Manu's name should be SHAMOO, he flops so much

[HULKAROCK]

Is that how he gets his 24 pts/gm?? :wtf

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

At least he knows how to flop. Big Ben looked like an idiot trying to flop his 500 pounds ass to the floor last night.

[picnroll]

I just got bitch slapped forum.

[Clandestino]

there are only like 400 threads on this subject already forum

[ZStomp]

Zzzzz

[MiNuS]

Here They Come Again With The Same Excuse.

When Nothing Else Works.

[nkdlunch]

U can go flop yourself forum

[BillsCarnage]

Check this post out from a few weeks ago.. Pretty funny.


This article was written by some dipshit in Phoenix. I want to personally send this guy a photo of Manu holding the trophy when all is said and done.

The Life and Times of Manu Ginobili

Yesterday, we received an email from one of our readers - a Suns fan through and through - about Manu Ginobili. He had us laughing hard enough that we wanted to share his thoughts with the rest of Dime’s readers...

As a Phoenix fan watching the Suns-Spurs series, I have had the opportunity to observe Manu Ginobili up close and personal. Or, as I like to call him, “Vlade Part II.” I have come to the realization being Manu Ginobili must be very hard indeed. I would imagine his day starts out something like this:
He wakes up each morning and heads to the bathroom for his shower. He turns the water on but the rush of steam knocks him to the floor. He dries himself off and goes downstairs for some breakfast, but the air conditioning turns on and the draft knocks him to the floor. He picks himself up again, but the floor was dusty and that causes him to sneeze, which of course knocks him back to the floor. As he falls to the floor, waving his arms wildly, he yells out, "Where’s the foul?" But only his dog, Vlade, hears his cries and rushes over to lick his face. But the force of the lick knocks Ginobili back to the floor.

It is truly a miracle this guy can play basketball.

But I will say that watching Ginobili play basketball has given me some great ideas for renaming everyday things. For example:

The next time I jump off a diving board and land on my stomach, I will refer to it as a "Belly-Ginobili.” Whenever I put on sandals, I will now call them "Flip-Ginobilis.” The next time I go golfing and need to hit one high and soft, ala Phil Mickelson, I’ll call it a "Ginobili-Shot.” The first three cards laid out in Texas Hold’Em will henceforth be known as "The Ginobili.” I will be reminded of basketball the next time a politician "Flip-Ginobilis" on an issue. And the next time I see a movie that cost $300 million to make but was horrible, I will refer to it simply, but accurately, as "The Ginobili of the Year".

Finally, allow me to apologize to Mr. Manu. You see, the wind created from my typing this diatribe has most likely had enough force to knock Ginobili to the ground once more, wherever he may be right now…

--Aaron in Phoenix

[ZStomp]

PHX still crying??


:lol

[Dre_7]

At least he knows how to flop. Big Ben looked like an idiot trying to flop his 500 pounds ass to the floor last night.

Hey give Ben props for his first flop of the game, the one where Duncan did nothin, yet he made it look like Timmy threw him to the floor. I gotta admit, that one was very believable.

But yeah, after the season maybe Ben can have Manu give him some pointers. It looks stupid when a 6'9" 255lb DPOY falls to the floor after being gently nudged by a guy 2 times smaller then him. :lol

[SouthernFried]

Ben had about 6 flops last night. If he could get off the floor, mebbe he could start playing some Defense.

Ain't America great...to have internet access at Phoenix fans fishing holes?

[Guru of Nothing]

2 times smaller

New math?

[Clandestino]

PHX still crying??


:lol

they've been fishing their whole lives... it is boring to them now...

[spvrs]

these are the kind of posts I expected from Pistons fans! (I hope I wouldn't have done the same but you never know).

kudos to the Pistons fans with class that gave us some props.

[Dre_7]

New math?

Well Ben is about 6'9" 255
Manu is only 6'5" 200

Or is Manu bigger then that? I could be wrong.

[Dre_7]

Oh and BTW, I was exagerating a lil. :)

But still, if he just spent 7 games gaurding Shaq, youd think lil Manu wouldnt cause him to crash to the floor like he did.

[sa_butta]

Well Ben is about 6'9" 255
Manu is only 6'5" 200

Or is Manu bigger then that? I could be wrong.listed 6'6" 205 but still got the point.

[Dre_7]

listed 6'6" 205 but still got the point.

Whatever, Math was always my worst subject in school anyways. :lol

[Tres_Till_it_MHz]

Is that how he gets his 24 pts/gm?? :wtf

Yeah and the finals suck because it's SA vs DET, get a life and think of something original.

[MajicMan]

It was a bit of an acting job on both sides. Manu definitely overexagerated but Ben Wallace looking like the leader of the Orcs from Lord of The Rings falling to the ground by a skinny white guy was a bit much. Should have been a no call.

[Dre_7]

Should have been a no call.

Thats the problem when you flop, sometimes you get the call, sometimes you dont. Take it from Manu. He has had some "flops" not called his way. Its part of the game.

May the best flopper win!

[HULKAROCK]

these are the kind of posts I expected from Pistons fans! (I hope I wouldn't have done the same but you never know).

kudos to the Pistons fans with class that gave us some props.

Just making an observation.. I won't say anything bad about the win.
Just want to know if I'm going to need to bring some flour and tarter sauce to the Palace for Manu..

[WalterBenitez]

Is that how he gets his 24 pts/gm?? :wtf

Some Piston's insiders believe that Manu flops even when he sleeps :depressed

[HULKAROCK]

Yeah and the finals suck because it's SA vs DET, get a life and think of something original.

Looks like he's known for that and the fans are sick of hearing about it. Glad to know I wasn't off base. Has he been called Shamoo before? If so, I appologize. But, the truth is still the truth. Back to your prarie dog shooting you go...

[spurschick]

http://www.spurschick.com/stfu.jpg

[HULKAROCK]

Yeah and the finals suck because it's SA vs DET, get a life and think of something original.

By the way. From your picture, you look like you're in the rap group "THE WILLY WONKA'S". :lol

[Dave McNulla]

Just making an observation.. I won't say anything bad about the win.
Just want to know if I'm going to need to bring some flour and tarter sauce to the Palace for Manu..
where is your observation about ben wallace's flopping. you didn't even want to answer the other reply about it, got enough balls to answer this one?

makes sense that ben knocks manu down, but not the other way.

[SouthernFried]

Prarie dogs? We got prarie dogs in San Antonio? Boerne mebbe? La Vernia?

I gotta check this out...I ain't ever seen a prarie dog before.

Deer now...I seen deer. They consider my landscape a 24 hour buffet. Can't shoot 'em either. You can shoot prarie dogs, right? I got guns...but nothing to shoot. Where they at?

[Tres_Till_it_MHz]

By the way. From your picture, you look like you're in the rap group "THE WILLY WONKA'S". :lol

Now your grasping as you circle the drain, lates genius.

[HULKAROCK]

http://www.spurschick.com/stfu.jpg

Don't even get me started on how stupid his hair is. As for you, Comic Girl. Go draw yourself a personality!............

[HULKAROCK]

where is your observation about ben wallace's flopping. you didn't even want to answer the other reply about it, got enough balls to answer this one?

makes sense that ben knocks manu down, but not the other way.

Honestly, Ben never flops. If anyone flops on the Stones, it's Tay-Tay.. And that's not too often.
Must have been a rare occurance last night. "Nemo" is obviously known for it..

[Extra Stout]

Looks like he's known for that and the fans are sick of hearing about it. Glad to know I wasn't off base. Has he been called Shamoo before? If so, I appologize. But, the truth is still the truth. Back to your prarie dog shooting you go...
Here we go again... Piston troll gets his face pushed in the mud when he tries to hang with Spurs fans talking about basketball, so he has to go with Kansas prarie smack.

After the next game, maybe he'll direct us to go back to alligator wrestling, or watching seals on the pier, or skiing, or making crop circles. All those gosh durn parts of 'Murka just start runnin' together after a while.

[spurster]

Manu's name should be SHAMOO, he flops so much
Shamanu?

[SpursChampsIII]

Is that how he gets his 24 pts/gm?? :wtf

Hey Ike Clanton, maybe basketball is not your game. I know, let's have a spelling contest. Manu is better than any player on your team you dumb f..k. Live it, learn it, believe it.

[smeagol]

Is that how he gets his 24 pts/gm?? :wtf
Yara, yara, yara . . .

[beirmeistr]

Just making an observation.. I won't say anything bad about the win.
Just want to know if I'm going to need to bring some flour and tarter sauce to the Palace for Manu..
You might, after manu filets the shit out of your Pistons.

[ALVAREZ6]

How bout Ben Wallace?

Manu "knocked" Big Beastly Ben over 3 times during that game, you tellin me ben didn't flop? Especially on that one where he was guarding him outside the 3 point arc, he flew back worse than manu's flops...


FLOP YOU!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Manu and Ben are doing it to get the call and help their respective teams. No harm in that.

IMO, if the refs stopped giving players the benefit of the doubt on flops, players would stop doing it. The honus is, was and always has been on the officials...

[Rummpd]

Little skinny Manu knocks down CRY BABY BEN, BOO HOO!!!!!!!

[nkdlunch]

Little skinny Manu knocks down CRY BABY BEN, BOO HOO!!!!!!!

http://us.inmagine.com/thumbnails/creatas/cr15242/cr15242027.jpg

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Is that how he gets his 24 pts/gm?? :wtf

I was just reading the rule book and apparently you don't get points for drawing fouls. The only way to score 24 a game is too shoot kinda good, I think.

[Dre_7]

Honestly, Ben never flops.

What?!?!?!?!

Did you watch the game last night??? :lmao :lmao :lol :lol :rollin :rollin

[SequSpur]

Sweep.

[spurschick]

Honestly, Ben never flops.

So, what you're saying is Manu legitimately knocked Big Ben Wallace on his ass? OK! :spin

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Is that how he gets his 24 pts/gm?? :wtf
Right, and you're not making a comment about the win. Hey moron, just because that weak ass excuse of a player you call Ben Wallace can't play worth shit doesn't mean Manu didn't absolutely own you yesterday. Its sad really, because Manu DOES flop, but the interesting part if yesterday he flopped the least out of all the games he played in these playoffs, and yet you STILL got your ass handed to you. Why can't you just accept the fact that you're simply not good enough and stop borrowing excuses from the Nuggets, the Sonics and the Suns. Flopping wasn't the reason you lost last night, so shut the fuck up and calmly take it up the rear.

[bdubya]

So, what you're saying is Manu legitimately knocked Big Ben Wallace on his ass? OK! :spin

Yep. Basic physics....M x V = F, and Manu had about three full steps to build velocity before he rammed Ben. If you doubt this, find a partner who weighs about 50 lbs less than you, set yourself in a balanced defensive stance, and then have your partner charge into you, with about an 8-foot run-up. Then pick your butt up off the floor, and apologize for making fun of that nice Mr. Wallace. :lol

[Mr. Body]

I haven't watched Detroit much this year. I was amazed at how much Ben Wallace flops. Every few minutes there'd go another one. He started the game off with an excellent unmotivated flop on Duncan.

[ALVAREZ6]

nice sig spurschick!

[spurschick]

nice sig spurschick!

Thanks! :spin

[MaNuMaNiAc]

hey Kori, please delete this moron's post! There are kids that can enter this forum and this jackass is posting shit like this! Its disgusting

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I think Sense should get at least a week ban for posting shit like that!

[Sense]

I think Sense should get at least a week ban for posting shit like that!


Excuse me?


I just checked the thread..

I think Spurschick just did the same, and how could you not?

I think you really can't tell Kori who to ban.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

How the fuck are you going to post that in here, where little kids can come in and see it?? Tell me Sense, do you practice being this dumb, or is it a natural talent?

[Sense]

How the fuck are you going to post that in here, where little kids can come in and see it?? Tell me Sense, do you practice being this dumb, or is it a natural talent?


"fuck"

Sh_t the F_ck up....

I think that I came closer to not saying anything stupid than you...


And when it comes to insults.. don't try it, I'm not getting offended.

[timvp]

WTF was that Sense? That was the sickest thing I've ever seen on the Internet.

Got damn.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Jesus! I give up on trying to discuss this with you!

[Sense]

Jesus! I give up on trying to discuss this with you!


Sarcasm is hard to get online..

[MaNuMaNiAc]

THanks TimVP for erasing that crap! Sense you're beyond help!

[ALVAREZ6]

Manumania, Are you being sarcastic? Or are you really mad?

[timvp]

Actually, it wasn't Sense's fault. He hotlinked to a picture from a site that doesn't allow hotlinking ... and it switched the picture he linked to that sick picture.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I'm mad! I've got my 12 year old bro here who also reads this forum under my name. He got curious because I spend so much time reading here. If he had stumbled upon that shit... Ofcourse I'm mad!

[Sense]

Actually, it wasn't Sense's fault. He hotlinked to a picture from a site that doesn't allow hotlinking ... and it switched the picture he linked to that sick picture.


WOW...

Very sorry... never expected that.

Sorry to whoever saw that picture... good and bad thing i didnt see it..

:\ would have deleted it earlier.

[ALVAREZ6]

:lol

Wow....

[ALVAREZ6]

I'm mad! I've got my 12 year old bro here who also reads this forum under my name. He got curious because I spend so much time reading here. If he had stumbled upon that shit... Ofcourse I'm mad!
Well what was it, I didn't see anything bad...

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Actually, it wasn't Sense's fault. He hotlinked to a picture from a site that doesn't allow hotlinking ... and it switched the picture he linked to that sick picture.
Is that a fact? OK, then I apologize to Sense, but I think you can see why I was a little ticked off! That was just plain old F'n sick!

[timvp]

Is that a fact? OK, then I apologize to Sense, but I think you can see why I was a little ticked off! That was just plain old F'n sick!

Yeah that was the sickest picture EVER. :vomit

[Sense]

Yeah that was the sickest picture EVER. :vomit


Sorry again.. :oops

[ALVAREZ6]

Yeah that was the sickest picture EVER. :vomit
WTF was it, you can't just leave me :hang ing here, now that you mentioned it, I'm curious...even though I don't know if I should be...

[Sense]

WTF was it, you can't just leave me :hang ing here, now that you mentioned it, I'm curious...even though I don't know if I should be...


It was suppose to be a wheel or fortune "sh_t the f_ck _p" thingie..


I really didn't see it.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I can't even describe it, 'cause I didn't pay too much attention to it, I scrolled past it like motherf... lol but let's just say it wasn't preety!!

[SequSpur]

Man, that is f ed up and I didn't even see it.

:(

[ALVAREZ6]

Was it some violent, bloody shit? Or was it just porn that you don't want your bro to see?

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Man, that is f ed up and I didn't even see it.

:(
LOL!

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Was it some violent, bloody shit? Or was it just porn that you don't want your bro to see?
Violent, bloody, porn shit! ALL PUT TOGETHER! LOL Something like that!

[ALVAREZ6]

Well I'm glad I didn't see that shit...

[angel_luv]

Isn't the whales name spelled Shamu? Methinks, someone failed to check facts before posting. Therefore...

I declare a mistrial. Mr. Ginobili you are free to go. Best of luck in all your acting endeavors.
( Hehe! Just kidding, Gino!)

[Dre_7]

Well I'm glad I didn't see that shit...

Whatever it was, Im glad I didnt see it either! :lol

[spurschick]

Don't even get me started on how stupid his hair is. As for you, Comic Girl. Go draw yourself a personality!............

I'm happy with my current personality and so are my friends and family. Thanks though!
:elephant

[orhe]

hey. was that something from rotten??? lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I'm happy with my current personality and so are my friends and family. Thanks though!
:elephant
Don't mind him Spurchick, we all love your personality! :elephant

[ChumpDumper]

There must be more subtle ways of discouraging hotlinking.

[ballhog]

Big Ben, defensive player of the year----what a joke. He's a Vlade Divac flopper wannabe is all.