In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks

[DarrinS]

I highly recommend this book by Adam Carolla.

http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Years-Well-Chicks-ebook/dp/B003F3PLOE

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518XISF0OoL._SL500_AA266_PIkin3,BottomRight,-18,34_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg


He is an atheist and, from what I can tell, he has fairly libertarian political views.


But, he saves most of his barbs for progressive beta males, like most of the douches on this board.


Hilarious book. :lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Are you claiming to be an alpha male, Darrin?

That would be funnier than any book could be.

[ElNono]

Who is he?

[DarrinS]

Are you claiming to be an alpha male, Darrin?

That would be funnier than any book could be.

You could meet me and find out.

[DarrinS]

Who is he?

He was on The Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel.

[Wild Cobra]

"progressive beta males"

Is that what they call the metrosexuals?

[baseline bum]

This thread needs more girls on trampolines.

[ElNono]

He was on The Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel.

Never seen it... is he some kind of comedian?

[DarrinS]

Never seen it... is he some kind of comedian?

He must have done stand-up at some point.

[ChumpDumper]

You could meet me and find out.What does that even mean?

Do you claim to be an alpha male, Darrin?

Yes or no.

[baseline bum]

Never seen it... is he some kind of comedian?

It was a hilarious sketch show. The best one was when they'd get the fat kid dressed in a Boy Scouts uniform and have him do stuff like sell beer on the street, help 'old ladies' across the street, get people to buy him beer at the liquor store, etc. Plus they made fun of Karl Malone, which is always a huge plus.

[CubanMustGo]

You could meet me and find out.

http://philippinessuck.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/itg1.jpg

http://i.eprci.net/itg-quarterly

http://files.sharenator.com/Internet_tough_guy_syndrome_Japanese_style_Infinit e_Picdump_3-s550x347-101784-580.jpg

[DarrinS]

Awwww, that's so sweet that CubanMustGo came to defend you, Chumpy.


:wakeup

[ManuBalboa]

I've been listening to the Adam Carolla podcast since the very beginning. I love Carolla. I think he is a shitty stand-up comedian, but he is the most down to earth common man with hilarious rants on real world nonsense you will ever find. He is the epitome of real world common sense/street sense.

Highly recommend his podcast. He is an atheist libertarian btw.

[George Gervin's Afro]

Regardless of what the book says, I know that I will never be like the conservatives on this board. I tend to think on my own..

[ManuBalboa]

Regardless of what the book says, I know that I will never be like the conservatives on this board. I tend to think on my own..

Which is why you just used some mundane liberal elementary school conservative jab. :lol

[George Gervin's Afro]

Which is why you just used some mundane liberal elementary school conservative jab. :lol

speaking of the devil...case in point! you have perfect timing!

[ChuckD]

Awwww, that's so sweet that CubanMustGo came to defend you, Chumpy.


:wakeup

Actually, he didn't say a damn thing about CD, he just posted pictures mocking you, beta boy.

[ManuBalboa]

speaking of the devil...case in point! you have perfect timing!You think on your own, yet group everyone who disagrees with any of your political points as a conservative. Case in point, blah blah blah blah. :sleep

Carolla has numerous rants on such people.

[ChuckD]

You think on your own, yet group everyone who disagrees with any of your political points as a conservative. Case in point, blah blah blah blah. :sleep

Carolla has numerous rants on such people.

Didn't you just group him, or at least admire Carolla for doing so?

[ElNono]

I liked Carlin when he was alive.... what was he?

[ChumpDumper]

Do alpha males hoard inefficient light bulbs out of ignorant fear, Darrin?

How many you got so far?

lol defending me

[Blake]

But, he saves most of his barbs for progressive beta males, like most of the douches on this board.


do you have a specific list of progressive beta males on this board?

[Stringer_Bell]

I didn't know the book was focused on taking shots at progressive beta males. I figured it was just about the feminization of males and how we're being groomed to accessorize like a bunch of high maintenence bitches. Metrosexuals were once the type of guy we point and laughed at, but now most guys do it to some extent. Like that fruitcakes that need all the newest phone and phone apps, or the newest soundsystem or paintjob...it's pretty hilarious tbh, so i might check out this book to see some of his observations.

[Def Rowe]

You could meet me and find out.

What, are you secretly Tom Wopat or some shit?

[Def Rowe]

Carolla rocks.. saw him live at the El Portal Theater last year. His podcasts are the best on the internet. Not all, but a lot of his political beliefs are right on the money.

[Oh, Gee!!]

Adam Carolla for President. I like his folksy charm.

[MannyIsGod]

I don't know any alpha males who spend so much time bitching about light bulbs and dish washing soap. Pretty sure Darrin complaining about his soap makes him one of the douches being complained about in the book.

[DarrinS]

I don't know any alpha males who spend so much time bitching about light bulbs and dish washing soap. Pretty sure Darrin complaining about his soap makes him one of the douches being complained about in the book.

Chump used this little digg too. Very original. Even if you hate me, the book is still a good read.

[George Gervin's Afro]

Chump used this little digg too. Very original. Even if you hate me, the book is still a good read.

I hate your ignorance

[boutons_deux]

I liked Carlin when he was alive.... what was he?

I like Carlin, alive or dead (thanks, Youtube and HBO).

Above, he was his own man, authentic, perceptive, intelligent, creative, fascinated by and fascinating with the power of language.

[thispego]

OP is already a chick tbh

[boutons_deux]

Forget about 50 years from now. Demasculanization and infantilization of men has been going on for a long time.

Look at ads NOW where the woman ridicules her childish, irresponsible, clueless man, or the man is shown that way.

And look at the beer, etc ads where the young adult (chronologically) male is a drunk, beer-pre-occupied, whatever-preoccupied frat rat. WAAAZZZZUUUP!

[desflood]

What, are you secretly Tom Wopat or some shit?
That may be the most random, hilarious name drop ever.

[TeyshaBlue]

"In 5 years, the penis will be obsolete."
http://www.univeros.com/usenet/cache/alt.binaries.ebooks/10.000.SciFi.and.Fantasy.Ebooks/John%20Varley/John%20Varley%20-%20Steel%20Beach.pdf

Good read, btw.

[Winehole23]

"In 5 years, the penis will be obsolete."In before the read:

I thought the nut-kicking feminist brio of the early seventies settled that once and for all. Apparently not.

[Winehole23]

Exactly when did the penis become relevant again?