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cheguevara
05-11-2011, 09:18 AM
:lmao 38 year old bag of shit starting PG for the Lakers :lmao

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/rumors/post/Derek-Fisher-not-retiring?urn=nba-352803

"(Retirement's) not even a thought," Fisher said Tuesday, the Orange County Register reports.

As for his Lakers, Fisher thinks the current roster could snag a championship next year if it can stay together: "I'd take the same exact group of guys and line ‘em up and lace ‘em up and we'd get the job done," Fisher said, the Register reports. "That's what I believe can and will happen."

:lol starting to sound like senile old man Pop

IronMexican
05-11-2011, 09:20 AM
Fuck. Looks like the tired old shitbag 2010-2011 team will remain intact for 2011-2012

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 09:22 AM
"(Retirement's) not even a thought," Fisher said Tuesday, the Orange County Register reports.

As for his Lakers, Fisher thinks the current roster could snag a championship next year if it can stay together: "I'd take the same exact group of guys and line ‘em up and lace ‘em up and we'd get the job done," Fisher said, the Register reports. "That's what I believe can and will happen."

Let us proceed...

Mex, you stand over with Acme, in the asshole area.

TheManFromAcme
05-11-2011, 09:23 AM
I may have to genuinely agree with you this time Che :bang

give it up Fish. love ya but yous gotta go....

Muser
05-11-2011, 09:27 AM
He's good for a bench role, but not starting.

cheguevara
05-11-2011, 09:28 AM
He's good for a bench role, but not starting.

same as Timmy

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 09:30 AM
same as the tired old shit bag Timmy

Get some.:lmao

cheguevara
05-11-2011, 09:32 AM
Get some.:lmao

I agree with you. I unlike you, am not in denial of the bags of shit in my team. You have 2

Muser
05-11-2011, 09:34 AM
klassic kubby

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 09:40 AM
I agree with you.

You f'in' right you do.

cheguevara
05-11-2011, 09:41 AM
Bags of shit

Lakers 2

Spurs 1

jag
05-11-2011, 09:44 AM
Culburn, who you gonna root for when the Lakers are a lottery team? The suns?

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 09:44 AM
Bags of shit

Lakers 2

Spurs 1

Crawl, motherf'er, crawl!!

redzero
05-11-2011, 09:45 AM
Derek Fisher is going to feed a lot of opposing point guards' families next season.

LkrFan
05-11-2011, 09:46 AM
Fish: 5
TP: 3

cheguevara
05-11-2011, 09:46 AM
Crawl, motherf'er, crawl!!

:rolleyes lame

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 09:48 AM
Culburn, who you gonna root for when the Lakers are a lottery team? The suns?

I shouldn't even be here to read this question according to you, Jaggy.

But, I am here. And I did lodge 500 posts on Mother's Day Massacre, & lived to tell.

& you could do nary a thing about it.

Put that in your smoke, & pipe it, Jagoff.

lmmassacredao!!!

jag
05-11-2011, 09:48 AM
Derek Fisher is going to feed a lot of opposing point guards' families next season.

:lol

jag
05-11-2011, 09:49 AM
But, I am here. And I did lodge 500 posts on Mother's Day Massacre, & lived to tell.



You bet your sweet ass it was a massacre.

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 09:50 AM
Fish: 5
TP: 3

LF, unlike the Mex & Acme acting like somebody.

Proud of ya, boy.

- "Never, ever give up."

- Jim Valvano - stomach full of cancer.

LkrFan
05-11-2011, 09:52 AM
Culburn, who you gonna root for when the Lakers are a lottery team? The suns?

When will that be? It has happened like 4 times in their history. The 4th time was a tanking "to draft a HS kid that I don't want to see on another team in a few years" (MK comments on Bynum to Laker season ticket holders in a town hall meeting right before the draft).

The Lakers won't be in the lottery for a long time. There will always be a star in LA. Might not be a HOF star, but a star nonetheless. The only time you will see LA in the lottery would be strategic or because they made a trade that netted them a lotto pick.

jag
05-11-2011, 09:55 AM
I guess I should have said "fringe playoff team fighting for 8th place."

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 09:55 AM
You bet your sweet ass it was a massacre.

& I survived it. I built my triple redoubt like in "Zulu"---and took you fucks as you came in.

I vowed to defend The Skunker with every fiber of my being and I f'in' did it.

:ihit

LkrFan
05-11-2011, 09:55 AM
LF, unlike the Mex & Acme acting like somebody.

Proud of ya, boy.

- "Never, ever give up."

- Jim Valvano - stomach full of cancer.

Oh you know it. I'm just laying in the cut right now watching these hyenas come out in droves now that the Lakers' season is done. The funny part is the Lakers now have an unusual long 6-month summer to heal, rest up, and come back stronger than ever next year. Plus, there will be improvements via trade and from within so we will be right back in the thick of things next year. The Spurs on the other hand can't make that claim.

cheguevara
05-11-2011, 09:57 AM
& I survived it. I built my triple redoubt like in "Zulu"---and took you fucks as you came in.

I vowed to defend The Skunker with every fiber of my being and I f'in' did it.

:ihit

the Skunker aint shit vs. the Holocaust

LkrFan
05-11-2011, 09:58 AM
I guess I should have said "fringe playoff team fighting for 8th place."

...and you would be wrong again. As currently constructed, this team can win 50-55 games next year. But the thing is it won't be the same next year. There will be changes to upgrade athleticism and youth. These were two major factors that killed their bid for a 3 peat.

jag
05-11-2011, 09:59 AM
& I survived it. I built my triple redoubt like in "Zulu"---and took you fucks as you came in.

I vowed to defend The Skunker with every fiber of my being and I f'in' did it.

:ihit

Remember the last time you tried to do that? Kori made an example out of your old and delusional ass.



Giuseppe - Simmer down with the repetitive crap. Quit Hatin' was banned tonight. I'm sure you don't want to join him, right?


Right.

Understood.

Good night.


And I respectfully acknowledged & accepted her admonition.

It was very gracious of Kori to grant me a warning. Under the circumstances she didn't have to do that.

cheguevara
05-11-2011, 10:00 AM
:lol classic Jag

cheguevara
05-11-2011, 10:01 AM
...and you would be wrong again. As currently constructed, this team can win 50-55 games next year. But the thing is it won't be the same next year. There will be changes to upgrade athleticism and youth. These were two major factors that killed their bid for a 3 peat.

not according to Fisher.

the bags of shit + Gasol + Tits + Kardashian are not going anywhere.

good luck trying to move Artest and the rest of the killer Bees :lmao

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:03 AM
Remember the last time you tried to do that? Kori made an example out of your old and delusional ass.

Well, this time The Princess knew I was hurtin' fer certain & allowed me to vent my adorable spleen.

Kor I Ellis

jag
05-11-2011, 10:07 AM
Well, this time The Princess knew I was hurtin' fer certain & allowed me to vent my adorable spleen.

Kor I Ellis

She was about to send you and your spleen back to AZ Central just like she did Culburn369 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17061).

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:14 AM
She was about to send you and your spleen back to AZ Central just like she did Culburn369 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17061).

& she took mercy on me because she knew I was in a bad place and I deserved to rant & rave in the shadows of Mother's Day Massacre. I'd been angry at The Princess after she threw me unceremoniously out of the 2nd Floor Upstairs window after 8. I admit it. But, she restored my faith in her with her restraint during Mother's Day Massacre.

& in the spirit of reconciliation of this past Mother's Day:::

Barren no more

Kori rises at the cause of the tumult below
Quietly she closes the door behind her
They are both asleep
She descends the staircase
Her shorty nightgown awash in teal blue
"Shouldn't you be eating that cereal in your mom's basement?”
she queries
The black framed plasma drenched in Laker gold
"What happened to my reinstatement, girl?"
he queries
The plasma Hellish sharp as the ball rockets out to Horry
"Tim says 'no.'"
she rapidly retorts
The plasma defiantly glares as Horry says nary a word
Luva rises in Los Angeles
She ascends the staircase
the child, their child,
sound & safe above
Kori, barren no more

- Giuseppe

Ghazi
05-11-2011, 10:15 AM
"Shhhhhhhhh"

-me, to Guiseppe

Tinystarz
05-11-2011, 10:21 AM
:lmao 38 year old bag of shit starting PG for the Lakers :lmao

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/rumors/post/Derek-Fisher-not-retiring?urn=nba-352803

"(Retirement's) not even a thought," Fisher said Tuesday, the Orange County Register reports.

As for his Lakers, Fisher thinks the current roster could snag a championship next year if it can stay together: "I'd take the same exact group of guys and line ‘em up and lace ‘em up and we'd get the job done," Fisher said, the Register reports. "That's what I believe can and will happen."

:lol starting to sound like senile old man Pop




ouch...

how you taking that Lake fans?





































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Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:22 AM
ouch...

how you taking that Lake fans?

You got no room, sweetcheeks.

O & Pippen!

jag
05-11-2011, 10:25 AM
& she took mercy on me because she knew I was in a bad place and I deserved to rant & rave in the shadows of Mother's Day Massacre.

Her taking mercy on you had less to do with pity and more to do with her fear for any boys under the age of 11 in the greater Phoenix area. God only knows what you would have done had she Culburn369'd you after the Massacre.

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:30 AM
Her taking mercy on you had less to do with pity and more to do with her fear for any boys under the age of 11 in the greater Phoenix area. God only knows what you would have done had she Culburn369'd you after the Massacre.

:rolleyes

Tinystarz
05-11-2011, 10:30 AM
You got no room, sweetcheeks.

O & Pippen!

u take that.

I take this:

kobe 5


n


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Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:31 AM
u take that.

I take this:

kobe 5


n


http://i53.tinypic.com/fn5wfs.gif

O & Pippen, sugarbritches!

Bill_Brasky
05-11-2011, 10:35 AM
& I survived it. I built my triple redoubt like in "Zulu"---and took you fucks as you came in.

I vowed to defend The Skunker with every fiber of my being and I f'in' did it.

:ihit

The Skunker!!!

Tinystarz
05-11-2011, 10:37 AM
O & Pippen, sugarbritches!

:lol u love this huh u ol coot.

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:43 AM
:lol u love this huh u ol coot.

You are mighty fetching when you're busting what's left of my snuts.

A. have you ever seen an almost 60 year old man naked? & B. would you like to?

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:43 AM
The Skunker!!!

The Skunker!!!!

hater
05-11-2011, 10:44 AM
The Lakers Front office might have to mass purchase these sports adult diapers:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41BW%2Btsl1aL._AA300_.jpg

NASpurs
05-11-2011, 10:44 AM
You are mighty fetching when you're busting what's left of my snuts.

A. have you ever seen an almost 60 year old man naked? & B. would you like to?

Must suck to have your balls hit the floor when you take off the diaper.

Bill_Brasky
05-11-2011, 10:45 AM
The Skunker!!!!

The Skunker!!!!!

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:46 AM
The Skunker!!!!!

The Skunker!!!

DMC
05-11-2011, 10:46 AM
Fish is in great shape, though older. I wouldn't retire either. If the team is willing to give him millions for playing, more power to him.

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:47 AM
Must suck to have your balls hit the floor when you take off the diaper.

Either that, or, they're up by my belly button.:depressed

Bill_Brasky
05-11-2011, 10:49 AM
The Skunker!!!

The Skunker!!!!

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:49 AM
Fish is in great shape, though older. I wouldn't retire either. If the team is willing to give him millions for playing, more power to him.

One failure does not indicate a trend. If we fail again next year, then yes, wholesale changes would be warranted. Absent that, stay the course.

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:49 AM
The Skunker!!!!

The Skunker!!!

Bill_Brasky
05-11-2011, 10:51 AM
The Skunker!!!

The Skunker!!!!

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:52 AM
The Skunker!!!!

The Skunker!!!

Bill_Brasky
05-11-2011, 10:53 AM
The Skunker!!!

The Skunker!!!!

Tinystarz
05-11-2011, 10:55 AM
You are mighty fetching when you're busting what's left of my snuts.

A. have you ever seen an almost 60 year old man naked? & B. would you like to?

o cubb,excited are we..


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Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:56 AM
o cubb,excited are we..


http://i56.tinypic.com/2nrmqdl.gif

My mind is tumescent that's for certain. My loins are tardy though.

DMC
05-11-2011, 10:57 AM
One failure does not indicate a trend. If we fail again next year, then yes, wholesale changes would be warranted. Absent that, stay the course.
I would agree if you lost in 6 or 7 games. You were swept. That's not a missed shot or injury thing.

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 10:57 AM
The Skunker!!!!

The Skunker!!!

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 11:00 AM
I would agree if you lost in 6 or 7 games. You were swept. That's not a missed shot or injury thing.

That's an indicator to us fans, but, not to the principles involved...i.e., The Memorial Day Massacre indicated nothing.

Bill_Brasky
05-11-2011, 11:03 AM
The Skunker!!!

The Skunker!!!!

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 11:08 AM
The Skunker!!!!

The Skunker!!!

Bill_Brasky
05-11-2011, 11:10 AM
The Skunker!!!

The Skunker!!!!

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 11:13 AM
The Skunker!!!!

The Skunker!!!

jag
05-11-2011, 11:15 AM
The Skunker!!!

:rolleyes

Bill_Brasky
05-11-2011, 11:16 AM
The Skunker!!!

The Skunker!!!!

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 11:17 AM
The Skunker!!!!

The Skunker!!!

spursfaninla
05-11-2011, 11:28 AM
You guys are funny but stupid.

TheMACHINE
05-11-2011, 11:30 AM
tbh, Fisher doesnt have to retire, he just needs to be a bench player.

Bill_Brasky
05-11-2011, 11:41 AM
The Skunker!!!

The Skunker!!!!

Leetonidas
05-11-2011, 11:45 AM
Good luck getting the new coach to play his pathetic ass.

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 11:57 AM
The Skunker!!!!

The Skunker!!!

Bill_Brasky
05-11-2011, 12:08 PM
The Skunker!!!

The Skunker!!!!

Spurtacus
05-11-2011, 12:11 PM
Fuck. Looks like the tired old shitbag 2010-2011 team will remain intact for 2011-2012

:toast

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 12:13 PM
The Skunker!!!!

The Skunker!!!

hater
05-11-2011, 12:14 PM
Paging Kori. Repetitive shit alert! Time to ban him again :)

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 12:16 PM
Paging Kori. Repetitive shit. Time to ban him again :)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42924000/jpg/_42924117_noseaward203.jpg

cobbler
05-11-2011, 12:20 PM
Fish just needs to be the guy that fathers the team from the bench.

His staying or leaving will not make a big difference in next years outcome on the floor.

Couple of tweaks and were contenders. Spurs, not so much.

The Gemini Method
05-11-2011, 12:22 PM
He can be a backup--no way should he be starting any longer.

cheguevara
05-11-2011, 12:34 PM
so who starts lakerfan?

eric365
05-11-2011, 02:58 PM
Remember last summer when Lebron tried to get him to the heat.

He should be happy now that Fisher refused :lol

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 03:36 PM
Remember last summer when Lebron tried to get him to the heat.

He should be happy now that Fisher refused :lol

Good reminder, Eric. That's seems like 5 years ago now.

Good lodgement!

midnightpulp
05-11-2011, 03:37 PM
Good reminder, Eric. That's seems like 5 years ago now.

Good lodgement!

I want my money.

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 03:40 PM
I want my money.

I want to be 23 again. We're both SOL.

NewcastleKEG
05-11-2011, 04:41 PM
Obstacle #1 for New Lakers coach: Convince Kobe his butt buddy should only be playing 5-10 minutes a game

dirk4mvp
05-11-2011, 04:43 PM
I want to be 23 again. We're both SOL.

The Viets would love that.

Fabbs
05-11-2011, 04:55 PM
:lmao 38 year old bag of shit starting PG for the Lakers :lmao

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/rumors/post/Derek-Fisher-not-retiring?urn=nba-352803

"(Retirement's) not even a thought," Fisher said Tuesday, the Orange County Register reports.

As for his Lakers, Fisher thinks the current roster could snag a championship next year if it can stay together: "I'll service every ref in the league and Stern too as usual, then we'd get the job done," Fisher said, the Register reports. "That's what I believe can and will happen."

:lol starting to sound like senile old man Pop
fixed

DMC
05-11-2011, 05:41 PM
That's an indicator to us fans, but, not to the principles involved...i.e., The Memorial Day Massacre indicated nothing.
There's no way you can know that, because you are a fan.

You cannot argue from two different points of view.

LkrFan
05-11-2011, 05:46 PM
I want to be 23 again. We're both SOL.

Not a dimePERIOD! :lmao

Giuseppe
05-11-2011, 05:58 PM
There's no way you can know that, because you are a fan.

You cannot argue from two different points of view.

Of course "we" can. That's the great thing about something (NBA) that's stand for nothing and means absolutely everything to "us." "We're" harmless upon gross examination.

Banzai
05-11-2011, 07:23 PM
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