Backdoor to Chyna (porn)

[Darth_Pelican]

That's right, former WWE diva Chyna just came out with a new porn movie called "Backdoor to Chyna".

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to post the link for the trailer here, but you can just go to the site posted in the pic and find the trailer there.

TBH I used to think she looked like an ugly butch, but she actually looks pretty damn good now.

http://cdn.sescoops.com/wp-content/uploads/chyna_vivid_011_full.jpg

[thispego]

lololololololololololol looks pretty good now

[Creepn]

Yeah she definitely slimmed down a bit.

[ALVAREZ6]

lmao gross


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Chyna.jpg/220px-Chyna.jpg

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Chyna/24775/chyna_photo_21.jpg


lol chyna

[ALVAREZ6]

lmao, no wonder chyna grew up to be chyna:


Joan Marie Laurer was born on December 27, 1970 in Rochester, New York to parents Janet and Joe Laurer.[6][10] She had two older siblings: Janet and Sonny.[10] After her parents divorced when she was approximately four years old, Laurer had three different stepfathers and one stepmother.[10] According to Laurer, her first stepfather threatened suicide at one point,[10] and her biological father, who once accidentally stabbed her mother in the thigh with a bread knife, had a problem with alcohol.[6] From 1973 to 1983, Joanie Laurer, her siblings, and her mom moved several times.[6]
As a child, Laurer learned to play both the violin and cello.[11] In seventh grade, Laurer was sexually kissed by a much older teacher who worked at her school.[12] At age thirteen, while attending Penfield High School, Laurer began purging after she ate.[13] She left home at age sixteen after her mother tried to force her into a drug rehabilitation facility, instead going to live with her biological father.[14] That same year, she began working out, and because her stomach muscles were so strong, she did not feel any pain when she developed an ovarian tumor.[12] She finished her last year of high school in Spain.[15] She attended the University of Tampa,[16] graduating in 1992 with a major in Spanish Literature.[17] During college, she was raped by two men after getting drunk at a party.[18] During college, she also studied French and German; Laurer can converse in either language.[17] She also was a member of the ROTC and a Resident Advisor of her dorm.[16] She originally wanted to use her knowledge of foreign languages to work for the Federal Bureau of Investigation or Drug Enforcement Administration.[17] Subsequently, she joined the Peace Corps and was assigned to Guatemala.[19]

[Trainwreck2100]

I thought she was going mainstream after her cameo in the hangover 2

[DMC]

that rape part aint true.
she allegedly told her ex man that she got drunk and got a train ran on her by a bunch of brothas and then when she was caught she was embarrassed and cried rape.

typical white girl shit.
fucks the black cock then gets scared when others find out she is a brotha lover.
You are more enamored with dark meat than anyone who ever graced a KFC drivethrough.

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol didnt she had a sex tape with xpac

[Spurtacus]

Does she take it in the butt?

[Slydragon]

Is it softcore porn? The video and pics look like it.

[BlackSwordsMan]

imagine that huge clit in your mouth
mmm

[pawe]

Watch your words! Her finishing move is a behind the back uppercut nut punch.

[Spursfan092120]

She does look a lot better..that being said, that's not saying much.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Would yall rather fuck Chyna or Khloe Kardashian?


One is muscular one is a fat bitch

[lil'mo]

yeesh, uhhmmmm..... uhhhhhh.... chyna i guess

[mrsmaalox]

yeesh, uhhmmmm..... uhhhhhh.... chyna i guess

Ewwww....

[Trainwreck2100]

Would yall rather fuck Chyna or Khloe Kardashian?


One is muscular one is a fat bitch

Well they were both born with y chromosomes, so neither cause i ain't a homo

[lil'mo]

Ewwww....

snW-5AHxYTA

[Sigz]

I'll stick with mah Becky.

[pawe]

yeesh, uhhmmmm..... uhhhhhh.... chyna i guess

Dude....gross
At least Khloe is well taken cared of and pampered like a princess.

[Creepn]

yeesh, uhhmmmm..... uhhhhhh.... chyna i guess

lol Correct answer was not to answer at all.


...nasty ass.

[Tinystarz]

Would yall rather fuck Chyna or Khloe Kardashian?


One is muscular one is a fat bitch

http://images.dailyfill.com/1c3e563e29df4f64_9eddf0103c0f5fc5_o.jpg
http://cdn.sescoops.com/wp-content/uploads/chyna_vivid_011_full.jpg

[lil'mo]

Suck it!

[Creepn]

Suck it!


Yeah I'd bet you'd love to suck on that big ol penis clit huh?

[lil'mo]

well.... this is my last girlfriend, sooo.....

http://frigginloon.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/cow-girl.jpg?w=227&h=208

[Spursfan092120]

snW-5AHxYTA

Ah..the Attitude era..the golden age of sports entertainment....

[Spursfan092120]

As far a wrestling chicks go though, this is my fave...

http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/maria_kanellis.jpg

[Hooks]

I bet her clit is fucking huge due to all that steroid usage.

[TE]

As far a wrestling chicks go though, this is my fave...

http://www.millionface.com/l/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/maria_kanellis.jpg



One word: Eve Torres

[4>0rings]

I'd backdoor Chyna

[ALVAREZ6]

snW-5AHxYTA

still have this shit on my i-tunes, one of the best ring entrance anthems

[Trainwreck2100]

still have this shit on my i-tunes, one of the best ring entrance anthems

not as good as
1lUupa6z2WQ

[DMC]

and u are not black.

Aren't we all black inside though?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Would yall rather fuck Chyna or Khloe Kardashian?


One is muscular one is a fat bitch

I don't see what people's problem with Khloe. I'm strictly speaking on a physical level here. She'd definitely receive it.

[ALVAREZ6]

not as good as


To each his own I guess...I have that up there, but DX's music is probably #1 for me

[Slomo]

Would yall rather fuck Chyna or Khloe Kardashian?


One is muscular one is a fat bitch


http://images.dailyfill.com/1c3e563e29df4f64_9eddf0103c0f5fc5_o.jpg
http://cdn.sescoops.com/wp-content/uploads/chyna_vivid_011_full.jpg

I don't understand the question.

[Spursfan092120]

One word: Eve Torres

She's hot too..but I'm sticking with Maria Kanellis...

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/maria-kanellis-diva-wallpaper-1280x1024-500x400.jpg

I'd post her Playboy pics on here, but that's a no-no.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

At what dimensions is a clit become so big it makes a man gay if he does stuff to it? thumb sized? pinky toe sized? paging CuckingFunt and the other ST chicks. I want women's opinion on this matter too.

[FatBeaner]

if you can get your lips around it you've got a problem.

[mrsmaalox]

At what dimensions is a clit become so big it makes a man gay if he does stuff to it? thumb sized? pinky toe sized? paging CuckingFunt and the other ST chicks. I want women's opinion on this matter too.

:lmao

Well, it's not a penis, and it's not attached to a man (technically), so I don't think it makes a man gay at any dimension. Go for it CBF, no need to hold back ;)

[Cochina]

:tongue

[4>0rings]

:lmao

Well, it's not a penis, and it's not attached to a man (technically), so I don't think it makes a man gay at any dimension. Go for it CBF, no need to hold back ;)
So we're talking no bigger than a light switch?

[Creepn]

At what dimensions is a clit become so big it makes a man gay if he does stuff to it? thumb sized? pinky toe sized? paging CuckingFunt and the other ST chicks. I want women's opinion on this matter too.

I'd say Chyna's size. I saw it. :( Sucking on that thing would be borderline sucking on a really really really unfortunante guy's penis.

[mojorizen7]

Can somebody just post her clit and claim its a thumb?

[Stringer_Bell]

I believe she had her clit downsized. Amazing what plastic surgeons can do these days. Her body looks perfectly normal now, at least for a body building chick with an abnormally large skull.

The cast on that film isn't half bad either, I think it'll outsell the last one she did with X-Pac.

[Chachachango]

LOl you guys beat me, i was gonna say chloe Kardashian on steroids.

[Darth_Pelican]

still have this shit on my i-tunes, one of the best ring entrance anthems

I liked the DX theme with Run DMC better. They rarely used it but the crowd ate it up.

rXJjJhnDobY

[TheProfessor]

She's hot too..but I'm sticking with Maria Kanellis...

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/maria-kanellis-diva-wallpaper-1280x1024-500x400.jpg

I'd post her Playboy pics on here, but that's a no-no.
Gotta go with Maria and Stacy Keibler as my all-time faves. As far as women who actually knew what they were doing in the ring, Trish Stratus.

[mrsmaalox]

I believe she had her clit downsized. Amazing what plastic surgeons can do these days. Her body looks perfectly normal now, at least for a body building chick with an abnormally large skull.

The cast on that film isn't half bad either, I think it'll outsell the last one she did with X-Pac.

Wait...outsell??? Do you mean that some dumbasses actually paid money for that trash?? Unbelievable :dizzy

[Spursfan092120]

Gotta go with Maria and Stacy Keibler as my all-time faves. As far as women who actually knew what they were doing in the ring, Trish Stratus.

Definitely..Trish is the shit when it comes to women "wrestlers." As far as divas, Maria and Stacy are my top two as well.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

:lmao

Well, it's not a penis, and it's not attached to a man (technically), so I don't think it makes a man gay at any dimension. Go for it CBF, no need to hold back ;)


1) Have you seen a picture of Chyna's clit in the original sex tape?

2) So you're saying a clit that big can be played with by a man, sucked on and cherished, with no insult to his manhood or manly integrity?


I would say there definitely is a size limit. There has to be. And that limit is somewhere smaller than Chyna's. You're not gonna tell me a supermodel with a 7 inch clit is still acceptable by most male standards.

On the other hand.... If someone that is like a 12 on a scale of 10 had a clit that huge, maybe it would make a guy think twice....

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I would really like Reverend Midge's opinion on this topic

[Udokafan05]

Keibler is great, but i would go with Kelly Kelly

[CuckingFunt]

At what dimensions is a clit become so big it makes a man gay if he does stuff to it? thumb sized? pinky toe sized? paging CuckingFunt and the other ST chicks. I want women's opinion on this matter too.

I am of the belief that sexual orientation is determined by attraction, not by activity.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I am of the belief that sexual orientation is determined by attraction, not by activity.

Jesus, don't get polemic with me. You know what I'm trying to say.....

kinda like at what avaerage size in your opinion does the common hetero male start to get freaked out by a woman's clit and it ruins the mood/feeling/situation?

[CuckingFunt]

Jesus, don't get polemic with me. You know what I'm trying to say.....

I know what you're trying to say. I think it's dumb.


kinda like at what avaerage size in your opinion does the common hetero male start to get freaked out by a woman's clit and it ruins the mood/feeling/situation?

Completely different than your first question, incidentally. And one best answered by common hetero males (though I doubt there really is such a thing). I'd imagine that sort of thing is based more on personal boundaries than anything else -- some guys would probably get freaked out immediately, whereas the type of straight guys who like their girlfriends to strap it on probably wouldn't give a damn.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I know what you're trying to say. I think it's dumb.
Check the thread title, contents, my question is right where it belongs




Completely different than your first question, incidentally. And one best answered by common hetero males (though I doubt there really is such a thing). I'd imagine that sort of thing is based more on personal boundaries than anything else -- some guys would probably get freaked out immediately, whereas the type of straight guys who like their girlfriends to strap it on probably wouldn't give a damn.


Semantics. You still know what I meant. But if you don't wanna give your opinion on that question, it's all good. That's all you had to say.

[CuckingFunt]

Check the thread title, contents, my question is right where it belongs

I said it was a dumb inquiry, not that it was misplaced.


Semantics. You still know what I meant. But if you don't wanna give your opinion on that question, it's all good. That's all you had to say.

But I did give my opinion.

I think the size of a female clit has absolutely zero to do with the sexual orientation of any man who plays with it. Further, I think that a heterosexual male's reaction to an abnormally sized clitoris is based on his personal comfort level. It's not as if a clitoris, attached to a biological female, somehow magically turns into a penis once it hits a certain length.

Question answered, opinion given.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I said it was a dumb inquiry, not that it was misplaced.



But I did give my opinion.

I think the size of a female clit has absolutely zero to do with the sexual orientation of any man who plays with it. Further, I think that a heterosexual male's reaction to an abnormally sized clitoris is based on his personal comfort level. It's not as if a clitoris, attached to a biological female, somehow magically turns into a penis once it hits a certain length.

Question answered, opinion given.

If you had to give a non cloudy answer, imagine you transformed yourself into a guy, what would the size limit be for you? What size would one be to make you double take?

I'm not trying to play words and try to characterize or criticize anyone. I'm just wanting an individual's opinion. Not an individual's opinion on what other individuals opinions should be.

[CuckingFunt]

If you had to give a non cloudy answer, imagine you transformed yourself into a guy, what would the size limit be for you? What size would one be to make you double take?

I'm not trying to play words and try to characterize or criticize anyone. I'm just wanting an individual's opinion. Not an individual's opinion on what other individuals opinions should be.

If I transformed myself into a guy I'd probably still be bisexual and wouldn't give a flip one way or the other. I like the people I like for who they are, not for what they have between their legs. Could be the reason I can't answer your question the way you want me to; it's a hypothetical to which I am wholly unable to relate.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

If I transformed myself into a guy I'd probably still be bisexual and wouldn't give a flip one way or the other. I like the people I like for who they are, not for what they have between their legs. Could be the reason I can't answer your question the way you want me to; it's a hypothetical to which I am wholly unable to relate.

Okay then, for Chyna in particular, if she is who you thought she was, how big would her clit be for her to turn you off

[CuckingFunt]

Okay then, for Chyna in particular, if she is who you thought she was, how big would her clit be for her to turn you off

Chyna turns me off without knowing a thing about her clit.

[BlackSwordsMan]

What's wrong a big clit? gives you something to play with while shes fucking you

[BlackSwordsMan]

her*

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Chyna turns me off without knowing a thing about her clit.

Sad day when you can't turn it off and just humor me with a funny response. alright, no big deal. I still want people to answer the original question though.

To reiterate:

How big does a clit have to be for you to be turned off?

[GoodOdor]

Sad day when you can't turn it off and just humor me with a funny response. alright, no big deal. I still want people to answer the original question though.

To reiterate:

How big does a clit have to be for you to be turned off?

That's a good question. Unless it's really gigantic, I don't think it's turn me off anymore than, say, a chick who seems to have never shaved down there.

Probably any bigger than 2 inches and you start checking for adam apples....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

A clit's a clit. If it's bigger then it's less work and you just adjust accordingly. If it's smaller than you got your work cut out for you. I'd say size wouldn't be much of a problem, but I'm not doing any tilling on no damn pork loin.

[Creepn]

CBF, you know these types of questions are for males. Females don't want to be bothered by these stupid hypothetical sexual questions like these. It won't be fun.

[ALVAREZ6]

I liked the DX theme with Run DMC better. They rarely used it but the crowd ate it up.

Yup, same basic song so it's good.

[tlongII]

Sad day when you can't turn it off and just humor me with a funny response. alright, no big deal. I still want people to answer the original question though.

To reiterate:

How big does a clit have to be for you to be turned off?

Are you talking about a turkey neck?

[DMC]

Some people take themselves much more seriously than the rest of us take them.

[Wild Cobra]

I am of the belief that sexual orientation is determined by attraction, not by activity.
Well, when they have the attraction to the activity of going in through the backdoor... I would say such men have homosexual tenancies.

[DMC]

Well, when they have the attraction to the activity of going in through the backdoor... I would say such men have homosexual tenancies.

False.

You are saying that, because some Gays have anal sex, that any anal sex is Gay. That's a very rudimentary logical fallacy.

It's easy to defeat:

Well, when they have the attraction to the activity of oral sex... I would say such men have homosexual tenancies.

[DMC]

Jesus, don't get polemic with me. You know what I'm trying to say.....

kinda like at what avaerage size in your opinion does the common hetero male start to get freaked out by a woman's clit and it ruins the mood/feeling/situation?

You don't know what she's saying. You don't become Gay by what you do, but on what you want to do.

If you feel weirded out by a girl with man like features, don't fuck her. If you are turned on because she has man-like features, you might be hiding something.

[Wild Cobra]

False.

You are saying that, because some Gays have anal sex, that any anal sex is Gay. That's a very rudimentary logical fallacy.

It's easy to defeat:

Well, when they have the attraction to the activity of oral sex... I would say such men have homosexual tenancies.
But there are significant differences between men and women in that region. The anus itself is almost identical.

Didn't you know that?

[Creepn]

:corn:

[Stringer_Bell]

Wait...outsell??? Do you mean that some dumbasses actually paid money for that trash?? Unbelievable :dizzy

It sold like 100K copies, not counting all the people on the internet that wanted to see if she really had a gigantic clit for free.

Also, it's unfair to say guys that like doing women in their butts have more of a dominance issue than a gay issue. Plus, some girls just like it and it's important to please your woman. Even when it involves her pooper.

[ohmwrecker]

How big (low hanging) does a labia majora have to be before it resembles an empty scrotum?

[Sisk]

Holy shit that thing is terrible.

[Hooks]

I just saw the trailer and her clit looks normal sized...

[CuckingFunt]

You don't know what she's saying. You don't become Gay by what you do, but on what you want to do.

If you feel weirded out by a girl with man like features, don't fuck her. If you are turned on because she has man-like features, you might be hiding something.

Actually, what I was saying is that sexuality is determined not by what you want to do, but by who you want to do it with.

If you're attracted to people of the opposite biological sex, you're straight. If you're attracted to people of the same biological sex, you're gay. If you're attracted to both, you're bi. This is, of course, an overly simplified example because I don't believe that things really work out into such neat and easily defined categories, but my point ultimately is that what actually happens in the bedroom is inconsequential. There is not a single sexual act that is exclusively practiced by members of a particular sexual orientation. Not one.

The argument could certainly be made that a man who was into Chyna may have a specific attraction to her more masculine qualities, whether it be the muscles or the supposedly enlarged clit, but no matter what they did between the sheets it would still be two members of the opposite gender fucking and, by definition, not gay.

[ohmwrecker]

If you were receiving fellatio from what you perceived to be a woman, but halfway through you realize it is, infact, a man . . . Would you let him\her finish?

[ohmwrecker]

Hypothetically speaking, of course . . .

[DMC]

But there are significant differences between men and women in that region. The anus itself is almost identical.

Didn't you know that?
So is the mouth. What's your point?

[DMC]

If you were receiving fellatio from what you perceived to be a woman, but halfway through you realize it is, infact, a man . . . Would you let him\her finish?
When he finished I would kick his ass.

[ALVAREZ6]

Actually, what I was saying is that sexuality is determined not by what you want to do, but by who you want to do it with.


...LMAO same damn thing he said

lol semantics queen, seriously CF why do you love that game so much?

[ohmwrecker]

When he finished I would kick his ass.

Congratulations! That is gayest of all possible responses.

[mojorizen7]

If you were receiving fellatio from what you perceived to be a woman, but halfway through you realize it is, infact, a man . . . Would you let him\her finish?

WDgq-K2oYLo

[Darth_Pelican]

Chyna = Class

from TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/05/chyna-porn-xxx-tape-adult-video-vivid-entertainment/):

Chyna -- I Wanna Do 'Porn For a Living'
Chyna's new XXX video will not be her last .... the former wrestler tells TMZ she wants to keep the ball rolling and make porn into her full time career.
Chyna has already approached Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch and informed him that she's interested in a multi-tape deal ... and she's ready to start crankin' em out ASAP.
"I would definitely like to do more, " Chyna says ... "It gives me motivation again. I want to be better and happier than ever ... that's the point, right?"

[DMC]

Congratulations! That is gayest of all possible responses.
Cannot stop a man at work. It's unAmerican.

[crc21209]

So has anybody checked it out yet? :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I just saw the trailer and her clit looks normal sized...

She must have got some sort of surgery. Imagine it four times longer with twice the thickness, almost to where it just sticks right out.

I am not bullshitting. There are pics of her clit from the first porno out there, just google.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Chyna = Class

from TMZ.com (http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/05/chyna-porn-xxx-tape-adult-video-vivid-entertainment/):

Chyna -- I Wanna Do 'Porn For a Living'
Chyna's new XXX video will not be her last .... the former wrestler tells TMZ she wants to keep the ball rolling and make porn into her full time career.
Chyna has already approached Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch and informed him that she's interested in a multi-tape deal ... and she's ready to start crankin' em out ASAP.
"I would definitely like to do more, " Chyna says ... "It gives me motivation again. I want to be better and happier than ever ... that's the point, right?"


Her ex-boyfriend Sean Waltman (Syxx, X-Pac, 123 Kid) says she's still into the hardcore drugs that they were doing back when 1 Night in Chyna leaked. So no wonder she's saying this stuff.

[ManuBalboa]

:sleep She looks like every other busted plastic porn star.

[ohmwrecker]

Cannot stop a man at work. It's unAmerican.

It's a trick question. You can make a case for the gay with every possible response.

[ALVAREZ6]

She must have got some sort of surgery. Imagine it four times longer with twice the thickness, almost to where it just sticks right out.

I am not bullshitting. There are pics of her clit from the first porno out there, just google.

God damn, I wish my curiosity didn't get the better of me in this case. That thing is (was I guess is) a miniature penis...holy shit. WTF were they thinking when they filmed that shit and put it out to the public? Did they actually believe people were going to want or even be able to pleasure themselves while watching that shit? Ho, lee, shit.

[Fillmoe]

that one dyke bitch that aint never post her picture up on here prolly masturbating to this now.....

[DMC]

It's a trick question. You can make a case for the gay with every possible response.
Fancy philosophical waxing, Maynard.

[ohmwrecker]

If you were giving fellatio to what you perceived to be a woman, but halfway through you realize it is, in fact, a man . . . Would you finish?

If it were perceived to be a woman why would you attempt fellatio?

[Creepn]

God damn, I wish my curiosity didn't get the better of me in this case. That thing is (was I guess is) a miniature penis...holy shit. WTF were they thinking when they filmed that shit and put it out to the public? Did they actually believe people were going to want or even be able to pleasure themselves while watching that shit? Ho, lee, shit.


Yes and there are people into that stuff. Seen poster BlackSwordsMan? lol I bet his keyboard got sticky 5 seconds after he googled her clit.

[fraga]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Er5F2N6dkbg/S-NN1QXHZ_I/AAAAAAAAAH4/aAIfpQTPE1s/s320/I_came.jpg

[mrsmaalox]

It sold like 100K copies, not counting all the people on the internet that wanted to see if she really had a gigantic clit for free.

Also, it's unfair to say guys that like doing women in their butts have more of a dominance issue than a gay issue. Plus, some girls just like it and it's important to please your woman. Even when it involves her pooper.

That's what I did; I heard about it on Howard Stern, I think, and had to see for myself :spless:

Actually, that video would have been sickening enough even without the geoduck look-a-like appendage.

[bus driver]

http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/0606-the-crap-we-missed-12-480x720.jpg

might be watchable

[Cant_Be_Faded]

There are pics finally available.

She can take it like a champ. I think she's found her new calling.

[Darth_Pelican]

Is it softcore porn? The video and pics look like it.

No, it's legitimate "real fucking" porn, not that watered down cinemax shit.