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Steve Jobs
05-13-2011, 03:25 PM
5/11/2011 - ESPN.com

Los Angeles - Uncharacteristic of Bryant, he openly made it known to Lakaluva that he wants Bynum out of town.

"Yo Dawg, I hate de Bynum cheapshot dirt sgasfsfs"

Unfortunately the rest of his incoherent babble revolved around Miami and something about meeting them in the finals.

He them proceeded to watch clips of himself dunking on his new iPad2 purchased from a nearby Apple Store before stripping naked and leg humping our reporter, aka Lakaluva.

Embarrased, kobe left the scene and forgot his iPad2. It was later reported he came back and stole Bynum's iPad 2.
TheManFromAcme
05-13-2011, 03:29 PM
:wtf
Sisk
05-13-2011, 03:34 PM
-10/10
The Gemini Method
05-13-2011, 03:34 PM
Whatever you're on...I would like to take and be on, too.
lefty
05-13-2011, 03:42 PM
I'm gonna have what OP is having
Giuseppe
05-13-2011, 04:03 PM
I'm gonna have what OP is having

Figures. The OP is sitting on a 14 incher.
TimDunkem
05-13-2011, 04:09 PM
Figures. The OP is sitting on a 14 incher.
:rollin
lefty
05-13-2011, 04:10 PM
Figures. The OP is sitting on a 14 incher.
Fuck you :lol
mavsfan1000
05-13-2011, 04:12 PM
:lol
davethedope
05-13-2011, 05:11 PM
that was funny tho
IronMexican
05-13-2011, 05:16 PM
Cubby saves the thread.
Giuseppe
05-13-2011, 05:20 PM
:lol
Drewlius
05-13-2011, 05:26 PM
Figures. The OP is sitting on a 14 incher.

:owned
Nick Manning
05-13-2011, 06:10 PM
Figures. The OP is sitting on a 14 incher.

:rollin
easy7
05-13-2011, 06:48 PM
Figures. The OP is sitting on a 14 incher.

:lmao :lmao :lmao
lefty
05-13-2011, 07:02 PM
:owned

Badly
Bill_Brasky
05-13-2011, 07:03 PM
Guiseppe
Bito Corleone
05-13-2011, 07:18 PM
Figures. The OP is sitting on a 14 incher.
:lmao By far your best ever use of that line.
LkrFan
05-15-2011, 06:44 AM
http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bynumtoon1.jpg

:lol
rayjayjohnson
05-15-2011, 06:49 AM
If those were true representations of laker fans they would've left early to beat traffic
Gutter92
05-15-2011, 07:12 AM
Figures. The OP is sitting on a 14 incher.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qIF8Z2salKQ/TUt09_1oKDI/AAAAAAAAAqA/niO9FcMcINw/s1600/occupational%2Btherapy%2Bstudent%2Bblog%2Bchairs.j pg
Leetonidas
05-15-2011, 10:29 AM
what is this i don't even
ohmwrecker
05-15-2011, 10:48 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTOEXf6KOrCJSVNAOkO5y62XvdTHCnN8 Q97MSHQ1VBpq0u5qsGHlQ
endrity
05-15-2011, 02:29 PM
Figures. The OP is sitting on a 14 incher.

absolutely the best troll line in here in a loooong time

you deserve a :lobt:
Giuseppe
05-15-2011, 02:32 PM
I'd settle for a Silver Award.