The Mono Show Rises

[monosylab1k]

Episode 3 tonight during the Mavs game.

8 PM Central time. for 2 hours. mute your fuckin tv and let me do the play by play/commentary. here's the link

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/monost/2011/05/24/m3-mono-rises

[Axe Murderer]

*in before a number of posters nobody has ever heard of saying they can't call in crofl*

[Isitjustme?]

Not gonna be able to call in tbh

[Brazil]

I'd like to call but with my French accent nobody would understand my great bb takes

[benefactor]

I can call if it's after 6.

[BlackSwordsMan]

can you call in and pretend to be parker and then I'll pretend I'm drunk and fall asleep on my stomach?

[TheNextGen]

Episode 3 tonight before the Mavs game.

More info coming.

ZzzZZzzZZ

[4>0rings]

Waiting on a reccomendation first before I call in.

[Kyle Orton]

Waiting on a reccomendation first before I call in.
5 star show, will recommend to others......? :lol

[monosylab1k]

quick question before I post the details of the show.

If I was to do play by play/commentary during the entire game, would anybody out there actually bother to mute their tv's and listen to me instead? Farfetched, I know, but I'm just throwing it out there.

[Giuseppe]

quick question before I post the details of the show.

If I was to do play by play/commentary during the entire game, would anybody out there actually bother to mute their tv's and listen to me instead? Farfetched, I know, but I'm just throwing it out there.

Bend over. I'll fuckin' throw somethin' out there.

[monosylab1k]

Bend over. I'll fuckin' throw somethin' out there.

The Skunker!!!

[Giuseppe]

The Skunker!!!!

[Fpoonsie]

quick question before I post the details of the show.

If I was to do play by play/commentary during the entire game, would anybody out there actually bother to mute their tv's and listen to me instead? Farfetched, I know, but I'm just throwing it out there.

[splooooooooooooge!]




(tried to find a cartoon gif of "load blowing", but that "Google Images" search got hard to scroll through pretty quickly.

[John Basedow]

quick question before I post the details of the show.

If I was to do play by play/commentary during the entire game, would anybody out there actually bother to mute their tv's and listen to me instead? Farfetched, I know, but I'm just throwing it out there.

If the alternative is Mark Jackson, then sure.

[symple19]

[splooooooooooooge!]




(tried to find a cartoon gif of "load blowing", but that "Google Images" search got hard to scroll through pretty quickly.

let me help you Fpoonsie

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb12/wileebud/come3fu.gif?t=1188177049

[Cessation]

If the alternative is Mark Jackson, then sure.

I agree son, jackson is top5 worst announcer calling nba games.

[ElNono]

If you don't pull a "Hand down.... Man down..." I might listen in...

[monosylab1k]

here's the link fagles

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/monost/2011/05/24/m3-mono-rises

[DPG21920]

Will there be free throw disparity talk?

[monosylab1k]

hmm i can only do a 2 hour show max anyways. well fuck it maybe i'll just do the game......stand by....as of now nothing has changed, but there maybe a rescheduling of sorts.

[DPG21920]

I thought you scoffed this show? I can't keep up anymore. Lol short.

[monosylab1k]

fuck it, i'm gonna do the game.

8 PM to 10 PM central time, I can only do it for 2 hours so prob won't make it to the 4th quarter.

tbh I'm gonna do some drinkin tonight, so if Drunk BUMP wants to cohost with Drunk Mono, that would be swell.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/monost/2011/05/24/m3-mono-rises

[John Basedow]

Looks like I'll be postponing the prize drawing tonight...been upstaged

[Kyle Orton]

Fuck fuckin younger sibling graduation dinners I have to go to tonight and tomorrow

"Graduating from high school :cry" as if it's a big deal

[BlackSwordsMan]

im so close to seriously on gears of war

[Kyle Orton]

congratulations, you're not a retard!
:lmao

[Axe Murderer]

tbh I'm gonna do some drinkin tonight, so if Drunk BUMP wants to cohost with Drunk Mono, that would be swell.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/monost/2011/05/24/m3-mono-rises

:tu

tbh I could probably do the first hour but idk about the 2nd. maybe somebody could take over for me

[monosylab1k]

:tu

tbh I could probably do the first hour but idk about the 2nd. maybe somebody could take over for me

sounds like a plan brah. anybody want to co host the second hour?

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol wouldn't be surprised if Mono's show gets sponsored soon, with the way gnsf has flocked to it..

"good job Mono!":lol..

[monosylab1k]

crofl well if i start going mainstream, i can just post blatantly vulgar images in my avatar to force Kori into disciplining me.

[Axe Murderer]

tbh I just talked to THE adrian beltre and he's agreed to co-host the 2nd hour imho

[HarlemHeat37]

You've been mainstream for a while:lol..I don't know why you don't admit it, Harlem has no problem admitting it..targeting the most anti-Spurs posters for your battles(Luva, Giuseppe) is such a mainstream move:lol..

It's cool though..the all-ST voting was before you went mainstream, so no shame in not winning, you'll probably get 1st team next time IMO..

[Kyle Orton]

tbh I just talked to THE adrian beltre and he's agreed to co-host the 2nd hour imho
He'll do a good job if he's promised a new contract after it's over

[4>0rings]

:lol wouldn't be surprised if Mono's show gets sponsored soon, with the way gnsf has flocked to it..

"good job Mono!":lol..
It's the same when Kori/Bootleg jerry curl posts..


"excellent post!.. I SOOO agree with you!"

[HarlemHeat37]

It's the same when Kori/Bootleg jerry curl posts..


"excellent post!.. I SOOO agree with you!"

:lmao

He's definitely reached that status..Mainstream Mono..

[Axe Murderer]

He'll do a good job if he's promised a new contract after it's over

:lol

or if yavoserb is giving him under the table BJ's crofl imho

[jeebus]

I can't call in crofl

[DMC]

can you call in and pretend to be parker and then I'll pretend I'm drunk and fall asleep on my stomach?
:lmao

You are a sick fucker but you always make me laugh... and you are probably serious.

[DMC]

Fuck fuckin younger sibling graduation dinners I have to go to tonight and tomorrow

"Graduating from high school :cry" as if it's a big deal
It is for them. Hell, 12 years of school... that's the biggest graduation they will ever see.

[rayjayjohnson]

as a reformed mono hater, i certainly hopes he drops a hot 16 over some phat beats.

[yavozerb]

:lol

or if yavoserb is giving him under the table BJ's crofl imho

:lmao, hold on, :lmao...

[IronMexican]

Gnarly. No idea this was coming back.

[Kyle Orton]

It is for them. Hell, 12 years of school... that's the biggest graduation they will ever see.
who's them :lol, I was talking about my younger brother

[IronMexican]

rayray and mono had a truce?

[Mavillionaire]

rayray and mono had a truce?Yeah that Aussies caves fast, just like they did to the Japs in WW2.

[DPG21920]

Hi Stretch.

[Axe Murderer]

Deep, are you calling in tonight?

[monosylab1k]

Yeah that Aussies caves fast, just like they did to the Japs in WW2.

hey Tacker. rememba det one time you PM'ed Accountant and thought u totally pwned TheMachine? Yeah, that was my troll, and you fell into my trap perfectly. crofl.

Ashraf, just another pawn in the troll chess match.

[DPG21920]

Only if BadFish and Tyson call in. That way I can talk shit to them and make Tyson say he doesn't have the money to bet me live on air.

[Axe Murderer]

fuck me.

i might get suble trolled IRL

[DPG21920]

Axe, if I call in we have to kill your subtle troll goods shtick towards me IMO. I know I don't troll nor do I try to be good at it. It's RIP subtle troll goods.

[Axe Murderer]

:tu

the not so subtle troll goods from now on

[Kyle Orton]

O1tufujnbzU

[monosylab1k]

less than 4 minutes from the return of THE MONO SHOW

btw i dunno if the broadcast and your tv's will sync up, so we may need to work that out somehow

[Axe Murderer]

tbh i have to watch from a shitty stream so my reaction might be delayed

[monosylab1k]

if i'm behind your tv, obviously just pause your dvr for a second and play it once it syncs up.

[monosylab1k]

tbh i have to watch from a shitty stream so my reaction might be delayed

it's all good brah.

[monosylab1k]

btw EPIC opening song on today's show LISTEN FROM THE START

[MavDynasty]

I'll call in

[monosylab1k]

about to start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IronMexican]

>not opening with Yonkers

[IronMexican]

Few more dicks.

[IronMexican]

Memorial Day miracle

[IronMexican]

BUMP and Axe Murderer are the same person?

[IronMexican]

Lol. stop shitting with me brah.

[Giuseppe]

tee, hee.

[IronMexican]

Was that really cub?

[NASpurs]

:lmao tired old shitbag, skunker

[IronMexican]

Check area code.

[HarlemHeat37]

How did mainstream Harlem get his stripes back so fast?

DPG spoke with Kori, tbh..15 mins later, Harlem returned..

[Pelicans78]

Is DPG asian?

[Pelicans78]

Should be renamed into the BUMP show.

[Pelicans78]

DPG was wrong about the Mavs

[DPG21920]

I was wrong :)

[IronMexican]

Was showering. Miss anything cool?

[Nathan89]

fN8gD3VWcWQ

Feel free to do your American version of this Mono.

[Pelicans78]

Watching the game.

[Pelicans78]

I know who Greg Oden is.

[Pelicans78]

i prefer cold.

[IronMexican]

10/10 beer bottle. Would buy and recommend to friends.

[IronMexican]

I just took an Advil PM. Going to bed soon.

[IronMexican]

21 or me.

[DPG21920]

RedZero hates being called a hipster.

[Pelicans78]

wish the thunder would miss.

[Pelicans78]

I'm a big Dan Crawford fan.

[IronMexican]

I'll call in soon.

[Pelicans78]

Perkins is a bit overrated. He's a specialized defender. PRetty much it. Healthy 38 yo Shaq is better.

[Axe Murderer]

hornets

[Pelicans78]

pretty much

[Pelicans78]

i hate Jason Terry.




Not really.

[John Basedow]

crofl...Harlem are you Puerto Rican?

[Pelicans78]

Dirk4MVP is not Greg Oden.

[John Basedow]

Fuck the NFC East...show the Buffalo Bills some love, they need it

[DPG21920]

Bump, ask IM if he would rather have sex with Oprah while listening to Radio Head or Kim Kardashian while listening to Lady Gaga?

[DPG21920]

D4P is a bang member.

[redzero]

Bump, ask IM if he would rather have sex with Oprah while listening to Radio Head or Kim Kardashian while listening to Lady Gaga?

"Radiohead." One word, plebeian.

[Pelicans78]

Dirk4MVP is not Greg Oden, but I know who he is.

[Rappin Biedrins]

I wanna call in. How do I call in?

[DPG21920]

Bump, have IM apologize on air, then write me a formal 345 word apology that starts with "Dear DPG", or he is banned.

[Rappin Biedrins]

I'm the real Rappin Biedrins. Screw you Bump.

[Pelicans78]

BR is white sons.

[Rappin Biedrins]

I don't do vahdka nor fee trows
But I slap Yao in his little mentu'

From BK Skonto to the fukin War'ors
I make Don Nelso smell my stinky pe'dere

All yu Fakers from Luva to Kool
You can drink my min'gere and eat my stul

Don Nelson you fat fukin Cunnus
Go choke ded as you suck on my Latvian pe'nis

Women love me and my hair
While Luva liks Kool's pubs bare

Baron Davis you fukin ugly dusmas,
How does it feel Per'tummed by Monta Ellis?

Just tell me one thing gay ess Luva,
How do yu like the taste of my Biesu Zupa?

Copyrighted by Microphone Records

[Axe Murderer]

I'm the real Rappin Biedrins. Screw you Bump.

oh

[DPG21920]

You questioned me being a mod.

[HarlemHeat37]

Anything interesting happen on the show?..

[Pelicans78]

Stretch is a faggot. Oh no, I just got fined 50,000 VBookie cash.

[IronMexican]

Going to bed. Waking up at 4 and took an advil PM. Good luck with the rest of the show.

[DPG21920]

It's hilarious how they made mom comments first :lol Then get mad at your comment.

[Rappin Biedrins]

Who needs BUMP's trolls when you have me.

[DPG21920]

:lol Forgetting someone is on the call

[John Basedow]

Rogue needs to post more often...best Mavs fanPERIOD

[Pelicans78]

Should Chris Paul get traded?

[DPG21920]

It's also funny how that never crossed your mind when you were arguing with them :lol

That would have been the first thing I said to them.

[Pelicans78]

David Manning.

[redzero]

My phone just dropped the call.

[DPG21920]

My right eye swells shut when drunk.

[HarlemHeat37]

I'm thinking of calling in, don't know if it's worth paying the fees though..anybody have any shortcuts, tbh?..

Somebody hook up a Skype account..

[DPG21920]

RedZero, why are you so much more productive at Starbucks than anywhere else?

[John Basedow]

trolling

[HarlemHeat37]

IM or Redzero must have a Skype account, tbh..hook up..

[DPG21920]

:lol Dirk got kicked in the head.

[jeebus]

Not as classy as Robinson

Robinson would block your shot then pray for you after the game. Class.

[John Basedow]

He sounded old, but the wop accent was too contrived

[John Basedow]

Renaldo: Fitzpeezy or Henne?

[redzero]

DPG sounds like a midget on helium.

[Pelicans78]

DPG sounds like a midget on helium.

Very classy midget.

[frodo]

sounds cool tbh, 2 hours :drool:

[MavDynasty]

<3

[redzero]

Who was that?

[HarlemHeat37]

ohmwrecker sounds like a fat Mexican.

:lol Ya, not surprising, tbh..

:lol edit fail..

[frodo]

as much as i hate picklebreaths in general i've to give credit to da mono show tbh. haven't listened so such quality show since dat nigga tom leykis retired tbh

[redzero]

:lol Ya, not surprising, tbh..

:lol edit fail..

:lol that was you, huh?

[DPG21920]

We all know my voice. It's distinctive.

[dirk4mvp]

We all know my voice. It's distinctive.

Obviously.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol that was you, huh?

Nah, tbh, it wasn't..I couldn't listen, I'll check out the archives, I couldn't call, didn't want to pay:lol..last time I had to hold for like 8 minutes, tbh..

Sounds like it was a good lineup of callers tonight though, according to this thread..

[redzero]

Nah, tbh, it wasn't..I couldn't listen, I'll check out the archives, I couldn't call, didn't want to pay:lol..last time I had to hold for like 8 minutes, tbh..

:rollin I didn't know you were Mexican.

[lefty]

That was HH

[DPG21920]

D4P, why do you sound like you hate life?

[HarlemHeat37]

:rollin I didn't know you were Mexican.

:lol I'm not even close to Mexican..

I actually didn't call though, tbh..if you want to listen to my voice, listen to the last Mono show, I called in as Harlem..

[frodo]

short ppl sound similar imho, high-pitched and a bit effeminate

[John Basedow]

:lol I'm not even close to Mexican..

You're Puerto Rican...the NY connection makes sense now

[John Basedow]

short ppl sound similar imho, high-pitched and a bit effeminate

:rollin

[HarlemHeat37]

You're Puerto Rican...the NY connection makes sense now

Nope, no Latin/Spanish at all, tbh..

[dirk4mvp]

DPG sounds like a midget on helium.

:lol

[DPG21920]

This is true, Frodo. However, in person, when you see my charismatic ways it is not nearly as drastic as over the phone.

[John Basedow]

Nope, no Latin/Spanish at all, tbh..

you sounded straight rican on your first call tonight, tbh

[HarlemHeat37]

you sounded straight rican on your first call tonight, tbh

I didn't call in tonight, tbh..

I called in as Harlem on one of the shows, using my actual voice though, I think it was the last one..

[monosylab1k]

:lmao HarlemSlimCharles pretending he didn't call in

[monosylab1k]

twice :lmao

[John Basedow]

twice :lmao

my count was 3

[DPG21920]

MavDynasty sounded like McLovin

[HarlemHeat37]

Check my comments in this thread, I wanted to call in, but I didn't want to pay the fees, tbh..

I'm already on record as a caller on the Mono show, you know this Monosylab, why would I deny it now?..why, did somebody pretend to be Harlem or something?..

[John Basedow]

redzero=confirmed black man. Was good to hear him, tbh

[DPG21920]

Everyone sounds black when your jeans are tight.

[HarlemHeat37]

Why would Redzero not be Black?..

[dirk4mvp]

tbh redzero even has black friends from what I heard on xbox.

[HarlemHeat37]

Tbh, Blipsters are starting to make up a huge % of Blacks, not surprising that Red would have a crew..trading in the 45s and black hoods for skinnys and vnecks, tbh..

[John Basedow]

Why would Redzero not be Black?..

tbh when I picture a hipster, the last image(s) that come to my mind are an East LA cholo and a Nawlins brotha.

Besides...there's been too many other faux-blacks on this forum (TC, luva)

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Disagree with Redzero, but definitely on you with IM..that's a good look in real life though, he has a unique appeal, if he wants to pursue it with his High School girls, tbh..

[Reggie Williams]

crolf

[John Basedow]

I gotta say the best part was DPG just unloading on badfish...you could feel the raw hatred through the speakers :lol

[DPG21920]

You mad, Tyson :lol

[monosylab1k]

you're so fucking gay you ruined the mono show for me..i didn't even want to call in i just turned it off whenever i heard your retarded voice say hello

lol someone's scared of DPG.

crofl this excuse is almost as bad as "I hid in the parking lot and left, BUT it was because u all sucked :lmao"

[HarlemHeat37]

crofl this excuse is almost as bad as "I hid in the parking lot and left, BUT it was because u all sucked :lmao"

:lmao:lmao..

[DPG21920]

yeah, he mad :lol

[DPG21920]

My voice didn't ruin it for you last time you called and we spoke for about 15 minutes though? Or are you now reverse hating like you do on everything?

[monosylab1k]

says the guy the other day scro'ing it up on aim :rolleyes

:lmao okay mr. "renaldo is lying about me :cry just be friends with me on xbox"

[monosylab1k]

btw i think it's really cubby that called in, anybody else, what do u think?

[dirk4mvp]

:lmao okay mr. "renaldo is lying about me :cry just be friends with me on xbox"

get on xbox and play 2k, dawg!!!

[dirk4mvp]

btw i think it's really cubby that called in, anybody else, what do u think?

No, imo. When he's not shticking it up, he's always quoting some movie or obscure saying. I think that's how he would talk irl, tbh.

[John Basedow]

btw i think it's really cubby that called in, anybody else, what do u think?

Right age, but the accent was too contrived, tbh

[DPG21920]

Tyson, why are you getting personal? If you actually listen, every time I call in I bring the basketball takes.

[John Basedow]

check the area code...if it's in AZ then yeah...probably him

[John Basedow]

Dirk goin HAM

[DPG21920]

Mavs: 98

OKC: 107


DPG

wrong about dem Mavs :smokin

and wrong about tonight's result :)

Will he be right?

[DPG21920]

Making fun of my condition is personal.

[DPG21920]

Yes, it's a symptom of my condition: Shortness.

[Reggie Williams]

mono "this is the mono show you're on the air!"

"hi this is renaldo balkman. where's tyson chandler?"

:lmao nuff said


crofl you aint hard dude so stop acting all swole on the net

[rayjayjohnson]

did he drop 16 on some phat beats?

i would have listened to it, but im pretty sure the people i share my lab with didnt want to hear 3 hours of some drunk morons saying 'tee hee'

[benefactor]

who the fuck else is 60 years old? tlong?
Tlong actually doesn't sound as old as he is on the phone. We both called in to the Kori Eliis show at the same time once.

[rayjayjohnson]

Meh, was okay. Rapping about dirk being awesome after saying you were done with him and he was past it was a bit much, but I guess even a filthy bitch ass screw like Rick Ross can get away with that sort of behavior, so mahzultah or whateverthefuck.

[i MAke GOod POlls]

good show

funny when BUMP criticized ESPN for overdoing the OKC bombings and then just said "fuck it, i'm going straight to hell" :lol

also it was funny toward the end when mono actually lost count of who all was on the air at one time

[Axe Murderer]

yeah that was a complete asshole move on my part

i am not particularly looking forward to going to the conference room to have a chat with the elderly office manager after those foolish statements.

[Jelloisjigglin]

i was gonna call in but no one knows who the fuck i am :depressed

[TheNextGen]

lol at Billy Bob clowning Harlem, Lefty and Koriwhat.