Would you bone Alanis Morrisette?

[davi78239]

Just wondering.

[bigzak25]

she's already won me over.

[SpursWoman]

No. :)

[Xolotl]

If Shania Twain wasn't available, then still no

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wouldn't hit it with Mouse's dick.

[NeoConIV]

http://www.music-atlas.com/images/alanis_morissette_1.jpg

take a blue pill and the rest is history!

[sa_butta]

http://www.music-atlas.com/images/alanis_morissette_1.jpg

take a blue pill and the rest is history!Is it me or do her boobs look bigger there.

[KEDA]

Ah, the joys of photoshop



but STILL NO

[bigzak25]

here she working at hooters...she's not bad...i like chics with longer hair, and that witch streak highlight was awful last night....




http://img200.exs.cx/img200/6759/alanismorissettekimmel052804pl.jpg


1 (http://img235.exs.cx/img235/9614/alanismorissette015cw.jpg) 2 (http://img235.exs.cx/img235/7204/alanis27vs.jpg) 3 (http://img235.exs.cx/img235/8595/alanis0ip.jpg)

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[Flea]

No. :)


Me either. :)

[IX_Equilibrium]

yes I would

[davi78239]

I'd hit her and her twin sister.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I want the rebellious bitchy version, not this toned-down, in-love with life version.

I like my woman a little crazy.

Bring on the FREAK, girl!

[davi78239]

I don't know about her being lovey dovey though. I like her in that song where she talking about going down on someone in a theater and then later talking about were you thinking of me when you fucked her. Can't remember the damn name of the song. I bet she's freaky.

[Flea]

I don't know about her being lovey dovey though. I like her in that song where she talking about going down on someone in a theater and then later talking about were you thinking of me when you fucked her. Can't remember the damn name of the song. I bet she's freaky.


You oughta know.

[NeoConIV]

http://www.planet.nl/upload_mm/5/e/9/alanis-40616.onlineBild.jpg
:baby know what I mean Vern?

[sa_butta]

Maybe in the hooters outfit

[NeoConIV]

But seriously, I think it's hella cool she became US citizen, then sang National Anthem in the House that David built...

[SWC Bonfire]

Uh, no. And I'm not pleased that she was chosen to sing the national anthem; couldn't we have found someone else?

I thought Beyonce was contractually obligated to sing at NBA events - Now, that's more like it.

[jalbre6]

I want the rebellious bitchy version, not this toned-down, in-love with life version.

I like my woman a little crazy.

Bring on the FREAK, girl!
^5

I'd hit it.

[NeoConIV]

Uh, no. And I'm not pleased that she was chosen to sing the national anthem; couldn't we have found someone else?

I thought Beyonce was contractually obligated to sing at NBA events - Now, that's more like it.
at least 3 more games....but I'm witchou

[ZStomp]

Does she have a hole?

Is she 18+ years old?


...Yea...


:lol

[nickbroken]

I'd hit it.

After seeing that picture of your mangina at the beach, I doubt there is much you wouldn't hit. :lol

[2Blonde]

She sounded so awful last night singing the national anthem that I swear my ears started bleeding. It was almost as bad as Roseanne Barr. I can't believe anyone would hit it after that performance. Arrgghh.

...2Blonde

[MannyIsGod]

I'm sorry, but people who thought she sounded awful are tone deaf. She was awesome, and didn't try to hit notes just to impress. I thought she was by far the best perfomer of the anthem all year out of the 15 or so games I've been to.

[SpursWoman]

I love her music and thought she did a great job last night.

[ZStomp]

She sound like she had a lisp. (spelling?)

[MannyIsGod]

She's always going to sing with a bit of a canadien accent, but I think that's one of the things that makes her tone so unique.

I agree with Ed, though. I'd hit the Jagged Little Pill version, but not the happy Alanis.

[TNT21]

I'd hit it, quit it, and say I never did it!!

[2Blonde]

I wasn't there in person last night and I am not a singer but my daughter, who is, agreed with me. Maybe it sounded different coming out of our surround sound. In the past I have always liked her music, and I love Jagged Little Pill. I just hated the way she sounded last night. That's just my opinion.

...2Blonde

[SpursWoman]

She's an acquired taste because of the accent and the edge in her voice maybe....I dunno.....but most musicians do sound a lot different live.

I wouldn't have minded hearing this one blonde lady that's done it a few times this season....she was absolutely amazing.

[desflood]

I liked Alanis last night for the simple fact that, unlike most "artists", she didn't take liberties interpreting the song. Although, that might just be because she doesn't have the range to!

[sa_butta]

At least we got somebody that knew the words...


http://www.nba.com/media/blazers/natlie_gilbert_cheeks.jpg

[mavsfan1000]

I don't like her voice or music but it can't get any worse than groups or solo artists the last 5 to 10 years.

[Shelly]

I was never an Alanis fan, but I thought she sang well last night.

[nickbroken]

Imho Winger would of done better.;)

[T Park]

Alanis seems to have gone from screeching screaming rocker, to someone who can actually sing and shows her talent.


I was impressed. Plus, I gotta admit, she looks alot hotter now that she actually does something with her hair, and not just long nappy hair.


The short hair and the hooters outfit was pretty hot.

[Useruser666]

Atleast it wasn't Boyz2Men! :lol

[SpursWoman]

I like Boyz II Men....when I go out and start my car, one of their songs will be playing.

:fro

[timvp]

I'm sorry, but people who thought she sounded awful are tone deaf. She was awesome, and didn't try to hit notes just to impress. I thought she was by far the best perfomer of the anthem all year out of the 15 or so games I've been to.

She sucked. Tone deaf? I didn't know having a lisp and a fake Scottish accent was a good thing.

The whole time I was waiting for her to break out with "Who would've thought...it figuressssp".

[bigzak25]

having a lisp




:lol yeah....that was hard to missth.

[Kori Ellis]

She was horrible. Her singing was horrible, her outfit was horrible and her hair was horrible. People in the section next to me were cringing and laughing -- and they weren't "immature kids" they were adults that were embarrassed.

[Mijo]

All this being true.... But, I'd throw her a bone anyways.

[T Park]

"Who would've thought...it figuressssp"

lol



Manny thinking thats the best performance hes seen,

he obviously wasnt at the game with the Saxophone player.

THAT was fantastic.

[Kori Ellis]

he obviously wasnt at the game with the Saxophone player.

THAT was fantastic.

True. There were also several other good singers this year -- unknown people. And there were some horrendous ones too.

[Brodels]

I would have boned her back in the day, but I thought she was friggin' ugly last night. And I'm sorry Manny - I thought she sucked, and I'm certainly not tone deaf.

[SpursWoman]

lol



Manny thinking thats the best performance hes seen,

he obviously wasnt at the game with the Saxophone player.

THAT was fantastic.



Either he didn't, or he (we) don't share your (ya'lls) opinion. Big fucking deal.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'd hit it if her breasts are really that big now

And she WASNT that bad last night compared to will smith. I'd rather hear 5 alanis performances than 1 will smith. Damn he sucks.

[JoeChalupa]

I'd make Alanis happy.

[FromWayDowntown]

Either he didn't, or he (we) don't share your (ya'lls) opinion. Big fucking deal.

SW, even TPark doesn't share his own opinion:

At 3:55:


Alanis seems to have gone from screeching screaming rocker, to someone who can actually sing and shows her talent.


I was impressed.

And now, at 5:45, responding to Manny's post in light of posts that are not so sure about Alanis' performance:


Manny thinking thats the best performance hes seen,

he obviously wasnt at the game with the Saxophone player.

THAT was fantastic.

[Useruser666]

I like Boyz II Men....when I go out and start my car, one of their songs will be playing.

:fro

Boyz2Men absolutely suck when they sing the national anthem. :lol

[Shelly]

Anybody was better than the hip-hop violinist! That was like nails on a chalkboard.

[mavsfan1000]

I'd do her but she was alot hotter 10 years ago.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Theres a special about her on 20/20 or whatever gay ass news show is on ABC

I totally forgot she was only 19 when she released jagged little pill

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ok her breasts definitely are not that big, im looking at her on tv right now


she's still attractive though...sexy canadian...i mean, american :D

[mavsfan1000]

http://www.music-atlas.com/images/alanis_morissette_1.jpg

take a blue pill and the rest is history!
What year was this picture taken? She looked hot. Kinda like Jennifer Love Hewitt.

[Lady Marmalade]

hell no

[iminlakerland]

Hey Boys II men rules...i love their songs.

[mavsfan1000]

hell no
There are some similarities even though Jennifer Love Hewitt is definitely hotter by far.

[bigzak25]

What year was this picture taken? She looked hot. Kinda like Jennifer Love Hewitt.







blasphemy! :pctoss

[mavsfan1000]

I already said J. Hewitt clearly hotter and my favorite so stop freaking out by one post.

[bigzak25]

i can't help it man...i'm freaking out....AHHHH!!!!!

[mavsfan1000]

i can't help it man...i'm freaking out....AHHHH!!!!!
:drunk