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Cant_Be_Faded
06-09-2005, 12:41 PM
This show is one of the greatest of all time.
They just got done showing the classic "quilt" episode.
One thing i noticed after it was over.....Steve Urkel had absolutely no part in it!!!
Another thing, jesus christ they made Eddie so freaking stupid in the early episodes its almost annoying. Judy is just like so in the way, its no wonder they got rid of her ass.
Do you guys like:
early family matters with young eddie
early-mid family matters when laura got hotter and urkel's part was bigger
late-mid family matters where urkel was the main character and they said "steve! steve!" like 55 times per episode
or late family matters where urkel and laura were married and eddie was like 6'5" and 260 lbs
mookie2001
06-09-2005, 12:45 PM
i just like the ones where laura dresses like a slutbag, which is curiously right after she developed a nice body, and that zach randolph is like 6-8 290lbs in the later ones, i hate steve though, he's one of the worst characters in tv history, the great thing about FM is how predictable they all are
Cant_Be_Faded
06-09-2005, 12:53 PM
bull shit you dont like steve
can you honestly say you dont laugh every time they show the episode where steve throws a beachball onto the garage shelf and the entire thing comes crashing down in slow motion???
or when steve first showed Karl his little red and white "car" and asked karl to teach him how to drive?
Or when he came crashing through the Winslow Roof bc he was skydiving for some reason??
classics
mookie2001
06-09-2005, 12:55 PM
he has cost the winslows millions is home damage, they must have badass insurance
Cant_Be_Faded
06-09-2005, 01:10 PM
while we're on Miller/Boyett productions
they're showing an episode of Step by Step from the later years, where Bowlkie was Carol's Brother.
Except he's not Bowlkie he's a french dude named Jean Luc.
ZStomp
06-09-2005, 01:12 PM
Greatest of all time?
You're kidding right?
Cant_Be_Faded
06-09-2005, 01:13 PM
Greatest of all times?
You're kidding right?
i never kid
Johnny_Blaze_47
06-09-2005, 01:33 PM
while we're on Miller/Boyett productions
they're showing an episode of Step by Step from the later years, where Bowlkie was Carol's Brother.
Except he's not Bowlkie he's a french dude named Jean Luc.
Manu Ginobili, Superstar.
ObiwanGinobili
06-09-2005, 01:52 PM
it's BALKY.
Xolotl
06-09-2005, 01:59 PM
Hey isn't Judy the one that ended up doing porno movies?
ZStomp
06-09-2005, 02:27 PM
For real...for real?
Cant_Be_Faded
06-09-2005, 02:27 PM
Hey isn't Judy the one that ended up doing porno movies?
yes
it's BALKY.
but its pronounced bowlky where the ow sounds like hte ow in how :rolleyes
Manu Ginobili, Superstar.
LOL i remember someone putting him on for that one thread about spurs movie star look alikes...cracked up
Johnny_Blaze_47
06-09-2005, 02:29 PM
For real...for real?
For reals, you 'member. 'Member? You 'member!
Cant_Be_Faded
06-09-2005, 02:31 PM
johnny blaze remember when you publicly threatened Mouse???
LOL :D
Family Matters fucking ROCKS!!!
http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~bgulden/images/stevemug.jpg
And anybody who hasn't played this game HAS TO PLAY IT!!!!
http://psxmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/thankful/urkelbox.jpg
Clandestino
06-09-2005, 04:46 PM
the shows sucks! one of the most annoying ever
Xolotl
06-09-2005, 04:48 PM
the shows sucks! one of the most annoying ever
So I take it your not doing the Urkel? God I can't believe I remember that episode
Cant_Be_Faded
06-09-2005, 05:10 PM
the shows sucks! one of the most annoying ever
Clanedestino would only like family matters if it involved terrorism leading to the rise of a president who claims to be a conservative christian leader
mookie2001
06-09-2005, 11:37 PM
Clanedestino would only like family matters if it involved terrorism leading to the rise of a president who claims to be a conservative christian leader
LOL
steve just isnt a good enough leader
IX_Equilibrium
06-09-2005, 11:42 PM
proof that American comedy is horrible
Lady Marmalade
06-10-2005, 12:18 AM
is this a joke thread?
Xolotl
06-10-2005, 08:11 AM
is this a joke thread?
No thats the sad part I think Can't Be Faded was serious when he said he liked it :lol
Jekka
06-10-2005, 09:41 AM
Clanedestino would only like family matters if it involved terrorism leading to the rise of a president who claims to be a conservative christian leader
:lmao :lol :lol
Clandestino
06-10-2005, 10:44 AM
i don't think anything could make the urkel show interesting or funny or even a tad bit less annoying...
tekdragon
06-10-2005, 05:05 PM
You know what other show was great?
Full House. Oh, and don't forget about Saved by the Bell.
Great writing, great acting, great television.
[/smoking crack]
ZStomp
06-10-2005, 05:37 PM
You know what other show was great?
Full House. Oh, and don't forget about Saved by the Bell.
Great writing, great acting, great television.
[/smoking crack]
:lol :lmao
Cant_Be_Faded
06-10-2005, 06:34 PM
NO this is not a joke thread its a family matters thread
And i never once mentioned great production great acting great writing, etc
The show is fucking funny. If youve never laughed watching family matters, what DO you laugh at? Seventh Heaven? If you want the best, go listen to the fucking backstreet boys and watch One Tree Hill.
The show was/is fucking hilarious. That doesnt mean its annoying, lame, etc
I watch it and it makes me laugh, therefore its funny, and it makes me laugh more than 99.99% of the shit out now, so i still consider it one of the best shows of all time
JoeChalupa
06-10-2005, 06:35 PM
Laura did grow up to be a very attractive woman.
Cant_Be_Faded
06-10-2005, 06:38 PM
Laura did grow up to be a very attractive woman.
yeah, that is one thing i did mention originally
shows that go on for a long long time with youngsters are funny when the characters change alot physically
Like how you mentioned Laura...(except she had that STUPID short short scalp haircut the last 2 seasons, UGH)
And how i mentioned Eddie grew to be 6'4 and swoll like tyson
Also, Steve got to be like 6'3" and his natural voice got so deep that the urkel voice sounded like so forced (much like screech at the end of SBTB)
Little richie became a little thug
And Judy just dissapeared!
Harriet was actually replaced with another actor in the last season
Karl and Mother Winslow were the only characters that didnt change
Experiment2100
06-10-2005, 09:41 PM
Urkel was never supposed to be a character in the show. The first time he was on he was Laura's blind date, and the reaction to him was so great they kept him on.
That last season sucked, Damn CBS, they should have never put Urkel and Laura together, and replacing the mom was stupid. Gramdma owned though.
thispego
06-10-2005, 10:09 PM
!!!!!!!Family Matters Thread Alert!!!!!!!!!
CBF has just called to inform me that he is in Dallas right now at his girlfriends restaurant and the guy who plays Steve Urkel (name?) walked into the building. Anyways, he didnt sound like he was bullshitting, he's gonna try to get an autograph or a picture.
Jaleel White?
UGHHGH Laura Winslow was fine untill she decided to go bald. HOW UGLY!!!
Cant_Be_Faded
06-10-2005, 10:23 PM
OH MY GOD GUYS you are never going to believe this!!!!! I totally just saw Jaleel White at my girlfriends resturant!!!
He was wearing a brown shirt and jeans and eating sushi with this chick
You arent going to believe me but i totally saw him, the hostess would not let me talk or make eye contact with him in any way because BlueFish is a high end resturant and she said it was "rude"
But i seriously saw him and the irony is amazing cuz i was like no way i was just Blogging about Steve Urkel not 5 minutes ago on not 1 but 2 threads!!!!!
Damn CBF calm down, sounds like you're having a heart attack.
:lol
Anyone remeber the Full House Episode where Steve Urkel guest starred aswell as the Step by Step episode.
http://www.kellie-williams.com/tv1/tv_steve2.jpg
Go here for hilarious Family Matters pics:
http://www.kellie-williams.com/zfoto_fm4b.htm
Cant_Be_Faded
06-10-2005, 10:31 PM
i am having a heart attack, those people who worked there, including my gf didnt even know his real name
you think i started this thread as another run-of-the-mill CBF joke thread, but i was serious, i love family matters like no other!!!
Damn now i want to go right back and talk to him..
i dont remember the full house one, but i do remember the Step by Step episode....he crash landed into their house and was Al's date to her dance (she had no date until then) then they gathered 'round the dance floor and did the "Urkel Dance" and then Sasha Mitchell bitch slapped Suzanne Somers
mavsfan1000
06-10-2005, 10:33 PM
Do you remember grandma Urkel who was Larry Johnson. That was pretty funny.
Well in the Full House one ,Steve was on of DJ's friends cousin and he just barged in and had to help Stephanie with her dance so they cruzed on down to the high school*** and did the Urkel.
*** Does anybody else notice that the Highschool in Family Matters, Full House and Step by Step all look the same and in the theme song the singers all have the same voice!!!!!!!
Cant_Be_Faded
06-10-2005, 10:36 PM
no way they did the urkel dance in full house too?????
The Urkel is pretty popular! The one with Larry Johnson was pretty funny. They needed a backup basketball player so Grandmama offered to play and started to dunk on everybody I was ROTFLMAO!!! If I remember correctly they had a lot of basketball episodes Urkel was like Kerr, Eddie was like Jordan and Waldo Geraldo Faldo was the intangible like Ginobili.
Clandestino
06-10-2005, 11:01 PM
i can't believe cbf is all jizzing over urkel! :lmao
mookie2001
06-10-2005, 11:02 PM
CBF you better come correct after Clan scoffs you that hard
Clandestino
06-10-2005, 11:04 PM
CBF you better come correct after Clan scoffs you that hard
there is nothing for him to come correct.. we can all read that cbf has an urkel fetish... it is pretty fucking funny!
mookie2001
06-10-2005, 11:07 PM
there is nothing for him to come correct.. we can all read that cbf has an urkel fetish... it is pretty fucking funny!
LOL i sense some kind of Scarborough comeback
Clandestino
06-10-2005, 11:08 PM
LOL i sense some kind of Scarborough comeback
it won't be until tomorrow... cbf went back to the restaurant to go paparazzi on urkel.
Cant_Be_Faded
06-10-2005, 11:15 PM
it won't be until tomorrow... cbf went back to the restaurant to go paparazzi on urkel.
thats actually pretty funny, but i went to go get a pizza i was too timid to approach my idol
i'd rather jizz on urkel any day than stab my country in the back
mookie2001
10-28-2005, 01:09 PM
NO this is not a joke thread its a family matters thread
And i never once mentioned great production great acting great writing, etc
The show is fucking funny. If youve never laughed watching family matters, what DO you laugh at? Seventh Heaven? If you want the best, go listen to the fucking backstreet boys and watch One Tree Hill.
The show was/is fucking hilarious. That doesnt mean its annoying, lame, etc
I watch it and it makes me laugh, therefore its funny, and it makes me laugh more than 99.99% of the shit out now, so i still consider it one of the best shows of all time:lmao :tu
http://www.kellie-williams.com/fm1/fm5a.jpg
mookie2001
10-28-2005, 01:22 PM
http://www.kellie-williams.com/fm1/fm_darius5.jpg
http://www.nba.com/draft2001/images/players/randolph_head.jpg
http://www.kellie-williams.com/pics/fm3/testfriendship.jpg
http://www.covers.com/images/2004a/randolph_zach041108.jpg
http://www.kellie-williams.com/tv/dariusmccrary.jpg
Useruser666
10-28-2005, 01:23 PM
There were a few episodes that were actually funny. But for the most part, the characters were either way to predictable or the show just fell flat.
Oh and Full House is one of the worst shows in the history of TV. It's like sticking your head into a cotton candy machine while it's running.
mookie2001
10-28-2005, 01:24 PM
full house is horrible
thats why FM is so great
twist a fat one and watch family matters and even if you cant remember what happens you can just guess and watch it happen
midgetonadonkey
10-28-2005, 02:24 PM
Family Matters is pretty sweet. Not the greatest, but it's up there.
CharlieMac
10-28-2005, 02:29 PM
TGIF made sense. My older brother was drunk one time and called Urkel a great actor. My other 3 brothers and I make sure he never forgets that.
batman2883
10-28-2005, 02:36 PM
Did Anyone Ever Notice What Happened To Judy The Little Sister, One Day She Went Upstairs To Play And Never Came Back Down..she Was Written Out Of The Script Because Of Her Mother...she Got Broke And Later Became A Porn Star
Cant_Be_Faded
10-28-2005, 03:16 PM
http://www.kellie-williams.com/fm1/fm_darius5.jpg
http://www.nba.com/draft2001/images/players/randolph_head.jpg
http://www.kellie-williams.com/pics/fm3/testfriendship.jpg
http://www.covers.com/images/2004a/randolph_zach041108.jpg
http://www.kellie-williams.com/tv/dariusmccrary.jpg
there should be no doubt that this is easily spurstalk post of the week, month, and most likely year.
Mixability
10-28-2005, 03:47 PM
it's BALKY.
Actually its Balki. Balki Bartokomous to be exact. You think with search engines, people would never be wrong. :lol
Useruser666
10-28-2005, 03:52 PM
He looks like J R Reid when he was 12 years old.
Mixability
10-28-2005, 03:53 PM
Little richie became a little thug
That little kid got on my last nerve! :pctoss
Michelle Thomas as Urkel's sex-starved girlfriend Myra Monkhouse was smokin though!
I heard she died in 1998 though, RIP.
SpursWoman
10-28-2005, 03:59 PM
Oh and Full House is one of the worst shows in the history of TV. It's like sticking your head into a cotton candy machine while it's running.
:flipoff
Just for that, it's a FH marathon tonight, buddy. :devil :makeout
Gatita
10-28-2005, 04:08 PM
i can't believe cbf is all jizzing over urkel! :lmao
Its true he creamed his pants. :jack
:lol
Kip Fanatic
10-28-2005, 04:56 PM
What the?????
http://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlboulevard/2005/07_juli/entertainment/images/jaleel_white_urkel.jpg
Gatita
10-28-2005, 05:06 PM
What the?????
http://www.rtl.nl/components/actueel/rtlboulevard/2005/07_juli/entertainment/images/jaleel_white_urkel.jpg
:lol
Nice boots.
Cant_Be_Faded
10-28-2005, 05:51 PM
gatita you sure do like to use phallic related words alot
family matters is the fuckin shit!
THEY SHOWED THE QUILT EPISODE TODAY!
THE QUILT EPISODE!!!!
Gatita
10-28-2005, 05:55 PM
gatita you sure do like to use phallic related words alot
family matters is the fuckin shit!
THEY SHOWED THE QUILT EPISODE TODAY!
THE QUILT EPISODE!!!!
And you get your panties wet over men. So what is your point?
We both like dick.
So its settled.
Cant_Be_Faded
10-28-2005, 06:13 PM
whatever, i just appreciate excellent sitcoms
Gatita
10-28-2005, 06:17 PM
whatever, i just appreciate excellent sitcoms
I can respect that.
:makeout
:lol
Cant_Be_Faded
10-28-2005, 06:19 PM
nothing starts a day off better
I wake up, start my Mr. Coffee, get a phone call, answer it, and mookie is out of breath from being so excited
"put it on family matters" he says
I say, "ehhh"
To which he replied, "Guess which episode it is?--The quilt episode! *mookie laugh*"
"Sweet," I say, and quickly rushed to the remote to put it on channel 37.
Lo and behold, little Laura Winslow is preparing the yard sale, in the opening scene to one of the greatest Family Matters ever.
:tu
MY GRANDMA GAVE ME THAT QUILT!!!!
Cant_Be_Faded
10-28-2005, 06:20 PM
The first time he was on he was Laura's blind date, and the reaction to him was so great they kept him on.
Not many people know this.
Cant_Be_Faded
10-28-2005, 06:22 PM
Does anybody remember that episode where Eddie starts a band for the Music Video competition, and he sings that song "I am the Winslow King" ???
hahahahhaha :lmao :lmao :lmao
ZStomp
10-28-2005, 06:48 PM
:lmao
Cant_Be_Faded
10-28-2005, 06:49 PM
how fitting that I started this thread when they showed the Quilt episode, and it gets resurrected when they show the Quilt episode again.
Cant_Be_Faded
10-28-2005, 06:50 PM
Clanedestino would only like family matters if it involved terrorism leading to the rise of a president who claims to be a conservative christian leader
:lmao
damn im freakin hilarious
mookie2001
11-07-2005, 11:49 AM
http://www.kellie-williams.com/fm1/fm_darius5.jpg
http://www.nba.com/draft2001/images/players/randolph_head.jpg
http://www.kellie-williams.com/pics/fm3/testfriendship.jpg
http://www.covers.com/images/2004a/randolph_zach041108.jpg
http://www.kellie-williams.com/tv/dariusmccrary.jpg
mookie2001
12-23-2005, 03:17 PM
watch One Tree Hill.
http://www.wwujd.com/situation6_files/Urkel.jpg
http://psxmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/thankful/urkelbox.jpg
Cant_Be_Faded
12-23-2005, 04:00 PM
Was that from the episode where him and Eddy get thrown in jail
Was that from the episode where him and Eddy get thrown in jail
I don't know what they did to get in. I forgot, I keep on thinking of that episode where Eddie goes in that club and gets overcharged for peanuts, wine, and roses, but that aint the episode where he goes to jail.
Damn!!!! I hate not remembering stuff!!!
chode_regulator
12-23-2005, 04:51 PM
x2 on it being balki. fucking chodes dont even know how to spell the name of perhaps the greatest character on tv ever. and supposedly FM was a spinoff of PS, how i dont know but it is.
lol remember waldo geraldo faldo. :lol
x2 on it being balki. fucking chodes dont even know how to spell the name of perhaps the greatest character on tv ever. and supposedly FM was a spinoff of PS, how i dont know but it is.
lol remember waldo geraldo faldo. :lol
http://www.anshawn.com/urkelnet/pics/waldo.jpg
Coo'
The sad thing is that Waldo got clowned on more than Urkel man...:depressed
chode_regulator
12-23-2005, 09:05 PM
waldo is an idiot. just like eddie was in the first couple of seasons.
ZStomp
12-23-2005, 10:01 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
http://www.anshawn.com/urkelnet/pics/waldo.jpg
Coo'
The sad thing is that Waldo got clowned on more than Urkel man...:depressed
Sup!?
chode_regulator
12-24-2005, 08:12 AM
you're the one who needs his choad regulated, chode regulator
good one elpimpo. why dont you go write some more propaganda for the man in your silly paper. :spin :spin :spin :oops :oops :elephant
Cant_Be_Faded
12-24-2005, 11:13 AM
Has anyone else noticed that they showed christmas episodes of Family Matters this entire week? That's 2 christmas episodes a day, for 5 days. I'm ready for another viewing of the Quilt episode, meanwhile they're showing ripoff episodes of It's A Wonderful Life.
mookie2001
12-24-2005, 11:14 AM
the Quilt episode
chode_regulator
12-24-2005, 03:39 PM
isnt even a good one.
btw perfect strangers>family matters
i hope i get perfect strangers season 1,2 and 3 for xmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mookie2001
12-24-2005, 03:53 PM
Balki I have a phone call, can you leave me alone standing next to this little table by the door?
chode_regulator
12-24-2005, 09:38 PM
lol
remember when you had a corded phone by the table in your apt????
mookie2001
01-04-2006, 06:59 PM
good luck bump
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