View Full Version : Dan Crawford officiating tonight
Ghazi
06-05-2011, 01:23 PM
:cry
we're 2-0 against him this postseason... but I digress!
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 01:28 PM
Mav fans don't deserve a ring.
Ghazi
06-05-2011, 01:30 PM
Mav fans don't deserve a ring.
WRONG BOUT DEM MAVS :smokin :smokin :smokin
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 01:33 PM
:cry We get more FT"s in MIA than MIA and Crawford gives us wins but we still complain about the lack of calls :cry
redzero
06-05-2011, 01:35 PM
Mav fans don't deserve a ring.
No fans deserve a ring.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 01:36 PM
:cry
we're 2-0 against him this postseason... but I digress!
I'm surprised that we haven't heard any Mav fan cry baby whining about Dan Crawford :cry
- DPG, Circa Noon on 6/5/2011
Right about dem Mav fans :)
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 01:36 PM
No fans deserve a ring.
Lefty bad.
Mav fans don't deserve a ring.
Come on now. Any group of fans that have loyally supported that group of chokers over the years is due some kind of reward.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 01:37 PM
They are the only fan base I know that cries more when the team they root for is winning.
redzero
06-05-2011, 01:38 PM
Lefty bad.
I wasn't joking. Your statement made no sense because no fans "deserve" a ring. The ones who deserve a ring are the players who earn them by winning a championship.
Pelicans78
06-05-2011, 01:38 PM
They are the only fan base I know that cries more when the team they root for is winning.
Really? Let's not act like Spurs fans are classy winners. Honestly you're just mad because your predictions for both the Mavs and Spurs were just way off.
Pelicans78
06-05-2011, 01:40 PM
I wasn't joking. Your statement made no sense because no fans "deserve" a ring. The ones who deserve a ring are the players who earn them by winning a championship.
Not according to Laker fans. They're still shooting for 17.
badfish22
06-05-2011, 01:40 PM
:lol Ghazi w/ the goods
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 01:41 PM
I wasn't joking. Your statement made no sense because no fans "deserve" a ring. The ones who deserve a ring are the players who earn them by winning a championship.
I know what you meant by it. It was a retarded statement by someone trying to be clever.
If you would like, I can look up a post where you refer to the team you root for as "we" or something like that and rip you up about it.
Fact is, a normal non-skinny jean wearing human would know what I meant.
pass1st
06-05-2011, 01:42 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-mavericks/headlines/20100429-Tim-Donaghy-Danny-Crawford-is-4799.ece
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 01:43 PM
Really? Let's not act like Spurs fans are classy winners. Honestly you're just mad because your predictions for both the Mavs and Spurs were just way off.
:lol Spur fans don't complain MORE when they are winning. Especially the posters who are considered the best fans on the board.
If you can't prove to me that I am wrong by the above definition, I expect a two-page formal apology by June 9th that starts with: "I stand before you today".
redzero
06-05-2011, 01:43 PM
I know what you meant by it. It was a retarded statement by someone trying to be clever.
How was it retarded? How does a fan "deserve" a ring?
If you would like, I can look up a post where you refer to the team you root for as "we" or something like that and rip you up about it.
Please, do.
Fact is, a normal non-skinny jean wearing human would know what I meant.
Okay, I guess that includes me, because I don't wear skinny jeans.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 01:44 PM
:lol Sure you don't.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 01:45 PM
It was retarded because you know what I meant and are now playing stupid by trying to argue semantics.
redzero
06-05-2011, 01:46 PM
:lol assuming that I wear skinny jeans based on the type of music I listen to. That's a non-sequitur if I've ever seen one.
Pelicans78
06-05-2011, 01:46 PM
:lol Spur fans don't complain MORE when they are winning. Especially the posters who are considered the best fans on the board.
If you can't prove to me that I am wrong by the above definition, I expect a two-page formal apology by June 9th that starts with: "I stand before you today".
You should apologize for the countless times you claimed the Mavs were no better than last season since Caron Butler was out. Plus, you never mentioned how Chandler's presence improved the team offensively more than it did defensively.
Basically, you were WRONG ABOUT DEM MAVS and now you're :madrun
Ghazi
06-05-2011, 01:47 PM
Wrong
Ghazi
06-05-2011, 01:47 PM
bOUT DEM MAVS :smokin
redzero
06-05-2011, 01:48 PM
It was retarded because you know what I meant and are now playing stupid by trying to argue semantics.
I'm not arguing semantics. Every fanbase has annoying no-nothings. Every single one. Why does one team's fanbase not deserve to see their team win a championship?
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 01:49 PM
I know what you meant by it. It was a retarded statement by someone trying to be clever.
If you would like, I can look up a post where you refer to the team you root for as "we" or something like that and rip you up about it.
Fact is, a normal non-skinny jean wearing human would know what I meant.
:lmao
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 02:07 PM
I'm not arguing semantics. Every fanbase has annoying no-nothings. Every single one. Why does one team's fanbase not deserve to see their team win a championship?
You are. You are trying to act like I'm Cobbler and literally meant that fans either deserve or don't deserve a ring. You are also arguing this like it is the most important thing in the world or that I was being really, really serious when I said it.
What was obviously implied was that they shouldn't get to "celebrate the team they root for winning a ring" because of how they whine, even when things go well. It was a jab at Ghazi and the whinny Mav fan base at the moment.
The fact this has to be explained to you should really make you second guess not only the music you listen to, but the clothes you wear and the path your life is on.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 02:09 PM
You should apologize for the countless times you claimed the Mavs were no better than last season since Caron Butler was out. Plus, you never mentioned how Chandler's presence improved the team offensively more than it did defensively.
Basically, you were WRONG ABOUT DEM MAVS and now you're :madrun
No. I also bet real money on the Mavs not winning a title. Did you ever do anything to back up your takes? I have admitted I was wrong, do you need a link? If I provide you a link, I expect a second formal apology due by June 18th that is double-spaced and begins with "I find myself in a familiar position".
badfish22
06-05-2011, 02:09 PM
:cry I may have been wrong, but you guys dont deserve it! :cry
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 02:11 PM
BadFish in to try and piggy back something Ghazi started :lol Shocking.
Ghazi
06-05-2011, 02:12 PM
:)
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 02:13 PM
Ghazi, do you like BadFish?
Pelicans78
06-05-2011, 02:14 PM
No. I also bet real money on the Mavs not winning a title. Did you ever do anything to back up your takes? I have admitted I was wrong, do you need a link? If I provide you a link, I expect a second formal apology due by June 18th that is double-spaced and begins with "I find myself in a familiar position".
Just because I didn't gamble doesn't mean I don't feel strong about my take. Stop feeling yourself.
badfish22
06-05-2011, 02:15 PM
:madrun
Pelicans78
06-05-2011, 02:16 PM
Ghazi, do you like BadFish?
Who doesn't?
Ghazi
06-05-2011, 02:17 PM
badfish22
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 02:18 PM
Just because I didn't gamble doesn't mean I don't feel strong about my take. Stop feeling yourself.
Do you ever back up your takes with anything of substance? Even operating on an online forum, there are certain things you can do that within the confines of this community would be considered "backing up what you say".
The fact you cling to one thing I was wrong about, while failing to acknowledge I actually back up my takes makes you look :madrun for coming at me because of it.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 02:18 PM
Who doesn't?
Mono.
redzero
06-05-2011, 02:20 PM
You are. You are trying to act like I'm Cobbler and literally meant that fans either deserve or don't deserve a ring.
Sorry for taking your post at face value.
You are also arguing this like it is the most important thing in the world or that I was being really, really serious when I said it. No, not really. I made one comment. You claimed I was trying to make a lefty-esque one-liner. I defended my statement just like you're defending yours. That tends to happen on messageboards.
What was obviously implied was that they shouldn't get to "celebrate the team they root for winning a ring" because of how they whine, even when things go well. It was a jab at Ghazi and the whinny Mav fan base at the moment.If you can find me a fanbase that doesn't whine even when their team is winning, you'll have a point. I do agree that this topic is unnecessary, but that doesn't make your statement any less ridiculous.
The fact this has to be explained to you should really make you second guess not only the music you listen to, but the clothes you wear and the path your life is on.:lol Is there anything funnier than somebody who worships a mediocre group like The Kings of Leon criticizing somebody else's taste in music?
badfish22
06-05-2011, 02:20 PM
:lol DPG with the SMS
Axe Murderer
06-05-2011, 02:21 PM
No. I also bet real money on the Mavs not winning a title. Did you ever do anything to back up your takes? I have admitted I was wrong, do you need a link? If I provide you a link, I expect a second formal apology due by June 18th that is double-spaced and begins with "I find myself in a familiar position".
:lol
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 02:22 PM
this thread delivers
Pelicans78
06-05-2011, 02:23 PM
Do you ever back up your takes with anything of substance? Even operating on an online forum, there are certain things you can do that within the confines of this community would be considered "backing up what you say".
The fact you cling to one thing I was wrong about, while failing to acknowledge I actually back up my takes makes you look :madrun for coming at me because of it.
That's the DoK technique.
Anyway, your being too sensitive. Obviously I'm getting to you because your responses keep getting longer. And who really needs to back up their takes on this forum? Just because I'm not silly enough to bet on my takes doesn't mean I don't take them seriously. Stop feeling yourself.
Ghazi
06-05-2011, 02:24 PM
:cuss:cuss -DPG
ClipshowDynasty
06-05-2011, 02:25 PM
I like badfish
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 02:33 PM
Ghazi, pointing out people's stupid takes/jokes is not a symptom of anger. Deep might be mad "bout dem Mavs," but that's a different issue altogether
redzero
06-05-2011, 02:39 PM
Ghazi, pointing out people's stupid takes/jokes is not a symptom of anger. Deep might be mad "bout dem Mavs," but that's a different issue altogether
You know, since we listen to many of the same things, you might be in danger of wearing skinny jeans.
Ghazi
06-05-2011, 02:42 PM
:)..
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 02:43 PM
You know, since we listen to many of the same things, you might be in danger of wearing skinny jeans.
tbh I only have a mild case of hipster AIDS, so it only pervades certain musical tastes of my life, rather than fashion, emotional state, outlook on life, beer choice, etc.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 02:50 PM
DD gets it.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 02:51 PM
And yes, Redzero, you taking my post at "face value" makes my entire point about how shitty of a post it truly was.
Please do some heavy contemplating about where you are at in life, where you are going and if that's where you want to be.
redzero
06-05-2011, 02:59 PM
tbh I only have a mild case of hipster AIDS, so it only pervades certain musical tastes of my life, rather than fashion, emotional state, outlook on life, beer choice, etc.
You're one of the lucky ones then. "Hiipster" music draws me to skinny jeans. I can't help it in the same way dwarves can't help liking Kings of Leon and R'n'B.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:03 PM
Wait, dwarves, because I'm short :lmao. You and Lefty can start a comedy troop.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:03 PM
Short by God. Hipster by choice.
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 03:09 PM
KOL wear skinny jeans tbh.
redzero
06-05-2011, 03:10 PM
Wait, dwarves, because I'm short :lmao. You and Lefty can start a comedy troop.
:lolAs opposed to me liking skinny jeans because I listen to "hipster" music? Sorry I'm not breaking new comedic ground (or in your case, repeating hipster jokes that mono already made).
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:10 PM
And they're hipsters.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:10 PM
:lolAs opposed to me liking skinny jeans because I listen to "hipster" music? Sorry I'm not breaking new comedic ground (or in your case, repeating hipster jokes that mono already made).
You aren't breaking any ground. You are just being extremely annoying, dense and hipsterish.
redzero's Baby Momma
06-05-2011, 03:13 PM
look at my boo doin work in this thread, hey charles get yo ass back home we gotta feed da kids!
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:14 PM
That is the funny thing. Redzero takes being called a hipster as a bad thing and feels like he has to defend it. I know I'm short and I embrace it :lol
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:14 PM
:lol my boo
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 03:14 PM
So, being a hipster is good, or bad? Also, can we come to a consensus on the definition of hipster? It's been troubling me for a while now.
dirk4mvp
06-05-2011, 03:15 PM
Crawford will be wrong about them Mavs again when the Mavs are 3-0 :)
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:16 PM
Just like everything, Ohm, it can be both. It's just funny how he is so self-conscious about the decisions he is actively making in his life. Just because you are a RedZero, doesn't make it bad :lol
You can be a shitty dressing cliche and still be a cool guy, but RedZero has taken a dark path.
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:18 PM
So, being a hipster is good, or bad? Also, can we come to a consensus on the definition of hipster? It's been troubling me for a while now.
It's an ever-evolving definition tbh, but these are constants:
-indie music
-American Spirits
-PBR
-skinny jeans
-scarf (no matter the temperature)
-elitist opinions
-bikes
Fpoonsie
06-05-2011, 03:18 PM
So, being a hipster is good, or bad? Also, can we come to a consensus on the definition of hipster? It's been troubling me for a while now.
Honestly, whatever definition we come up with, IM immediately throws a Pabst-battered chicken taco into and fucks everything up.
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 03:19 PM
I live in Austin. I think that makes me a hipster by default.
Axe Murderer
06-05-2011, 03:20 PM
-elitist opinions
lol faggy opinion + certainty = hipster status
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:21 PM
hipster
Hipsters are a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. They also usually root for underdog teams in undesirable parts of the world such as the New Orleans Hornets.
The greatest concentrations of hipsters can be found living in the Williamsburg, Wicker Park, and Mission District neighborhoods of major cosmopolitan centers such as New York, Chicago, and San Francisco respectively. Although "hipsterism" is really a state of mind,it is also often intertwined with distinct fashion sensibilities.
Hipsters reject the culturally-ignorant attitudes of mainstream consumers, and are often be seen wearing vintage and thrift store inspired fashions, tight-fitting jeans, old-school sneakers, and sometimes thick rimmed glasses. Both hipster men and women sport similar androgynous hair styles that include combinations of messy shag cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs. Such styles are often associated with the work of creative stylists at urban salons, and are usually too "edgy" for the culturally-sheltered mainstream consumer. The "effortless cool" urban bohemian look of a hipster is exemplified in Urban Outfitters and American Apparel ads which cater towards the hipster demographic. Despite misconceptions based on their aesthetic tastes, hipsters tend to be well educated and often have liberal arts degrees, or degrees in maths and sciences, which also require certain creative analytical thinking abilities.
Consequently many hipsters tend to have jobs in the music, art, and fashion industries. It is a myth that most hipsters are unemployed and live off of their parent's trust funds.
Hipsters shun mainstream societal conventions that apply to dating preferences and traditional "rules" of physical attraction. It is part of the hipster central dogma not to be influenced by mainsream advertising and media, which tends to only promote ethnocentric ideals of beauty
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hipster&defid=2705928
Now, does that not sound exactly like RedZero?
ClipshowDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:21 PM
-shoppin at urban outfitters, American apparel, thrift stores
-v necks
-thick glasses
ClipshowDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:22 PM
Crofl at 20's-30's
There are plenty of hipsters my age
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 03:23 PM
Do you have to drink PBR ironically to be a hipster? What if you just drink it because it's a dollar?
These are the lines that need to be defined.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:23 PM
Black but talk like Shane Battier
Argue semantics
Scoff everyone's opinions and try to have really clever, witty comebacks that are extremely esoteric.
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:23 PM
There are plenty of hipsters my age
Then their parents have failed them.
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:24 PM
Do you have to drink PBR ironically to be a hipster? What if you just drink it because it's a dollar?
These are the lines that need to be defined.
No worries, if you drink it due to financial reasons you are exempt.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:25 PM
Do you have to drink PBR ironically to be a hipster? What if you just drink it because it's a dollar?
These are the lines that need to be defined.
Exactly. If you drink it because it's deemed "cool", you are a hipster. If you liked it before Hipsters ruined it and because it's cheap, you can move onto the next question.
ClipshowDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:26 PM
Tbh at my hs the cliques were:
Prep
Jock
Nerd
Hipster
Skater
Druggy
Mainstream
There were a ton of hipsters at my 3,000 people school IMO
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:27 PM
Tbh at my hs the cliques were:
Prep
Jock
Nerd
Hipster
Skater
Druggy
Mainstream
There were a ton of hipsters at my 3,000 people school IMO
You're forgetting Goth, unless you meant to crossmatch the skater-druggy crowd
redzero
06-05-2011, 03:28 PM
You aren't breaking any ground.
:lol When you actually stop using mono's schtick, you can criticize me for not breaking any new ground.
look at my boo doin work in this thread, hey charles get yo ass back home we gotta feed da kids!
Does this mean I finally made it big?
That is the funny thing. Redzero takes being called a hipster as a bad thing and feels like he has to defend it. I know I'm short and I embrace it :lol
I don't necessarily think being a hipster is a bad thing. I think the word "hipster" has lost almost all meaning. I'm saying that I'm not a hipster because I am not, just like you would say that you weren't a Mavs fan if somebody called you one.
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:28 PM
although skaters and druggies are one in the same, imho
ClipshowDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:29 PM
Tbh by my senior year the goth crowd moved into the druggy scene or hipster
I'm forgetting the dumbass mexicans, white trash, an the clubbers
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 03:29 PM
What if you used to like KOL when they played small venues and kicked ass, but now you hate them because they play big arenas full of frat boys and they sound like U2?
Fpoonsie
06-05-2011, 03:30 PM
although skaters and druggies are one in the same, imho
Druggies are simply skaters with less coordination.
ClipshowDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:30 PM
There's also the farmer kids but Im from a rich white suburb so not many of them. The next town to the east, Princeton, is another story tho tbh..
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:31 PM
RedZero, :lol that makes no sense and is an absolutely atrocious analogy. Just awful. If someone called me a "Mav Fan" they would look like an idiot because literally nothing I do reminds anyone of a "Mav Fan".
People call you a hipster because everything you do reminds people of hipsters :lol
This isn't that hard to grasp. Just working changing who you are fundamentally and everything will be ok.
redzero
06-05-2011, 03:31 PM
Druggies are simply skaters with less coordination.
Have you seen all those skater wipe out videos?
Fpoonsie
06-05-2011, 03:31 PM
Tbh by my senior year the goth crowd moved into the druggy scene or hipster
I'm forgetting the dumbass mexicans, white trash, an the clubbers
"Clubbers" have their own group? In HS???
Fpoonsie
06-05-2011, 03:32 PM
Have you seen all those skater wipe out videos?
A LOT less coordination.
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:32 PM
Druggies are simply skaters with less coordination.
:lol
Axe Murderer
06-05-2011, 03:32 PM
were there any jock/dumbass redneck mixes at your high school?
redzero
06-05-2011, 03:33 PM
People call you a hipster because everything you do reminds people of hipsters :lol
Like?
And again, this is why I think the word "hipster" has lost all meaning. Now people (not in all cases) just throw it around to mean anything they don't like or haven't heard of before.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:34 PM
What if you used to like KOL when they played small venues and kicked ass, but now you hate them because they play big arenas full of frat boys and they sound like U2?
That is kind of hipsterish. Might have to go back a few questions in order to make a final determination.
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:35 PM
were there any jock/dumbass redneck mixes at your high school?
lol, you're guilty bump.
I was a jock too, but not the varsity jacket-wearing douche that that stigma conjures up---has anybody really worn those things in the last 20 years anyways?
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 03:35 PM
were there any jock/dumbass redneck mixes at your high school?
In Texas?! Uh . . . Yeah.
redzero
06-05-2011, 03:36 PM
This topic got way off track from the stupid first post.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:36 PM
Like your music taste, your scoffing of main stream with retorts that "try" to be clever. Many things.
Like I said, your analogy was one of the worst I have ever seen so I can understand why this is tough for you.
It's not a bad thing if you don't make it a bad thing. Just be a cool guy.
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:37 PM
This topic got way off track from the stupid first post.
This has become the best thread on this site in the last several months. It's one of genuine social concern.
redzero
06-05-2011, 03:38 PM
Like your music taste
That's one thing (arguably).
What else makes me a hipster? Since "everything [I] do reminds people of hipsters," this shouldn't be too hard.
Fpoonsie
06-05-2011, 03:40 PM
Is 4chan hipsterish? I'm honestly asking. Not sure if the essay 'Deep posted touched on it.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:41 PM
Did you just ignore the other part of my post :lol? I said how you try and scoff people by using things that feel forced where you try to be overly clever.
Clear hipster.
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:41 PM
That's one thing (arguably).
What else makes me a hipster? Since "everything [I] do reminds people of hipsters," this shouldn't be too hard.
I'll take a stab at it. I think you're a funny guy, but lately you're sounding like the male cucking funt with your too often-used veiled sarcasm, lame quips, and condescending overtones in every post.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:41 PM
No one wears Varsity jackets. I was an athlete but had friends in all groups.
redzero
06-05-2011, 03:42 PM
Is 4chan hipsterish? I'm honestly asking. Not sure if the essay 'Deep posted touched on it.
One could say that, I guess.
/v/ doesn't like games. /sp/ doesn't like sports. /tv/ doesn't like movies (they only like teenage girls). /mu/ hates music with a passion. My music tastes would be "entry-level" (another term that has no meaning) over there.
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:42 PM
and you both like pussy, live in N'awlins, and like the same music.
eerie
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:42 PM
I'll take a stab at it. I think you're a funny guy, but lately you're sounding like the male cucking funt with your too often-used veiled sarcasm, lame quips, and condescending overtones in every post.
Exactly. This is exactly what I said. Everyone see's it but him :lol
Now RedZero. Please show me an example of where someone could call me a Mav Fan.
ClipshowDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:43 PM
The hipsters I know all go on 4chab.
And ya there were like 2-3 jock hick mix but other than that, no
Clubbbers don't become a group until senior yr when everyone is old enough tbh
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 03:43 PM
I don't know that much about redzero or what a hipster is, but I do remember once I posted a youtube of Wilco (a band that both redzero and I are fans of) and instead of bonding as Wilco fans, redzero criticized my selection because it wasn't hip enough.
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:44 PM
I don't know that much about redzero or what a hipster is, but I do remember once I posted a youtube of Wilco (a band that both redzero and I are fans of) and instead of bonding as Wilco fans, redzero criticized my selection because it wasn't hip enough.
I remember that, you failed to post Impossible Germany (which is a great song, tbh)...but Wilco is still a pretty damn good band.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:45 PM
Another prime example, Ohm. Thank you for your contribution and you have caught onto hipster pretty fast.
redzero
06-05-2011, 03:45 PM
I said how you try and scoff people by using things that feel forced where you try to be overly clever.
Oh okay, thanks for that extremely vague and open ended description.
I like music and try to scoff people in forced ways. I guess that automatically makes me a hipster! I mean, that's what "hipster" means, right?
Ghazi
06-05-2011, 03:46 PM
my beloved thread.. :cry.. derailed :(
redzero
06-05-2011, 03:46 PM
I don't know that much about redzero or what a hipster is, but I do remember once I posted a youtube of Wilco (a band that both redzero and I are fans of) and instead of bonding as Wilco fans, redzero criticized my selection because it wasn't hip enough.
:lol I was just joking around. I like all the stuff you posted.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:47 PM
Oh okay, thanks for that extremely vague and open ended description.
I like music and try to scoff people in vague and forced ways. I guess that automatically makes me a hipster! I mean, that's what "hipster" means, right?
Failing to see what everyone else says, including specific cited examples is another thing.
Pelicans78
06-05-2011, 03:47 PM
tbh DPG, you seem to be nagging alot lately.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:47 PM
Oh now he was joking :lol
"Sorry for taking your post at face value, RedZero"
Sound familiar?
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:48 PM
To be fair though, redzero is a solid poster, and we do like a lot of the same music.
I like to be a moderate
Ghazi
06-05-2011, 03:48 PM
DPG get on AIM!
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:48 PM
Of course the other Hornet fan is sticking up for the other one :lol when everyone else here agrees with me that RedZero has turned into a stuck up condescending hipster as of late.
redzero
06-05-2011, 03:50 PM
Failing to see what everyone else says, including specific cited examples is another thing.
You used as an example me liking "hipster" music and scoffing something in some way or whatever. How does that make me hipster?
Now RedZero. Please show me an example of where someone could call me a Mav Fan.
You enjoy watching the NBA and your favorite team is from Texas. Does that in any way make you a Mavs fan? No, just like my music taste doesn't make me a hipster.
Fergie The Florists
06-05-2011, 03:53 PM
http://cdn.wn.com/ph/img/64/e6/52ea9068139ba5127e12899d8fac-grande.jpg
:lmao
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 03:54 PM
:lol I was just joking around. I like all the stuff you posted.
I know, but it was the only story I could remember.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:54 PM
:lol You have derailed on that analogy. Everyone here agrees that you act like a hipster on multiple account. I can requote all the posts if you would like.
Literally no one thinks I act like a Mav fan.
redzero
06-05-2011, 03:54 PM
And DeadlyDynasty, my jokes about your crippling gambling addiction, drug addiction and irresponsible parenting came off as condescending? My bad.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 03:55 PM
RedZero, should no one take your posts at "face value" like you did mine?
IronMexican
06-05-2011, 03:56 PM
sup redzero. Anything cool come out lately?
IronMexican
06-05-2011, 03:57 PM
http://pitchfork.com/news/42658-reunited-post-rock-titans-godspeed-you-black-emperor-currently-working-on-new-music/
Ready, brah?
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:57 PM
And DeadlyDynasty, my jokes about your crippling gambling addiction, drug addiction and irresponsible parenting came off as condescending? My bad.
It's not a problem if 1) you're winning and 2) you're the house :lol
It's funny to see that you fell for my "3 kids and a crack addiction" post though :rollin
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 03:59 PM
jesus christ IM...why so late to the party?
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 04:01 PM
my beloved thread.. :cry.. derailed :(
To be fair, the "Mavfan butthurt about Danny Crawford" thread has been exhausted.
IronMexican
06-05-2011, 04:01 PM
idk. He posted on dis page, so I said why not son. redzero is my nigga tbh.
redzero
06-05-2011, 04:03 PM
Everyone here agrees that you act like a hipster on multiple account.
You mean on the scoffing and the music taste? All two of those things--one of which has absolutely nothing to do with being a hipster, by even the definition you posted--makes me a hipster?
Literally no one thinks I act like a Mav fan.
There are some similarities, just like there are some similarities between me and hipsters.
I listen to "hipster" music. You enjoy watching an NBA team from Texas.
I... well, I can't think of anything else. You... well, I guess the moral here is generalization is stupid.
It's not a problem if 1) you're winning and 2) you're the house :lol
It's funny to see that you fell for my "3 kids and a crack addiction" post though :rollin
I don't have a problem with your gambling. I'm just joking around. And judging from your posts, nothing you have ever posted on here would suggest to me that you are a crackhead or that you have a single child.
But I will acknowledge that my posts were CuckingFunt-esque.
redzero
06-05-2011, 04:06 PM
http://pitchfork.com/news/42658-reunited-post-rock-titans-godspeed-you-black-emperor-currently-working-on-new-music/
Ready, brah?
Sup, brah? I was born ready for Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
Also, if you wan't something that is punk/post-rock-like,
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/e546fe67182679e877826c72f19425a1/16779.jpg
listen to this. Leaves Turn Inside You by Unwound.
DeadlyDynasty
06-05-2011, 04:07 PM
I don't have a problem with your gambling. I'm just joking around. And judging from your posts, nothing you have ever posted on here would suggest to me that you are a crackhead or that you have a single child.
But I will acknowledge that my posts were CuckingFunt-esque.
To be fair though, redzero is a solid poster, and we do like a lot of the same music.
I like to be a moderate
Even though I suspect a sarcastic jab in that post, you're alright, RZ. Stay gold.
Tp9gospursgo
06-05-2011, 04:09 PM
Mavs should still win this one. They're crowd will be amped up.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 04:13 PM
RedZero, stop using that analogy :lol It makes you look retarded and you're not. I can tell that by how you use words that are not a good fit for the audience you speak with.
Quit dodging the question: Should we take your posts at "face value"?
redzero
06-05-2011, 04:19 PM
Quit dodging the question
Like you have since you still haven't actually explained how I'm a hipster yet?
You claimed that everything I do is hipster. Let's review all two of your examples:
1.) I listen to hipster music.
2.) I scoff in a forced way or whatever.
Number two is extremely vague and can be applied to damn near everybody. Do you have any other examples?
Should we take your posts at "face value"?
Which ones?
IronMexican
06-05-2011, 04:21 PM
Hipster music tbh. Don't you listen to bands like Radiohead and Ween? Never heard of them. Hipster. Listen to some radio rock.
Ghazi
06-05-2011, 04:22 PM
GK54Ilndahc&feature=player_embedded
Booharv
06-05-2011, 04:23 PM
Mono does this better imho
redzero
06-05-2011, 04:24 PM
Hipster music tbh. Don't you listen to bands like Radiohead and Ween? Never heard of them. Hipster. Listen to some radio rock.
Ween is awesome, bruh.
I don't know if this is against the rules, but download this (http://www.mediafire.com/?2monzvmqhyz) album.
Tiago Splitter
06-05-2011, 04:25 PM
Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
IronMexican
06-05-2011, 04:25 PM
downloadan. Pretty big file size. Impressed.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 04:28 PM
Like you have since you still haven't actually explained how I'm a hipster yet?
You claimed that everything I do is hipster. Let's review all two of your examples:
1.) I listen to hipster music.
2.) I scoff in a forced way or whatever.
Number two is extremely vague and can be applied to damn near everybody. Do you have any other examples?
Which ones?
I have given you examples just like you asked. Many others have also chimed in. Did you not see this? Again, you are either arguing semantics (clinging to the word "everything") or you are truly dense. Which one is it? Most everyone in this thread says the way you act on here is like a hipster.
Those vague things don't apply to "damn near everyone", which is why you see "damn near everyone" pointing out examples of you doing said things.
What do you mean "which ones". You played the "sorry I took your post at face value" card when I called you a retard for taking what I said literally when it was obvious to everyone not wearing skinny jeans what was going on.
You then pulled the "I was just joking" card and the "sorry if I came off like that" card when you were called out, so I asked a simple question: Should those people take your post as face value like you do mine or are you now lying to make yourself look better?
redzero
06-05-2011, 04:28 PM
downloadan. Pretty big file size. Impressed.
70 minutes long and I linked you to the 320kbps version.
Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
How do I stop my sister from becoming a slut?
I am 20; my sister is 13. I've just gotten back from college this summer and am spending most of the summer at my family's home. My family is pretty conservative, but not overbearing. We're not allowed to go on dates alone until we're 16, drinking is okay under 21 as long as you're at home with your family, etc etc.
Last week I was sitting near my sister's phone while she was in the pool and a text came through and flashed on the screen from a boy. "Hoho, interesting," I thought, and scrolled through it. He was telling her how much he loved her and how he wanted to do what they had done at school again and again. I wanted to find out exactly what they had done at school so I read through her messages and discovered not only had she been to third base with this boy, she was also double-timing him with another.
I handed over her phone to my mom and told her what was up. Mom responded by taking the phone away and yelling at her for a while. That's all.
However, despite my sister's being found out and her punishment, she still continues to act like...well, a skank. She's stealing my bikinis and my clothes to take to the pool with her 'friends' (boys, since my parents are oblivious), she's sneaking out at night, etc.
My parents have 'talked' to her before (meaning they've listened as she fed them bullshit about how sorry she is for disobeying them and how it's a misunderstanding), but obviously she isn't listening. I don't want my sister to become a whore.
How do I stop my sister from becoming a full-blown slut?
HarlemHeat37
06-05-2011, 04:29 PM
Most people in my age bracket(19-24) have a little hipster in them nowadays, tbh, myself included..
That's life, yo..
IronMexican
06-05-2011, 04:31 PM
70 minutes long and I linked you to the 320kbps version.
How do I stop my sister from becoming a slut?
I am 20; my sister is 13. I've just gotten back from college this summer and am spending most of the summer at my family's home. My family is pretty conservative, but not overbearing. We're not allowed to go on dates alone until we're 16, drinking is okay under 21 as long as you're at home with your family, etc etc.
Last week I was sitting near my sister's phone while she was in the pool and a text came through and flashed on the screen from a boy. "Hoho, interesting," I thought, and scrolled through it. He was telling her how much he loved her and how he wanted to do what they had done at school again and again. I wanted to find out exactly what they had done at school so I read through her messages and discovered not only had she been to third base with this boy, she was also double-timing him with another.
I handed over her phone to my mom and told her what was up. Mom responded by taking the phone away and yelling at her for a while. That's all.
However, despite my sister's being found out and her punishment, she still continues to act like...well, a skank. She's stealing my bikinis and my clothes to take to the pool with her 'friends' (boys, since my parents are oblivious), she's sneaking out at night, etc.
My parents have 'talked' to her before (meaning they've listened as she fed them bullshit about how sorry she is for disobeying them and how it's a misunderstanding), but obviously she isn't listening. I don't want my sister to become a whore.
How do I stop my sister from becoming a full-blown slut?
:lmao I saw that thread on /adv/.
Listenan
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 04:38 PM
Most people in my age bracket(19-24) have a little hipster in them nowadays, tbh, myself included..
That's life, yo..
I have never, not once, said to myself, "That Harlem is such a hipster".
Axe Murderer
06-05-2011, 04:39 PM
lol Varsity jackets, mine must still be collecting dust in the closet at my old house. never wore it once
always used to laugh at the football "players" who wore them 4X during the week and were only on the team because there weren't any cuts.
DPG21920
06-05-2011, 04:48 PM
I was the only freshman on varsity and I still never wore my jacket :lol. I didn't go to sock-hops either.
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 04:49 PM
lol Varsity jackets, mine must still be collecting dust in the closet at my old house. never wore it once
always used to laugh at the football "players" who wore them 4X during the week and were only on the team because there weren't any cuts.
Wow! That's hilarious!
redzero
06-05-2011, 04:54 PM
I have given you examples just like you asked.
You gave me two examples--one of which had nothing to do with being a hipster. Just like you liking a team from Texas doesn't automatically make you a Mavs fan, me liking a "hipster" music doesn't automatically make me a hipster.
Many others have also chimed in.
Many (2 people) replied with testimonials based on what you posted. They didn't actually provide examples of hipster behavior.
Again, you are either arguing semantics (clinging to the word "everything") or you are truly dense.
No, you just simply don't understand what the word "hipster" means.
Most everyone in this thread says the way you act on here is like a hipster.
No, they provided testimonials of my behavior based on examples that YOU stated. They didn't actually provide examples of how I act like a hipster--just like you haven't. And even if they did agree with you, that still doesn't mean I acted like a hipster because that is not the definition of the word "hipster."
Those vague things don't apply to "damn near everyone", which is why you see "damn near everyone" pointing out examples of you doing said things.
Those vague things (i.e. scoffing in a manner that you perceive as forced) most definitely can be applied to everyone. And again, scoffing at everything in a forced manner does not make one a hipster.
What do you mean "which ones". You played the "sorry I took your post at face value" card when I called you a retard for taking what I said literally when it was obvious to everyone not wearing skinny jeans what was going on.
My bad, I should clarify. I initially took your post at face value. I know that you literally don't think fans deserve rings. I, however, still disagree with you since you posted:
What was obviously implied was that they shouldn't get to "celebrate the team they root for winning a ring" because of how they whine, even when things go well. It was a jab at Ghazi and the whinny Mav fan base at the moment.
I already addressed that a few pages back, but I disagree with what you were trying to say.
You then pulled the "I was just joking" card and the "sorry if I came off like that" card when you were called out, so I asked a simple question: Should those people take your post as face value like you do mine or are you now lying to make yourself look better?
It depends on the tone of the posts. I think my posts towards ohmwrecker should't be taken at face value because I wasn't serious. My posts towards DeadlyDynasty can seem like I was being condescending. Was I serious? No, but one couldn't tell from those posts alone. On the subject of your initial post about Mavs fans not deserving a title, I disagree with that. Was that what you meant? Judging by your further explanation, no. However, I also disagreed with what you were implying, so at this point I'm not misunderstanding you.
tl;dr version: I know what you were implying and I disagree with it.
Now, please give me some examples of my hipster behavior beyond the music I listen to.
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 04:59 PM
Can a person be, simultaneously, hipster and emo? Does that ever occur in nature?
Tiago Splitter
06-05-2011, 05:00 PM
How do I stop my sister from becoming a slut?
I am 20; my sister is 13. I've just gotten back from college this summer and am spending most of the summer at my family's home. My family is pretty conservative, but not overbearing. We're not allowed to go on dates alone until we're 16, drinking is okay under 21 as long as you're at home with your family, etc etc.
Last week I was sitting near my sister's phone while she was in the pool and a text came through and flashed on the screen from a boy. "Hoho, interesting," I thought, and scrolled through it. He was telling her how much he loved her and how he wanted to do what they had done at school again and again. I wanted to find out exactly what they had done at school so I read through her messages and discovered not only had she been to third base with this boy, she was also double-timing him with another.
I handed over her phone to my mom and told her what was up. Mom responded by taking the phone away and yelling at her for a while. That's all.
However, despite my sister's being found out and her punishment, she still continues to act like...well, a skank. She's stealing my bikinis and my clothes to take to the pool with her 'friends' (boys, since my parents are oblivious), she's sneaking out at night, etc.
My parents have 'talked' to her before (meaning they've listened as she fed them bullshit about how sorry she is for disobeying them and how it's a misunderstanding), but obviously she isn't listening. I don't want my sister to become a whore.
How do I stop my sister from becoming a full-blown slut?
Hey what's up?
I'm a senior in high school and my sister is in 8th grade. Ever since she started junior high she has started to spend a ridiculous amount of time in the bathroom perfecting her appearance. This really pisses me off.. first of all because at some point in the fucking morning I'd like to take the 10 damn minutes it takes me to get ready without having to bang on the bathroom door for 20 minutes.. and second because someone that young really should not be so fucking concerned about their appearance.. hell anyone at any age shouldn't imo.
Anyway, the other morning I finally got the bathroom and I decided to go for the early morning shower fap session. You guys know what a struggle this can be right?? Well there I was thinking about some hot Asian girl in my language arts class, about to climax, when the little bitch knocks on the door and says "is it safe to come in? I need to do something."
Granted she has done this countless times before and it hasn't really bothered me, but this time I had spent a good 10 minutes working up dick and I wasn't going to let her escape this great injustice. So I tell her it's safe, she opens the door and then I whirl the shower curtain open with my red hot steaming dick shining in its full glory.
She screams and runs to tell my uptight christian parents who now think I need counseling.
That afternoon when I got home from school she was locked in her room. I knocked on the door and told her I wanted to apologize. She opened it and I walked in, gave her a big hug and said I'm sorry for doing what I did this morning. She accepted and then said "Brother, that was the first PENIS I have ever seen in real life"
At this moment I felt a surge of power and gratification that has yet to be equaled.
redzero
06-05-2011, 05:02 PM
Hey what's up?
I'm a senior in high school and my sister is in 8th grade. Ever since she started junior high she has started to spend a ridiculous amount of time in the bathroom perfecting her appearance. This really pisses me off.. first of all because at some point in the fucking morning I'd like to take the 10 damn minutes it takes me to get ready without having to bang on the bathroom door for 20 minutes.. and second because someone that young really should not be so fucking concerned about their appearance.. hell anyone at any age shouldn't imo.
Anyway, the other morning I finally got the bathroom and I decided to go for the early morning shower fap session. You guys know what a struggle this can be right?? Well there I was thinking about some hot Asian girl in my language arts class, about to climax, when the little bitch knocks on the door and says "is it safe to come in? I need to do something."
Granted she has done this countless times before and it hasn't really bothered me, but this time I had spent a good 10 minutes working up dick and I wasn't going to let her escape this great injustice. So I tell her it's safe, she opens the door and then I whirl the shower curtain open with my red hot steaming dick shining in its full glory.
She screams and runs to tell my uptight christian parents who now think I need counseling.
That afternoon when I got home from school she was locked in her room. I knocked on the door and told her I wanted to apologize. She opened it and I walked in, gave her a big hug and said I'm sorry for doing what I did this morning. She accepted and then said "Brother, that was the first PENIS I have ever seen in real life"
At this moment I felt a surge of power and gratification that has yet to be equaled.
So here is the thing.. Tomorrow night my woman's sister is coming over and she is hot as fuck to me.. She is a little fat but still I want to fuck the hell out of her. She will be staying for three nights in a roll. My woman knows i want to bang her sister but i told her i wouldn't do anything at all to her. That obviously is a lie because if i get the chance to believe me i will.
So my plan is to drug them both so they pass out. I am talking about the kind of pass out as in you won't wake up no matter what for at least an hour or so. That way I can play with her sister and get away with it. Plan on doing it as they go to bed that way they won't remember being knocked out in middle of the day.
So my question is.. Is there anything at all i can buy in a store that will do that? Something I can crush up and add to there drink where they won't notice. I've got some melatonin but i'm not sure that will do the trick. It's 3mg so i doubt it would work.
So once again is there anything i can put in there drinks that will do this? I must be able to buy it at a store because idk where to get the illegal ones around here.Even if it's only enough to knock her out just to play with tits that will be enough. Although i really want to bang the hell out of her.
Help please?
redzero
06-05-2011, 05:07 PM
So here is the thing.. Tomorrow night my woman's sister is coming over and she is hot as fuck to me.. She is a little fat but still I want to fuck the hell out of her. She will be staying for three nights in a roll. My woman knows i want to bang her sister but i told her i wouldn't do anything at all to her. That obviously is a lie because if i get the chance to believe me i will.
So my plan is to drug them both so they pass out. I am talking about the kind of pass out as in you won't wake up no matter what for at least an hour or so. That way I can play with her sister and get away with it. Plan on doing it as they go to bed that way they won't remember being knocked out in middle of the day.
So my question is.. Is there anything at all i can buy in a store that will do that? Something I can crush up and add to there drink where they won't notice. I've got some melatonin but i'm not sure that will do the trick. It's 3mg so i doubt it would work.
So once again is there anything i can put in there drinks that will do this? I must be able to buy it at a store because idk where to get the illegal ones around here.Even if it's only enough to knock her out just to play with tits that will be enough. Although i really want to bang the hell out of her.
Help please?
Holy shit, I actually bothered to read all of this and that's just fucked up.
IronMexican
06-05-2011, 05:09 PM
So redzero now enjoys the posts of /adv/.
Me and dirk only post on /fa/
dirk4mvp
06-05-2011, 05:10 PM
>IM
>on /fa/
pick one
Tiago Splitter
06-05-2011, 05:11 PM
So here is the thing.. Tomorrow night my woman's sister is coming over and she is hot as fuck to me.. She is a little fat but still I want to fuck the hell out of her. She will be staying for three nights in a roll. My woman knows i want to bang her sister but i told her i wouldn't do anything at all to her. That obviously is a lie because if i get the chance to believe me i will.
So my plan is to drug them both so they pass out. I am talking about the kind of pass out as in you won't wake up no matter what for at least an hour or so. That way I can play with her sister and get away with it. Plan on doing it as they go to bed that way they won't remember being knocked out in middle of the day.
So my question is.. Is there anything at all i can buy in a store that will do that? Something I can crush up and add to there drink where they won't notice. I've got some melatonin but i'm not sure that will do the trick. It's 3mg so i doubt it would work.
So once again is there anything i can put in there drinks that will do this? I must be able to buy it at a store because idk where to get the illegal ones around here.Even if it's only enough to knock her out just to play with tits that will be enough. Although i really want to bang the hell out of her.
Help please?
Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously attractive.
Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a man's life is--how many "cool," "exciting" and prestigious things he is doing or connected to.
They are interested in how other people view him--how many people want to be around him, how other people interact with him and whether their interactions convey that he is special and amazing. They want him to be extremely outgoing and aggressive, they want him to demonstrate his status over other people by dominating them in various non-violent ways.
A woman's attraction to a man is a function of her jealousy at the thought of another woman having that man. She doesn't care who he actually is or EXACTLY what he looks like physically, she only cares about the VALUE of the life he has constructed around himself.
A woman basically is a greedy materialistic prostitute. Although that sounds vulgar, it's true. She trades her physical self to buy into the success a man has created for himself.
redzero
06-05-2011, 05:12 PM
So redzero now enjoys the posts of /adv/.
Me and dirk only post on /fa/
There was a great thread on /adv/ yesterday about some sociopath who mentally abused his ex-girlfriend and drove her to suicide. I wish I could have saved the text.
ohmwrecker
06-05-2011, 05:12 PM
lol "three days in a roll"
People are dumb.
IronMexican
06-05-2011, 05:13 PM
There was a great thread on /adv/ yesterday about some sociopath who mentally abused his ex-girlfriend and drove her to suicide. I wish I could have saved the text.
I missed it. Some pretty funny threads there. Make me feel less beta.
Album's pretty good. Going to have to give it second listen some time this week.
redzero
06-05-2011, 05:16 PM
Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously attractive.
Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a man's life is--how many "cool," "exciting" and prestigious things he is doing or connected to.
They are interested in how other people view him--how many people want to be around him, how other people interact with him and whether their interactions convey that he is special and amazing. They want him to be extremely outgoing and aggressive, they want him to demonstrate his status over other people by dominating them in various non-violent ways.
A woman's attraction to a man is a function of her jealousy at the thought of another woman having that man. She doesn't care who he actually is or EXACTLY what he looks like physically, she only cares about the VALUE of the life he has constructed around himself.
A woman basically is a greedy materialistic prostitute. Although that sounds vulgar, it's true. She trades her physical self to buy into the success a man has created for himself.
I woke up as a girl.
I woke up this morning(1pm) to find i had no penis, but nao has vagina.
I spent the last couple hours after that sitting in the bathroom screaming "whoa, what the fuck!" "this is amazing" "Oh my god" etc
long story short:
>None of my clothes fit.
>It feels weird to talk, voice sound annoying as fuck, and it hurts to lower my voice to it's original pitch.
I'm looking for some advice on being female.
I want to know how to act.
I want to know what to wear.
I want to know how to act around other girls.
What should I expect if i get my period?
And just give me general tips on what i should expect when being this gender.
It doesn't look like i'm ever going to turn back.
Also; Feel free to ask me anything.
Tiago Splitter
06-05-2011, 05:22 PM
I woke up as a girl.
I woke up this morning(1pm) to find i had no penis, but nao has vagina.
I spent the last couple hours after that sitting in the bathroom screaming "whoa, what the fuck!" "this is amazing" "Oh my god" etc
long story short:
>None of my clothes fit.
>It feels weird to talk, voice sound annoying as fuck, and it hurts to lower my voice to it's original pitch.
I'm looking for some advice on being female.
I want to know how to act.
I want to know what to wear.
I want to know how to act around other girls.
What should I expect if i get my period?
And just give me general tips on what i should expect when being this gender.
It doesn't look like i'm ever going to turn back.
Also; Feel free to ask me anything.
I hate women. I really do. Every time I look at them, my blood pressure shoots through the roof. When they're gabbing on the cell phone about Paris Hilton. When they're adjusting their lipstick and taking up my time rifling through their stupid purse. When they whine to me about their period. When they blither on and on about some artist/film director/musician nobody else gives a flipping fuck about. When they cry and expect your personal sympathy.
But most of all, I hate them because they're smug, hyperactive little bitches made that way by our shithole society. Look what uncontrolled feminism and the media has done to them: they think they're superior. They can call the shots. No woman will even know what it feels like to be completely alone and unloved unless she is FIERCELY ugly. All their crying about relationships is merely them fucking up; any girl can get any guy she wants if she tries.
When girls are feeling down, they can have any man they like and fuck him. Even if they have no friends in the world, even if they are pathetic, ugly whores, they could strike up a conversation with any guy in class and make him theirs. But a lonely, pathetic man is hated by women. They know they're better than him. They give him nothing. Even though they know he suffers from his biological urges, they sit and laugh and do nothing for him. They get to choose who is happy and who is sad.
I know this is BAAWWWWW over being a virgin. I know that it's not morally right. But I'm posting it because every single one of you sexless /b/tards thinks the same thing. When you watch your roommate make out with his girl, when you hear it in love songs on MTV, when you see it on the streets: know that those women are laughing at you, hating you, denying you something completely harmless, just because they hate who you are as a person. And that's their never-questioned right in this world.
redzero
06-05-2011, 05:24 PM
Holy shit.
My best friend who's been there for me when my mom died and when my fiance got pregnant with someone else's kid, the guy who I've known forever, just came out of the closet a week ago.
I honest to God had no idea, (neither did any of our other friends). In fact, probably the only reason I haven't freaked out is because I've known him forever and I'm probably still in shock.
His family cut off all contact and he was living with his gf, then she kicked him out, so he's staying with me. Cool, no problem.
Here's where shit gets complicated.
He's currently seeing this asshole, and I HATE HIM.
I can't stand him. He blatantly flirts with us (just to see us uncomfortable, because Jesus, his boyfriend is literally RIGHT THERE), puts him down for not being "toning down his gayness" when honest to God, this is the most relaxed and laid-back I've ever seen him. He gives him shit for waiting so long to come out, calls him a self hating fag, and just bitches all day err day about everything from him not picking up the phone INSTANTLY to him refusing to go out clubbing. (He's never liked clubbing. He's shy that way.) He's just making an already difficult period even more difficult for him, and he's an asshole. So I have this idea. He mentioned when he came out to me that I was his first love, and he never really got over me. So:
I am totally okay with being with him, like in a relationship, if it means he can avoid scumbags like the guys he picks up.
Because every time I see him, all I can think about is AIDS and is he remembering condoms and what if some guy is faking it just to beat him in an alley somewhere and I love him, I do, (and who's gonna treat him better than me?) The way I see it, I was going to spend my entire life with him anyway, but now it's just in a different way.
So am I crazy for wanting to do this?
Tiago Splitter
06-05-2011, 05:47 PM
Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...
Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.
IronMexican
06-05-2011, 05:49 PM
Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...
Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.
Fuck. I cringed. I knew like 3 girls who posted bulletins or something like this back in the myspace days(of course pregnant teenagers). It was so annoying.
redzero
06-05-2011, 05:52 PM
Month One: Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three: You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!! No...
Month Seven: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? We would have been so happy together.
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Redzero, what does it take to be hipster?
BlackSwordsMan
06-05-2011, 06:35 PM
being mainstream is better than being a hipster
redzero
06-05-2011, 06:44 PM
Redzero, what does it take to be hipster?
Lot's of things. That urbandictionary link that DPG posted but didn't bother to read gives many characteristics of hipsters.
And here's a comic that sums up what I posted better than I can:
http://i53.tinypic.com/2h2ieio.jpg
Lot's of things. That urbandictionary link that DPG posted but didn't bother to read gives many characteristics of hipsters.
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hipster
#17-Don't define yourself to others :lmao
frodo
06-05-2011, 07:10 PM
No. I also bet real money on the Mavs not winning a title. Did you ever do anything to back up your takes? I have admitted I was wrong, do you need a link? If I provide you a link, I expect a second formal apology due by June 18th that is double-spaced and begins with "I find myself in a familiar position".
you wrong about dem mavs but you ain't alone. seems we all be wrong about the mavs except only a few true prophets (like stretch) and some homers. btw being short ain't your fault imho
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