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DMC
05-28-2011, 02:31 AM
If God existed, and you had the opportunity to get answers, what 3 questions would you ask?

1. Why do men have nipples?
2. If the Jews were your chosen people, why did you let a German speaking douchebag frag the fuck out of them?
3. Why do you exist?

Trainwreck2100
05-28-2011, 02:33 AM
1)what are the lottery numbers for a 9 figure jackpot
2)
3)
don't need anymore questions cause i just won the lotto

baseline bum
05-28-2011, 02:40 AM
1) Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
2) Really?
3) You?

symple19
05-28-2011, 05:39 AM
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Amarelooms
05-28-2011, 08:34 AM
Who created you?

Why do you let innocent children and people suffer?

Why don't you reveal yourself and end all this bullshit...don't you see misguided people killing eachother cause of you?

:elephant

ManuBalboa
05-28-2011, 09:22 AM
1) Loch Ness Monster
2) Big Foot
3) Can I go back now?

Viva Las Espuelas
05-28-2011, 09:24 AM
Who shot JFK?
Did Atlantis exist?
Does the Shake Weight really work?

Wild Cobra
05-28-2011, 10:45 AM
That would all depend on which God I was talking to.

Marco
05-28-2011, 11:05 AM
1) As there is no privacy in Heaven, how could we relate intimately?
2) We'll resurrect as teenagers or middle-aged?
3) There will be no material bodies, so how we'll communicate?

CuckingFunt
05-28-2011, 12:25 PM
1) Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
2) Really?
3) You?

Thank you, come again!

silverblk mystix
05-28-2011, 12:33 PM
1) Is JC still pissed about those holes in his hands and feet?

2) When you allowed humans to "invent" religion....how hard did you laugh?

3) Sex...that was genius...thanks...I know it is not a question...but thanks again for sex.

BlackSwordsMan
05-28-2011, 01:09 PM
1) why do I need toe nails

2) why do girls carry such dirty diseases in their cunts

3) why was I born a male

SourCandy
05-29-2011, 08:28 AM
A lot of these questions can be answered with some research.

Axe Murderer
05-29-2011, 10:19 AM
A lot of these questions can be answered with some research.

:lol

TE
05-29-2011, 01:20 PM
1. Why did you create the opportunity for humans to believe in other things if you're the all powerful God?
2. Is there really aliens?
3. Why do we need sleep?

lefty
05-29-2011, 01:39 PM
1. What
2. The
3. Fuck

Mark in Austin
05-29-2011, 03:55 PM
Basketball related:

1. Was the envelope frozen?
2. Can you get me a Blu Ray of the Monte Carlo scrimmages?
3. Will you be punishing Karl Malone for statutory rape since we apparently won't?

Jacob1983
05-30-2011, 07:00 PM
1. Why do you not save and help people when they call on you i.e. 9/11 victims and Holocaust?
2. What's my purpose?
3. Why don't you show yourself to people while they're alive?

Blake
05-31-2011, 08:30 AM
1) Is JC still pissed about those holes in his hands and feet?

2) When you allowed humans to "invent" religion....how hard did you laugh?

3) Sex...that was genius...thanks...I know it is not a question...but thanks again for sex.

1. He knew what was coming so no reason to be pissed.

2. Why is that funny to god?

3. Genius way to spread disease.

Blake
05-31-2011, 08:34 AM
2. If the Jews were your chosen people, why did you let a German speaking douchebag frag the fuck out of them?


They were obviously sinning in a very bad way

silverblk mystix
05-31-2011, 08:34 AM
1. He knew what was coming so no reason to be pissed.

2. Why is that funny to god?

3. Genius way to spread disease.

Ask god.

Blake
05-31-2011, 09:30 AM
Ask god.

I don't think god finds religion funny.

I'm asking you why you think he does.

tlongII
05-31-2011, 10:06 AM
1. You got any hot sisters?

lefty
05-31-2011, 10:11 AM
1. You got any hot sisters?
:lol

Engineering Major
05-31-2011, 11:08 AM
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Fuck off, peasant.

Excellent thread OP.

Prime1
05-31-2011, 11:12 AM
1. Isn't it ironic?
2. Don't you think?
3. A little, too ironic?

:lol

Engineering Major
05-31-2011, 11:14 AM
1. Why do my kids hate me?
2. How much is airfare to Phoenix?
3. Why don't people think I'm funny?

symple19
05-31-2011, 11:56 AM
Fuck off, peasant.

Excellent thread OP.


1. Why do my kids hate me?
2. How much is airfare to Phoenix?
3. Why don't people think I'm funny?

:lmao

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-31-2011, 12:04 PM
1. What lessons did you take from your brief time in the NBA with the Bullets?
2. Do you think you could have lasted longer in the league with a different team?
3. What is the biggest adjustment you had to make while playing in China?

Tinystarz
05-31-2011, 12:09 PM
1.why did you make animals we can't eat?
2.are we your little project?
3. what do you do when your bored?

Sisk
05-31-2011, 12:46 PM
1) why do I need toe nails

2) why do girls carry such dirty diseases in their cunts

3) why was I born a male

:lmao

Wild Cobra
05-31-2011, 03:32 PM
Are you Sheppard or McKay?

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The Atlantis team finds a program in the Atlantis database which throws Mckay and Sheppard into a Simsesque game that could destroy two civilizations in the Pegasus Galaxy.

The Gemini Method
05-31-2011, 04:05 PM
1) What happens to the other sock in a pair of socks?
2) Why the fuck is there always less buns than hotdogs?
3) How come you let the opposite have this complex where it is okay for them to think they're always right? Didn't you make women out of our ribs? Huh?

silverblk mystix
05-31-2011, 04:31 PM
I don't think god finds religion funny.

I'm asking you why you think he does.

1) I'm not playing your game.

2) You are beginning to sound like Chumpdumper...demanding answers...

3) Figure it out yourself.

Blake
05-31-2011, 04:47 PM
1) I'm not playing your game.

2) You are beginning to sound like Chumpdumper...demanding answers...

3) Figure it out yourself.

This response is much funnier than your first one

silverblk mystix
05-31-2011, 04:52 PM
This response is much funnier than your first one

Remember...the OP just wants questions to ask god....IF there is a god...

just playing along...don't get your panties in a twist...


...and don't really care about your issues...

Blake
05-31-2011, 06:26 PM
just playing along...don't get your panties in a twist...

you need to pull up your skirt and check your own chones.....theyre probably the source of your butthurt


1) I'm not playing your game.


...and don't really care about your issues...

lol

phyzik
05-31-2011, 07:18 PM
1) Answer George Carlin's doubts...

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