Kim Kardashian engaged to Nets' Kris Humphries

[Isitjustme?]

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2011/05/kim-kardashian-engaged-to-nets-kris-humphries/1?csp=34sports

lol 20.5 carat diamond ring
lol marrying someone who got peed on in a video

[stretch]

still a little annoying that the Mavs traded him for Eddie Najera. he was a great backup for Dirk.

[monosylab1k]

her vagina must be the size of the Panama Canal considering all the giant black cock that's steamboated through there.

[Blouses]

:lol Ray J's sloppy fourths
:lol Reggie's sloppy thirds
:lol Miles Austin's sloppy seconds
:lol Kris Humphries

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:nope trading Kris Humphries for Eddie Najera

[2pac > Kobe]

i thought she was tryna fuck lebron

[dunkman]

Too bad for Odom . . . it's not the end of the world, anyway.

[JamStone]

Good luck swimming in that Olympic sized pool, Kris.

[BlackSwordsMan]

ray j peed on her? i didn't see that part

[BlackSwordsMan]

she gives amazing head and swallows

[BRHornet45]

lol sons Kris must be cool with letting her fuck a "real" brotha on the side I guess.

[VBM]

Never saw the vid, tbh. I hope it was better than the Paris Hilton vid.

[BRHornet45]

sons why was the audio fake in the vid? Kim is fine no doubt and her ass is the truth, but she looked boring as hell in that vid.

[Trainwreck2100]

Lets hope he doesn't get raped in the prenup ala lamar

[Koolaid_Man]

her vagina must be the size of the Panama Canal considering all the giant black cock that's steamboated through there.

:lol:lol Stop hating sucka every chic has a past even your momma. No disrespect son

But Kim is a porno star. Dude drop 20 + carats on that beat up pussy. :lol

[DJ Mbenga]

her vagina is wider than that ass

[dunkman]

she gives amazing head and swallows

Quite romantic . . .

[crc21209]

Damn, he fucked up....:lol

[Cessation]

Her video was actually descent, considering the face time the deuche with her was getting. Who peed on her?

[BlackSwordsMan]

yeah I don't think anyone peed on her

[baseline bum]

Good luck swimming in that Olympic sized pool, Kris.

Don't matter... she gotta give up the anal for that kind of ring.

[Trainwreck2100]

don't matter... She gotta give up the anal cause she's a giant fucking skank.

fify

[BlackSwordsMan]

How awesome would it be to find a woman willing to give you anal?

[silverblk mystix]

She's 30.

She got a rock just as her shelf life was expiring...pretty impressive for her.

[JamStone]

yeah I don't think anyone peed on her on video

FIFY

If I were a betting man, I'd say her parade's been rained on before...



Don't matter... she gotta give up the anal for that kind of ring.

I'm sure she's left the backdoor open a few hundred times too. I'm guessing that's no pinhole either.

[BlackSwordsMan]

when you assume you better have wikipedia facts

[rayjayjohnson]

she got peed on. the story is that she released the video herself, but edited out the golden shower ending.

and hate on haters. i'd nail kim to a wall.

[Trainwreck2100]

nobody's saying they wouldn't, but you don't marry the skank

[Cessation]

Can we get confirmation that she really got peed on? I thought, there is only one video of her.

[Trainwreck2100]

Can we get confirmation that she really got peed on? I thought, there is only one video of her.

its an educated guess

[rayjayjohnson]

the peeing was in that video, just that the version released was edited.

i dont want to go looking for it at work, might feel the need to rub one out

[ElNono]

At least Kris got the right one... What's Lamar's excuse?

[rayjayjohnson]

"Gotta say Lamar, marrying the fat sister seems more like a Clippers move. Maybe he should switch lockers?"

"Got bad news for you Lamar - just cause she look like a pinata don't mean she's full of candy."

"I heard that Kardashian broad landed Lamar by saying her snatch tasted like Skittles. You ain't gotta taste every rainbow, man."


from a fake chris andersen twitter account

[Killakobe81]

she got peed on. the story is that she released the video herself, but edited out the golden shower ending.

and hate on haters. i'd nail kim to a wall.

Not everyone would marry, plenty still would ... but less dudes are OK with random videos roaming around of your wife getting treated like community property ...

But almost everyone on here would hit dat shit ..

[u4lakers14]

hmmm, that is odd. is he totally white? because everyone knows the penis size vs race issue that he will be dealing with on a daily basis.

everyone knows the penis size chart:

from largest to smallest:
black,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,8-12" erect
white,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,6-9" erect
latino,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,5-8" erect
aborigines,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,4-7" erect
eskimo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,3-5" erect
arab,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,1.5-2.5" erect
asian,,,,,,,,,,1-2" erect


american indian apprx
1" erect

[Sigz]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jkKvtASqm7E/SdUO_bE3aEI/AAAAAAAAABA/E1HRmgGhNxU/S205/kim-kardashian-sex-tape.jpg

[Cessation]

That penis chart is rather accurate, tbh.

[Sean Cagney]

she got peed on. the story is that she released the video herself, but edited out the golden shower ending.

and hate on haters. i'd nail kim to a wall.

Ehhh a good fuck for a while agreed, then release.

[Sean Cagney]

That penis chart is rather accurate, tbh.

LOL if it is I feel sorry for Asians! No wonder their women stray so much bruh :lol:lol

[ezau]

I never thought that Kris would take that bitch seriously. Just imagine how their kids are gonna react once they grow up and find out what they're mother was up to before marrying their dad.

[lefty]

That penis chart is rather accurate, tbh.

Lol insecure niggas :lmao

[Isitjustme?]

Kim was indeed a urinal: http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/07/kim-golden-without-shower/

[LkrFan]

At least Kris got the right one... What's Lamar's excuse?

:lmao

[Isitjustme?]

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[cheguevara]

:lmao in these day and age most american wives, famous or not have been massively penetrated, grouped on, peeded on and pooped on and worse.

The difference is some got videos to proove it. It's just the way things stand these days.

[Crookshanks]

:lmao in these day and age most american wives, famous or not have been massively penetrated, grouped on, peeded on and pooped on and worse.

The difference is some got videos to proove it. It's just the way things stand these days.

Which is a very sad commentary on today's society. Why would any man want a woman like that?