CosmicCowboy
06-06-2011, 05:03 PM
They asked the black lab what he was in for...
With downcast eyes, he admitted he was a chewer...
"I chew the baseboards, I chew up shoes...I chew the furniture...I just can't help myself...This morning I just couldn't stop and chewed up the couch"...
uh oh...the other dogs said...so you're in here for....
Yep, he said...they are gonna cut my nuts off....*sigh*
The dachshund gave a big sigh and said..."thats what I'm here for too..I pee everywhere...the walls, the drapes, the furniture...I can't help myself...I just have to mark my territory...this morning I peed on my owners foot and I guess that was the last straw...I'm here to have my nuts cut off...
So they asked the Doberman..."so...what are you in for?"
Oh, I'm a compulsive humper...I hump the kids toys, hump the couch, hump guests knees...I can't help myself...I want to hump every thing I see...
Just this morning my mistress was scrubbing the floor in her housecoat and I just couldn't help myself...I jumped on board and humped the hell out of her and I guess thats why I'm here...
Oh, you too then? Gonna get your nuts cut off?...
Aw, hell no. I'm here to get my nails trimmed...
With downcast eyes, he admitted he was a chewer...
"I chew the baseboards, I chew up shoes...I chew the furniture...I just can't help myself...This morning I just couldn't stop and chewed up the couch"...
uh oh...the other dogs said...so you're in here for....
Yep, he said...they are gonna cut my nuts off....*sigh*
The dachshund gave a big sigh and said..."thats what I'm here for too..I pee everywhere...the walls, the drapes, the furniture...I can't help myself...I just have to mark my territory...this morning I peed on my owners foot and I guess that was the last straw...I'm here to have my nuts cut off...
So they asked the Doberman..."so...what are you in for?"
Oh, I'm a compulsive humper...I hump the kids toys, hump the couch, hump guests knees...I can't help myself...I want to hump every thing I see...
Just this morning my mistress was scrubbing the floor in her housecoat and I just couldn't help myself...I jumped on board and humped the hell out of her and I guess thats why I'm here...
Oh, you too then? Gonna get your nuts cut off?...
Aw, hell no. I'm here to get my nails trimmed...