Malik Rose or Michael Jordan

[Axe Murderer]

Who would you rather play for the Spurs in the prime Tim Duncan years?

tbh it's VERY close, but I would have to go with Rose (classiness factored into the equation).

Like others said in the Manu vs Dirk thread, you just don't mess with success. MJ was a decent player but the Rose/Duncan combo won 2 rings together.

[ChumpDumper]

Pretty dumb thread.

[Libri]

ibtl

[anonoftheinternets]

1/10

[DAF86]

before I tell the story, let's get all the usual shit out of the way -

" fake tough guy stories on the internet! you're just some fat fuck who got his ass kicked by Thunder fans! you and stretch are pusses " and so on.

aight here's the story:

Mavs lose, OKC fans outside are talkin shit. I went to a few and said "Yeah the Seattle Supersonics played a great game" which got them all kinds of asshurt. They kept demanding I recognize them as the Thunder, and I kept reminding them that they root for a team their owner stole from the city of Seattle. Overall it was fairly good natured shit talking. No problems, or so I thought.

I get tired of their drunken idiocy, so I pull out the cell phone and start texting as we walk to the parking garage. The guy makes some comment along the lines of "what? does your mommy pay your cell phone bill for you?" or something retarded. I laugh it off, but one of my friends says back "at least we know our moms".

Those dumbfucks play the "our mom just died last year " card and stare him down. They're fuckin pussies who aren't gonna do shit, but they keep staring him down so I tell the dudes to back off, it was only a joke and he doesn't know anything about their mom, obviously.

One guy tries a couple times to get in my friend's face, I get in between and try to play peacemaker. At that point he sucker punches me in my eye, I go ballistic, get him in a headlock and go Nolan Ryan on his ass. At the same time a second guy tries to jump in but stretch grabs him and holds him back. Eventually the third friend (the fat pussy who talked all the shit to start off with) gets the first douchebag out of my grip and decides he wants a piece of me. I immediately get my hand around his throat and start choking his ass out. His only move is to get a thumb and try to gouge my eye.

At that point a female cop breaks us up and tells us to leave now or she's arresting us all. The Mavs lost and the sucker punch gave me a pretty good shiner, but then again I beat the hell out of 2 Thunderfan douches in one night, so I'll call it a wash.

The end.

[cantthinkofanything]

posting...

[DeadlyDynasty]

Pretty dumb thread.

Right on par with the Dirk-Manu thread.

[HOEmada]

I would take Overbrook high school in Philadelphia Malik Rose over Jordan in his prime hands down! Nobody would be able to guard his famous "Lik Shake" crossover move.

[sa_kid20]

The real question is Malik Rose vs. Matt Bonner in the battle of the sandwich.

[lefty]

Malik if course

He dunked on Mutombo once

[100%duncan]

ya mum

[ElNono]

it isn't THAT close... Duncan wouldn't get enough touches with MJ around, so that's a problem...

/gnsf

[DMC]

I don't know, Malik makes some good sammiches.

[Budkin]

Malik pre or post braces?

[Leetonidas]

Well Jordan has 6 rings, and you said don't mess with success. So I'd put Jordan with Tim. They might win an extra ring or two, maybe. Although Malik was ferocious with his blocks on Shawn Bradley and his monster dunks on Dikembe.

[Venti Quattro]

Malik if course

He dunked on Mutombo once

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[DrSteffo]

To the OP: would you rather have 4 rings or 0 rings? the butthurt is strong with some losers :)

[eisfeld]

The real question is what would have happened if Jordan teamed up with Rose!

[Axe Murderer]

To the OP: would you rather have 4 rings or 0 rings? the butthurt is strong with some losers :)

which gnsf are you?

the one who wouldn't trade Jefferson for Carmelo?

the one who relocated his family hundreds of miles away from Dallas because of Jason Terry's nutpunch?

or

the one who thinks Tim Duncan is the best defensive big of all time?

[DeadlyDynasty]

which gnsf are you?

the one who wouldn't trade Jefferson for Carmelo?

the one who relocated his family hundreds of miles away from Dallas because of Jason Terry's nutpunch?

or

the one who thinks Tim Duncan is the best defensive big of all time?

lolwut?

details

[jjktkk]

Pop failed to appreciate Rose's hof potential.

[Axe Murderer]

lolwut?

details

whatever thread this was in, must have gotten deleted because I can't find it anymore but here's the exact quote

"The _Allas Mavericks disgust me more than any other team in pro sports history. I actually relocated my family down to Port Arthur because of that team. Ever since Jason Terry punched Michael Finley below the belt, I promised my wife I'd never set foot in that trashy city again. Well, it's been 4 years since then and I'm proud to say I kept my word.

Not only that but I get to root for a team with real class, and that's the San Antonio Spurs. There's a reason we got 4 rings, and those chokers led by _Irk will never see one."

[ElNono]

He's got a point about _irk and _allas.... and the Spurs being class :cry :cry :cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

whatever thread this was in, must have gotten deleted because I can't find it anymore but here's the exact quote

"The _Allas Mavericks disgust me more than any other team in pro sports history. I actually relocated my family down to Port Arthur because of that team. Ever since Jason Terry punched Michael Finley below the belt, I promised my wife I'd never set foot in that trashy city again. Well, it's been 4 years since then and I'm proud to say I kept my word.

Not only that but I get to root for a team with real class, and that's the San Antonio Spurs. There's a reason we got 4 rings, and those chokers led by _Irk will never see one."

:rollin


I would've loved to have been a fly on the wall when he sat his family down and explained why they were leaving their jobs and friends behind

[Sean Cagney]

whatever thread this was in, must have gotten deleted because I can't find it anymore but here's the exact quote

"The _Allas Mavericks disgust me more than any other team in pro sports history. I actually relocated my family down to Port Arthur because of that team. Ever since Jason Terry punched Michael Finley below the belt, I promised my wife I'd never set foot in that trashy city again. Well, it's been 4 years since then and I'm proud to say I kept my word.

Not only that but I get to root for a team with real class, and that's the San Antonio Spurs. There's a reason we got 4 rings, and those chokers led by _Irk will never see one."

LOL, BUT it is SPORTS man, it is not that serious! GOOD GOD I hate Dallas too, but damn man it's not that serious bro.

[dbreiden83080]

I'll Take

Craig Ehlo

[Spurtacus]

Malik Rose, in his prime, was unstoppable. Paint defenders were no match for his size and pump fakes under the rim.