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[monosylab1k]

With the recent departure of Tyson Chandler aka mavs>spurs, a new position has been opened up in the Mav Krew.

You'll start as an entry level MK mail clerk, but there is plenty of opportunity for promotion.

Anyone interested should post their SpursTalk Trolling resume in this thread, along with at least 3 credible references.

Thanks.

[Leetonidas]

Paging lakaluva

[Ace]

Qualifications?

[stretch]

Qualifications?

see the thread in the Troll forum

although iirc you are already in the krew

[IMDB Quote Machine]

Qualifications?

http://www.anniemayhem.com/blog%20pics/blazing_saddles.jpg
"Rape, murder, arson, and rape."

[dirk4mvp]

see the thread in the Troll forum

although iirc you are already in the krew

He has association with the fag em up krew, tbh imho, a krew that lasted for all of 2 weeks.

[DMC]

You should cut TC some slack. He's having problems with his woman... Give him a furlow, tell him to clean it up, tie up loose ends, then come back with a fresh outlook.

Basically, offer a map and a sandwich, if he wants to stay... here's the sandwich.. otherwise here's the road.

[jjktkk]

Paging lakaluva

Excellent suggestion Lee. Would be beneficial for mono to have a naruto presence for his electronic gangster posse.

[dirk4mvp]

Excellent suggestion Lee. Would be beneficial for mono to have a naruto presence for his electronic gangster posse.

tbh you would do. the MK could use a dumbass that attended TAMUK for a few semesters, but did not graduate.

[Ace]

see the thread in the Troll forum

although iirc you are already in the krew
I am, looking to move up tbh

He has association with the fag em up krew, tbh imho, a krew that lasted for all of 2 weeks.

Son, I didn't know I was in that crew. I don't have sigs on and just recently found out. I don't roll with phaggots like LkrFan and Kool. I'm just a nigga but not a niggas...

[TheMACHINE]

I am, looking to move up tbh


Son, I didn't know I was in that crew. I don't have sigs on and just recently found out. I don't roll with phaggots like LkrFan and Kool. I'm just a nigga but not a niggas...

lol you were like one of the "bosses".

[jjktkk]

tbh you would do. the MK could use a dumbass that attended TAMUK for a few semesters, but did not graduate.

Yes, such is life. Maybe if I had the benefit of living with my mom well into my 20s, I could of furthered my education.

[Ace]

lol you were like one of the "bosses".

:lol There must be a thread I missed?

[TheMACHINE]

He has association with the fag em up krew, tbh imho, a krew that lasted for all of 2 weeks.

2 weeks?...you giving us way too much credit. :rollin

[dirk4mvp]

on second thought, maybe you wouldn't. Having your annoying beaner wife pick the restaurants you eat at based on what kind of sodas they serve won't do.

[dirk4mvp]

2 weeks?...you giving us way too much credit. :rollin

true tbh, I guess that pm from tacker was before 2 weeks.

[jjktkk]

on second thought, maybe you wouldn't. Having your annoying beaner wife pick the restaurants you eat at based on what kind of sodas they serve won't do.

My, blond, blue eyed wife, thinks your a 30 something, who enjoys blowup farm animals. Please help clean this up this rumor.

[dirk4mvp]

Does what little pride you have left shrink every time the miserable bitch makes you leave a restaurant based on drink choice?

[jjktkk]

Does what little pride you have left shrink every time the miserable bitch makes you leave a restaurant based on drink choice?

No i'm a proud man, while guys like you get that nasty label of being the 'too old dude" in the club.

[DMC]

No i'm a proud man, while guys like you get that nasty label of being the 'too old dude" in the club.

That's me. If you see me in the club, you know I am looking for my daughter. :D

[BlackSwordsMan]

Good excuse when I turn 50 and got a handful of viagra and a cloth dipped in an yet to be named substance

[Ace]

That's me. If you see me in the club, you know I am looking for my daughter. :D

She's probably at my house...

[jjktkk]

That's me. If you see me in the club, you know I am looking for my daughter. :D

:lol

[DMC]

She's probably at my house...

She doesn't like short guys. Nothing personal. She says you guys are like oompa loompas.

[jjktkk]

Good excuse when I turn 50 and got a handful of viagra and a cloth dipped in an yet to be named substance

Hey Black, you wear the big collar shirts and the gold chains when your getting your swag on?

[dirk4mvp]

No i'm a proud man, while guys like you get that nasty label of being the 'too old dude" in the club.

Right, I can see how proud someone would be leaving a restaurant every time their cunt wife found out they don't serve diet pepsi :lol

[DMC]

Good excuse when I turn 50 and got a handful of viagra and a cloth dipped in an yet to be named substance
Based on most of your posts, you don't need Viagra. You just need a nice pillow under your belly and something to bite.

[Ace]

She doesn't like short guys. Nothing personal. She says you guys are like oompa loompas.

I'm far from short but I'm joking I don't like fat beaners. I got a white girl fetish...

[DMC]

Right, I can see how proud someone would be leaving a restaurant every time their cunt wife found out they don't serve diet pepsi :lol
That's run it's course. It wasn't funny the 1st time. It's not getting better.

There's probably going to be 2 openings soon.

[DMC]

I'm far from short but I'm joking I don't like fat beaners. I got a white girl fetish...

Short

[dirk4mvp]

That's run it's course. It wasn't funny the 1st time. It's not getting better.

There's probably going to be 2 openings soon.

I'll take the opinion from someone Kori thinks is a dumbass with a grain of salt.

[DMC]

I'll take the opinion from someone Kori thinks is a dumbass with a grain of salt.

See this is better. Try harder to be a douche. The soda thing is lame.

[dirk4mvp]

See this is better. Try harder to be a douche. The soda thing is lame.

getting cuckolded is always funny.

[jjktkk]

Right, I can see how proud someone would be leaving a restaurant every time their cunt wife found out they don't serve diet pepsi :lol

Have you ever had a relationship with a woman, without paying for it? Or women aren't your thing?

[dirk4mvp]

Have you ever had a relationship with a woman, without paying for it? Or women aren't your thing?

:lol me calling you a dumbass earlier really upset you.

[jjktkk]

I'll take the opinion from someone Kori thinks is a dumbass with a grain of salt.

I bet you got a Dirk fathead plastered on your wall don't you? Is Dirk really your fantasy dream girl?

[DMC]

getting cuckolded is always funny.

You talking about it isn't.

[jjktkk]

:lol me calling you a dumbass earlier really upset you.

Lol, yea thats it cool dude.

[Ace]

See this is better. Try harder to be a douche. The soda thing is lame.

Shouldn't you be trying to find your slut daughter?

[DMC]

Shouldn't you be trying to find your slut daughter?
There you go. Go right for the slut or whore comment and hit as close to home as you can. That's quality trolling right there. Leave the soda part out. Good job.

[dirk4mvp]

You talking about it isn't.

It's obviously working. Every time I post he makes up another fantasy he wishes was true. The least he could do is make one up and stick to it. At this point he's taking the Fabb's route of smack talking.

[dirk4mvp]

There you go. Go right for the slut or whore comment and hit as close to home as you can. That's quality trolling right there. Leave the soda part out. Good job.

The short joke wasn't funny the first time, try something else.

[DMC]

It's obviously working. Every time I post he makes up another fantasy he wishes was true. The least he could do is make one up and stick to it. At this point he's taking the Fabb's route of smack talking.
It's not amusing to me though. I'm what counts out here, not your fucking TV show or your fucking casino.

[Ace]

There you go. Go right for the slut or whore comment and hit as close to home as you can. That's quality trolling right there. Leave the soda part out. Good job.

I'm sure some black dude is balls deep in that right now. You should be out looking for her...

[DMC]

The short joke wasn't funny the first time, try something else.

I only said it once... ??

Wow you are rattled.

[DMC]

I'm sure some black dude is balls deep in that right now. You should be out looking for her...

I would wait for him to finish. Why fuck that up?

Way to quote me twice... get yo game on son.

[dirk4mvp]

I only said it once... ??

Wow you are rattled.

great quote edit after you realized how lame it was.

[TheNextGen]

so how do i join DMC's crew?

[DMC]

great quote edit after you realized how lame it was.
Dude you fucking quoted me and responded. What the hell are you talking about.

[DMC]

so how do i join DMC's crew?

Pragmatic responses and lots of ass kissing.

:lol

[dirk4mvp]

Dude you fucking quoted me and responded. What the hell are you talking about.



at least you're admitting how lame it was by changing the quote.

[Agloco]

E-Gangsters.

:lol

[ohmwrecker]

I can't tell what you guys are talking about.

[DMC]

at least you're admitting how lame it was by changing the quote.

You are obviously shaken over the short comment.

I complimented you on your trolling prowess and that's how you repay me, that's the thanks I get?

Don't ever go over my fucking head again, you motherfucker you.

[DMC]

I can't tell what you guys are talking about.
Short people

[dirk4mvp]

You are obviously shaken over the short comment.

I complimented you on your trolling prowess and that's how you repay me, that's the thanks I get?

Don't ever go over my fucking head again, you motherfucker you.

Admitting your mistakes is a solid first step.

[DMC]

this thread reeks of dried semen and 4 loko
Never admit you can detect that.

[DMC]

Admitting your mistakes is a solid first step.

:lmao

Solid response. I've used it a few times myself. It's always a good exit door.

Got a flight to catch... :toast

[dirk4mvp]

:lmao

Solid response. I've used it a few times myself. It's always a good exit door.

Got a flight to catch... :toast

:lol Does it suck losing every argument you find yourself in on ST?

[Ace]

I would wait for him to finish. Why fuck that up?

Way to quote me twice... get yo game on son.

If you were a good dad, you would make sure she's atleast getting paid instead of the free admission

[symple19]

lol, I think DMC is auditioning

[Leetonidas]

hi i'd like to put in an applicaton:

i'm 5 foot five and a half, of south korean descent, enjoy naruto and enjoy balling at UTD (outdoor courts, the big scary nigga ballers play in the real gym)

am i in? i know i got the credentials!

Are you good at calculus

[jag]

lol, I think DMC is auditioning

Auditioning to be a 40-something year old guy who already managed to get himself banned on a "stupid internet forum."

[Axe Murderer]

Someone asked me what is the most asshole thing I've ever done. Hmmm...Let's see, back in high school my girlfriend at the time pissed me off so bad that I asked another girl to be my date for prom. I'll admit that was a little harsh, But oh well, haha.

[Axe Murderer]

The most asshole thing I did..this girl I was dating pissed me off soo I told the whole school that her new name was stinky pinky lmao it did stink though if you know what I mean hahah

[Axe Murderer]

Ahhhh lmfao OMG!!!! That is entirely too hilarious bro I know exactly what you mean lol! Well that should teach her a lesson in personal hygiene haha!!

[Axe Murderer]

Hahah right personal hygiene is very important idk what it was but when I smelled my finger I was like wtf? Its not supposed too smell like that lmfao

[stretch]

haha

[Ace]

DMC has no clue who he's responding to. Just like his daughter he just takes it.

[symple19]

Auditioning to be a 40-something year old guy who already managed to get himself banned on a "stupid internet forum."

:lol

I love how he left the thread by saying, "got a flight to catch"

maybe that's what he calls riding to the store with his wife in their 86' Ford LTD

[jag]

:lol

I love how he left the thread by saying, "got a flight to catch"

maybe that's what he calls riding to the store with his wife in their 86' Ford LTD

Can't say i've ever seen the guy win an argument. The best part about his arguments is that he's oblivious to groups of posters taking turns shitting on him.

I can only assume he's grown so used to his whore daughter treating him like a bitch at home he's starting to become comfortable with everyone here doing it, too.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

He has association with the fag em up krew, tbh imho, a krew that lasted for all of 2 weeks.

:lol thinking my crew is dead.
Little break to get the ship tight, and rid myself of fickle bitch azz niggas.
Btw...were you the nigga I jawed a few nights back??

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

hi i'd like to put in an applicaton:

i'm 5 foot five and a half, of south korean descent, enjoy naruto and enjoy balling at UTD (outdoor courts, the big scary nigga ballers play in the real gym)

am i in? i know i got the credentials!

:lmao

[BlackSwordsMan]

Based on most of your posts, you don't need Viagra. You just need a nice pillow under your belly and something to bite.

Trannys dont fuck me

[dirk4mvp]

:lol thinking my crew is dead.


By all accounts it is. Your main guy these days is a mavfan with barely 100 posts :lol

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

By all accounts it is. Your main guy these days is a mavfan with barely 100 posts :lol

I won't go away and the crew won't.

[DMC]

Auditioning to be a 40-something year old guy who already managed to get himself banned on a "stupid internet forum."

It was all those lolcats :lmao

[DMC]

:lol Does it suck losing every argument you find yourself in on ST?

I have nightmares about it.

[DMC]

If you were a good dad, you would make sure she's atleast getting paid instead of the free admission

Fuck her. I get paid.

[DMC]

:lol

I love how he left the thread by saying, "got a flight to catch"

maybe that's what he calls riding to the store with his wife in their 86' Ford LTD

It's an 87. Shows what you know.

[DMC]

Can't say i've ever seen the guy win an argument. The best part about his arguments is that he's oblivious to groups of posters taking turns shitting on him.

I can only assume he's grown so used to his whore daughter treating him like a bitch at home he's starting to become comfortable with everyone here doing it, too.

I remember you did nothing but post lolcat pics when you first started.

[ElNono]

http://static.binscorner.com/f/funny-series-of-nom-nom-nom/125060938388.jpg

[jag]

It was all those lolcats :lmao

Dancing cow pictures are much better.



DMC just showed in his last 80? posts why Spurs Fans are a big part of the problem when it comes to lameness. But this isn't new. I'm not sure if he's ever had a legit conversation on ST.

[DMC]

I remember when DMC first started posting here and did nothing but post lolcat pictures. This guy is all about some highbrow debate. I also remember him getting banned after getting clowned by everyone on an "Internet forum."




your first couple months of posting consisted of you responding to people shitting on you by telling them they were stupid for posting on an Internet forum and posting "fail" pictures and the occasional lolcat.


Now it's lolcow? lol moooo


It's neat to have a stalker though.

[Texas Chili Dog]

This position is not good enough for me. Plus, apparently I am not special enough (over 2,000 posts) and haven't been here long enough (over 2.5 years) to get a blue username.

:depressed

[jag]

Now it's lolcow? lol moooo


It's neat to have a stalker though.

Are you afraid i'm hurting your reputation by saying that?

[DMC]

Are you afraid i'm hurting your reputation by saying that?

You being the only person to ever lose to me on ST...

:lmao


Let the hurt flow through you...

[jag]

Let the hurt flow through you...

That doesn't make sense.

Are you afraid i hurt your reputation by saying you posted lolcat pictures?

[DMC]

That doesn't make sense.

Are you afraid i hurt your reputation by saying you posted lolcat pictures?


You said that? I must have missed it.

[jag]

You said that? I must have missed it.

I don't think you did. I think you were worried I hurt your reputation by saying that.

Why do you think you got banned?

[DMC]

Why do you think you got banned?

For posting lolcats? :lmao

[jag]

For posting lolcats? :lmao

Is that why you think you got banned?

Do you think it was for posting gifs of dancing cows or because your debating skills usually result in you posting nonsensical retorts and emoticons?

[jag]

It's amusing watching you edit your posts back and forth.

"For posting lolcats? :lmao"

"Because i did?"

"For posting lolcats? :lmao"

[DMC]

Is that why you think you got banned?

Do you think it was for posting gifs of dancing cows or because your debating skills usually result in you posting nonsensical retorts and emoticons?

The "mod" shtick is already in use.

Anytime you want to debate against me, let me know. Until then just do your customary post grading.

_Just a Girl

[DMC]

It's amusing watching you edit your posts back and forth.

"For posting lolcats? :lmao"

"Because i did?"

"For posting lolcats? :lmao"

You are loaded with butthurt. It must really burn your ass that you couldn't find a single lolcat post from me after you prematurely ejactualted that shit.... lol... cat

[jag]

The "mod" shtick is already in use.

Anytime you want to debate against me, let me know. Until then just do your customary post grading.


I'm not trying to ban anyone so how is this a "mod shtick''?

Why do you think Kori banned you and made that comment about you?


_Just a Girl

koriwhat and Benjarvus are amused.

[Bito Corleone]

E-Gangsters.

:lol

http://forum.codecall.net/attachments/lounge/1272-internet-tough-guys-e-thug.jpg

[jag]

You are loaded with butthurt. It must really burn your ass that you couldn't find a single lolcat post from me after you prematurely ejactualted that shit.... lol... cat

Why would i be butthurt? And why would it burn my ass that i couldn't find something i didn't even look for?

You wanted me to find a picture of an lolcat from one of your posts. I found a gif you posted of a dancing cow with its utter hanging out. Do you think dancing cows are better than lolcat pictures?

[Bill_Brasky]

Hahah right personal hygiene is very important idk what it was but when I smelled my finger I was like wtf? Its not supposed too smell like that lmfao

8X_Ot0k4XJc

[Gutter92]

This thread has deteriorated to one guy trying to find another guy's lolcat post.

:lmao

[Gutter92]

honestly though i've always wanted to sneak up behind a guy with one of those earings that go in your ear and you can see through them (dunno what they're called) and stick a padlock in it, lock it and run.

[Texas Chili Dog]

honestly though i've always wanted to sneak up behind a guy

:lol

[DMC]

Why would i be butthurt? And why would it burn my ass that i couldn't find something i didn't even look for?

You wanted me to find a picture of an lolcat from one of your posts. I found a gif you posted of a dancing cow with its utter hanging out. Do you think dancing cows are better than lolcat pictures?

I only wanted you to prove your assertion. You could not because you were as full of shit then as you are now. Like then, no one pulled your chain. You just pop in and say some off the wall shit expecting to casually stroll through with your troll. You got caught, that's all.

No, a picture of a cow is not the same as an LOLcat post. You moving the goalposts and saying "is the old spot any better than this one?" is pretty telling of your debate abilities to be honest. If you are going to run your mouth, back it up. That seems like a pragmatic viewpoint to me.

As far as the questions about being banned, you need to move on or ask a moderator. I have moved on and don't think about it. Many quality posters here have been put in time out or banned altogether at one time or another. Why you think it's your business, I have no idea. Sounds like Jr Mod wannabe to me.

[leemajors]

As far as the questions about being banned, you need to move on or ask a moderator. I have moved on and don't think about it. Many quality posters here have been put in time out or banned altogether at one time or another. Why you think it's your business, I have no idea. Sounds like Jr Mod wannabe to me.

:rollin

[DMC]

:rollin

10 different people will have 10 different lists for quality posters. But yeah, it's kinda funny. :lol

[frodo]

i know DMC is a smart chink and i've tried to inspire him hoping to see some real intelligence from him that he claims to have, but my efforts never paid off tbh

and LOL @ #41 fag em up crew btw

[jag]

As far as the questions about being banned, you need to move on or ask a moderator. I have moved on and don't think about it. Many quality posters here have been put in time out or banned altogether at one time or another. Why you think it's your business, I have no idea. Sounds like Jr Mod wannabe to me.

Acting as if you were even a decent poster is nothing short of comical. You were a shitty poster who got banned for being a shitty poster. If you've improved, it's because it was impossible for you to go anywhere but up. I find it amusing how you completely ignore one of the most humorous bannings in ST history. I'm not sure how that has anything to do with wanting to be a "jr. mod".

10 different posters could come up with 10 different lists of who are and aren't quality posters. But I've never seen Kori say this about a quality poster.


DMC just showed in his last 80? posts why Spurs Fans are a big part of the problem when it comes to lameness. But this isn't new. I'm not sure if he's ever had a legit conversation on ST.

You seem rather informed about posters being banned, as you should be. You said "many quality posters" have been banned. So please let me know which "quality" posters those are.

[Kyle Orton]

I'm quality tbh

[jag]

I'm quality tbh

You're not helping, tbh

[frodo]

as much of a scumbag as DMC is, dude ain't THAT bad by immigrants standard imho.

[Kyle Orton]

^:lmao

[DMC]

as much of a scumbag as DMC is, dude ain't THAT bad by immigrants standard imho.
:lol

[Venti Quattro]

Can I apply? I need a sideline job just to get through with mortgage payments :cry

[Cessation]

Why dmc get banned?

[Nick Manning]

Why dmc get banned?

Because he's a dumbass and he jerks off to Renee Zellwegger.

[Fpoonsie]

tbh I don't even know who's IN the Mav Krew anymore...

[DMC]

Because he's a dumbass and he jerks off to Renee Zellwegger.
http://ilsansinchon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/renee-zellweger.jpg

She doesn't cause any tingling in the nether regions but she's not ugly. One doesn't necessarily have the polar opposite opinion just because one doesn't agree.

[DMC]

Why dmc get banned?
I owe the house too much vbookie money... overdrawn.

[jag]

I owe the house too much vbookie money... overdrawn.

I don't think that's the reason.