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gophergeorge
06-10-2005, 09:12 AM
My "Honey Do" list...
I "retired" yesterday, and of couse my wife quickly wrote out a "honey do" list... stain the deck, rotate the tires, etc, etc...
No where was there:
Sit around in your underwear and drink beer all day.
Go to PT's for lunch.
Play golf and/or fish.
Bang me all day.
WTF? :)
She forgot, scrub the tubs, wash the clothes, mop the floors.
My "Honey Do" list...
I "retired" yesterday, and of couse my wife quickly wrote out a "honey do" list... stain the deck, rotate the tires, etc, etc...
No where was there:
Sit around in your underwear and drink beer all day.
Go to PT's for lunch.
Play golf and/or fish.
Bang me all day.
WTF? :)
Do all of her requests and that might happen.
:lol
desflood
06-10-2005, 09:19 AM
Well, if you're like my hubby, you've already done all of the things on your list, and now it's time to pay some attention to hers!
Clandestino
06-10-2005, 10:45 AM
you're a big contractor now...making bank... pay someone to do those things!
SpursWoman
06-10-2005, 10:47 AM
Congratulations on your retirement! :)
gophergeorge
06-10-2005, 11:03 AM
you're a big contractor now...making bank... pay someone to do those things!
Yep, but I don't start till 1 July..... And I won't make THAT much... enough though... :)
NeoConIV
06-10-2005, 11:05 AM
Sit around in your underwear and drink beer all day.
:lol :lol :lol
get your lone star lights and fruit of the looms and man up!
Shelly
06-10-2005, 11:07 AM
When you're done with your wife's list, you can come over to my house and do all the the things my honey don't! :lol
gophergeorge
06-10-2005, 11:13 AM
When you're done with your wife's list, you can come over to my house and do all the the things my honey don't! :lol
Does that include you??? :)
BTW....
So far today: Two loads of clothes; rugs cleaned and the wood floor dusted. Ate breakfast and on my second beer.... :)
Clandestino
06-10-2005, 11:14 AM
Does that include you??? :)
BTW....
So far today: Two loads of clothes; rugs cleaned and the wood floor dusted. Ate breakfast and on my second beer.... :)
:lmao
tlongII
06-10-2005, 11:32 AM
Does that include you??? :)
BTW....
So far today: Two loads of clothes; rugs cleaned and the wood floor dusted. Ate breakfast and on my second beer.... :)
I see you're holding out on staining the deck. Good man!
Does that include you??? :)
BTW....
So far today: Two loads of clothes; rugs cleaned and the wood floor dusted. Ate breakfast and on my second beer.... :)
Good boy!
Congrats on the retirement. :)
samikeyp
06-10-2005, 11:40 AM
Ours is not to question why, Brother Gopher...ours is to do or die! :)
gophergeorge
06-10-2005, 11:42 AM
I see you're holding out on staining the deck. Good man!
That job is gonna suck.... I have two decks, one 32 x 16 with rails, and the deck around the above ground pool... Think I'll use the old...
"Ummm... I don't know, think it might rain today...." :)
MannyIsGod
06-10-2005, 02:33 PM
Dude, find some damn kids to stain your deck. You can pay them cheap and you'll be scott free.
bigzak25
06-10-2005, 02:51 PM
mouse will do that job for cheap gopher, you just gotta pick him up...i'd keep your beer in a locked icechest though... :smokin
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