NBA Finals Game 2 Mavericks vs Heat Sponsored by Dirk's Middle Finger Tendon

[4>0rings]

Fuck the Heat. Fuck Lebich, STD posterboy Wade, and Raptor. Fuck all their fat tourist bandwagon fans who couldn't even name a Heat player besides Wade from last year. Fuck Stern too. I hope that piece of shit dies soon so finally this joke of a sport can be cleaned up. Fuck the NBA. I hope it goes on strike.
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[Crookshanks]

Come on Mavs - we believe in you! Kick some Miami butt!!

[davethedope]

Fuck the Mavs and Dallas, at least we have a game to watch

[Darthkiller]

where was this terry 5 minutes ago. lol showing up when the game is over

[Fermixalot]

Come on Mavs - we believe in you! Kick some Miami butt!!

:ihit

[Juggity]

Fuck the Heat. Fuck Lebich, STD posterboy Wade, and Raptor. Fuck all their fat tourist bandwagon fans who couldn't even name a Heat player besides Wade from last year. Fuck Stern too. I hope that piece of shit dies soon so finally this joke of a sport can be cleaned up. Fuck the NBA. I hope it goes on strike.

:lol Just a game, bro. Nobody deserves to die.

[DPG21920]

Mavs have been resilient all playoff.

[TampaDude]

Lol, somebody gave the Mavs the Heimlich

You mean the Heat, right? They are choking this shit away.

[lefty]

FT next

[picc84]

Fuck the Heat. Fuck Lebich, STD posterboy Wade, and Raptor. Fuck all their fat tourist bandwagon fans who couldn't even name a Heat player besides Wade from last year. Fuck Stern too. I hope that piece of shit dies soon so finally this joke of a sport can be cleaned up. Fuck the NBA. I hope it goes on strike.

The only good thing about Heat winning. :lol

[4>0rings]

Just 2 very inexperienced non-winning team playing some very inexperienced non-winning basketball.

[024]

:lmao they need a score and they go to bosh

[lefty]

Boooooosh

[pass1st]

You mean the Heat, right? They are choking this shit away.

Nah I mean the Mavs looked like they were choking and suddenly boom.

[100%duncan]

Dirk ballin .. finally

[TampaDude]

NOT over!!!

[Brazil]

lol miami going iso on O, the mavs win this shit

[Libri]

stupid Bosh

[lefty]

Fik

[Spurologist]

I love this game

[100%duncan]

:lol refs

[TampaDude]

LOL no call...

[lefty]

Wtf

[dmavs41]

is this real life

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol foul...fck heat gettin away with everything

[ezau]

The Mavs should fucking pull this off

[100%duncan]

rebound fuck that shit

[lefty]

Rebound idiots

[IronMaxipad]

Lechoke!!!

[Ace]

Lol Heat choking with hero ball...

[4>0rings]

:lmao

[Cry Havoc]

Tied up. Holy crap, what a comeback.

[100%duncan]

that was sloppy as fuck

[Libri]

Lebrick lol

[lefty]

Woooooooo

[pass1st]

Ahahaha this is exciting

[peskypesky]

Fuck yeah!!!! Go Mavs!!!!!!

[davethedope]

we have ball game, Finalfuckingly

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol lebron tryin to stat padd his ppg up by chuckin up 3s

[TampaDude]

Tie game!!!

[peskypesky]

Goddamn. The Mavs have some fucking grit!

[picc84]

Somebody gonna be kicking themselves after this game. But its 2 closers + refs vs 1, Heat have the advantage. I fully expected Mavs to blow that fastbreak though. :lol

[lefty]

I called the comeback



I really did


Should have posted it :pctoss

[dmavs41]

So as long as wade doesnt touch the ball heat suck

[Brazil]

knew it miami doesn't execute well in that kind of situation lebron is no MJ he is not going to stack contested JS all the serie

[lurker]

...?

[ernest787]

this has been terrible offense by the heat the last 6 minutes. nothing but iso

heat better not blow this

[Spurologist]

In these types of games the comeback team usually wins.

Terry finally played D like he gave a fuck. That dude seriously needs a psych evaluation

[ElNono]

Where's Bennett Salvatore when you need him?

[peskypesky]

was i dreaming or were the Mavs down 15 in the 4th?

[pass1st]

Lol WNBA commercial

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ROFL the Heat look so feeble right now

[Nathan Explosion]

Miami has to get the ball to Wade to shut it down. Too many jumpshots by Haslem and Chalmers and Lebron taking fallaway 3s. Ridiculous. It's like Miami forgot that Wade shut the door and the rest of the team opened it back up.

[100%duncan]

wow

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Dallas better start planning that parade.

Time for Cuban to cover the town in smeg

[picc84]

There weren't that many people in the Dallas arena 5 minutes ago, wtf. :lol

[024]

:lol lebron haters crawling back up from the holes they were banished to

[pass1st]

Lmao @ terry

[Cry Havoc]

And we have a series. :wow

[peskypesky]

Dirk!!!!!!!

[IronMaxipad]

:lmao heat

why are they settling for 3's??? :lmao

[ElNono]

Dirk :wow

[100%duncan]

Clutch as fuck

[picc84]

Diiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fermixalot]

Fucking dirk!!!!

[lefty]

Lokoloiiyyehchrjwoejdkfkfkvieiduw

[InK]

OMmmmgggggggggggggggg

[TampaDude]

Diiiiiiiiiirk for 3!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!

[Spurologist]

In these types of games the comeback team usually wins.

[DPG21920]

Why people are acting like the mavs suck is beyond me at this point.

I'm smart.

[siraulo23]

fucksdfohooooooooosjoghinsfofjfs

[dirk4mvp]

dsah WHAAT THE FUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Libri]

Dirk :wow

:lmao

[lurker]

Is this happening? Am I asleep?

[peskypesky]

you are seeing history, people! greatest comeback in Finals history. gotta be.

[Brazil]

iso is miami death in the last 6 minutes

[ogait]

Dirk

[Ace]

Regular season Miami is back :pctoss

[picc84]

oh my god :lmao :lmao

[ElNono]

20-2 run

[Texas Chili Dog]

The big german!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nathan89]

Mr. Clutch

[Nathan Explosion]

Too many 3s to end the game. Why not attack the basket and play the style that got you the lead. Terrible execution down the stretch.

[benefactor]

Stomach punch game alert.

[Spurologist]

:lmao

JVG can't believe what the fuck he's seeing

[Giuseppe]

Regular season Miami is back :pctoss

Damn Ace.:depressed

[NewcastleKEG]

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[4>0rings]

Jacob going bi polar like a mother fucker

[dirk4mvp]

oh my fucking god

no way the mavs win this game tho

[100%duncan]

what the fuck

[DPG21920]

Series is over if Dallas wins.

[lefty]

Wow







Fuck

[IronMaxipad]

crofl

[ElNono]

lol Dallas D :lmao

[TampaDude]

OT, anyone???

[Brazil]

chalmers ?? wtf

[davethedope]

we have game

[Cry Havoc]

Wow, what a bucket by Chalmers! Fucking amazing ball game.

[benefactor]

lol

[Nathan Explosion]

Chalmers thinking he was in the Alamodome again. Wow.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

LOLOL The Heat look worse than the 06 heat. Taking isolation threes? Pick in roll contested threes? Double teamed threes?


Finally Chalmers is open for a .........three!

[Spurologist]

:lmao :lmao Terry

[picc84]

Here we go. Thanks Jet. :lol

[lefty]

Terry :lmao

[024]

lolwut?

[pass1st]

Terry is such an idiot at times

[ElNono]

lol Terry's guy :lmao

[Ace]

Wide open like Kate-Girl :lol

[Fermixalot]

lol Jason Terry
lol fucking everything up

[Cry Havoc]

Jason fucking Terry... lowest BBIQ in the league?

[100%duncan]

fuck, this game is good

[ClipshowDynasty]

fucking defense LMAO

[ogait]

Fuck you Terry what were you doing

[peskypesky]

are you fucking kidding me?

[lefty]

2005 Terry keft Nash wiiiiiiiiiiiiide open

[Frenzy]

Why is eddie house even wearing a headban?

[dirk4mvp]

If Dirk is truly based.

[IronMaxipad]

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[Nathan Explosion]

Miami D has to swarm and force a bad shot. Sometimes being a coach is easy. Guys, play defense and leave no one open. :)

[Spurminator]

That is the most wide open any player has been in the history of basketball.

[Spurologist]

oh my fucking god

no way the mavs win this game tho

:lmao

well played Jinx

[ogait]

At least get the fucking last shot now Mavs.

[Cry Havoc]

That cross-court pass was nigh on perfection as well.

[ElNono]

lol a wide open basket in under 2 secs

[peskypesky]

i hate Jason Terry

[Libri]

Fuck you Terry what were you doing

fucking up

[picc84]

Win or lose they should tie him down and laser that fucking tattoo off his arm with a proton cannon.

[Sisk]

lol terry

[peskypesky]

That is the most wide open any player has been in the history of basketball.

:lmao

[pass1st]

Mavs gotta milk the clock and make a smart play. No turnovers

[Cant_Be_Faded]

OMG someone please get me a picture of Terry on the bench after that Chalmers 3

[peskypesky]

Win or lose they should tie him down and laser that fucking tattoo off his arm.

:toast

[Brazil]

no more time out for miami its on dallas hand

[IronMaxipad]

better take the last shot

[IronMaxipad]

omg

[pass1st]

Dirk!

[4>0rings]

Travel by the german chowder

[peskypesky]

Dirk!!!! ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!

[100%duncan]

lol heat

[lefty]

Wooiigfu

[davethedope]

We have a series people

[benefactor]

Series over.

[DPG21920]

Series over.

[Sisk]

wow. wow.

[ElNono]

there you go mavs

[Cry Havoc]

Dallas wins.

:wow
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:wow

[IronMaxipad]

Mavs in 5 backdoor sweep

[TDMVPDPOY]

heat choking like a bitch

[Spurminator]

How do you say enormous balls in German?

[picc84]

Dirk is a fucking beast. Respect.

[InK]

We have ourselfs a series at least.

[TampaDude]

Dirk ballin'...series TIED!!!!!

[Spurologist]

Wow

instant classic

[siraulo23]

mavs win

[dirk4mvp]

:elephant

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[ClipshowDynasty]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[lurker]

No words.

[Barfunk]

this was one helll of a game

[Ace]

No denial that was amazing :toast

[100%duncan]

Dirk is motherfucking clutch

[midnightpulp]

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssss!!!!!

[Libri]

:spless:

[Sisk]

lololoololol

[ElNono]

lol Bosh

[Banzai]

hahaha miami..

[baseline bum]

Monster comeback... damn. I hope they can carry that momentum into game 3, and that Terry doesn't make such a stupid play in crunch time again.

[peskypesky]

We are all witnesses.

[ogait]

Fuck yea!!

[Killakobe81]

I admit, i had the Mavs buried ...

Great game ... Dirk uber clutch ...


Biggest choke I have seen in years ...

[Nathan Explosion]

Wow, Wade so close. Would've ended the series if he hit that. And why not foul in the end. Dumb execution by Miami to let Dallas steal this game.

[Brazil]

Dallas is a much much clever team than Miami if they don't choke they win the serie

[boutons_deux]

Holy Shit,

Maybe that cured Mavs' chokeritis.

[100%duncan]

No, we don't have a series this is over

[Ace]

Dirk looks shocked :lol

[NewcastleKEG]

DIRK is back BITCH

[IronMaxipad]

RIP LeHeat Dynasty

[Giuseppe]

Good Lord, Ace.

[xellos88330]

Go get 'em Dirk. Get your ring!!!

He does look like he is in shock though. Like he can't believe what just happened.

[dirk4mvp]

Dirk is a fucking beast. Respect.

oh fuck you you gigantic pile of fucking horse shit. hop off.

[Spurologist]

Miami was looking for the dagger 3 for the much of the 4th quarter. It never came.

Ball game

[ElNono]

Mavs can close this at home.... dayum

[Barfunk]

how much was Dallas down by again?

[frodo]

DIRK's LEFT HAND NIGGAS

[peskypesky]

i admit it. i thought the Mavs were toast and had no fucking chance when they were down 15. i really cannot believe what i just saw.

[TampaDude]

How do you say enormous balls in German?

enormen Hoden :lol

[davethedope]

Dallas was down by 15.

[IronMaxipad]

Sons you see dirks tongue. It was a thing of beauty.

[frodo]

sponsored by dirk's "GAME WINNING" middle finger tendon

[Crookshanks]

The end of the world has to be near - cuz I'm sitting here yelling and cheering for the Mavs! :wow

That was some final 6 minutes! Dirk is one helluva player! :toast

[picc84]

oh fuck you you gigantic pile of fucking horse shit. hop off.

:lol

Terry is still standing there on the court, like he can't believe they actually won a game in Miami. :rollin

[dmavs41]

my nipples are hard as fuk

[frodo]

heat be chokers this time, dallas in 5

[TampaDude]

i admit it. i thought the Mavs were toast and had no fucking chance when they were down 15. i really cannot believe what i just saw.

+1 That was fucking EPIC!!!!!

MAVS IN 6, BITCHES!!!!!

[Barfunk]

Dirk looks shocked :lol

lol saw that... thought the same thing

[Leetonidas]

God dammit fuck my girlfriend for hogging the TV with Weeds. :pctoss I was in the other room and noticed the Mavs were down by 8 with like 4 minutes to go. Can't believe they pulled it out. :wow

[Brazil]

Dumb execution by Miami to let Dallas steal this game.

as expected they are awful at executing late in the game awful

[4>0rings]

my nipples are hard as fuk
:lmao

[Killakobe81]

GREAT FUCKING HEART by these ...MAVS.

[frodo]

fuck me not watching the last 5 min :cry thought they were losing

[lefty]

We have ourselfs a series at least.

English dude

[100%duncan]

Mavs got this mofo :toast

told you assholes

[peskypesky]

Congratulations, Dirk! Congratulations, Mavs!!! Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

[DAF86]

crofl that was a Thunder/Bulls kind of choke by the Heat.

[frodo]

superb resilience imo. lol HEAT CHOKERS

[Banzai]

How do you say enormous balls in German?

Große bälle

[peskypesky]

The end of the world has to be near - cuz I'm sitting here yelling and cheering for the Mavs! :wow

That was some final 6 minutes! Dirk is one helluva player! :toast

tell me about it!! i'm almost as happy as if the Spurs had just won! :toast

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol this game wade goes off, lebron tries to statpad his points, cause he knows if the heat win the finals, he need good stats to bring home the finals mvp

unless they award it to dirk

[TampaDude]

Did Dirk foul Wade on that last shot, or was it some Wade floppage?

Not that they're gonna call that ticky tack shit, anyway, though.

[LkrFan]

Dirk >>>> LBJ!! The Hype are front runners at best.

Go Mavs Go!! :toast

[picc84]

So this was basically payback for game 3 in 2006. Somebody called that shit a few pages ago, can't remember who.

[TDMVPDPOY]

can someone make a gif of wade holding his left eye at the end of the game...lol trying to milk a foul

[peskypesky]

i'm opening a bottle of wine to celebrate.

[Crookshanks]

Mavs players, coaches and fans should be proud tonight. Mavs didn't give up - they showed heart and determination and pulled off the upset win. Dirk is definitely a man on a mission! What a great game!

[JoeTait75]

Can't believe a great defensive team like Miami just gave Dirk a layup at the end of the game.

[Ace]

Good Lord, Ace.

It's ok just look at Miami they looked shock like they thought for sure the contested 3s were going down. They got to confident and paid the price. Mavs are to dangerous offensively...

[Barfunk]

my nipples are hard as fuk

:lol

[Killakobe81]

i admit it. i thought the Mavs were toast and had no fucking chance when they were down 15. i really cannot believe what i just saw.

Me neither ... they were dunking, stunting, strutting it was Wade's world.


Not that he choked or played bad but I blame Lebron ...by letting Wade go off he was much too passive. Lebron needs to step up next game ...

[xellos88330]

Great game!!! :toast

[GuerillaBlack]

I'm beyond stunned. Bosh guards Dirk and they don't foul when they have one to give? LMAO.

[Ace]

Dirk >>>> LBJ!! The Hype are front runners at best.

Go Mavs Go!! :toast
Lol Mike Brown

[TampaDude]

Dirk hat enorme Hoden!

[Barfunk]

Chuck is loving this one

[JoeTait75]

Mavericks have some stones to recover from that brain-fart by Jet, just giving Chalmers a wide-open three.

[TampaDude]

I'm beyond stunned. Bosh guards Dirk and they don't foul when they have one to give? LMAO.

I know...that was some serious fail by Miami. :lol

[Crookshanks]

Chuck is loving this one

We all laughed at Chuck for picking the Mavs - well, looks like he knew something we didn't! :lol :lol :lol

[Brazil]

Mavs win this one on a close game

then win the third at home, loose the fourth and with fifth and six

:lobt: in 6

[florige]

tell me about it!! i'm almost as happy as if the Spurs had just won! :toast




Haha, same here. I wanted to throw the remote when that idiot Terry left Chalmers wide open. Definately not to the same degree if it were us playing of course, but was def glad to wipe the smile off of Lebron's face.

[LkrFan]

Lol Mike Brown

:toast

[Killakobe81]

Mavericks have some stones to recover from that brain-fart by Jet, just giving Chalmers a wide-open three.

This. the hilarious part he acted like it was Kidd's fault ...

[100%duncan]

one of the greatest nba finals game comeback

[Crookshanks]

lol this game wade goes off, lebron tries to statpad his points, cause he knows if the heat win the finals, he need good stats to bring home the finals mvp

unless they award it to dirk

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Libri]

David Hasselhoff must be proud.

[florige]

I'm beyond stunned. Bosh guards Dirk and they don't foul when they have one to give? LMAO.




I think he was supposed to get help but Lebron just stood there and watched him toy with Bosh all the way to the basket.

[picc84]

:lmao :lmao

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[Spurologist]

I'm pretty sure Miami is crying tears the size of pineapple chunks

[frodo]

mavs made numbers of TOs tonight and conceded 20+ easy pts, which however was well offset with heat's choking job during the last 5 min of the game. both team played bad tonight tbqh, mavs ended up winnin the game with some luck

[DPG21920]

Why people are acting like the mavs suck is beyond me at this point.

DPG, right about the mavs. F*ck.

[Brazil]

JET should just shut the fuck up he almost cost the game

[Texas Chili Dog]

How do you say enormous balls in German?

"Nowitzki"

[Brazil]

DPG, right about the mavs. F*ck.

Brazil, right about the mavs in 6

[frodo]

leave em no chance to come back niggas, win 3 games and close it out in dallas

[100%duncan]

100%duncan right about the game, OP motherfuckers

[Naztradoomus]

No more 3pg small ball bullshit carlisle. All season long with that shit.

[DPG21920]

I didn't hear from Dallaskd about our bet and I asked him a follow up question after game one. How much do you want to bet I hear a response by tomorrow?

[frodo]

DPG wrong about dem mavs

[DPG21920]

Uh Uh frodo. Not today. I stood up for them today when you all cursed them.

[Killakobe81]

JET should just shut the fuck up he almost cost the game

Amen.

[Naztradoomus]

Spoelstra gonna have the answer bout not fouling at the end, amongst other thangs.

[TampaDude]

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[100%duncan]

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