weird suicidal post everyone is quoting

[stretch]

who is the faggot that this came from?

[Fpoonsie]

Who else would post a wall of text like that?

[GuerillaBlack]

Jacob1983

[stretch]

at this point, i have no idea who to expect that from. im pretty sure it didnt come from BUMP, Shank, Findog, or Mono. Sribb is a debbie downer around here, but hes not stupid enough to post something like that.

[Warlord23]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5273969&highlight=Dirk+haters+jizzing+tonight#post5273969

[Kori Ellis]

I'm sick of the quoting of it. So tonight, I'll just go through and ban everyone who has done so.

I suggest you all edit your posts :toast

[stretch]

rofl

[TampaDude]

I'm sick of the quoting of it. So tonight, I'll just go through and ban everyone who has done so.

I suggest you all edit your posts :toast

Did Venti Quattro get banned? I don't see any of his posts anymore. :lol

[Kori Ellis]

Did Venti Quattro get banned? I don't see any of his posts anymore. :lol

http://spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=2757900 Can you see his posts?

[Ghostface]

Did Venti Quattro get banned? I don't see any of his posts anymore. :lol

No, his posts just defied the laws of stupidity so much that they erased themselves

[Ghostface]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=2757900 Can you see his posts?
:lol

[Dex]

:corn:

[TampaDude]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=2757900 Can you see his posts?

:lmao

[Cry Havoc]

Quattro finally hitting the bottom after his Lakers get broomed out of the playoffs. :lol How bad do you have to be to get banned from ST on your main account. :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[gospursgojas]

What I miss?

[Leetonidas]

God dammit I log off for a couple hours and I miss everything. Holy fuck at that long suicidal diatribe though... :lmao Jesus fuck that guy is gonna end up shooting everyone in his workplace.

[jeebus]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=2757900 Can you see his posts?
Did you copy pasta the wrong search?
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=2757959

[Cry Havoc]

Did you copy pasta the wrong search?
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=2757959

Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.

Doesn't look like it to me.

[Venti Quattro]

What I miss?

Half of your life.

[BlackSwordsMan]

so who got banned?

[omg soooo funny]

Half of your life.

STOP IT :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

so who got banned?
MavDynasty is the only casualty I know.

[BlackSwordsMan]

thanks mate

[Axe Murderer]

Jesus fuck that guy is gonna end up shooting everyone in his workplace.

crofl

you mean all 2 people at his retail job?

[BlackSwordsMan]

looks like the thread was just deleted

[Axe Murderer]

which one? :lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

dunno couple of links don't work in this thread but the original suicidal post is still there tbh

[dirk4mvp]

:cry I miss YoungDynasty

[DeadlyDynasty]

damn, looks like I missed another Jacob gem last night. :depressed

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm sick of the quoting of it. So tonight, I'll just go through and ban everyone who has done so.

I suggest you all edit your posts :toast

Kori I understand the frustration with the mass spamming of it, but there's no way an emo meltdown like that would go unnoticed (and I just read his post for the first time), even upstairs.


Quattro finally hitting the bottom after his Lakers get broomed out of the playoffs. :lol How bad do you have to be to get banned from ST on your main account. :lol

Asking your girlfriend to help you fight off koriwhat in the Geek Zone is a more appropriate definition of "rock bottom."

[Venti Quattro]

Asking your girlfriend to help you fight off koriwhat in the Geek Zone is a more appropriate definition of "rock bottom."

I would love to see evidence of this.

[benefactor]

I would love to see evidence of this.
It's true. He posted pics of her and she signed in on ST. She's not bad looking either IIRC.

[DMC]

Quattro finally hitting the bottom after his Lakers get broomed out of the playoffs. :lol How bad do you have to be to get banned from ST on your main account. :lol

Don't ask me. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

It's true. He posted pics of her and she signed in on ST. She's not bad looking either IIRC.

:lmao Involving girlfriends in an online fight

[DeadlyDynasty]

I would love to see evidence of this.


It's true. He posted pics of her and she signed in on ST. She's not bad looking either IIRC.

No, she's not bad at all, but the move backfired for sure. CuckingFunt of all people regulated in that thread:lmao

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=171017&page=7

start from any page, I just picked a random one

[DeadlyDynasty]

Don't ask me. :lol

:rollin

+1

[benefactor]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4950809&postcount=213

The post where she comes to his rescue.

[Giuseppe]

How comes she's eating a banana in that pic?

[benefactor]

I had forgotten all about that thread tbh. Props to DD for the epic mind bump.

[DMC]

How comes she's eating a banana in that pic?
Dat aint no banana... dat's her nose...ha chachachacha

[Giuseppe]

Dat aint no banana... dat's her nose...ha chachachacha

Oh.

[benefactor]

Dat aint no banana... dat's her nose...ha chachachacha
Wonder how far down the boner she goes before she pokes him with it in the pubic bone?

[Giuseppe]

Wonder how far down the boner she goes before she pokes him with it in the pubic bone?

1/2" on me.

[Axe Murderer]

Its all good, if I was in a relationship I wouldn't wanna hang around someone like me either. Im not gonna peer pressure you into something you don't want to do, but if you fuck up don't blame me. You know how I am, I'm single and you're just whipped lol.

[DMC]

Wonder how far down the boner she goes before she pokes him with it in the pubic bone?

It depends on the size of the boner. That's why the nose has cartilage, so it flexes.

[Axe Murderer]

I know I was too scared in the past, but I'm ready, and I want it to be good and not look back on it. And maybe I'll be happier than I already am ♥ :)

[Axe Murderer]

The NBA Finals are great, but this shit isn't anywhere near as important as gettin' some booty. That's what I'm focused on, booty. It's more important than eating food, or drinking water. I like booty too much to be mad over a game, just saying :-)

[Giuseppe]

The NBA Finals are great, but this shit isn't anywhere near as important as gettin' some booty. That's what I'm focused on, booty. It's more important than eating food, or drinking water. I like booty too much to be mad over a game, just saying :-)

So if it were doable and God presented you with this scenario:::Dallas will win the 2011 NBA Title, but, you have to give up all booty, all sex, even kissing & necking & being an BB active bottom at the baths, save jackin' off for the next 10 years, you'd turn it down, Axe?

[DMC]

1/2" on me.

Who are you kidding buddy. She would have to penetrate 6" of fatty tissue and other assorted integument just to get to the bone.

[Giuseppe]

Who are you kidding buddy. She would have to penetrate 6" of fatty tissue and other assorted integument just to get to the bone.

You could draw her a map from memory.

[Cry Havoc]

:lmao Involving girlfriends in an online fight

:lmao Thinking I need help to regulate koriwhat.

[DMC]

You could draw her a map from memory.

She wouldn't need a map, just a bottle jack to hold your flap open and a hand full of flour to powder your puff until she could find the wet spot.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lmao Thinking I need help to regulate koriwhat.

That's what I don't get. You were doing a more than adequate job regulating him by yourself, so why'd you turn on the Bat signal?

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Thinking I need help to regulate koriwhat.

Anyone with a brain can regulate koriwhat.

lol bringing girlfriend to an online argument

lol letting her post her pictures

[Giuseppe]

& letting her eat a 14 incher.

[Axe Murderer]

So if it were doable and God presented you with this scenario:::Dallas will win the 2011 NBA Title, but, you have to give up all booty, all sex, even kissing & necking & being an BB active bottom at the baths, save jackin' off for the next 10 years, you'd turn it down, Axe?

that was a copy and paste tbh but i'll answer your question anyway

yes i'd turn it down. 10 years is way too long

[Cry Havoc]

That's what I don't get. You were doing a more than adequate job regulating him by yourself, so why'd you turn on the Bat signal?

For starters, she posted to the thread of her own accord. She was a regular in the chat room during games for many weeks. I thought it was a humorous situation, so why not?


Anyone with a brain can regulate koriwhat.

You don't see me bragging about it, just pointing out that it happened. :lol


lol bringing girlfriend to an online argument

lol letting her post her pictures

At least I didn't ask The Club for advice about whether or not to "let" her do something. :lol The internet tough guys on SpursTalk aren't nearly as badass as they think they are, so it's not like it was a big deal either way. It was a fun thread. :tu :lol

[Venti Quattro]

oh wait I posted a thread about surprising my girl... in the NBA Forum :lmao

[ClipshowDynasty]

imho who all got banned last night?

was it just dat nigga md?

[DeadlyDynasty]

For starters, she posted to the thread of her own accord.

She had to have heard about that thread somehow... Maybe she sensed a disturbance in the Force.

[Axe Murderer]

:lmao

[koriwhat]

She had to have heard about that thread somehow... Maybe she sensed a disturbance in the Force.

Her pussy hurt and by pussy i mean CryBaby.

[ClipshowDynasty]

Yo koriwhat, how much do you charge for Tats or you still practicing?

I live in the SA area..pm me

[Axe Murderer]

nah man i definitely know and understand what's going on... i just choose to be entertained, maybe that's the one thing they don't understand.

i find this shit humorous whether or not anyone believes that.

i find it funny these people think knocking someone for tattoos that person chose to get permanently inked into their skin will somehow humiliate that person. i also find it funny that these people only seem to do one thing, copy each other's lame attempt at trolling with no originality from any one of them. and last, these internet e-thugs think they're hardcore and yet only 2 have shown their faces; one's a gorilla and the other a total fresa who has no soap box to stand on after showing up in some gay ass ed hardy shirt with bracelets on his wrists.

it is what it is.

[Findog]

that was a copy and paste tbh but i'll answer your question anyway

yes i'd turn it down. 10 years is way too long

Would you let LeBron do anything he wanted to you for half an hour if it meant he would play terrible in this series and the Mavs won the title?

[Giuseppe]

Would you let LeBron do anything he wanted to you for half an hour if it meant he would play terrible in this series and the Mavs won the title?

:lmao

[koriwhat]

Yo koriwhat, how much do you charge for Tats or you still practicing?

I live in the SA area..pm me

Still learning tbh.

[Dr House]

gggrofl

Axe Murderer banned. about time tbh

[koriwhat]

gggrofl

Axe Murderer banned. about time tbh

:tu

[Nick Manning]

:tu

:lmao


for fucksake it's been 2 years now people...

[Fpoonsie]

I kinda thought Axe was "banned" like MH was "banned."

[92 Shoot em up]

:lmao


for fucksake it's been 2 years now people...

Why you such a gay nigga?? Question also is for the two fudgepackers that posted along with ya.

[Bill_Brasky]

No, she's not bad at all, but the move backfired for sure. CuckingFunt of all people regulated in that thread:lmao

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=171017&page=7

start from any page, I just picked a random one

After reading that thread, I kinda wanna punch CH and push his wife off a cliff.

Quality shit though from CF and TC, rofl

[Bill_Brasky]

Still learning tbh.

So all that talk about making $50/hr for your work and loving your job and having an awesome life, you're still learning?

:lmao

[BlackSwordsMan]

I stood at bat for sieppe when he was banned and willing to throw down my account on the line for him but for bump I'm willing to lose my life to set him free. nah uh you can't hold us mav fans down not for a f'n second

[BlackSwordsMan]

Now that mavsdynasty is banned mavkrew is down 2 members. In prison smaller gangs would be shankin the rest of the krew to gain power

[Fpoonsie]

:lol

[koriwhat]

So all that talk about making $50/hr for your work and loving your job and having an awesome life, you're still learning?

:lmao

Never got a chance to apprentice anywhere so every tattoo for me is a learning experience. The money is good, not great, but once i get to the point where i feel real confident about the work i do then i'll charge accordingly.

Btw, i'm breathing and alive, life can't get any better than that!

[Fpoonsie]

Btw, i'm breathing and alive, life can't get any better than that!

Yeah, I'd set my bar pretty low, too, if I were you.

[koriwhat]

Yeah, I'd set my bar pretty low, too, if I were you.

Ed hardy, nuff said.

[BlackSwordsMan]

dont knock my ed hardy bandana bro

[jeebus]

gggrofl

Axe Murderer banned. about time tbh
:cry:cry:cry I'm gonna miss that name

[Fpoonsie]

Ed hardy, nuff said.

Not really, seeing as how I've never worn it.

[koriwhat]

Not really, seeing as how I've never worn it.

Ed hardy ripoffs + bracelets, nuff said.

[Fpoonsie]

Ed hardy ripoffs + bracelets, nuff said.

Nope.

[Bill_Brasky]

Never got a chance to apprentice anywhere so every tattoo for me is a learning experience. The money is good, not great, but once i get to the point where i feel real confident about the work i do then i'll charge accordingly.

Btw, i'm breathing and alive, life can't get any better than that!

I'm no judge as to how a man makes his money, so long as it is through legal means.

You get a lot of work?

[koriwhat]

I'm no judge as to how a man makes his money, so long as it is through legal means.

You get a lot of work?

At the moment, nah. Not really trying to tattoo the world, just learning on a hand full of people who know my skills as an artist and trust i wont scar them up as a tattoo artist. Tattooing is basically a hobby for now but i'm starting to get very serious about it the more i do it.

Edit: funny thing today, guess people are seeing that tattoo i finished up yesterday because i've had three people call me about tattoos today. Might tattoo this dude again tonight that i've tattooed twice(4 tattoos, 4x4 in. tattoos) already in the past 4-5 days. Looks like i need to order some more tubes and whatnot... Getting busy, wtf!

I need a new shader and liner machine, the ones i am using are bunk! They stutter on me too much and are just crap machines overall.

[Robz4000]

So you think you had a hard childhood? Well fuck you, its got nothing on mine! My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was this asshole prick next store who was always beating the crap out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth anything.
Its not even like I had a choice. The town had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me. You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid.
The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.
But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were complete creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the hell up. Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

[Giuseppe]

^Thanks a lot, Kori.:rolleyes

[BlackSwordsMan]

i aint gonna read all that shit.jpg

[BlackSwordsMan]

^Thanks a lot, Kori.:rolleyes

Who are you to doubt the rule of our governing Kori?

[BlackSwordsMan]

Back in the 1700's when Kings and Kori's ran the world not one f'n peep was heard about rules or orders they all followed now look at today we have Judas' in the flesh walking amongst us crowing at the chance to bring em down. Nah uh not on my f'n watch

[4>0rings]

:lmao there is gold in these darn hills!

[jeebus]

So you think you had a hard childhood? Well fuck you, its got nothing on mine! My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was this asshole prick next store who was always beating the crap out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth anything.
Its not even like I had a choice. The town had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me. You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid.
The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.
But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were complete creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the hell up. Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.
Ha! That would have been the lap of luxury to me. I had to live with my wicked old granny who would make me sleep in the rootceller.
She would wake me up at 5am every day. In the morning would have to sweep the chimney every morning and insert her daily
suppository. My best friend was a 50 year old man named Olph who would beat me with a stick and have me fetch water for him from
the well on the top of the hill. My village only had 6 people in in and other than my granny only one women, an obese hermaphrodite
named Bethshiba.

I was kicked out of the house when I was 8 years old and had to dance in the town square for the pennies they threw at me. Every
weekend Bethshiba would get drunk at the tavern and she would storm around yelling my name. When she found me she would rape
me for hours until she passed out at which point I would have to dig myself out from under her massive gut.

But undoubtedly the worst part of my childhood was Constable Banes. This man was 6'8” if he was an inch. He would regularly beat
me with his truncheon until his arm tired. One he caught me sneaking a crumb from Mrs. Dingleweather's pumpkin pie and he
paddled on the steps of the jailhouse in front of the whole village!

So yes, I did have it tough in those days. I used to dream of having a faggot prick or an Asian guy as a best friend. I would fantasize
about one day having a flat as a pancake ginger girl and a nymph to boot!

I envy you sir.

[koriwhat]

You copy and paste whores are some lame mothefuckers.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I would do unspeakable things for a Bills Superbowl

[Giuseppe]

Who are you to doubt the rule of our governing Kori?

Until now I never thought I'd have to, Swords.

[DMC]

Until now I never thought I'd have to, Swords.
Are you saying that, if She was doing Her job, you wouldn't be here to notice?

[Robz4000]

^Thanks a lot, Kori.:rolleyes
>implying this entire thread isn't a joke in the first place
just adding to the rest of the bull, good sir!

[Giuseppe]

Are you saying that, if She was doing Her job, you wouldn't be here to notice?

Don't put words in my mouth, D.

[Axe Murderer]

I stood at bat for sieppe when he was banned and willing to throw down my account on the line for him but for bump I'm willing to lose my life to set him free. nah uh you can't hold us mav fans down not for a f'n second

mahfucka, i would suck your dick (no homo) in return for this post. ppreciate the loyalty brotha

BlackSwordsMan

[Giuseppe]

mahfucka, i would suck your dick (no homo)

:lmao

[Axe Murderer]

you've no room 'eppe.

you turned your back on swords after he stood up for you against Ellis' wrath. He fought tooth and nail for your hide.

uh, uh

[Robz4000]

mahfucka, i would suck your dick (no homo)

I'm gay (no homo)

[Giuseppe]

you've no room 'eppe.

you turned your back on swords after he stood up for you against Ellis' wrath. He fought tooth and nail for your hide.

uh, uh

Don't start this shit, Axe. I was near tears when I saw Swords threatening the Ellis girl if she threw me out again. But, months later when I finally got up enough gumption to cite Swords for it, she said she didn't know what I was talking about. I was near tears again.

[Axe Murderer]

Don't start this shit, Axe. I was near tears when I saw Swords threatening the Ellis girl if she threw me out again. But, months later when I finally got up enough gumption to cite Swords for it, she said she didn't know what I was talking about. I was near tears again.

:cry isn't Swords wonderful? :cry

[ohmwrecker]

Has the viability of murdering oneself with an axe been thoroughly explored??

[Giuseppe]

:cry isn't Swords wonderful? :cry

Sure, until I found I was mistaken.

Now I feel like my cookie has been taken.