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monosylab1k
05-10-2011, 07:28 PM
and I know what he's up to.

He's sitting in the basement of his parents house lurking on ST right now. He's planning on being M.I.A. for an extended period. He's doing this because he fully expects Dallas to lose in the WCF or the NBA Finals. When (if) that happens, he'll be back and in full "Obnoxious Faggot" mode. Because he's stupid enough to think Dallas getting beat will erase the memory of The Skunker 2011.

When he returns he'll probably have some lame ass excuse about being out of the country on business.

Kyle Orton
05-10-2011, 07:31 PM
Most underrated troll on ST.

Veterinarian
05-10-2011, 07:39 PM
In my opinion, Sharka Blue is 2nd only to Sasha Grey in terms of "Automatic" D/L. She doesn`t disappoint here, starting with a GREAT POV blowjob (great because the camera is VERY close to her face), and then moving to various ass-fucking and DP positions (including the "standing" DP). My only gripe is the cum shot ending - both guys jerking off on her ass cheeks (UGH!) Still, easy call - D / L DVD.

Veterinarian
05-10-2011, 07:40 PM
MISLABEL ALERT - there is ANAL here. And leaving out the ANAL tag on a Sharka Blue scene is a felony in some states. . .or should be. After a great blowjob, Sharka pussy fucks and ass fucks with high energy, riding the cock like she`s in the National Rodeo championship. Minor gripe 1) No sound. Minor gripe 2) Although she does finish the guy off by jerking his cock into her mouth, his load might be able to cover his toothbrush. Still, its Sharka, great ANAL, and finish = DVD D / L/

rayjayjohnson
05-10-2011, 07:44 PM
put it on wax faggot

monosylab1k
05-10-2011, 07:45 PM
put it on wax faggot

only if you stop thinking about me

rayjayjohnson
05-10-2011, 07:51 PM
mixtape or stfu

IronMexican
05-10-2011, 07:58 PM
You know 21 Blessings is playing possum right?

Isitjustme?
05-10-2011, 08:00 PM
You know 21 Blessings is playing possum right?

Que?

Ace
05-10-2011, 08:01 PM
mixtape or stfu

What's with your strange obsession with Mono rapping? You like his skills or just the sound of his voice?

ElNono
05-10-2011, 08:01 PM
You know 21 Blessings is playing possum right?

Still waiting for the motherfucking backdoor sweep?

Giuseppe
05-10-2011, 08:04 PM
Still waiting for the motherfucking backdoor sweep?


Bend over. I'll give ya a f'in' backdoor sweep.

Ace
05-10-2011, 08:04 PM
Still waiting for the motherfucking backdoor sweep?

Still trying to figure out what went wrong. Bynum was healthy afterall....

Axe Murderer
05-10-2011, 08:05 PM
MISLABEL ALERT - there is ANAL here. And leaving out the ANAL tag on a Sharka Blue scene is a felony in some states. . .or should be. After a great blowjob, Sharka pussy fucks and ass fucks with high energy, riding the cock like she`s in the National Rodeo championship. Minor gripe 1) No sound. Minor gripe 2) Although she does finish the guy off by jerking his cock into her mouth, his load might be able to cover his toothbrush. Still, its Sharka, great ANAL, and finish = DVD D / L/

Nintendo's Legend of Zelda franchise over the years has defined a genre, first revolutionizing the action-adventure and then evolving it with several critically acclaimed sequels spanning multiple console and handheld platforms. For many, the Zelda brand represents the pinnacle of gaming, a perfect convergence of polished design, tightly crafted control and beautiful presentation. Indeed, the N64 Ocarina of Time is widely considered the best videogame ever created.

So to say that the GameCube Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker has a lot to live up to is, simply put, the understatement of the year.

And yet, Nintendo delivers. Director Eiji Aonuma's latest offering is a breathtakingly epic romp into a dramatically changed world 100 years after the events in the N64 classic. Wind Waker masterfully baits and hooks us in with its scope and host of improvements over previous Zelda titles, and then it takes us on a long, ultimately satisfying voyage across troubled seas, into dangerous dungeons and against unforgiving foes. It's not a game without flaws -- there are a few minor shortcomings to speak of, but where it succeeds, it is absolutely unparalleled. GameCube owners, Link is back.

The Facts
Epic 3D action-adventure from Nintendo/EAD director Eiji Aonuma
Become legendary hero Link and set out on an all-new quest 100 years after the Ocarina of Time
Explore a gargantuan-sized world on foot or sail across the seas on Link's own boat
Polished, tight real-time combat mechanics mingle with exploration, puzzle-solving and dungeon action
Use a variety of weapons and items including Link's famous master sword
Change the direction of the wind with Link's Wind Waker and then sail with it
Fight massive bosses scattered throughout the world
20+ hours of gameplay and as much as twice that for completionists
GCN-to-GBA link functionality
Runs in progressive scan mode
Supports Dolby Pro Logic II
Requires 12 memory blocks for saves
Video Review Available!

Once you're done reading the full text review of the game, be sure to watch and listen to Matt's detailed video review:
Download now: Wind Waker Video Review

Gameplay
It's Link's birthday and he's walked to his grandmother's house to get a present, a green costume that is given to every boy after they've reached a certain age on his home of Outset Island. It's a tradition, for there was once a great hero who donned the same outfit and fought away a dark evil that threatened to rule the land. Little does Link know that before the end of the day his sister will be kidnapped, he will embark on a long and troubled quest with a group of pirates, and by the time his journey has truly ended he too will be a legend. Wind Waker's story, like so many Nintendo games, let alone Zelda titles, initially revolves around rescuing the damsel in distress. But, as players advance, there will be delightfully unexpected twists and turns that separate this adventure from the norm. The character will encounter recognizable figures from the past, meet new friends, and likewise visit both familiar and completely fresh locations. Final Fantasy this is not, but Wind Waker's story nonetheless can and often does charm with a splash of good-natured cute, a pinch of dark and moody, and a still a pinch more of intense action.

Gamers must for a moment forget that Wind Waker looks totally different from Ocarina of Time because in actuality these two games are very much alike. The GameCube adventure is clearly inspired by its N64 predecessor where design and play mechanics are concerned. Link once again travels through an immense world -- except this time not by horse, but by boat. The character is still called upon to solve countless environmental puzzles, to drudge through dungeons, to engage in fierce combat with enemies, to learn spells, to use a variety of weapons and items and more. It all still controls and moves along at a pace that will be d¿j¿ vu for anyone who's swung the Master Sword at Ganon in the past. In fact, everything from the way in which Link is maneuvered to the lock-on battle camera and the very way players can assign individual items like the boomerang and hookshot to specific buttons is all almost identical to Ocarina of Time -- a good thing.

IronMexican
05-10-2011, 08:06 PM
Que?

My bad joke just went way over your head.

He made a thread with the almost same title about the Lakers

Veterinarian
05-10-2011, 08:08 PM
Nintendo's Legend of Zelda franchise over the years has defined a genre, first revolutionizing the action-adventure and then evolving it with several critically acclaimed sequels spanning multiple console and handheld platforms. For many, the Zelda brand represents the pinnacle of gaming, a perfect convergence of polished design, tightly crafted control and beautiful presentation. Indeed, the N64 Ocarina of Time is widely considered the best videogame ever created.

So to say that the GameCube Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker has a lot to live up to is, simply put, the understatement of the year.

And yet, Nintendo delivers. Director Eiji Aonuma's latest offering is a breathtakingly epic romp into a dramatically changed world 100 years after the events in the N64 classic. Wind Waker masterfully baits and hooks us in with its scope and host of improvements over previous Zelda titles, and then it takes us on a long, ultimately satisfying voyage across troubled seas, into dangerous dungeons and against unforgiving foes. It's not a game without flaws -- there are a few minor shortcomings to speak of, but where it succeeds, it is absolutely unparalleled. GameCube owners, Link is back.

The Facts
Epic 3D action-adventure from Nintendo/EAD director Eiji Aonuma
Become legendary hero Link and set out on an all-new quest 100 years after the Ocarina of Time
Explore a gargantuan-sized world on foot or sail across the seas on Link's own boat
Polished, tight real-time combat mechanics mingle with exploration, puzzle-solving and dungeon action
Use a variety of weapons and items including Link's famous master sword
Change the direction of the wind with Link's Wind Waker and then sail with it
Fight massive bosses scattered throughout the world
20+ hours of gameplay and as much as twice that for completionists
GCN-to-GBA link functionality
Runs in progressive scan mode
Supports Dolby Pro Logic II
Requires 12 memory blocks for saves
Video Review Available!

Once you're done reading the full text review of the game, be sure to watch and listen to Matt's detailed video review:
Download now: Wind Waker Video Review

Gameplay
It's Link's birthday and he's walked to his grandmother's house to get a present, a green costume that is given to every boy after they've reached a certain age on his home of Outset Island. It's a tradition, for there was once a great hero who donned the same outfit and fought away a dark evil that threatened to rule the land. Little does Link know that before the end of the day his sister will be kidnapped, he will embark on a long and troubled quest with a group of pirates, and by the time his journey has truly ended he too will be a legend. Wind Waker's story, like so many Nintendo games, let alone Zelda titles, initially revolves around rescuing the damsel in distress. But, as players advance, there will be delightfully unexpected twists and turns that separate this adventure from the norm. The character will encounter recognizable figures from the past, meet new friends, and likewise visit both familiar and completely fresh locations. Final Fantasy this is not, but Wind Waker's story nonetheless can and often does charm with a splash of good-natured cute, a pinch of dark and moody, and a still a pinch more of intense action.

Gamers must for a moment forget that Wind Waker looks totally different from Ocarina of Time because in actuality these two games are very much alike. The GameCube adventure is clearly inspired by its N64 predecessor where design and play mechanics are concerned. Link once again travels through an immense world -- except this time not by horse, but by boat. The character is still called upon to solve countless environmental puzzles, to drudge through dungeons, to engage in fierce combat with enemies, to learn spells, to use a variety of weapons and items and more. It all still controls and moves along at a pace that will be d¿j¿ vu for anyone who's swung the Master Sword at Ganon in the past. In fact, everything from the way in which Link is maneuvered to the lock-on battle camera and the very way players can assign individual items like the boomerang and hookshot to specific buttons is all almost identical to Ocarina of Time -- a good thing.

If surreal means artsy smartsy crapola, the this piece of unadulterated garbage qualifies, What a complete waste of the beauteous sex kitten Brigitte B. I`ve been waiting 6 months for a scene from her and I get this shit? The 1st 1/3 of the scene is in slow motion. The rest is shot in glaring light and shadows ( I guess thats what makes it surreal). Only saving point is an oral creampie. Verdict - D/L the last 2:00 and PASS the rest.

Isitjustme?
05-10-2011, 08:13 PM
My bad joke just went way over your head.

He made a thread with the almost same title about the Lakers

:lol I saw that thread when it was bumped.

rayjayjohnson
05-10-2011, 08:55 PM
What's with your strange obsession with Mono rapping? You like his skills or just the sound of his voice?

He's a douchebag whiteboy who raps on the Internet, yet thinks he's cool.

dirk4mvp
05-10-2011, 08:56 PM
and you think about him and show your friends his song :rollin

rayjayjohnson
05-10-2011, 09:02 PM
i think about the black eyed peas occasionally too, and i hope they get cancer and die as well.

and i showed his shitty freestyle the same way i'd show a picture of your girlfriend - shock value.

rayjayjohnson
05-10-2011, 09:16 PM
maybe he's a snitch
his mother is a witch
his rhymes leave me in stitch...



....es

there you go mono. put that over a phat beat so they'll bump it in their caddies.


:lmao "rapper"

rayjayjohnson
05-10-2011, 09:40 PM
grab the keys to his whip on my way out
but not til i turn his little sis and his moms out
skank bitches turning tricks, son there's no doubt
this bitch mono don't know what we talkin bout

Findog
05-10-2011, 09:49 PM
Lakers got this in 9 /21 Blessings

rayjayjohnson
05-10-2011, 09:52 PM
tyson chandler be layin out this lil bitch
he like a case of crabs, son he make my dick itch
fairweather faggot running mouth like a lil snitch
just last round he said he's done with the Mavericks.

Ace
05-10-2011, 10:12 PM
He's a douchebag whiteboy who raps on the Internet, yet thinks he's cool.

Could be worse, he could be an Australian Nuggets fan...

Ace
05-10-2011, 10:13 PM
tyson chandler be layin out this lil bitch
he like a case of crabs, son he make my dick itch
fairweather faggot running mouth like a lil snitch
just last round he said he's done with the Mavericks.

Ok I was wrong. An Australian rapper :lmao

rayjayjohnson
05-10-2011, 10:15 PM
Difference is I don't pretend to be a rapper and talk about my "mixtapes".

:lmao "rapper"

rayjayjohnson
05-10-2011, 11:10 PM
:lol