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cantthinkofanything
05-11-2011, 04:08 PM
This sounds crazy but my wife was shopping at HEB and ran into Matt Bonner in the tampon aisle. She was hesitant to approach him at first because she didn’t know if he was still upset after the first round exit. Luckily he broke the ice to ask her if the Playtex Gentile Glides were simple to use and if he would have trouble using them with his dinosaur arms.

She took the opportunity to tell him that her husband (ME) is a huge Spurs fan. He thanked her for the kind words and that he has really enjoyed making a lot of money in San Antonio. She asked him his thoughts about what the Spurs could have done to win the series against Memphis. She said that he looked confused and said he really hadn’t thought about it for several weeks.

Later she ran into him again buying Meow Mix. She said “hi again”. But Matt didn’t recognize her.
dbestpro
05-11-2011, 05:08 PM
You know wy too much about tampons.
Cessation
05-11-2011, 05:12 PM
lol makes sense, quality thread, tbh :toast
spurs_fan_in_exile
05-11-2011, 05:59 PM
Gentile Glides? are they made of pork?

The difference is the Kosher Glides are unleavened. That's why they sell so much better. Less chance of a yeast infection.
Chachachango
05-11-2011, 06:02 PM
You know wy too much about tampons.

:lol i agree.
Spurtacus
05-11-2011, 06:03 PM
Now I understand why he's called the Red Rocket.
ajballer4
05-11-2011, 08:00 PM
Now I understand why he's called the Red Rocket.

Post of the year.
4>0rings
05-11-2011, 08:29 PM
Now I understand why he's called the Red Rocket.
:lol
Splits
05-11-2011, 09:30 PM
Was he speaking Brazilian?
cantthinkofanything
05-11-2011, 09:57 PM
Was he speaking Brazilian?

Matt Bonner in the tampon aisle speaking Brazilian.
Sounds like a bad acid trip.
TE
05-11-2011, 11:38 PM
:lmao
Chief
05-12-2011, 03:09 AM
Matt Bonner in the tampon aisle speaking Brazilian.
Sounds like a bad acid trip.

:lol

came out of nowhere
RuffnReadyOzStyle
05-12-2011, 05:55 AM
This sounds crazy but my wife was shopping at HEB and ran into Matt Bonner in the tampon aisle. She was hesitant to approach him at first because she didn’t know if he was still upset after the first round exit. Luckily he broke the ice to ask her if the Playtex Gentile Glides were simple to use and if he would have trouble using them with his dinosaur arms.

She took the opportunity to tell him that her husband (ME) is a huge Spurs fan. He thanked her for the kind words and that he has really enjoyed making a lot of money in San Antonio. She asked him his thoughts about what the Spurs could have done to win the series against Memphis. She said that he looked confused and said he really hadn’t thought about it for several weeks.

Later she ran into him again buying Meow Mix. She said “hi again”. But Matt didn’t recognize her.


WIN.


The difference is the Kosher Glides are unleavened. That's why they sell so much better. Less chance of a yeast infection.

Where you been, funny man? :lol

PS I don't dislike Bonner - he is who he is and he does hios best to maximise his talent. The PROBLEM is that Pop seems to think he's Big Shot Rob.
100%duncan
05-12-2011, 06:18 AM
releveant thread, should be voted for thread of the year, imo
cantthinkofanything
05-12-2011, 08:57 AM
Gentile Glides? are they made of pork?

LMAO. 13 hours later and I finally know what the hell you guys were talking about. I debated correcting the OP but maybe it's funnier this way. Damn good thing I'm not in charge of packaging or anything important.
SenorSpur
05-12-2011, 09:40 AM
In the words of Carlos Esteves (aka Charlie Sheen), "WINNING!"
lefty
05-12-2011, 10:29 AM
THis thread :lmao
YoMamaIsCallin
05-12-2011, 12:03 PM
Well he was in the perfect Isle, he plays like he uses them so....

Oh. HA HA HA! I didn't get that until you explained it. Thanks.
YoMamaIsCallin
05-12-2011, 12:09 PM
This sounds crazy but my wife was shopping at HEB and ran into Matt Bonner in the tampon aisle.

I'd like to see you defend Dirk and Z Bo. I'm sure you'd do a much better job, since you don't shop for tampons or own a cat.
YoMamaIsCallin
05-12-2011, 12:10 PM
Post of the year.

A dick joke is post of the year? Seriously ?
tp2021
05-12-2011, 12:30 PM
Oh. HA HA HA! I didn't get that until you explained it. Thanks.


A dick joke is post of the year? Seriously ?

Apparently, you do need the joke explained.
cantthinkofanything
05-12-2011, 12:31 PM
I'd like to see you defend Dirk and Z Bo. I'm sure you'd do a much better job, since you don't shop for tampons or own a cat.

OK Matt. Calm down. Just conveying some info to the board here.
cantthinkofanything
01-19-2012, 01:06 AM
bumping for the poster wondering where he might run into Bonner