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witness
06-03-2011, 08:44 PM
we the heat and we cant be beat
we bout to 3 peat no i mean 6 peat
game 3 gonna be lebron and wade dunkin on you fags
we got this in 5 bitches its in the bag
my rhymes are fresh like my mothers laundry
seein me on t.v. you fags wanna be me
best rapper this side of the mississippi
you guys just suck a bunch of fags with no rings
we got 1 and about to be 6
dirk is a choker
and terry is a unclassy nut grabber
cuban just likes to blabber
and i got tmobile and the nba

carly
06-03-2011, 08:45 PM
what he said

Ace
06-03-2011, 08:45 PM
I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, shit or maybe she shit herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you fucking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a shit, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.

Ghazi
06-03-2011, 08:46 PM
:p:

EasyD
06-03-2011, 08:47 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/f5d7bs.jpg

skut_farkus
06-03-2011, 10:58 PM
:lol

BoricuaCJA
06-03-2011, 11:01 PM
:lol

Frank Dux
06-03-2011, 11:57 PM
coooooooooooooooooooool!

spurs777
06-04-2011, 12:09 AM
Aye, Hello there now!

My name is being Yim Ching Wang, and I am coming from Jiangsu province of great country of world called it China!

I have here 2 days for business making, and I already wanting plane take to back my home!

Your country is absolutely disgrace! I talking people, and not understand joking! Your joking is no funny!

Also, I keeping exercise many days on week, but here in your country people have not shape good! Healthy is very important, and you people make fatty and unexercised!

Final! Womens here are not look beauty! Asian womens are beauty! I like slim eyes, not big mouthes, and color hairs dark, but american womens are big eyes, like crazy fish, very big mouthes (for burger? huy huy!), but hairs are not too bad.

Tomorrow I plane take to back my home, and come back never to your country!

I sorry I saided all this, but I had to weight lift my shoulders.

4>0rings
06-04-2011, 01:11 AM
Cracka Hipsta just blew that spot up son!

Lebron
06-04-2011, 03:24 AM
good idea bad execution



















































































































































































































































































































tbh

Banzai
06-04-2011, 11:12 AM
trolls getting lame.

eisfeld
06-04-2011, 11:53 AM
Dude... even I know white guys should stay away from rapping...