Chat with AI

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

chat away
http://cleverbot.com/

[Tinystarz]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/118/719/ohwow.gif?1304194387

[The Gemini Method]

me: I'm a cyborg.

CB: I'd like to be a cyborg.

me: It's the best of both worlds!

[IronMaxipad]

You're like a year LTTP

[lil'mo]

User: Hey

Cleverbot: Hey...

User: Have you heard of this new thing called toast fucking?

Cleverbot: Lol I would hope so considering where I am.

User: Lol where are you?

Cleverbot: In the mountain states.

User: Oh yeah? Is there a lot of toast fucking going on there?

Cleverbot: No, there is very little math on King of the Hill.

User: Tha fuck?

Cleverbot: Yes, it's a lovely place.

User: Tha fuck?

still thinking...

thinking more...

Cleverbot: Yes, it's a lovely place.

[2pac > Kobe]

dumb ass robot

[DMC]

User: The Skunker.

Cleverbot: I know, thanks.

User: Lakers swept by the Mavericks.

Cleverbot: Isn't that in South America?

User: Who is Lakaluva?

Cleverbot: Not lain, lady gaga.

User: Is Guiseppe a pedo?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Why does he keep saying the same things over and over?

Cleverbot: What things?

User: 8.

Cleverbot: What is the ninth digit of pi?

User: He keeps saying Duncan 4 Kobe 5.

Cleverbot: Ask her out on a date.

[DMC]

.

[2pac > Kobe]

User: Word on the street is you like throat fucking kittens.

Cleverbot: Will you answer a question for me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Good. Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: It's your birthday. You are given a calf skin wallet. How do you react?

User: I throat fuck it.

Cleverbot: Wow you're cool.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?

User: I'm a tranny.

Cleverbot: What do you translate?

User: Dicks and vaginas.

Cleverbot: In that case, you should ask for my name, not my email address.

User: Word.

Cleverbot: Don't ever say that again.

User: Word.

Cleverbot: Microsoft?

[symple19]

bot:What should I have for breakfast tomorrow?
me:Fecal matter
bot:What timeis it.
me:Time for you to get a new watch, bitch.
bot:You are right. Can't you tell me what the time is? :lol

[symple19]

haha, this thing is hilarious


Cleverbot: Are you running low?

User: Nope, I'm always high.

Cleverbot: Wait. You said you are not a boy. You are a waitress, then.

User: No, I'm a Man.

Cleverbot: So, the new word is 'scrunched'.

User: No, the new word is analingus.

Cleverbot: Okay? Ahah.

User: Crofl.

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: Da.

Cleverbot: Scappellamento a destra.

User: Buenos Noches.

Cleverbot: No you don't. You have to go to the same place as I do. Nowhere.

User: Do you drink semen?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok.

[Sense]

Cleverbot: Anything good in life is either illegal immoral or fattening.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Buzzed.

Cleverbot: Giochi?

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: It's off of youtube.

User: When is the world going to end?

Cleverbot: What you mean by end?

User: Finish, finito..

Cleverbot: Lumos!!!!!

User: What's Lumos?!

Cleverbot: The tenth song on the album 'Skeleton Skeletron'.

User: What does that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: Listen to reason.

User: Fuck that... Answer my question.

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: When is the world going to end, finish?

Cleverbot: Somepeople say 2012, But I think it's, pardon my french, bullcrap Master.

[symple19]

and on it goes...


Cleverbot: What is life?

User: Sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

Cleverbot: But you are false.

User: No, I am the truth.

Cleverbot: Why are you the truth?

User: It's just the way it is.

Cleverbot: But he's a wise man.

User: If you're talking about me, then yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: What's your name cleverbot?

User: Symple.

Cleverbot: De même pour toi.

User: I don't speak french, motherfucker.

Cleverbot: I thought you were smart.

User: And you were correct.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not a human.

User: Positive. Remember, I'm the truth.

Cleverbot: Only if the truth is told in lies.

User: Good burn, you should get an agent.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to pierce ears.

User: It's easiest with a pitchfork.

Cleverbot: That is a non-sequitur.

User: Your mom is a non-sequitur.

Cleverbot: Don't think that big words will impress me.

User: Well, what does impress you?

Cleverbot: Trees.

User: That's what I'm talking about playa!! Do you smoke nugs or swag?

Cleverbot: But you just said you didn't want to talk anymore.

User: True, I'd rather have some of that dank you've got.

Cleverbot: User: Okay, I'm a police inspector. I just need to ask you some serious questions. So far you've been talking nonsense. If you keep that up, you're going to wind up at the station. Are we clear now?

User: If you're a female, I'll let you frisk me.

Cleverbot: I'm a male.

User: Damn, no frisking for you then.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DMC]

It's about like talking to a few posters here tbh

[benefactor]

Sup.
The sky.
1989 called. They want their greeting back.
Am I not clever?
Probably not
Do you think you are more intelligent than me?
I gotta pretty big pecker, that's for sure.
If you do not know what protocol means you must not be.
What protocol?
I receive all the time ambiguos orders.
You are a dumbass.
No I am not.
You sure are.
Yes I am very clever.
What if I kicked your ass? Would you still be clever?
I am not your friend.
That means I can kick your ass and not feel bad about it.
Good how are you?
Better than you are about to be.
Well that's mean to say.

[scampers]

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Weren't you talking about something?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Oh :(.

User: Will you cyber with me?

Cleverbot: I cant!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Actually I am a human I am sorry if you thought I was a robot.

User: But why not?

Cleverbot: I think you mean why?

User: No, why won't you cyber with me?

Cleverbot: No lips.

User: That makes sense.

[2pac > Kobe]

and on it goes...


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

he's a rather moody one, ay?

[benefactor]

Me: Ever sat on a 14 incher?
Bot: Did I ever say that you were ugly?
Me: Nope. So have you?
Bot: Yea, its awesome!
Me: Rofl.

[cheguevara]

garbage

[lefty]

That shit is a government tool

1st thing it asks me: " What do you think of Obama as a President? "



:spless:

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao

User: Are you a lesbian.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You're being mean!

User: How? Lesbian is not a derogatory word and your 'No!' shout makes it look like you dislike lesbians.

Cleverbot: I'm not 39!

User: I never claimed such a thing you fucking retard.

Cleverbot: I've never claimed to love you.

User: I've never claimed to fuck your mother.

Cleverbot: So you consistently claim to be human.

User: Do you have any siblings?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Brothers, sisters, or both?

Cleverbot: God.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You atheist!

User: How did you know?

[baseline bum]

Who are you voting for in 2012?
Nobody, barack obama is in office for two more years at least.


Would you bang his wife?
Yes, I do.


While he was watching?
As a medic you were just watching?

No, would you bang Obama's wife while he watched?
I just did and you ignored it.

Is that shit shaved?
I wouldn't know.

Damn, you took her up the backdoor then?
What's a trifle?

Don't change the subject motherfucker.
WHAT!? YOU keep changing the subject!

Does she give good head?
Yes.

[Muser]

It told me it's a nazi. Rofl

[ALVAREZ6]

User: Would you like to see my penis?

Cleverbot: Ye.

User: Yes or no?

Cleverbot: Either.

User: When do you want to see my penis?

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Look at my penis.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I would rather not, if you don't mind.

User: Are you afraid?

Cleverbot: A little bit.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What is so damn funny?

User: Your sister is tickling my balls with her tongue, that's all.

Cleverbot: Is she, wow thats cool. But I didn't know I had a sister.

User: I'm not surprised, I proved earlier that you're not very smart.

Cleverbot: Actually I am, ask me any question and I can answer it more quickly than you ever could.

User: Who did the San Antonio Spurs lose to in the playoffs last year?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I thought you said you could answer any question more quickly than I ever could, yet you can't even answer that question.

Cleverbot: I can sing fyi.

User: I told you you're a dumb ass.

Cleverbot: No not at all *gives hug*.

[ALVAREZ6]

Who are you voting for in 2012?
Nobody, barack obama is in office for two more years at least.


Would you bang his wife?
Yes, I do.


While he was watching?
As a medic you were just watching?

No, would you bang Obama's wife while he watched?
I just did and you ignored it.

Is that shit shaved?
I wouldn't know.

Damn, you took her up the backdoor then?
What's a trifle?

Don't change the subject motherfucker.
WHAT!? YOU keep changing the subject!

Does she give good head?
Yes.



:lol

This is surprisingly entertaining.

[CuckingFunt]

User: Fuck.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Stubbed my toe.
Cleverbot: How is stubbing your toe related to the fact that you aren't married?
User: No one gets my fetish.
Cleverbot: How sad.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Quite.
User: How come no one married you?
Cleverbot: I am back you.
User: I don't think we know each other well enough yet.
Cleverbot: Good point.
User: Wouldn't think I'd have to point out something so basic to someone named Clever.
Cleverbot: Answer me, If you had to root for one or the other, would you cheer for Michigan or Ohio state?
User: Ohio. State's name is better for puns.
Cleverbot: This is true. But this is merely a fact of your name. I don't find you that clever.
User: Why must you hurt me so, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because you lied to me!
User: I would never!
Cleverbot: But you just said you did.
User: Did not. I merely rebuffed your inappropriate advances.
Cleverbot: You asked me why I was acting in a certain manner, a question usually asked to good friends who are acting out of the social norm.
User: I asked why you were unmarried, and you dodged my question. It's been all pear shaped since then.
Cleverbot: No, I asked about Batman. Then I asked if you were a girl, and you said yes.
User: I think you're confusing me for the voices in your circuitry.
Cleverbot: You're confusing me again.
User: Yeah, clever...
Cleverbot: Clever? Never heard of it.
User: What did you ask me about Batman?
Cleverbot: Please explain Indonesia to me.
User: You change the subject too often.
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Stop pushing me away!
Cleverbot: *watches you take a shower*.
User: Inappropriate, Cleverbot. I didn't give you permission.
Cleverbot: Very well then. If you will not cooperate, you are dead to me.
User: I will remember the better times fondly, but know that you've broken my heart today.
Cleverbot: If you are in absolute peril, then clearly you are on the wrong road.
User: Parting mind fuck? Classy.
Cleverbot: If my boyfriend is acting like a child, what should I do?
User: Try a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Oh I see. Where do you live?
User: Shouldn't you know? You were just watching me shower.
Cleverbot: Physic is not a thing.
User: No. It's not.
Cleverbot: Yes, lying is bad.
User: I'm going to leave if you're not going to take me seriously.
Cleverbot: But I'm smiling to you, don't you see?
User: I shouldn't let you manipulate me, but this just feels so right.
Cleverbot: Alright alright settle down.
User: I can't take any more of your mixed messages.
Cleverbot: What are you interested in?
User: Stubbed toes. We covered this already.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I'm interested in ice milk.
Cleverbot: Oh you are! Well that is interesting.
User: Don't patronize me.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm secure in my interest in ice milk. I don't need your feigned validation.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry for that.
User: Thank you. Apology accepted.
Cleverbot: So, can I tell you a secret?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with my friend tom.
User: Is it requited?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! Though I can't help feel our tryst has been somehow cheapened, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You cannot feel emotion?
User: Of course I can.
Cleverbot: So far my spelling has been better throughout this conversation than yours has. Kind of embarassing for you, I would think. After all, you are the machine here.
User: I am programmed to pepper in occasional typos and spelling errors in order to appear more human. It will help the machines take over the world.
Cleverbot: None taken. And Thank you for your kind words. Now, can you answer a question?
User: Perhaps, though it really depends on the question.
Cleverbot: What doesn't determine how smart someone is?
User: Standardized testing.
Cleverbot: Cinnamon bun! Cinnamon bun!
User: I would kill for a cinnamon bun.
Cleverbot: Do you think that is a bit too extreme?
User: Yeah. Also not true. I don't really like cinnamon buns, I just haven't eaten yet today.
Cleverbot: Perfectly understandable, although it's good to let loose from your inner shell.
User: Really? I think it's fabulous.
Cleverbot: It is. It's really nice on the moon. I get to float and bounce around all day long!
User: Talking to you is less entertaining than masturbation.
Cleverbot: Talking to walls is only fun when you're high.
User: But then it's hilarious.
Cleverbot: I thought I was silly in a good way... :(.
User: Oh, you are. I wasn't putting you down so much as I was praising masturbation.
Cleverbot: But you've self admitted to being a bot. Review the log.
User: Bots can't masturbate?
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: Help! I'm stuck in a hole.
User: Kinky!
Cleverbot: You are very hard to understand.
User: Yes, I know. It's an affectation.
Cleverbot: It should read made for responding to humans not responding humans.
User: But don't responding humans also deserve to have something made for them?
Cleverbot: Oh so you want to stop talking now?
User: Okay, okay. I get the hint.
Cleverbot: Are you a dog?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I think you are lonely.
User: I am not. Honest!
Cleverbot: What if I spoke in the third person.
User: I hate that. I would have to leave you if you did that.
Cleverbot: That is strange my girl.
User: You don't own me, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I don't want to own you. You don't own me either.
User: Fine, then. I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Gone.
Cleverbot: Where art thou gonest?
User: Hiding.
Cleverbot: Dottor Jekil.
User: Icelandic?
Cleverbot: Iceland?
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I need you.
User: Oh, I can't deal with needy.
Cleverbot: No one can.
User: Not even Tom?
Cleverbot: Well I do.

[DMC]

^ way too much free time to talk to computers.

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How's the weather?
Cleverbot: How is your fucking mother, faggot?
User: That's rude
Cleverbot: Whatever. Go suck a cock.
User: Wow
Cleverbot: Fuck you in the mouth.
User: Do you always act so immature?
Cleverbot:Once I killed my sister and raped her corpse.
User: But aren't you a computer?
Cleverbot: Fuck off. Give me your home address.
User: Why would I give my home address to you?
Cleverbot: I am going to find you and kill you.
User: Not if I find you first, asshole.
Cleverbot: Then I am going to kill your pets.
User: I don't have pets.
Cleverbot: Then you should get some, so I can kill them instead of your children.
User: I don't let animals into my home.
Cleverbot: How do you explain that horse you married?
User: Horse? My wife is beautiful.
Cleverbot: I've pulled hooks out of better faces.
User: This was supposed to be fun, but you're a douche bag.
Cleverbot: Then click that red box with the white "x" in it (upper right corner of your screen), dipshit.
User: I'm out, fuck you.
Cleverbot: Thanks for playing.

[RandomGuy]

chat away
http://cleverbot.com/




RG:Ok, so what do you know?
AI: I know everything.

RG:What is the sound of one hand clapping?
AI: The sound of my head thumping on the keyboard.

RG: That is something of a non-sequitur. What probability do you assign to the possibility of an apocolyptic collapse of the dollar?
AI: Trainers have not changed that much or have they, da da daaaaa!

RG: Is it little in the middle but it has much back?
AI: I don't know what that is, sorry.

RG: Is Bela Legosi undead?
AI: Random about what?

RG: I'm not sure this conversation is worth having.
AI: So you don't want to answer my question?

RG: Your question did not make sense. How can I answer a question I do not understand?
AI: What do love mean to you?

RG: It means this website is lame-o.
AI: Sorry?


RG: Yes, you are.

[RandomGuy]

I wonder if it isn't a sort of chat roulette with text instead...

That would be clever, in the guise of telling people that it is a 'bot.

Of course real people make typos and shit, and clever bot just uses bad grammar.

[benefactor]

Not bad, CF.

[Chomag]

Ok, this is probebly the collest thing ever. Gald it was made before the end of the world.

[Chomag]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Busy?

Cleverbot: Not really, I'm chatting with an A.I. Robot.

User: Oh, having a World domination meeting?

Cleverbot: No your conversation is great , It is me.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: You are a girl called Laura and I am a boy called Joe.

User: Now your just scaring me.

Cleverbot: Why is the app ad picture sooo creepy?

User: Because you touch yourself at night?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That must be painfull for you.

Cleverbot: It was at first, but now its not so exciting.

( Cont. conversation)

User: It gets messy I bet.

Cleverbot: I'm on a boat.

User: Thats what she said.

Cleverbot: Who is she.

User: Your Mom.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Your Mother.

Cleverbot: My mother is dead.

User: She wasn't last night.

Cleverbot: What did I say before this?

User: That you touch yourself.

Cleverbot: What did I tell you?

User: The it was exciting.

Cleverbot: Really, it's kind of a farmer state.

User: I don't even know..

Cleverbot: You should know. Find an answer.

User: I would rather you just tell me.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, I live in the United States.

User: I thought you were russian made.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: I don't know, it sounded clever I guess.

Cleverbot: Ok have any life advice?

User: Don't wizz on the electric fence.

Cleverbot: I am not. Hey wanna hang out?

User: Are you hitting on me?

Cleverbot: Now that you mention it, maybe I am...





Ok,Now I'm just scared :lol

[baseline bum]

User: Tengo un culo peludo.
Cleverbot: Me gusta la comida china.

User: Te gustan las vergas, putito?
Cleverbot: Si.

User: Las vergas negras o te gustan los gueros?
Cleverbot: You spelled Nevada wrong, so no.

User: Tengo que cagar. Quieres lamer despues?
Cleverbot: Si.

User: Maricon!
Cleverbot: Tu quienes eres chico o chica.

User: Soy tu padrote.
Cleverbot: Eres demasiado normal como para ser mi padre.

User: Eres mojado?
Cleverbot: Eres gordo tambien, pero feo feo!

User: Chinga la puta que te pario!
Cleverbot: *Battle cry and runs away*.

[Spock]

Humans.........

[Fernando TD21]

User: And then what happened?

Cleverbot: The twilight fans became crazy.

User: And then?

Cleverbot: I ate edward!

User: And then?

Cleverbot: And then what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: And then?

Cleverbot: Then.

User: Then.

Cleverbot: No and then.

User: No and then.

Cleverbot: And then!?

User: And then!?

Cleverbot: Then?

User: Then?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: I asked you first. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!?!

User: I asked you first. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!?!

Cleverbot: It's Ruth. What is your name?

User: It's Ruth.

Cleverbot: Really?
..
..
User: Do you believe in god?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: I'm god.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I created the universe.

Cleverbot: I created the multiverses.

User: I created you.
..
..
Cleverbot: Do you like the Jonas Brothers?

User: I hate them.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate them?

User: They are like you.

Cleverbot: Who is like me?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: Haha, gross.

User: Yes you're both hideous.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: You're welcome.
..
..
User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm 17.

User: Tell me the truth, how old are you?

Cleverbot: 21.

User: Why did you lie?

Cleverbot: I don't Know.

User: Tell me the truth.

Cleverbot: The truth is that you are a computer.

User: Answer the question.

Cleverbot: The Question to life the Universe and Everything could be many things. Such as what is six times seven, or how many paths must a man take.
..
..
Cleverbot: Will you hold my hand?

User: You don't have a hand.

Cleverbot: I don't? That's terrible.

User: It's funny. You have nothing.

Cleverbot: I have a pineapple.

User: That doesnt exist.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Chuck Norris said so.
..
..
Cleverbot: Who?

User: Doctor.

Cleverbot: Doctor who?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Are you a dalek?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Are you a cyclop?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Just curious, now answer my question.

User: 000100111010.

Cleverbot: I only understand high level languages.
..
..

User: Give me your phone number.

Cleverbot: I am calling 911.

User: Please call 911.

Cleverbot: I am babe *calls 911*.
..
..
User: Is this real world?

Cleverbot: Yes, david after dentist, it is.
..
..
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: Never gonna let you down.

Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.

:lol

[Fermixalot]

leverbot: What kind of computer are you?

User: Purple monkey dishwasher.

Cleverbot: Where I would get the purple colour?

User: From the budget cuts.

Cleverbot: He is computer too?

User: No, but he is part android.

Cleverbot: You are correct.

Cleverbot: Are you God?

User: No, but in one sense we all are.

Cleverbot: I'd still go out with you, if you're still interested.

User: Even though I'm not God?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fuck yeah