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rayjayjohnson
05-15-2011, 05:53 AM
In b4 mono fags it up with his circlejerking

Worst poster of the month: Monosylab1k. His ability to see gay sex references in everything he reads clearly indicates he's got cock on the brain.

Fairweatherest faggot of the month: Monosylab1k. This bright shining light of fandom truly expressed his support for the Mavs during recent struggles with such reaffirming posts as:


just fuck it all.


Fuck you Rick.

Fuck you Barea.

Fuck you Roddy.

Fuck you Dirk.

Fuck you Avery.

Fuck you Mark.

Fuck all of you.

Blazers in 6.


Thanks for the memories, Mavs! I've moved on to greener pastures!

16 rings, faggots!


We keep hearing how Dirk still has a few years of his prime left. I'm here to tell you all that his prime blew by us, and we're witnessing the decline right now.

His scoring is up - great. His scoring is up only because he's taking more shots. His jumper used to be consistently great and automatic. A 4 for 18 night was a blue moon shock. Nowadays, he's just another streaky shooter who from time to time can get dialed in and never miss. Nowadays, a 4 for 18 shooting night is "Dirk's stinker of the week".

He never drives anymore, and when he does, he's almost guaranteed to miss the layup. He never had much of a post game, but at least before he could get a low post hook shot or two in every game.

His rebounding is way down, and his defense is far worse. There was a point a couple year's ago when Dirk's defense was actually pretty decent, and anybody who actually watched him on D regularly would know this. But he's right back to being the piss-poor defender he used to be, only now it's not because he's not focused, it's because physically he can't do it anymore.

This isn't meant to shit on Dirk because he can't help that his body is deteriorating. I'm sure he's working just as hard, if not harder, on his game.

This is just a wakeup call to all Mavs fans that Dirk simply isn't the superhero he used to be, that he is past his prime, and that at this point he is best served being a secondary option. And that things are only going to get worse from here for Dirk. Hopefully Mark & Donnie pull their head out of their ass and see the same thing, and do something about it (yeah, right).

He even has the gall to berate Tyson Chandler for this very same hypocrisy:


1. Tyson Chandler - this turncoat bitch boy was wrong about Shawn Marion, wrong about Gerald Wallace, wrong about the Mavs, and wrong about the Blazers. The he tops it by joining a crew of feckless cabin boys eager to 69 each other.


Most asshurt poster of the month: No surprises here, it's monosylab1k. Not only has he felt victimised by an internet joke 'crew', he tries and fails to run his own, resorting to begging for money to keep his 'radio show' afloat, even thought it's heard by about as many people as at a Hellen Keller public address.

Most desperate for acceptance of the month: Yep, you thought right, it's homo, whoops, i mean monosylab1k. By attempting to speak for the entire forum by nominating his 'Poster of the Month', he once again proves that as much as he can feign disinterest and aloofness, acceptance is very important to him. He even convinced a fellow user to 'accidentally' take a photo of him lining outside a burger joint like a good fat fuck Texan
http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/5136/innout.jpg
lol grown ass man who wears shorts.

infact, he even nominated himself in one of his faggot award ceremonies:


my exposing lakaluva as a 28 year old gay aznboi Naruto fan, along with the debut of The Mono Show were big accomplishments.


Most full of shit of the month: Monosylab1k again, who claimed that in his first year out of high school...

I made $300,000 that summer betting oil futures, brah.
...even though

lol shitty camera on my phone

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at 0:53 is Brian Cardinal hitting the 3 to tie the record.

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lol matt barnes
...he can't afford a decent phone, or even decent seats.

:lmao "rapper"

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:05 AM
c'mon son

this looks like a good thread for me to pay tribute to myself

aight nigs, this is a stripper bitch at my birthday bash a few years ago. I hit that shit in the VIP and then threw her out when she asked for money...trick ass ho

http://allthatsfab.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/ed2.jpg

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:07 AM
this is me and my boy Dre, the real muhfuckin dre as far as i'm concerned

http://www.scratchtag.com/wp-content/uploads/ed-lover-doctor-dre.jpg

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:11 AM
http://cdn.newstalkcleveland.com/files/2010/11/spike-lee-ed-lover-free-and-tracy-morgan.jpg

me, spike, tracy, and my former cohost, free

Spike wanted me to tell you Laker fans to eat a dick

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:16 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wQBwQ8pFDAc/SLO3DqsPaII/AAAAAAAAA7s/zDtNBXCLqhI/s400/solange-ed-lover-2.jpg

me and solange'

nigga I always around fine ass women.

That's right, reach around crew. Women are the other gender that most men desire. Not hatin on your gay thing, just wanted to let you know what they are and what they look like

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:17 AM
http://witchesbrewonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Ed-Lover.jpg

Damn. I look good when i dress up

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:18 AM
mad niggas come to me for advice

http://www.blog.peacemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ed_lover_cmon14b.jpg

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:21 AM
me and DJ rhettmatic in LA at Fat Beats. Can't believe they closed that shit



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jmhiEtcPCE8/TG2L21-TnRI/AAAAAAAACJw/UYsRrD_54B0/s1600/Ed+lover+rhett.jpg

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:22 AM
me and the Queen

Hit that shit in 92'...or was it 93'? Whateva, bitch said 'thank you'

http://images.filmmagic.com/images/tnm/7259286.jpg?Width=170&Height=148

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:24 AM
that's right. I bowl. 220 average bitch

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTT1r_8_fHiGv3F0KKdy_2g6OHYshKfa LwNHKWDMkCB-aYdoqJr&t=1

Giuseppe
05-15-2011, 08:26 AM
Ray, please don't piss Mono off. I'm tryin' to win this f'in' thing this month.

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:27 AM
http://www.vinyladdicts.net/va/images/stories/reviews/Todd%201%20Feat.%20Doctor%20Dre%20_%20Ed%20Lover%2 0-%20Down%20Wit_%20MTV%2012__.jpg

yall rememba this shit here?

good times

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Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:29 AM
Ray, please don't piss Mono off. I'm tryin' to win this f'in' thing this month.

listen old man

this whack ass thread was started by rayray the reach around king, not mono

I'm classin this shit up

btw, does katie girl like black men? I'll knock the cobwebs off that shit

c'mon son

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:30 AM
as i was...

Giuseppe
05-15-2011, 08:31 AM
You'll shit and fall back in it.

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:32 AM
me and Russel Simmons. Been my homie for deep

http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000w5W0rpA1Gyw/s/600/600/Russell-Simmons-and-Ed-Lover-160.jpg

and yeah, i'm rockin the sweater vest in a way Jim tressel never could. Eat your heart out bitch

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:34 AM
me with Wendy Williams. still don't know if she's a woman or a dude

http://freddyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Wendy-williams-ed-Lover-frank-ski.jpg

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:36 AM
me and serena

two words son, juicy ass

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pUI9CAqBhF0/ReWJ2bK6C5I/AAAAAAAACvw/7JJVZGl1sxg/s400/kevin6.jpg

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:37 AM
me and Beyonce'

two words. Juicy ass

http://cdn0.wn.com/vp/i/a1/cb376a5a506fd4.jpg

she even looks good with no makeup on. dayum!

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:38 AM
here's me with legend melly mel

I look angry cus i gots to take a shit

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/84740851.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA54871C82C4D29F229EA ED64B46091B56F9F346224FB43D6865DE30A760B0D811297

DMC
05-15-2011, 08:40 AM
There some serious stalker shit goin' on up in here.

Brazil
05-15-2011, 08:42 AM
that some pathetic trolling job by rayray

Ed Lover
05-15-2011, 08:43 AM
I'm a legend, you feel?

I don't think I need to point out who I'm with in this one.

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/music/yo_mtv_raps/01-015.jpg

c'mon son

those old school spurs logos/jerseys were the pinnacle of whack. bet that nig regrets wearin that shit

DMC
05-15-2011, 09:37 AM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=230&pictureid=1617

Bito Corleone
05-15-2011, 10:16 AM
Wow, rayray, this is pathetic even for you.

Leetonidas
05-15-2011, 10:27 AM
Obsessed Poster of the Month: rayrayjohnson

BlackSwordsMan
05-15-2011, 11:57 AM
rayray calling these niggaz out yo he kray kray

Ace
05-15-2011, 12:01 PM
RayGay begging for Mono's attention with this thread...

ChumpDumper
05-15-2011, 12:39 PM
mono is in the running for poster of the year for causing this much butthurt.

jeebus
05-15-2011, 01:12 PM
Props to Ed Lover for cleaning this thread up

2pac > Kobe
05-15-2011, 01:33 PM
how does it feel spending a whole day typing this to find out nobody gives a shit

Isitjustme?
05-15-2011, 02:50 PM
mono is in the running for poster of the year for causing this much butthurt.

#41 Shoot Em Up
05-15-2011, 03:34 PM
Toe tag that slant eyed faggot. Nigga gettin sent to
the shed by my boy Rayjay. Represent my nigga

BUMP's Comm. Teacher
05-15-2011, 03:45 PM
lolololol my nigga 41 continuin the regulatin!