changed when they were trash talking a-holes. But now that LA is choking, they can't admit it because they are bad people (most laker fan) or they have serious problems internally and mentally but are good people (killakobe).

[Killakobe81]

The Lakers are much deeper where it matters (players 1-7). They are the same team that won 2 titles. They are the team that is blowing leads by choking. They are better. They are also choking. Sorry.

Spurs choked even harder since that seems to make you feel better (even though it's not applicable :lol). That is how you know I have credibility and you don't. I admit freely the Spurs choked and choked harder than LA. You can't.

I give two shits about the Spurs "choking" I just said that to fuck with some on here ...not even you. LOL

Self proclaiming your credibilty is funny. Dont break your arm ...

Funny thing is unlike you (since we play that game) I'm not gonna wait til we lose in the first round to call out Pau. We are where you guys were last year. I asked (and I dont think if it was you) how could adding Splitter and Neal drastically changed how the Suns swept you out of the playoffs? And some numbnuts attacked me saying that I did not know shit if I saw that as the only difference in the spurs ...

Like you I questioned the Spurs record, and when the Lakers lost that tip game to you guys, me the Lakers.

I guess with your "sage" basketball knowledge ...that the Lakers despite ALL of this proof to the contrary are just better ....even though they seem to be running on fumes. OK.

I just hope Mitch is not as foolish as you. We are not title material right now. And the biggest difference is Pau bitching out. Kobe has lost another step as well. that is obvious. Our bench worthless outside of Lamar. SO we need to re-tool. The spurs wasted this year thinking that they just needed health and a few pieces, they were wrong. We made the same mistake. And we ignored the signs. in fact we traded Sasha for nothing. Now we are paying for our hubris.

I dont care if you or anyone else feels that this tarnishes Kobe's legacy maybe it does. bottom line is if we face the Mavs next year even without Caron they would beat us again. Kobe is not getting younger or better so we need to re-tool ...bottom line. you can hold on to the pre-season hype 1-7 talent or whatever bullshit helps you Kobe troll fanbois ...

Despite the score being close, we getting our asses kicked.

[Killakobe81]

And the Mavs are better ...

[Warlord23]

If you realized that the Lakers aren't better, where was your "Mavs in 5/6" prediction before the series started?

[Killakobe81]

If you realized that the Lakers aren't better, where was your "Mavs in 5/6" prediction before the series started?

That was just me underestimating ...the Mavs. Mavs are better. Chuck was right. I was wrong. Im man enough to admit it.

[DPG21920]

Why would we call out Pau last year when he out played Kobe? Again, please link to where i said Pau was playing great or deserves no blame? If you can't, please write a formal apology to me.

What we are saying is that even if Pau isn't playing well, Kobe should be able to overcome it. If he can't that means two things: 1) he is big man reliant or 2) he is a choker. You decide.

No matter who deserves the blame, there is no doubt the lions share is on Kobe, like you even said. So why focus on Pau? Makes zero sense like most of your stuff right now.

You aren't title material because Kobe crumbled. End of story. LA has more than enough talent to win. That is not even debatable. But it's not just about talent in the NBA. You have to have a leader and LA doesn't because Kobe failed.

LA is better than Dallas, but Dallas is taking it to them. Dallas gets all the credit, but LA choked and LA is Kobe's team. He made that shit known...

[DPG21920]

That was just me underestimating ...the Mavs. Mavs are better. Chuck was right. I was wrong. Im man enough to admit it.

Self proclaiming you are man enough to be wrong and admit it. Is your shoulder out of socket?

[ohmwrecker]

It's all sticky in here.

[Killakobe81]

Why would we call out Pau last year when he out played Kobe? Again, please link to where i said Pau was playing great or deserves no blame? If you can't, please write a formal apology to me.

What we are saying is that even if Pau isn't playing well, Kobe should be able to overcome it. If he can't that means two things: 1) he is big man reliant or 2) he is a choker. You decide.

No matter who deserves the blame, there is no doubt the lions share is on Kobe, like you even said. So why focus on Pau? Makes zero sense like most of your stuff right now.

You aren't title material because Kobe crumbled. End of story. LA has more than enough talent to win. That is not even debatable. But it's not just about talent in the NBA. You have to have a leader and LA doesn't because Kobe failed.

LA is better than Dallas, but Dallas is taking it to them. Dallas gets all the credit, but LA choked and LA is Kobe's team. He made that shit known...

LOL Like i said he gets the the lion's share ...you finally quoted me right!!!!

So should Duncan the past 3 seasons!!! Savy?!

Now back to the point I dont even deny Kobe crumbled. Again read the OP's title ...this thread is about PAU ...genius.

We call out Pau because some "CREDIBLE" posters keeps pointing out that Pau outplayed Kobe last year? If that is true then WHERE the fuck is he this year? LOL Kobe had a higher PER in the playoffs, scored more points but Pau was the better player ...you slipping DPG, you are slipping.

[DPG21920]

Again bringing up Duncan :lmao

Wow!

[Giuseppe]

It's all sticky in here.

Probably 8.

tee, hee.

[Killakobe81]

Again bringing up Duncan :lmao

Wow!

Again bring out Kobe ...pot meet kettle ...

[DPG21920]

Tiago Splitter had a top 10 PER in this playoffs.

[DPG21920]

This is a Laker conversation.

[ohmwrecker]

Probably 8.

tee, hee.

What are you yammering on about, Pappy?

[Giuseppe]

Tiago Splitter had a top 10 PER in this playoffs.

Hollins knew from whence he tanked.

tee, hee.

[DPG21920]

LOL Like i said he gets the the lion's share ...you finally quoted me right!!!!

So should Duncan the past 3 seasons!!! Savy?!

Now back to the point I dont even deny Kobe crumbled. Again read the OP's title ...this thread is about PAU ...genius.

We call out Pau because some "CREDIBLE" posters keeps pointing out that Pau outplayed Kobe last year? If that is true then WHERE the fuck is he this year? LOL Kobe had a higher PER in the playoffs, scored more points but Pau was the better player ...you slipping DPG, you are slipping.

Who cares where he is this year? If the lions share of blame goes to Kobe, why does it make you feel better if we say Pau wasn't helping him out?

You make no sense. At all.

It's on Kobe, not Pau. If Kobe can't overcome Pau not playing great, it only proves he was dependent on him and bigs in general.

[Giuseppe]

What are you yammering on about, Pappy?

Just checkin' assholes.

[Killakobe81]

:lmao What a fucking creamy pussy....

“I’m upset I’m not performing as well as I should,” said Gasol, who admitted to “tension inside of me.” - Pau

Just in case you forgot ... this is the original topic, you bring up Kobe I bring Duncan. that is the dance ...you and I do. You want to focus back on Pau, we shall. you keep hi-jacking and I keep pushing your shit in.

[Warlord23]

I just hope Mitch is not as foolish as you. We are not title material right now. And the biggest difference is Pau bitching out.

So you figured out that the Lakers as constructed aren't title material. But your volume chucking SG (who got extended for $80+ million :lol) isn't the biggest reason? At least Gasol is going up against a solid frontcourt that includes a superstar in Dirk. Kobe is up against a combination of Stevenson, Kidd and Terry and is still unable to be the most efficient scorer on the floor.

[DPG21920]

No. This is a Laker thread. Kobe is a Laker. It's a natural thing to bring up Kobe. It's not however natural to bring up the Spurs :lmao

:lol pushing shit in. Killa, are you ok bro? No bs, just real talk. Hit me up privately and lets talk.

[ohmwrecker]

I think Pau is tired of playing with Kobers.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol I forgot Kobe is gonna be getting paid 30 mil a year:lol:lol..most overpaid player in NBA history?..

[Killakobe81]

Who cares where he is this year? If the lions share of blame goes to Kobe, why does it make you feel better if we say Pau wasn't helping him out?

You make no sense. At all.

It's on Kobe, not Pau. If Kobe can't overcome Pau not playing great, it only proves he was dependent on him and bigs in general.

I didnt make this thread. I only commented on it.

And sir, you are obtuse. Why do I care?! Because I am not a Kobe fanboi Im Laker fan first and our 2nd best player is butthurt off some lost pussy.
Dallas maybe better, but we were contenders.
Pau did not show up and we are losing. I dont care if Kobe needs Pau this year our the last two to show p to win i just want us to win.

Bottom line Pau has not shown up ... which again is the topic of this thread. I believe there is a thread about Kobe's legacy and a sticky for Kobe ...but you are a "mod" should you NOT know this?

[DMC]

:lol I forgot Kobe is gonna be getting paid 30 mil a year:lol:lol..most overpaid player in NBA history?..
No, that would be Starbury

[DPG21920]

Was I the first person to bring up Kobe in this thread for either Spur fans or Laker fans? I am pretty sure you were the first to bring up Duncan :lol

Talk about a shit pushing fact bomb I just dropped.

[Killakobe81]

So you figured out that the Lakers as constructed aren't title material. But your volume chucking SG (who got extended for $80+ million :lol) isn't the biggest reason? At least Gasol is going up against a solid frontcourt that includes a superstar in Dirk. Kobe is up against a combination of Stevenson, Kidd and Terry and is still unable to be the most efficient scorer on the floor.

Sure Pau is going up against ALL NBA defender Dirk, that is GREAT excuse ...

Kobe is to blame too. I said that read again. this is about Pau ...

[DMC]

I didnt make this thread. I only commented on it.

And sir, you are obtuse. Why do I care?! Because I am not a Kobe fanboi Im Laker fan first and our 2nd best player is butthurt off some lost pussy.
Dallas maybe better, but we were contenders.
Pau did not show up and we are losing. I dont care if Kobe needs Pau this year our the last two to show p to win i just want us to win.

Bottom line Pau has not shown up ... which again is the topic of this thread. I believe there is a thread about Kobe's legacy and a sticky for Kobe ...but you are a "mod" should you NOT know this?

Pau is intentionally tanking to shit on Kobe. It's the only way to get back at Vanessa, but Kobe cannot say shit to Vanessa because he cheated.

[DPG21920]

Killa, I would never ban you. You are truly a good person even if your takes have severely digressed because you are too emotional right now. I just want to help you. Real talk. I don't care about Pau or Kobe. I care about getting you back to where you were.

[ohmwrecker]

Kobe is not getting Pau involved enough.

[DPG21920]

He said Kobe is the biggest reason but he wants Pau to get shit on a little too to make him feel better :lol

[Giuseppe]

Killa, I would never ban you.

Exactly. It's impossible. Like Duncan having more rings than Kobe.

tee, hee.

[Killakobe81]

Kobe is not getting Pau involved enough.

Are you freaking serious. Kobe took 16 shots had 6 assists ...

Bynum played well Odom too ...but wait who did NOT play well ...

[Warlord23]

2008-09 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 58% --> LA wins title, Laker fan praises Kobe
2009-10 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 54% --> LA wins title, Laker fan praises Kobe
2010-11 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 42% --> LA down 0-3 to Mavs, Laker fan blames Gasol.

Poor Gasol carried Kobe 2 years in a row and gets no credit. The one year where he is run into the ground in the regular season and is not able to dominate (against Dirk, of all people) in the playoffs, he gets blamed for not being a "warrior" like Bean.

The data merely shows what everyone knows deep down. No dominant big man, no title for Kobe.

[DPG21920]

:lol Ask Killa. He knows I'm modded up. It's not a secret.

[BlackSwordsMan]

bend over DPG I'll put some tension inside of you

[Giuseppe]

:lol Ask Killa. He knows I'm modded up. It's not a secret.

Your as modded up as I am.

tee, hee.

[DPG21920]

2008-09 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 58% --> LA wins title, Laker fan praises Kobe
2009-10 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 54% --> LA wins title, Laker fan praises Kobe
2010-11 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 42% --> LA down 0-3 to Mavs, Laker fan blames Gasol.

Poor Gasol carried Kobe 2 years in a row and gets no credit. The one year where he is run into the ground in the regular season and is not able to dominate (against Dirk, of all people) in the playoffs, he gets blamed for not being a "warrior" like Bean.

The data merely shows what everyone knows deep down. No dominant big man, no title for Kobe.

Exactly. Kobe fans are disgusting and spoiled and I thought Killas was different. But he isn't. This shows it. He masked it well while they were winning though.

[Giuseppe]

2008-09 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 58% --> LA wins title, Laker fan praises Kobe
2009-10 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 54% --> LA wins title, Laker fan praises Kobe
2010-11 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 42% --> LA down 0-3 to Mavs, Laker fan blames Gasol.

Poor Gasol carried Kobe 2 years in a row and gets no credit. The one year where he is run into the ground in the regular season and is not able to dominate (against Dirk, of all people) in the playoffs, he gets blamed for not being a "warrior" like Bean.

The data merely shows what everyone knows deep down. No dominant big man, no title for Kobe.

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Gasol couldn't even win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

The constant? Kobe.

[DPG21920]

Phil Jackson, actually. How can you separate who is more important?

[DMC]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Gasol couldn't even win a single playoff game till Kobe took him in.

The constant? Kobe.
The constant was Phil. Kobe lost without Phil. MJ lost without Phil. Phil has 11 rings. Enough said.

[ohmwrecker]

Are you freaking serious. Kobe took 16 shots had 6 assists ...

Bynum played well Odom too ...but wait who did NOT play well ...

Pau didn't play that much worse than Kobe, Bynum and Lamar tbh . . . and he had the tougher defensive assignment.

[DPG21920]

Was I the first person to bring up Kobe in this thread for either Spur fans or Laker fans? I am pretty sure you were the first to bring up Duncan :lol

Talk about a shit pushing fact bomb I just dropped.

Killa, if you are still dealing with reality, please address this or write a formal apology.

[Warlord23]

The constant? Kobe shooting 45%.

Astute observation. Too bad no big man is able to mask that.

[Giuseppe]

The constant was Phil. Kobe lost without Phil. MJ lost without Phil. Phil has 11 rings. Enough said.

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[DPG21920]

Pau didn't play that much worse than Kobe, Bynum and Lamar tbh . . . and he had the tougher defensive assignment.

:lol Kobe doesn't have to guard anyone and Pau has to guard the best player in the West, and Kobe fan wants to rip him. Unreal.

[Killakobe81]

Personally this thread is hilarious.

I say the Lakers, and Kobe has choked.

I say that the Mavs as much as it hurts to admit are better ...heck I even admitted (not here but in another thread) that RC has outcoached PJ ...

Im freely willing to eat all of that shit but yall want to focus on Kobe ...for what exactly.

He is not even the 5th best player of these playoffs. And has missed his last 5 game winning FGA's he has attempted. I have my own issues with Kobe. But I wont take, is you guys putting that walking pusshole Pau over Kobe. Not on my watch. So i will defend that shit all day. Kobe was dealing with rape trials and never bitched out like this...

So call out Kobe. say he crumbled ...but he never bitched out ... well maybe game 7 vs. Phoenix ...LOL

[Warlord23]

Summary of thread:

When Gasol shoots 10 percentage points higher than Kobe, he gets no credit.
When Gasol shoots 3 percentage points below Kobe, he gets all the blame.

[Killakobe81]

Where are the stat heads you guys bring up FG% ...
PER says Kobe was better in last year's Finals, the regular season this year and Im pretty damn sure this playoffs as well ...but nice try smart guy!

[DPG21920]

Personally this thread is hilarious.

I say the Lakers, and Kobe has choked.

I say that the Mavs as much as it hurts to admit are better ...heck I even admitted (not here but in another thread) that RC has outcoached PJ ...

Im freely willing to eat all of that shit but yall want to focus on Kobe ...for what exactly.

He is not even the 5th best player of these playoffs. And has missed his last 5 game winning FGA's he has attempted. I have my own issues with Kobe. But I wont take, is you guys putting that walking pusshole Pau over Kobe. Not on my watch. So i will defend that shit all day. Kobe was dealing with rape trials and never bitched out like this...

So call out Kobe. say he crumbled ...but he never bitched out ... well maybe game 7 vs. Phoenix ...LOL

Kobe quit against the Suns. That is more bitched out than anything. He threw his team under the bus on a nationally publicized radio tour. Kobe's the bitch.

[DPG21920]

2008-09 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 58% --> LA wins title, Laker fan praises Kobe
2009-10 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 54% --> LA wins title, Laker fan praises Kobe
2010-11 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 42% --> LA down 0-3 to Mavs, Laker fan blames Gasol.

Poor Gasol carried Kobe 2 years in a row and gets no credit. The one year where he is run into the ground in the regular season and is not able to dominate (against Dirk, of all people) in the playoffs, he gets blamed for not being a "warrior" like Bean.

The data merely shows what everyone knows deep down. No dominant big man, no title for Kobe.


Killa, please address this. Please address the fact that Kobe has no one to guard while Pau is guarding the best player in the West.

[Giuseppe]

Kobe quit against the Suns. That is more bitched out than anything. He threw his team under the bus on a nationally publicized radio tour. Kobe's the bitch.

And he did quit. But, he rang twice after that to overtake the tired of shit bag.

[Killakobe81]

:lol Kobe doesn't have to guard anyone and Pau has to guard the best player in the West, and Kobe fan wants to rip him. Unreal.

Yep, about time. Kobe did it with westbrook last year ...sack the fuck up.

[ohmwrecker]

And he did quit. But, he rang twice after that to overtake the tired of shit bag.

Do you ever notice how nobody else cares?

[Warlord23]

Where are the stat heads you guys bring up FG% ...
PER says Kobe was better in last year's Finals, the regular season this year and Im pretty damn sure this playoffs as well ...but nice try smart guy!


Lastly, PER rewards inefficient shooting. To quote Dave Berri, the author of The Wages of Wins:

"Hollinger argues that each two point field goal made is worth about 1.65 points. A three point field goal made is worth 2.65 points. A missed field goal, though, costs a team 0.72 points. Given these values, with a bit of math we can show that a player will break even on his two point field goal attempts if he hits on 30.4% of these shots. On three pointers the break-even point is 21.4%.

If a player exceeds these thresholds, and virtually every NBA player does so with respect to two-point shots, the more he shoots the higher his value in PERs. So a player can be an inefficient scorer and simply inflate his value by taking a large number of shots."

Last couple of lines will probably be on Kobe's gravestone

[Killakobe81]

Kobe quit against the Suns. That is more bitched out than anything. He threw his team under the bus on a nationally publicized radio tour. Kobe's the bitch.

But pussy does not whip him (unlike Pau) Kobe whips that pussy ...

[DPG21920]

Bynum is top 10 in PER, why does Kobe need 2 other players to be in the top 10 PER to win? He's the only guy with two players from the same team in the top 10 and he's losing.

[Giuseppe]

Last couple of lines will probably be on Kobe's gravestone

I'd be sated with:::

Kobe: 5

tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

on mine.

tee, hee.

[DPG21920]

Yep, about time. Kobe did it with westbrook last year ...sack the fuck up.

Westbrook was the best player in the West :lol

Also, Pau did sack up. He upped his averages and shot over 50+% to make up for Kobe having to defend.

Has Kobe shot over 50% to help him out?

[Killakobe81]

Again moral of the story is Kool is right Pau is a bitch ... point of thread ...and end of story.

LOL bringing up Kobe ...

LOL he has to play defense,

LOL I have tension,

LOL PJ pushing him in the chest ...

[Giuseppe]

Do you ever notice how nobody else cares?

You guys do.

Even Upstairs they're beseeching Duncan to chase a 5th.

tee, hee.

[DPG21920]

But pussy does not whip him (unlike Pau) Kobe whips that pussy ...

It did this year. If you are calling Pau a pussy, well then Pau whipped his ass :lol

[Killakobe81]

Westbrook was the best player in the West :lol

Also, Pau did sack up. He upped his averages and shot over 50+% to make up for Kobe having to defend.

Has Kobe shot over 50% to help him out?

Just meant best player (in that series) not West ...did not mean to bold West part ...

and yes i know Durant is/was better but he was struggling ...

[DPG21920]

So you were wrong. Again. And again, it all falls back to Kobe. You are running out of excuses Kobe fan boi.

[Killakobe81]

Kobe carried Pau just like Moses carried Doc, not the other way around ...

[ohmwrecker]

You guys do.

Even Upstairs they're beseeching Duncan to chase a 5th.

tee, hee.

Why do you think I spend most of my time down here these days?

Your goofy little mantras aren't changing anything.

[Giuseppe]

Why do you think I spend most of my time down here these days?

Your goofy little mantras aren't changing anything.

Got you playing grab ass on yer Saturday afternoon.

tee, hee.

[Killakobe81]

So you were wrong. Again. And again, it all falls back to Kobe. You are running out of excuses Kobe fan boi.

How so ... oh mighty DPG ...I have no excuses again Pau bitched out.
See above.

Read the thread title ...and thanks for letting my 10,000th post be something you still havent been able to refute.

Leadership, and they won the past two years are such solid FACT based arguments.

[Warlord23]

After Caron Butler went down, the '10-11 Mavs became a somewhat unbalanced team with an extremely competitve frontcourt (Dirk, Chandler, Marion) and an extremely weak backcourt (Terry, Kidd, Stevenson, Barea).

This was the reason a broken down Brandon Roy and the likes of Andre Miller and Wesley Mathews managed to push the series to 6 games. Lamarcus Aldridge (who went into the series on an offensive tear) did almost nothing in the 2 Portland wins.

Cut to LA series. Gasol is also struggling, but Kobe and co aren't able to outplay that weak backcourt. Result: 0-3, looking at a sweep.

[Ed Lover]

Got you playing grab ass on yer Saturday afternoon.

tee, hee.

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[ohmwrecker]

It's a shame that Kobe's only won 5 with Yoda Jackson, a string of dominant bigs and Buss' blank checkbook. It's even more of a shame that you suckers have to share your era of dominance with Tim Duncan and the Spurs. Tied together in history . . . forever. That's gotta hurt.

[Giuseppe]

http://www.turnbacktogod.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/old-folks-are-worth-a-fortune.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yQel-7JvrWw/Sw0ALQYtJOI/AAAAAAAABS0/5uy-cko5CVo/s320/Nursing+home.gif

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:rolleyes

[DPG21920]

Please point out what I didn't refute.

You also didn't refute:


No. This is a Laker thread. Kobe is a Laker. It's a natural thing to bring up Kobe. It's not however natural to bring up the Spurs :lmao

:lol pushing shit in. Killa, are you ok bro? No bs, just real talk. Hit me up privately and lets talk.


Was I the first person to bring up Kobe in this thread for either Spur fans or Laker fans? I am pretty sure you were the first to bring up Duncan :lol

Talk about a shit pushing fact bomb I just dropped.


2008-09 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 58% --> LA wins title, Laker fan praises Kobe
2009-10 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 54% --> LA wins title, Laker fan praises Kobe
2010-11 playoffs: Kobe shoots 45%, Gasol shoots 42% --> LA down 0-3 to Mavs, Laker fan blames Gasol.

Poor Gasol carried Kobe 2 years in a row and gets no credit. The one year where he is run into the ground in the regular season and is not able to dominate (against Dirk, of all people) in the playoffs, he gets blamed for not being a "warrior" like Bean.

The data merely shows what everyone knows deep down. No dominant big man, no title for Kobe.


:lol Kobe doesn't have to guard anyone and Pau has to guard the best player in the West, and Kobe fan wants to rip him. Unreal.


Kobe quit against the Suns. That is more bitched out than anything. He threw his team under the bus on a nationally publicized radio tour. Kobe's the bitch.


Killa, please address this. Please address the fact that Kobe has no one to guard while Pau is guarding the best player in the West.


Bynum is top 10 in PER, why does Kobe need 2 other players to be in the top 10 PER to win? He's the only guy with two players from the same team in the top 10 and he's losing.


But pussy does not whip him (unlike Pau) Kobe whips that pussy ...


It did this year. If you are calling Pau a pussy, well then Pau whipped his ass :lol


Westbrook was the best player in the West :lol

Also, Pau did sack up. He upped his averages and shot over 50+% to make up for Kobe having to defend.

Has Kobe shot over 50% to help him out?

[Killakobe81]

It's a shame that Kobe's only won 5 with Yoda Jackson, a string of dominant bigs and Buss' blank checkbook. It's even more of a shame that you suckers have to share your era of dominance with Tim Duncan and the Spurs. Tied together in history . . . forever. That's gotta hurt.

no it doesnt. he is the 2nd best big man since hakeem just like Kobe is 3rd best to MJ and Magic ...no shame there.

[Killakobe81]

Dance DpG ...dance .. LOL

[ohmwrecker]

no it doesnt. he is the 2nd best big man since hakeem just like Kobe is 3rd best to MJ and Magic ...no shame there.

Of course not if you are a reasonable and rational thinking person, but I know it's a bug up the butt of your compadres. No doubt in my mind.

[DPG21920]

You are looking really stupid right now Killa :lol

Cobbler levels of stupid.

[DPG21920]

Are you going to randomly declare check-mate? :lol

I wonder what Jag thinks of this.

[Killakobe81]

DPG: Why bring up Pau ... this is on Kobe

Me: Read the title of the thread ...

DPG: Why bring up the Spurs, boo hoo!

[Killakobe81]

You are looking really stupid right now Killa :lol

Cobbler levels of stupid.

Am i Irritating you, is that a shitty take, TBH ...

are you "worried about my social well being" ...

LOL

[Giuseppe]

Are you going to randomly declare check-mate? :lol

I wonder what Jag thinks of this.

He's probably talking to Herself on the two soup cans & waxed string reportin' me like billy-be-jiggered.

[DPG21920]

No, I wasn't the first person to bring up Kobe :lol Laker fan even brought him up before me. Talking about Kobe in a Laker related thread is natural. You were literally the first person to bring up Duncan :lol

[William Hung]

:cryKobe was dealing with rape trials and never bitched out like this...:cry

[DPG21920]

Am i Irritating you, is that a shitty take, TBH ...

are you "worried about my social well being" ...

LOL

No, you are just having a melt down that you will regret later even though you will claim "awhhhh naw maine, this is all just fun to me dawg :lol"

[Killakobe81]

No, I wasn't the first person to bring up Kobe :lol Laker fan even brought him up before me. Talking about Kobe in a Laker related thread is natural. You were literally the first person to bring up Duncan :lol

I have no problem admitting that. like I said, yall brought Kobe, I brought duncan to the party.

[ohmwrecker]

Guiseppe has a room in his house where he has painted all the walls white, cleared out all the furniture save a rocking chair and written repetitively "Kobe: 5, Duncan: 4" all over those clean white walls in black sharpie while rocking back and forth repeating the mantra over and over, knees clutched to chest.

[DPG21920]

So far we have:

1) Oh how the might have fallen

2) Check-mate!

3) Dance puppet

Literally all of the internet losing cliche's.

[Killakobe81]

No, you are just having a melt down that you will regret later even though you will claim "awhhhh naw maine, this is all just fun to me dawg :lol"

Meltdown?! As i sit and laugh at my keyboard? As i said this was about Pau yall obsessed with Kobe.

[Giuseppe]

Guiseppe has a room in his house where he has painted all the walls white, cleared out all the furniture save a rocking chair and written repetitively "Kobe: 5, Duncan: 4" all over those clean white walls in black sharpie while rocking back and forth repeating the mantra over and over, knees clutched to chest.

Hell, Upstairs you were on my side, Wrecker. WTF happened?

[DPG21920]

I have no problem admitting that. like I said, yall brought Kobe, I brought duncan to the party.

Who's yall? Laker fan :lol

Why bring Duncan into a Laker related thread? I might understand if Kobe was not laker related. Is that what you are saying? Is Kobe not laker related and therefore comparable to bringing up Tim?

[DPG21920]

No, you are just having a melt down that you will regret later even though you will claim "awhhhh naw maine, this is all just fun to me dawg :lol"


Meltdown?! As i sit and laugh at my keyboard? As i said this was about Pau yall obsessed with Kobe.

Wow. I am scary good.

[Killakobe81]

PM me, DPG.

Only a wise Spur fan like you can teach me how to:

1. Deflect All blame from my aging superstar
2. Blame our coach for all, even though he has won us more titles than anyone ...
3. Make excuses for the #2 and shift all blame to the #1 ...
4. Not to boo pathetic effort in a playoff game ...
5. How to be a classy fan-base
6. How to cope with a 2nd round "skunker" ...

LOL, you offering classes dog?


LOL patting youself on the back ... if DPG could suck his own dyck, i think he would. You should be a kobe fan, your ego is almost as big as his or Kanye's ...

[ohmwrecker]

Hell, Upstairs you were on my side, Wrecker. WTF happened?

You seem saner upstairs amongst those nincompoops.

[DPG21920]

I'll respond in Mav blue so you can see what my responses are.


PM me, DPG.

Only a wise Spur fan like you can teach me how to:

1. Deflect All blame from my aging superstar: You don't have deflect all blame. Everyone said Pau has not played well. What we have said is that when Kobe had to guard anyone (never had to guard anyone as good as Dirk), Pau stepped up and shot over 50% and increased his averages. Kobe hasn't done that. We also said and agreed that Kobe deserves the majority of the blame. If that is the case, who cares about everyone else. It's on Kobe.

2. Blame our coach for all, even though he has won us more titles than anyone ...You don't need to blame your coach. It's on Kobe. Phil hasn't done anything wrong. He surrounded Kobe with the best talent in the league.

3. Make excuses for the #2 and shift all blame to the #1 ...You yourself said Kobe gets the majority of the blame, so no one shifted anything.

4. Not to boo pathetic effort in a playoff game ...The effort is there, hence the choking leads away. You don't get leads without effort.

5. How to be a classy fan-base: Not rioting and running over kids is a good start.

6. How to cope with a 2nd round "skunker" ...LA is home to the only skunker that matters between Spurs/LA. The first time Tim looked Kobe in the eyes when it mattered (in the playoffs), he skunked him. It takes a cold boss to do something like that when there is no history.

LOL

[Giuseppe]

You seem saner upstairs amongst those nincompoops.

Of course. I can't act like this up there. Herself would run me off.

[Killakobe81]

I'll respond in Mav blue so you can see what my responses are.

Never said that was you but you danced just as I thought you would ...

I said a "spur fan" ...I know you call out Pop, Tim etc. I have seen ya DPG ...
But you still have a BIG ego ...LOL

Thanks for making my afternoon, fun.

[DPG21920]

Did I say I don't call out Pop or Tim?

Unlike you, I don't have to lie to kick it. It's ok to be wrong. It's not ok to be a dummy after the fact.

You have a huge ego, Killa. It's almost unbearable.

[Killakobe81]

Did I say I don't call out Pop or Tim?

Unlike you, I don't have to lie to kick it. It's ok to be wrong. It's not ok to be a dummy after the fact.

You have a huge ego, Killa. It's almost unbearable.

Oh, i know I do. But not as big as yours ...you wont ever hear that again from me ...TBH ...LOL

Who is lying? Also, you posting that blue crap never proved how the Lakers are better.
LOl thinking because you say it or refute it, that makes you right or proved me wrong. that is the DEFINITION of Ego .."because I said so " ... LOL

[DPG21920]

Oh, i know I do. But not as big as yours ...you wont ever hear that again from me ...TBH ...LOL

Who is lying? Also, you posting that blue crap never proved how the Lakers are better.
LOl thinking because you say it or refute it, that makes you right or proved me wrong. that is the DEFINITION of Ego .."because I said so " ... LOL

I never said my response was to prove the Lakers were better :lol You didn't ask that. You simple asked me to respond to those particular points. I have proven how the Lakers are better earlier.

[Killakobe81]

Did I say I don't call out Pop or Tim?

Unlike you, I don't have to lie to kick it. It's ok to be wrong. It's not ok to be a dummy after the fact.

You have a huge ego, Killa. It's almost unbearable.

It has to be or you would not have that "reputation" as a "credible" poster

[Killakobe81]

I never said my response was to prove the Lakers were better :lol You didn't ask that. You simple asked me to respond to those particular points. I have proven how the Lakers are better earlier.

ego ...i have such a BIG ego ...

[DPG21920]

If saying you are making another human "dance" isn't the most egotistical thing a person can do, I don't know what is.

[DPG21920]

You should really use some more quotation marks. It really gets your "point" across.

[Killakobe81]

You should really use some more quotation marks. It really gets your "point" across.

Talking "down" = ego

[DPG21920]

That is you being self-conscious again. Prove I'm talking down to you with facts. I can prove with facts that you said you are making me dance.

[Killakobe81]

That is you being self-conscious again. Prove I'm talking down to you with facts. I can prove with facts that you said you are making me dance.

Thinking you can analyze me, or say that I am "melting down" ...when I a m posting on a site that i have 10k posts, = ego. You dont know me, homey!! :king

[DPG21920]

That doesn't make sense.

[ohmwrecker]

None of this makes sense, tbh.

[DPG21920]

You are a great person inside, but you've changed. I only know you from your 10K posts, but I believe you have more to offer than you are showing.

[Killakobe81]

That doesn't make sense.

and I knew you would say that ...pat myself on the back!!!

I sing, you dance ...quote that.

[DPG21920]

What?

[Killakobe81]

OK, I had some fun. All jokes aside. I still stand by Pau remarks and my fans that boo.

I agree 100% that kobe as the star (and if you admit that, then you admit he was the star of the past two title teams), he gets credit for those too.SO in a way by admitting he choked, you concede that he won the past 2 titles ...but you guys are too busy bashing to admit it. IF he IS big man dependent then Kool and Myself are right for calling him out (pau)...even if Kobe choked.

Come on DPG you are too bright not to see that. That is why you framed your case in big man dependent or choked. because you are trying to besmirch the man. And I can "dig" that, by your definition, you are right, Kobe choked. Not so much as a player he played fine. But he is proving right those that argue he is not the best closer, he may have been, he is not anymore.

[Killakobe81]

And Pau is still a gaping pusshole ...