Mavs vs Heat NBA Finals game 1

[BRHornet45]

What!??

the Heat have gotten NO calls.

it's bullshit.

_allas fans should never complain about any call. Remember when Duncan got called for the foul when _irk stepped on his foot?

son its only game 1. Stern doesn't want to make it look TOO obvious of his plans.

http://sports.rightpundits.com/wp-content/photos/whistle.jpg

they will come, indeed they will come. don't doubt that

[ChrisRichards]

:rollin@ allas mavericks

[100%duncan]

:lol Chockericks

[Banzai]

Lol

[Cry Havoc]

You enjoy being a sensitive pussy don't you?

Serious butthurt starting in this thread. :lmao

[Brazil]

lol Nash
lol never giving Marion looks in the post
lol point guards ruining teammates with potential

:lol dok with the nash hate ... classic

[100%duncan]

game

[resistanze]

Game. Now I can go to bed.

[024]

wade time!

[TampaDude]

Wade!!!

Dagger!!!

BALLGAME!!!!!

[Bill_Brasky]

D-Wade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheKingOfMIA6]

Get that shit outta here

[dirk4mvp]

I enjoy being a sensitive pussy.

[21+20+9+50=4 Rings]

CHOOOOOOKEEEEEE!!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

karma for 06!!!!

[davethedope]

uh oh...

[HarlemHeat37]

Wade finally playing like he's supposed to, about time..

[Kyle Orton]

how does wade do this? He plays like absolute shit for 36 minutes then comes alive in the 4th...

[Brazil]

Wade remembers to everyone he is still there

[Spurologist]

Damn...that Heat is scorching in the 4th

[ElNono]

Here comes D-Wade

[DMC]

JJ is killing it.

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

yeaaaa wade

[DesignatedT]

dagger

[Kyle Orton]

Lincoln, NIGGA

[IronMexican]

Dirk costed Dallas this one.

[Cry Havoc]

http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/9/choking-method.jpg

[jag]

Once you admit I'm right about point guards/2008 Rondo I will.

You were right about Rondo. Howeva! There are too many holes in your PG theory.

[100%duncan]

heat winning a game they're supposed to win

[dirk4mvp]

Being a sensitive pussy is something I enjoy.

[DMC]

nagger
No but that last kid was, that's why I'm divorcing her.

[Ed Lover]

c'mon son

we all know this, but it pisses me off to no end seeing this non-motion miami offense. they have NO scheme

it's an affront to the game

it works sons, but its DAT BOOLSHIT!

[picc84]

Dirk...every time we're about to anoint you...every time.

[Cry Havoc]

how does wade do this? He plays like absolute shit for 36 minutes then comes alive in the 4th...

Mavs defense looks really tired, TBH. They're reaching on D and aren't rotating as well. Playing very far back and giving open looks to prevent the dribble-drive.

[100%duncan]

how does wade do this? He plays like absolute shit for 36 minutes then comes alive in the 4th...

Spo: He's Dwyane Wade

[Kyle Orton]

You were right about Rondo.
Good enough. You were right about Marion's post game :cry. One more example of a point guard stopping his teammate from developing his own game. Marion never develops that post game with Nash hogging the ball.

[Axe Murderer]

crofl

whenever his gf isn't getting gangbanged, Cry Havoc should call her in to help fight his internet battles for him imho

[DesignatedT]

game over. series over.

[Cry Havoc]

Missing from this thread: Stretch.

[sefant77]

CHOOOOOOKEEEEEE!!!! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!

karma for 06!!!!

u are 12?

[Ed Lover]

costed

:lmao

[TampaDude]

I don't know why people are saying Dallas is choking...it's not like they were up big...this has been a close game up until now. The Heat are just better tonight.

[davethedope]

Dirk...every time we're about to anoint you...every time.

He's disappearing.

[DMC]

If the Mavs lose... lol

If the Heat lose... lol x 2

[dirk4mvp]

crofl


whenever his gf isn't getting gangbanged, Cry Havoc should call her in to help fight his internet battles for him imho

lol koriwhat's first victim

[100%duncan]

Wow

[LakerHater]

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kyle Orton]

oh my god based god

[resistanze]

Gawd damn.

[024]

holy crap

[Cry Havoc]

Bye bye Dallas.

[Ed Lover]

THAT

was the dagger niggaz

brawny

[AnthonyM]

Breen sounds like he just came in his pants

[TampaDude]

KING JAMES with the FUCK YOU DUNK!!!

[DMC]

James about to win his first Finals game.

[lefty]

Videogames James !!!!!

[Bill_Brasky]

LeBron = GOAT potential

[davethedope]

Nice dunk, no foul

[Tp9gospursgo]

Another ghost call for Bron.

[redzero]

:worthy:

[Kyle Orton]

Xc9mdzfrOgw

[NewcastleKEG]

James is the greatest defender ever?

:lol

Where year is his DPOY award from

[Brazil]

dallas choking tbh

[jag]

DPG starting to look right about dem Mavs..

:cry

[Darth_Pelican]

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[100%duncan]

what the fuck terry? :lol

[Killakobe81]

Agree. he went up looks like heat mistimed their jump.
Game not over but "feels" that way.

LOL called it.

Great play be Lebron THAT was what I was waiting for ...great play sby Wade just before that ...

[024]

why do they even bother passing it to bosh??

same with terry..

[ElNono]

lol JT chucking

[Ed Lover]

my moms church league has more motion than the Miami offense

thefuckouttahere

[Spurologist]

Terry with the goods tbh

:lmao

[Killakobe81]

LeBron = GOAT potential

I agree son, I agree.

[Cry Havoc]

:lol bail out for Dirk.

[DesignatedT]

game over. series over

[picc84]

Dirk finally came out the locker room.

[Ace]

James is the greatest defender ever?

:lol

Where year is his DPOY award from

Lol still ass hurt over the pounding the Bulls took..

[Killakobe81]

LOL heat whining, they have gotten away with a lot of contact ...

[Cry Havoc]

Dirk looks completely gassed.

[TampaDude]

Dirk 142-152 from the line in the playoffs...wow...

[Spurologist]

my moms church league has more motion than the Miami offense

thefuckouttahere

http://www.athletepromotions.com/athletepictures/photos/9069erikspoelstra.gif

"That's not right!"

[jag]

If I were a Mavs fan I'd start cutting to make the pain come from some place other than my heart.

[Killakobe81]

Thing was, we all knew Lebron would be great. and wade clutch. But Bosh was hot early tooo ...if all 3 click no chance for Mavs to win especially with James locking down Terry ...

[024]

dirk should just post/drive every time now. refs will continue calling those fouls.

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

thats the terry i fucking know tbh

[100%duncan]

D:lolllas=fuck:lold

[TampaDude]

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[Ed Lover]

dumbass foul by terry son

[davethedope]

boneheaded foul

[lefty]

Lululz

[Bill_Brasky]

Wow, what a retarded foul.

[dirk4mvp]

If I were a Mavs fan I'd start cutting to make the pain come from some place other than my heart.
:cry

hHDbCC0Ongs

[ElNono]

lmao terry... here comes the whistles to close this down!

[picc84]

Terry...

So this is what it feels like to be a Mavs fan.

[100%duncan]

game baby

[HarlemHeat37]

Dirk should attack a lot more in game 2, we'll see how Miami adjusts..

Terry and Barea killed the Mavs tonight..

[Ed Lover]

and lol at the generous use of that terry gif

golden

[TampaDude]

Game.

Over.

[ElNono]

Shades of Wade '06

[davethedope]

Thing was, we all knew Lebron would be great. and wade clutch. But Bosh was hot early tooo ...if all 3 click no chance for Mavs to win especially with James locking down Terry ...

I think all three can click, they just can't let Chalmers score 20 and have miller
out rebounding them, which is why they're going to lose.

[LakerHater]

10 point led with 1:08!!

[NewcastleKEG]

Lol still ass hurt over the pounding the Bulls took..
Jackson sucks as an analyst

Pippen couldn't guard Reggie? wuuut

[Ed Lover]

furthermore sons, what the fuck are the classy heat fans doing?

c'mon son

[lefty]

Lol Toronto

[Cry Havoc]

Mavs gonna win it with jumpshooting.

Great offensive team.

Heat D won't make a difference.

[BRHornet45]

Game.

Over.

series over too

Dallas may get swept the fuck out if they keep playing like the San Antonio Silver Stars

[Bill_Brasky]

Bosh showin' them Dallas triggas how to finish a dunk......ha

[SpursRulez4eVeR]

Terry...

So this is what it feels like to be a Mavs fan.

It is a lot harder to pretend to be a mavs fan than i thought :lol

[Isitjustme?]

Kobe's probably buying a whole lot of HGH right now.

[TampaDude]

series over too

Dallas may get swept the fuck out if they keep playing like the San Antonio Silver Stars

Dallas wins the next two, tbh.

[ElNono]

Let's see if Lebron can close this up 10 with 1 min to go...

[LakerHater]

http://i51.tinypic.com/2z65kao.jpg

[jag]

JVG was quiet for the past five minutes while he was trying to rub one out.

[100%duncan]

what a FUCK YOU dunk

[LakerHater]

Pour it ON!!!!!

[Budkin]

I hate the fucking Heat.

[ElNono]

lol Dirk choke

[Ed Lover]

every single Heat timeout huddle ever

Spo: clear out and give it to brawny or d-wade



wow, what an oop


demoralizing sons

[TampaDude]

Puttin' on a show, baby!!!

[Cry Havoc]

:lmao

Someone gif that fat guy screaming.

[picc84]

Heat fans throwing things on the court during a win.

[jag]

Dirty Cubans can't even control themselves when they're winning.

[ElNono]

Stay classy Miami

[bulletedge]

The funniest thing is that Miami thinks the series is over.

[redzero]

:cry

hHDbCC0Ongs

Ouch, seeing how he died, that's a bad example.

[LakerHater]

http://i53.tinypic.com/mto26t.jpg

[Ace]

I hate the fucking Heat.

:lol

[ElNono]

Lebron is just excited he finally won an NBA Finals game

[Kyle Orton]

Dirty Cubans can't even control themselves when they're winning.
You are bringing the racial slur goods these days tbh, makes the godfather of the racial slur goods proud :cry

[Isitjustme?]

JVG was quiet for the past five minutes while he was trying to rub one out.

:lol

[TampaDude]

LeBron is just excited he finally won an NBA Finals game

^ this

[davethedope]

The funniest thing is that Miami thinks the series is over.

I agree. Although a totally different situation, I remember when the lakers took game one in Chicago back in 90 whatever, I thought, man, Chicago, just a fraud team.

[Spurologist]

Lebron is just excited he finally won an NBA Finals game

Don't let your haterade show too much.

[HarlemHeat37]

Lebron is just excited he finally won an NBA Finals game

Why wouldn't anybody be excited about that?:lol..

[Reck]

Wow The Heat are on a complete other level right now.

I thought Mavs could give them a run for ther money but tonight's showing has led me to believe Mavs may even get swept.

Mavs are actually lucky they will play 3 games on their home floor.

[lefty]

Lol Dirk just walked past a an exercise bike

[jag]

You are bringing the racial slur goods these days tbh, makes the godfather of the racial slur goods proud :cry

:lol

[LakerHater]

http://i53.tinypic.com/mto26t.jpg


http://i53.tinypic.com/mto26t.jpg

[ElNono]

Don't let your haterade show too much.

uh?

I like Lebron... I think he's numero uno.

[TampaDude]

Mavs win the next two...book it.

[Red Hawk #21]

Mavs threw that game away tbh

[picc84]

Just Mavs being Mavs. I don't know if I could do this shit for 6 more games, let alone 10+ years like the people of Dallas.

Motherfuckers choked like they were supposed to. From Dirk to Barea to Terry to Peja :lol to Carlisle.

[DPG21920]

Can't tell too much either way IMO. We knew it would be a defensive series. Good win and you saw some success in stretches from both sides. All games will come down to late 4th IMO.

[Reck]

Dirty Cubans can't even control themselves when they're winning.

Wow dude, really? You went there?

[Killakobe81]

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LOL this NEVER gets old ...

[Kyle Orton]

It's not really choking given the Heat had the better regular season record and have WAY more talent.

[Ed Lover]

I agree. Although a totally different situation, I remember when the lakers took game one in Chicago back in 90 whatever, I thought, man, Chicago, just a fraud team.

c'mon son

I remember when i fucked your mom and got stuck in her cervix

[Brazil]

lol acting the serie is over

[DPG21920]

:)

[ElNono]

Miami had to play hard for a quarter and took this... looks like it's going to be tough to beat them at home...

[4>0rings]

http://i53.tinypic.com/mto26t.jpg


http://i53.tinypic.com/mto26t.jpgOh snap! the remix :lol

[TampaDude]

LOL this NEVER gets old ...

Nope...never... :toast

[Crookshanks]

Mavs are a little rusty, and probably a little tight remembering what happened in 2006. The Thunder took the 1st game also, and we know how that series ended. I think Carlisle will make the adjustments needed in game 2. Mavs are on a mission, and I think they'll play better in game 2. At least I hope so!

[davethedope]

Wow The Heat are on a complete other level right now.

I thought Mavs could give them a run for ther money but tonight's showing has led me to believe Mavs may even get swept.

Mavs are actually lucky they will play 3 games on their home floor.

I agree. They'd better come up with a better game plan and JJ barea better
work on his layups

[picc84]

It's not really choking given the Heat had the better regular season record and have WAY more talent.

Its choking because even with the Heat's defense playing well, Mavs players missed shots they've been making ALL playoffs. Barea all of a sudden can't even make a fucking layup when he's been the second coming of Isaiah Thomas thus far.

[DPG21920]

Series is no where close to over. People always overreact to one game. If the Mavs win game 2, everyone will say the Heat are done.

Mavs were in a good spot throughout the game and will be in the next game as well. It's not their ideal style, but they can win defensive games. If they keep moving the ball, they will get good looks and even though they didn't shoot a good %, they made enough 3's to have MIA worried.

[ElNono]

The Thunder took the 1st game also, and we know how that series ended.

Uh? The Thunder took Game 2 in Dallas...

[cheguevara]

mmm this is the 5th time in a row Lebron + Wade just flip the switch in the 4th and pretty much bust their load on the opponent. This is pretty much over.

[TampaDude]

Series is no where close to over. People always overreact to one game. If the Mavs win game 2, everyone will say the Heat are done.

Mavs were in a good spot throughout the game and will be in the next game as well. It's not their ideal style, but they can win defensive games. If they keep moving the ball, they will get good looks and even though they didn't shoot a good %, they made enough 3's to have MIA worried.

^ the goods

Mavs in 6.

[DPG21920]

Miami had to play hard for a quarter and took this... looks like it's going to be tough to beat them at home...

That has been their m.o. all playoff. They are very talented, but their offense struggles. They win with defense and with that comes some stretches of bad offense. When they really focus in however, their talent has been taking over.


Its choking because even with the Heat's defense playing well, Mavs players missed shots they've been making ALL playoffs. Barea all of a sudden can't even make a fucking layup when he's been the second coming of Isaiah Thomas thus far.

How you can call that a choke is beyond me. MIA has a great defense.

[Dirk´s tounge]

Terry you stupid fuck...good grief...i HATE this douchebag!

[024]

mavs aren't in trouble until miami wins one in dallas.

[jag]

Wow dude, really? You went there?

I didn't mean to say anything bad about all Cubans...

Just the dirty ones.

[Crookshanks]

Uh? The Thunder took Game 2 in Dallas...

Oops - my bad. I thought it was game 1. :p:

[NewcastleKEG]

Mavs shot .388%. They didn't shoot under .420 this month

[Killakobe81]

Lebron and Wade are NOT blowing a 2-0 lead ...Game 2 is a must win. Series not over but Mavs must be in win at all costs mode. no way they sweeping all 3 at home.

[Jacob1983]

If I was the Mavs, I would be begging Mark Cuban to keep his mouth shut after this loss. There's no telling how pissed Cuban is right now. If I was Dirk and company I would be on my knees begging Cuban to shut the fuck up. Mavs crapped out big time in game. They still have not won a road playoff game. They could have won the game. When they got that 8 point lead, I think they got too comfortable and it fell apart. The 4th quarter was a joke. It was a joke for two reasons. Mavs shot horrible but they weren't helped by Stern's zebras. That missed foul on Lebron when he touched Terry after the 3 was ridiculous but not surprising. Dirk did what he could but it wasn't enough. If the Mavs would have stopped the Heat's spares, they would have won. And yes, you're damn right I'm pissed. I hate the Heat. I despise them the most of any team in pro sports. I hate them more than the Lakers and Yankees. I cannot stand Wade either. If he died, I wouldn't shed a tear. Sorry but when you experience something like what happened in the 2006 Finals, it makes you a very bitter person. You can call me butthurt if you want but being a Mavs fan can be agonizing and painful at times.

[ChrisRichards]

It's not really choking given the Heat had the better regular season record and have WAY more talent.

This is a choke broham. Mavs have chemistry, more well rounded players and they were supposed to not take shit from anybody no more after a convincing win against the champs.

[4>0rings]

Mainstream mono bitched out just as planned. Right before the Mavs shit the bed and he would of had to deal with it here.

[Ghazi]

:lol at people saying the Mavs choked

Mavs just missed their shots tonight... credit to Miami defense.

This series is not over.

[jag]

Losing to the Heat is not a choke.

[DPG21920]

The strange thing to me is that while it kind of looked like Dirk struggled when just watching the game, he had a very solid line.

Dallas made enough 3's to make it look like doubling Dirk wasn't working. They moved the ball pretty well. But when you look at the score and the box, you see it was pretty effective.

[ChrisRichards]

Lebron and Wade are NOT blowing a 2-0 lead ...Game 2 is a must win. Series not over but Mavs must be in win at all costs mode. no way they sweeping all 3 at home.

Co errect. Dallas better bring their A game on Thursday or it will be a Quick series.

[NewcastleKEG]

If I was the Mavs, I would be begging Mark Cuban to keep his mouth shut after this loss. There's no telling how pissed Cuban is right now. If I was Dirk and company I would be on my knees begging Cuban to shut the fuck up. Mavs crapped out big time in game. They still have not won a road playoff game. They could have won the game. When they got that 8 point lead, I think they got too comfortable and it fell apart. The 4th quarter was a joke. It was a joke for two reasons. Mavs shot horrible but they weren't helped by Stern's zebras. That missed foul on Lebron when he touched Terry after the 3 was ridiculous but not surprising. Dirk did what he could but it wasn't enough. If the Mavs would have stopped the Heat's spares, they would have won. And yes, you're damn right I'm pissed. I hate the Heat. I despise them the most of any team in pro sports. I hate them more than the Lakers and Yankees. I cannot stand Wade either. If he died, I wouldn't shed a tear. Sorry but when you experience something like what happened in the 2006 Finals, it makes you a very bitter person. You can call me butthurt if you want but being a Mavs fan can be agonizing and painful at times.
Road FINALS game?

[Bill_Brasky]

:)

You're looking right bout dem Mavs so far, scroh. Keep it up. :hat

[DPG21920]

Mav fans got more FT's as well IN MIA, so there is no crying about that either.

[DPG21920]

Ghazi, how do you feel about my takes?

[DMC]

I'm so ronery... so ronery.... so ronery and sadry arone.

[jag]

One thing hard to ignore is that Dirk got out-rebounded by LeBron, Bosh and Wade.

[picc84]

Normally it wouldn't be a choke.

But when Mavs players have been playing like all-stars and hitting impossible shots all postseason, and then start missing wide open ones, its a choke.

Marion at the beginning of the game looked like he was gonna have a seizure, and yet he's the only one who's nerves seemed to calm as the game went on. The only explanation I can think of is that he's too much of a simpleton to stay nervous.

[cheguevara]

agree mavs didnt' choke. They just wet the bed. They were never ready for prime time. Well, at least they have another WC banner to hang.

[ChrisRichards]

jj,Terry,Kidd,peja need to shoot better in gm 2. 7/25 ain't gonna cut it. Poor dirk tbh.

[DPG21920]

Dirk has been an absolutely atrocious rebounder this playoff. No one has talked about it because his offense was amazing and they were winning. It was one of the things I said Dallas had to be concerned about. They can't put Dirk on Bosh because they can't risk foul trouble and Dirk running out of gas. Because Chandler is on Bosh, Bosh sucks him out of the paint leaving Dirk to have to fight off Lebron/Wade/Joel on the offensive glass. It leaves them in a bad spot.

Mavs will not win a game in this series in which they get out boarded by more than 3+.

[davethedope]

This is a choke broham. Mavs have chemistry, more well rounded players and they were supposed to not take shit from anybody no more after a convincing win against the champs.

This too. I mean, the Lakers weren't a joke. Mavs just played awfully tonight. Both teams did really, but the Heat closed.

[Jacob1983]

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.

[Ace]

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.

:lmao

[jag]

Normally it wouldn't be a choke.

But when Mavs players have been playing like all-stars and hitting impossible shots all postseason, and then start missing wide open ones, its a choke.



Can't expect players to continue playing at an unnaturally high level. Hot streaks, just like cold streaks, always come to an end. It's not a choke.

[DPG21920]

Mavs got to the line and hit 9 3's at a 40% clip. If they can repeat that in game 2, they will be in good shape.

[jag]

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.

oh shit...

[Jacob1983]

Seriously, I honestly wouldn't care if all the Heat players died in their airplane while flying to Dallas after game 2, LOL. I hate the team that much. I wouldn't care at all if Stern died either. The NBA would be a legitimate sport if he died.

[jag]

Seriously, I honestly wouldn't care if all the Heat players died in their airplane while flying to Dallas after game 2, LOL. I hate the team that much. I wouldn't care at all if Stern died either. The NBA would be a legitimate sport if he died.

Don't do it bro

[Ghostface]

Seriously, I honestly wouldn't care if all the Heat players died in their airplane while flying to Dallas after game 2, LOL. I hate the team that much. I wouldn't care at all if Stern died either. The NBA would be a legitimate sport if he died.

Want me to take care of it for you?

[DPG21920]

If Stern died, who would give the Mavs more free throws than the Heat in Miami?

[Ace]

Seriously, I honestly wouldn't care if all the Heat players died in their airplane while flying to Dallas after game 2, LOL. I hate the team that much. I wouldn't care at all if Stern died either. The NBA would be a legitimate sport if he died.

:cry :cry :cry

[GuerillaBlack]

:cry Dirk Noringski continues... :cry

[jag]

Seriously, I honestly wouldn't care if all the Heat players died in their airplane while flying to Dallas after game 2, LOL. I hate the team that much. I wouldn't care at all if Stern died either. The NBA would be a legitimate sport if he died.

Just look at some pron and keep taking xanax.

[Jacob1983]

I hope Wade and Lebron break one ankle each. Whatever happens in game 2, I hope to God that Mav fans boo the shit out of Wade. If they don't, they aren't Mav fans. After what that herpes infested drama queen bitch did do the Mavs and their fans in 2006, that guy doesn't deserve any sympathy or compassion in my opinion.

[Ginobilly]

LOL at NBA/ESPN making Lebron player of the game when it was clearly wade making most of the defensive/offensive plays for the heat down the stretch.:lol

Would it hurt lebron seeing Wade carry another finals MVP?

[4>0rings]

Doesn't seem like the xanax has kicked in yet.

[Ghostface]

I hope Wade and Lebron break one ankle each. Whatever happens in game 2, I hope to God that Mav fans boo the shit out of Wade. If they don't, they aren't Mav fans. After what that herpes infested drama queen bitch did do the Mavs and their fans in 2006, that guy doesn't deserve any sympathy or compassion in my opinion.
http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/2261862_o.gif

[Bill_Brasky]

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.

:lmao

Saved for future copypasta.

[DPG21920]

Gino, are you serious? It's not player of the last 6 minutes, it's player of the game. Wade was a no show through the first 3.5 and Lebron was consistent throughout.

[jag]

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.


Seriously, I honestly wouldn't care if all the Heat players died in their airplane while flying to Dallas after game 2, LOL. I hate the team that much. I wouldn't care at all if Stern died either. The NBA would be a legitimate sport if he died.


I hope Wade and Lebron break one ankle each. Whatever happens in game 2, I hope to God that Mav fans boo the shit out of Wade. If they don't, they aren't Mav fans. After what that herpes infested drama queen bitch did do the Mavs and their fans in 2006, that guy doesn't deserve any sympathy or compassion in my opinion.

:corn:

[Shank]

So many missed opportunities with easy, open looks. Shots that have been falling were clanking or rimming out. 11 turnovers isn't bad for a game, but the way some of these assholes dish them out is amazing. Chandler needs to get the fuck in there and grab a rebound. Can't play that many minutes and only come up with 4 boards. You're the tallest motherfucker out there.

[Jacob1983]

I don't give a fuck that the Mavs shot more free throws. Every time the Mavs got close, zebras were bailing the Heat out. 2006 was one of the worst things to experience as a sports fan. Until you have experienced something like that, you really don't have any room to talk. The Heat and DWhistle ripped the hearts out of the Mavs and their fans. I have no sympathy for Wade or the Heat. Until the Mavs win a championship, I'm never gonna let 2006 go. Sorry, not gonna happen.

[Ginobilly]

Gino, are you serious? It's not player of the last 6 minutes, it's player of the game. Wade was a no show through the first 3.5 and Lebron was consistent throughout.


Just don't look at points, look at Wades complete stat line you will see why I thought he deserved player of the night.

[Jacob1983]

Wade deserves AIDS, lol.

[DPG21920]

Just don't look at points, look at Wades complete stat line you will see why I thought he deserved player of the night.


I'm not.

[pass1st]

I suppose a silver lining is that the Mavs got more freethrows.

[jag]

I don't give a fuck that the Mavs shot more free throws. Every time the Mavs got close, zebras were bailing the Heat out. 2006 was one of the worst things to experience as a sports fan. Until you have experienced something like that, you really don't have any room to talk. The Heat and DWhistle ripped the hearts out of the Mavs and their fans. I have no sympathy for Wade or the Heat. Until the Mavs win a championship, I'm never gonna let 2006 go. Sorry, not gonna happen.


Wade deserves AIDS, lol.

:corn:

[Jacob1983]

Xanax is awesome.

[SpursPreacher]

such anger,all hail haslem the dirk stopper.

[Bruce Wayne]

Seriously concerned about Jacob's mental state. They may have room for you over at Arkham

[Ace]

I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year.

:lmao

[DPG21920]

Ghazi, answer me dawg!!!!! :)

[Shank]

Mike Miller leaves the arena with his left arm in a sling.

What the fuck with these princesses in Miami?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

With tonight, we have seen a defensive team finally make it a point to double team Dirk and make life for him difficult at all costs. And what we saw was Marion step up, but all other Mavs role players suck balls.

I been saying all playoffs teams need to hard double Dirk if he is playing so amazing, and we're finally seeing it.

This series is not over, you can't make definitive statements after one game, but the Mavericks role players definitely failed their team for tonight's game.

The Mavericks could very well make the Heat rue doubling Dirk so hard, by burying their shots all day and winning 110-89 or something sick like that.

[HarlemHeat37]

Mike Miller leaves the arena with his left arm in a sling.

What the fuck with these princesses in Miami?

Mike Miller is one of the most minor-injury prone players in NBA history, you know this..

[jag]

I love when Magic is talking during the postgame. Everyone else at the table just looks at him like he's retarded.

[DPG21920]

What's the deal with Miller? That is a significant blow. He allows them to play their best lineup IMO and he really helps on the glass which is crucial.

[Jacob1983]

The Mavs should have won the game despite the refs' every attempt to bail the Heat out every time the Mavs got it close. Bibby and Anthony were scoreless. Yep, two of their starters were scoreless. The Mavs can let Lebich, Herpes fag, and Raptor get their points but they can't let Mike Miller and Mario (yes I play on the Heat) Chalmers get points. You don't let spares beat you. Dirk had 27 points. Without those 27 points, the Mavs would have been anal raped. Dirk did what he could. The bench played like shit. The Mavs can win game 2 and possibly the series if they just let the Superfriends get their shots and points but don't allow the Heat's spares to go off. It's so fuckin' simple. Jim Carey needs to do that.

[Shank]

What's the deal with Miller? That is a significant blow. He allows them to play their best lineup IMO and he really helps on the glass which is crucial.

Ahahahaha...you fell for it! Yeah, his arm is in a sling and YES he skipped the postgame interview, but you know how those women roll. They want everyone to think they're tough by struggling oh-so-mightily to play Thursday night.

[HarlemHeat37]

Mike Miller is ALWAYS injured, so there's a pretty realistic chance that any injury would affect his game, it's not for drama queen purposes..

[jag]

Shawn Marion just chillin in the postgame interview. "I got mine"

[Jacob1983]

Yeah, I'm not buying the Mike Miller injury at all. Heat players are divas and Oscar calibur actors when it comes to faking injuries and flopping on fouls. If he is really injured, I hope it's serious and it keeps him out of the rest of the series.

[DJ Mbenga]

I love when Magic is talking during the postgame. Everyone else at the table just looks at him like he's retarded.

he just said dewayne stevenson did some good things

[Kyle Orton]

:lmao Jacob1983

[Ace]

Ahahahaha...you fell for it! Yeah, his arm is in a sling and YES he skipped the postgame interview, but you know how those women roll. They want everyone to think they're tough by struggling oh-so-mightily to play Thursday night.

No need to be so ass hurt about one lost in a series...

[DPG21920]

I just wonder if the Heat are going to submit a formal complaint to the league office about the free throw disparity in favor of the Mavs?

[DPG21920]

Ok, is it good or bad that I haven't heard from Dallaskd since the finals started?

[Jacob1983]

Was Wade's mom high when she had him? Is that why his first name is misspelled?

[jag]

he just said dewayne stevenson did some good things

:lmao

He also said "I like how the Heat have a helper on defense that just goes around and helps people."

Thanks, Magic. Thank you

[Shank]

No need to be so ass hurt about one lost in a series...

What?

[Ghazi]

Ghazi, answer me dawg!!!!! :)

what is it

and get on AIM dawg!!!

[Kyle Orton]

Was Wade's mom high when she had him? Is that why his first name is misspelled?
racist

[Axe Murderer]

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.

holy shit
:rollin

[Jacob1983]

Oh so, there aren't any fans that don't want Dirk to win because he's white? Come on now, let's be honest here.

[Kyle Orton]

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[jag]

This thread is gold

[Bill_Brasky]

Jacob is melting down crofl

[Kyle Orton]

Who the fuck takes a pain killer and turns emo :lmao, when I take a vikadin it's a great high

[Kyle Orton]

(http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5273969#post5273969)
Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.

[Ace]

Oh so, there aren't any fans that don't want Dirk to win because he's white? Come on now, let's be honest here.

Same reason they don't want you to succeed in life imho...

[Bruce Wayne]

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.

Step away from the ledge, Koriwhat

[Axe Murderer]

Yeah, I made a mistake. What else is new? All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight. I just took a xanax so I'm kind of mellowing down. And I've recently started to reconsider suicide. And before you bitch me out or call me a pussy, this has nothing to do with the Mavs. I'm miserable right now in my life and I'm starting to come to a breaking point. I'm stuck at a dead end job with shitty pay and I get treated like a piece of shit too there. No respect at all. I am a hopeless piece of shit and prick. I wasted 5 and a half years in college in the hopes of possibly getting a good paying job or at least a decent paying job. I've been stuck in retail for almost 3 years making a whopping 15K a year. How am I ever going to be happy making shitty money like that? Sorry for the rant, I think it's the xanax kicking in.

[Bruce Wayne]

Seriously bro, how do you survive life making 15k a year?

[Giuseppe]

All the Dirk and Mav haters are jizzing tonight.

I wish I could jizz on command:(

[Jacob1983]

The NBA doesn't want Dirk and the Mavs to win for two reasons: Mark Cuban and the fact that Dirk is a white German. The NBA wants Lebich to be Jordan even when we know he isn't and never will be. There is no debate. Lebich lost that debate when he got his ass swept by the Spurs in the 2007 Finals. Jordan always came out a winner in every Finals he played.

[jag]

We all handle losses in our own special way...

[Axe Murderer]

I wish I could jizz on command:(

wtf? that wasn't me that said that :lol

[Giuseppe]

The NBA doesn't want Dirk and the Mavs to win for two reasons: Mark Cuban and the fact that Dirk is a white German. The NBA wants Lebich to be Jordan even when we know he isn't and never will be. There is no debate. Lebich lost that debate when he got his ass swept by the Spurs in the 2007 Finals. Jordan always came out a winner in every Finals he played.

You lost one fuckin' game.

Christ, act like somebody.

[Bruce Wayne]

The NBA doesn't want Dirk and the Mavs to win for two reasons: Mark Cuban and the fact that Dirk is a white German. The NBA wants Lebich to be Jordan even when we know he isn't and never will be. There is no debate. Lebich lost that debate when he got his ass swept by the Spurs in the 2007 Finals. Jordan always came out a winner in every Finals he played.