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John Basedow
06-09-2011, 12:09 AM
I'll start:

Trainwreck and CuckingFunt

DMC
06-09-2011, 12:13 AM
DoK and MavDynasty, because they are too young to drink beer.

Coffee? That's gay.

Frenzy
06-09-2011, 12:41 AM
You and ace

BlackSwordsMan
06-09-2011, 12:43 AM
Me and Sourcandy. She hates me. =[

TE
06-09-2011, 12:50 AM
Me and Ace

I hate that guy, just because he's a post-decision fan.

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-09-2011, 12:53 AM
DoK and MavDynasty, because they are too young to drink beer.

Coffee? That's gay.
Man, you sure love to brag about being old.

dirk4mvp
06-09-2011, 01:34 AM
Don't worry young scros, in a little over 2 weeks I can buy it for you kids with a small commission.


badfish and DPG

the entire forum and tpark

people with common sense and obstructed view

Axe Murderer
06-09-2011, 01:40 AM
CBF and JT

baseline bum
06-09-2011, 01:55 AM
21Dickings and 21Blessings

mouse
06-09-2011, 02:09 AM
the entire forum and tpark

people with common sense and obstructed view


:lmao

badfish22
06-09-2011, 03:53 AM
DoK and 'eppe, if that beer is at the chuckbox.

CubanSucks
06-09-2011, 05:05 AM
Me and any of you lame fucks, u niggas know who u are.

you and whoever doesn't take some of your 'cryin my eyes out' threads seriously

CubanSucks
06-09-2011, 05:10 AM
OOH! OOH! I got one! Sisk and any of the black posters. Though more recently I'd say that Homeland Security guy and any of the black posters without a doubt. Even I have a little cringe after reading some of his posts

Nick Manning
06-09-2011, 11:42 AM
Me and CryHavoc

Venti Quattro
06-09-2011, 11:46 AM
ezau and cheguebeaner

Leetonidas
06-09-2011, 11:54 AM
Don't worry young scros, in a little over 2 weeks I can buy it for you kids with a small commission.


badfish and DPG

the entire forum and tpark

people with common sense and obstructed view

I turned 21 on Monday and I bought a Joose in the morning (didn't get carded, fucking lame) and then went to a bar at night...it was alright, got better as I got more drunk but really it's just a bunch of drunk people standing around mingling, some dancing, some sitting. Fucking slut bartender tried to tell me I had too many after like 5 shots, which is horseshit. I went with 3 of my friends, two bros and one of my closest chick friends since my girlfriend won't be 21 for a few more days but one of my bros is all on my friend's nuts and he was being a mopy bitch because she wouldn't give it up I guess. :lol All in all it was cool but I honestly would rather just buy a bottle of Kettle One or something and drink at home or someone's house because it's so much cheaper and standing at the bar waiting for the fucking bartender to serve you a drink sucks ass and takes forever.

That being said I'll go with Fabbs and Mono.

Nick Manning
06-09-2011, 12:00 PM
I turned 21 on Monday and I bought a Joose in the morning (didn't get carded, fucking lame) and then went to a bar at night...it was alright, got better as I got more drunk but really it's just a bunch of drunk people standing around mingling, some dancing, some sitting. Fucking slut bartender tried to tell me I had too many after like 5 shots, which is horseshit. I went with 3 of my friends, two bros and one of my closest chick friends since my girlfriend won't be 21 for a few more days but one of my bros is all on my friend's nuts and he was being a mopy bitch because she wouldn't give it up I guess. :lol All in all it was cool but I honestly would rather just buy a bottle of Kettle One or something and drink at home or someone's house because it's so much cheaper and standing at the bar waiting for the fucking bartender to serve you a drink sucks ass and takes forever.

That being said I'll go with Fabbs and Mono.


Bartenders (especially slutty ones) like drunk people because it usually means good tips. If she cut you off then you probably were acting like a drunken idiot who can't hold his liquor. It's "Ketel" One, btw, and yes that's good shit...the doctor's Vodka. Bars are great, unless you're an anti-socialite who is afraid of talking to women.

Leetonidas
06-09-2011, 12:05 PM
Maybe it's because I didn't tip her. And no I wasn't acting like a drunken idiot. Like I said, I had 5 shots at this point. I'm pretty tall and I had eaten a big dinner earlier so it's not like I was on an empty stomach. I remember the entire night perfectly and I didn't even throw up or stumble or bump into anyone or anything like that. I probably could've driven had I been the one to drive.

I think it's because my dumbass friend told her it was my birthday so she assumed I was a lightweight or maybe that I had never drank before or something, I dunno. Maybe my eyes were read from smoking. Either way, I shouldn't have had to drink a soda before she'd give me another one. Not like I was driving.

Nick Manning
06-09-2011, 12:10 PM
Maybe it's because I didn't tip her. And no I wasn't acting like a drunken idiot. Like I said, I had 5 shots at this point. I'm pretty tall and I had eaten a big dinner earlier so it's not like I was on an empty stomach. I remember the entire night perfectly and I didn't even throw up or stumble or bump into anyone or anything like that. I probably could've driven had I been the one to drive.

I think it's because my dumbass friend told her it was my birthday so she assumed I was a lightweight or maybe that I had never drank before or something, I dunno. Maybe my eyes were read from smoking. Either way, I shouldn't have had to drink a soda before she'd give me another one. Not like I was driving.

She made you order a soda between drinks? :lmao

baseline bum
06-09-2011, 12:13 PM
That's when you should have let out a slurred "OKKKKK.... Jack & Coke"

ALVAREZ6
06-09-2011, 12:17 PM
Maybe it's because I didn't tip her. And no I wasn't acting like a drunken idiot. Like I said, I had 5 shots at this point. I'm pretty tall and I had eaten a big dinner earlier so it's not like I was on an empty stomach. I remember the entire night perfectly and I didn't even throw up or stumble or bump into anyone or anything like that. I probably could've driven had I been the one to drive.

I think it's because my dumbass friend told her it was my birthday so she assumed I was a lightweight or maybe that I had never drank before or something, I dunno. Maybe my eyes were read from smoking. Either way, I shouldn't have had to drink a soda before she'd give me another one. Not like I was driving.

:lmao

Sounds like a cunt bartender though, I hate a good amount of them at some of my most frequented bars.

ChumpDumper
06-09-2011, 12:34 PM
Maybe it's because I didn't tip her.Ya think?

You have much to learn.

stretch
06-09-2011, 12:38 PM
anyone and 41 shoot em up

RIP :cry

Axe Murderer
06-09-2011, 12:38 PM
me and phillip

fuck that guy

stretch
06-09-2011, 12:39 PM
yeah seriously, fuck phillip

redzero
06-09-2011, 12:42 PM
mouse and anybody with a sense of humor.

mouse
06-09-2011, 01:14 PM
Maybe it's because I didn't tip her.


maybe you saw her begging her friend for some weed.

DMC
06-09-2011, 01:18 PM
Man, you sure love to brag about being old.
Old and old enough are two different things.

You: Not old enough to legally buy alcohol

Me: Old enough to legally buy alcohol. Also old enough to sleep alone, but still young enough to not want to.

DMC
06-09-2011, 01:22 PM
I turned 21 on Monday and I bought a Joose in the morning (didn't get carded, fucking lame) and then went to a bar at night...it was alright, got better as I got more drunk but really it's just a bunch of drunk people standing around mingling, some dancing, some sitting. Fucking slut bartender tried to tell me I had too many after like 5 shots, which is horseshit. I went with 3 of my friends, two bros and one of my closest chick friends since my girlfriend won't be 21 for a few more days but one of my bros is all on my friend's nuts and he was being a mopy bitch because she wouldn't give it up I guess. :lol All in all it was cool but I honestly would rather just buy a bottle of Kettle One or something and drink at home or someone's house because it's so much cheaper and standing at the bar waiting for the fucking bartender to serve you a drink sucks ass and takes forever.

That being said I'll go with Fabbs and Mono.

Once you get your own place you will have more fun drinking at home, because you don't have to drink more or less based on the scene. Also, you won't feel the need to even have a drink in your hand if you don't want to. I always felt pressured to have a drink in my hand when I was at a club. At home, if I want a drink I make one, and like you said, I can make the best at home cheaper than I can buy the worst out there.

Dex
06-09-2011, 01:34 PM
Bukefal and thispego. They'd both fight over who orders first.

ohmwrecker
06-09-2011, 01:55 PM
that's telling me

This, by far, is the dumbest response in the history of the internet.

stretch
06-09-2011, 02:02 PM
This, by far, is the dumbest response in the history of the internet.

This, by far, is the biggest case of self buttfuck in the history of the internet.

Don't talk shit about TC. He WILL kill you.

ohmwrecker
06-09-2011, 02:03 PM
Telling.

Dumb.

ChumpDumper
06-09-2011, 02:03 PM
agree, like i did whottt tbh imhoStill not funny.

Viva Las Espuelas
06-09-2011, 02:04 PM
Whoops......

stretch
06-09-2011, 02:05 PM
Still not funny.

tell that to timvp and the mookie crew

ChumpDumper
06-09-2011, 02:06 PM
tell that to timvp and the mookie crewI will. Where are they?

stretch
06-09-2011, 02:07 PM
I will. Where are they?

places

ChumpDumper
06-09-2011, 02:09 PM
placesGreat. My statement stands.

ohmwrecker
06-09-2011, 02:11 PM
Don't talk shit about TC. He WILL kill you.

No problem. I don't do Xbox Live.

ChumpDumper
06-09-2011, 02:19 PM
rememba det one time me and gtown bukkaked your dry ass?
i mean dry as in your personalityYou just posted a bunch of homo shit.

Changes nothing.

ChumpDumper
06-09-2011, 02:21 PM
oh, is that what it does?That's what it doesn't.

ChumpDumper
06-09-2011, 02:24 PM
i'm sure it changes somethingNothing regarding the unfunniness. That's what we were talking about before you tried to change the subject.

Dex
06-09-2011, 02:25 PM
Add T_C and CD to this list.

lefty
06-09-2011, 02:25 PM
Me and DoK

ChumpDumper
06-09-2011, 02:26 PM
subjective opinion tbh, imhoNever said it wasn't.

Blake
06-09-2011, 02:29 PM
Don't talk shit about TC. He WILL kill you.

what makes that funny is how funny that is

lol absolute truth

Blake
06-09-2011, 02:36 PM
lol cuckold

the absolute truth is that this is a subjective opinion from a butthurt gangsta accounting major

stretch
06-09-2011, 02:39 PM
Great. My statement stands.

and which statement is that?

CubanSucks
06-09-2011, 02:48 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/twoflower/pic/0002e4dt/s640x480


thread gettin heated and I likey

Bukefal
06-09-2011, 03:09 PM
Bukefal and thispego. They'd both fight over who orders first.

Lulz. I dont 'fight' with pedo. It seems he has a problem with me for some reason, not the other way around.

I would grab a beer with the little shithead though, why not? I don't have a problem.

Must be fun to see the guy. Wonder if he has such a dirty big mouth in real life too. Probably not.

CubanSucks
06-09-2011, 03:12 PM
Lulz. I dont 'fight' with pedo. It seems he has a problem with me for some reason, not the other way around.

I would grab a beer with the little shithead though, why not? I don't have a problem.

Must be fun to see the guy. Wonder if he has such a dirty big mouth in real life too. Probably not.

tbh he's way too smart for all of us

mouse
06-09-2011, 03:39 PM
BigZax25 and Jekka

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-09-2011, 03:40 PM
BigZax would prolly be willing to grab cake with anyone tho

stretch
06-09-2011, 03:42 PM
Lulz. I dont 'fight' with pedo. It seems he has a problem with me for some reason, not the other way around.

I would grab a beer with the little shithead though, why not? I don't have a problem.

Must be fun to see the guy. Wonder if he has such a dirty big mouth in real life too. Probably not.

i think mike is a pretty funny guy. pat is too. jose has an obsession with prison dicks though

AmericanPsycho
06-09-2011, 03:43 PM
I'd grab a beer with anyone if they are buying.

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-09-2011, 03:43 PM
Mike and Pat are both pretty funny. Jose and Elliott are douchebag beaners tho.

bigzak25
06-09-2011, 03:52 PM
i drink alone.

bigzak25
06-09-2011, 03:53 PM
cake is alone or with company.

CuckingFunt
06-09-2011, 04:29 PM
Ya think?

You have much to learn.

Exactly. Especially if it's a bar you end up going to regularly. Good tips gets you good drinks and fast service.

RandomGuy
06-09-2011, 04:50 PM
Cosmored and FatFreddy.

Hell, I would pay to see that.

Mouse and [any poster who happens to be a member of law enforcement]

Axe Murderer
06-09-2011, 05:42 PM
Mike and Pat are both pretty funny. Jose and Elliott are douchebag beaners tho.

this.

Mike/Pat are hilarious, Jose's a fag, and Elliott I can't get a read on

Ace
06-09-2011, 06:38 PM
Me and Ace

I hate that guy, just because he's a post-decision fan.

Says the post Duncan fan... Stop sending me messages on my page hitting on me like a faggot.

Creepn
06-09-2011, 06:45 PM
Though more recently I'd say that Homeland Security guy and any of the black posters without a doubt. Even I have a little cringe after reading some of his posts

That muthafucka will no doubt be on his best behavior if he's with any of the black posters.

symple19
06-09-2011, 06:53 PM
this.

Mike/Pat are hilarious, Jose's a fag, and Elliott I can't get a read on

lol wtf, i'm assuming these are the real first names of the mookie crew. can somebody match them with their screen names so I know who the fuck you're talking about?

CubanSucks
06-09-2011, 06:56 PM
That muthafucka will no doubt be on his best behavior if he's with any of the black posters.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41573_112745738756874_2758154_n.jpg

thispego
06-09-2011, 09:28 PM
tha fuck? my ears were but burning and I had to log on to see what you fags were saying about me. Best get my name out yo mouths unless I'm speaking directly to you motherfuckers!

thispego
06-09-2011, 09:30 PM
Lulz. I dont 'fight' with pedo. It seems he has a problem with me for some reason, not the other way around.

I would grab a beer with the little shithead though, why not? I don't have a problem.

Must be fun to see the guy. Wonder if he has such a dirty big mouth in real life too. Probably not.

brah, honestly, I don't like you cause you are fat, and you flaunt your obesity.

mookie2001
06-09-2011, 09:39 PM
That's why we had our falling out

As soon as barea starting ballin maybe rabbit wasn't so bad. That was his nickname he was a union worker at a Michigan auto plant then he won that battle in 2002

dirk4mvp
06-09-2011, 10:23 PM
:( damn there was a time when mookie's random nonsense Eminem posts were semi funny.

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-09-2011, 11:04 PM
lol mookie
lol fat
lol can't see his feet

thispego
06-09-2011, 11:40 PM
he's not fat he's rubenesque.

thispego
06-10-2011, 12:24 AM
yeah I heard you was in victardia the udder week

you been suckin back on the tortuga? forum run is very 'intoxicated hemann'

ChumpDumper
06-10-2011, 03:40 AM
then don't state it as an absolute truth.Never did.

Don't be so butthurt you can't read.

Bukefal
06-10-2011, 10:37 AM
brah, honestly, I don't like you cause you are fat, and you flaunt your obesity.

There he is!

Fat? Flaunting my obesity? lol

Where did you see or where did you get it from that Im fat or flaunting my obesity? :lol

Im the opposite of fat tbh.

mouse
06-10-2011, 01:31 PM
Kori and LongHornE

ChumpDumper
06-10-2011, 02:29 PM
you said that it wasn't funny, like that was the worldwide opinion. speak for yourself.I did. You fail at inference.

mouse
06-10-2011, 02:48 PM
Slomo and the 1,000 screen names he banned!

thispego
06-10-2011, 03:59 PM
There he is!

Fat? Flaunting my obesity? lol

Where did you see or where did you get it from that Im fat or flaunting my obesity? :lol

Im the opposite of fat tbh.

you like fat women according to your (possibly original) avatar

Bukefal
06-10-2011, 04:10 PM
you like fat women according to your (possibly original) avatar

:rolleyes uhmm which avatar?

mouse
06-10-2011, 04:19 PM
Sequspur and TPark

mouse
06-10-2011, 04:23 PM
Whottt and John Lennon

thispego
06-10-2011, 06:30 PM
:rolleyes uhmm which avatar?

I think it was the bust of some fat chick in a longhorn shirt, prolly your girlfriend, chubby chaser.

Bukefal
06-10-2011, 06:40 PM
So, that is what you have a problem with? Because maybe two years ago I had an avatar for two days of a woman with big boobs in a Texas jersey which I found somewhere on the internet? Seriously? Wow. That you even remember, that it still bothers you after two years and that it bothered you in the first place :lol

lulzz :lol

I've had several women on my avatars and sigs tbh

thispego
06-10-2011, 07:14 PM
So, that is what you have a problem with? Because maybe two years ago I had an avatar for two days of a woman with big boobs in a Texas jersey which I found somewhere on the internet? Seriously? Wow. That you even remember, that it still bothers you after two years and that it bothered you in the first place :lol

lulzz :lol

I've had several women on my avatars and sigs tbh

lol bothers me :lol

I just think of you as a fat person because of that. fat and lonely. posting and using pictures of girls youll never know. sad really. at least you have your game blogs to live for :toast

Bukefal
06-10-2011, 07:22 PM
:lol

2 years obsessed and worrying about some avatar. Acting like a cunt and being the internet tough guy towards everyone and then you are the one, calling others sad? loooool that's nice


Have a nice day pedo. :toast

Bukefal
06-10-2011, 07:28 PM
Btw, why do you hate fat people so much? What's wrong with them?

I think you shouldn't be judging any other people on their looks lol :lol




http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:e9_92v-av7_HIM:http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2775/511l.jpg&t=1http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4697/0530072242.jpg
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/5091/retarduy.jpg

:rollin

CubanSucks
06-10-2011, 09:42 PM
MY GLEEESSES!!!i!

TE
06-10-2011, 10:01 PM
Says the post Duncan fan... Stop sending me messages on my page hitting on me like a faggot.

lol internet smack coming from someone who starts a thread dedicated to me.


gtfo, you have no room.

thispego
06-11-2011, 07:43 AM
Btw, why do you hate fat people so much? What's wrong with them?

I think you shouldn't be judging any other people on their looks lol :lol




http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:e9_92v-av7_HIM:http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2775/511l.jpg&t=1http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/4697/0530072242.jpg
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/5091/retarduy.jpg

:rollin

because fat people are lazy loololollooololoooolllolol

thanks for saving my pics to your hard drive :tu

thispego
06-11-2011, 07:45 AM
oh yeah, and your title, shutty...

you sound like an effeminate fag :lmao

Bukefal
06-11-2011, 09:49 AM
oh yeah, and your title, shutty...

you sound like an effeminate fag :lmao

okay very logical. Im not sure how exactly does shutty, make someone a 'fag' nor how you can hear the sound :rolleyes




thanks for saving my pics to your hard drive :tu


nahh, your tard pictures are everywhere in the nba forum tbh

thispego
06-11-2011, 09:53 AM
and you have them bookmarked :lmao

Doug Whiner
06-11-2011, 10:01 AM
You all are making me home sick.

DPG21920
06-11-2011, 10:40 AM
lol internet smack coming from someone who starts a thread dedicated to me.


gtfo, you have no room.

:lmao Should I link the thread you started about me?

DPG21920
06-11-2011, 10:57 AM
lol internet smack coming from someone who starts a thread dedicated to me.


gtfo, you have no room.

http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m524/jjutd/loltrigg-1.jpg

Bukefal
06-11-2011, 11:56 AM
but bukakkeful is da one who spose ta start da game threads!!!!!!!!!!!!1



it's his teengk! he puts the time of the game and everything on it!!!!!!!!!!


and crofl making fun of someone for wearing glasses. that wasn't even funny in elementary school. you do know dettt people who wear glasses can take off the glasses right? its not like ears or obesity

hey pego :lol

DPG21920
06-11-2011, 12:10 PM
It's hilarious how upset these guys get over game blogs :lol.

Dex
06-11-2011, 12:12 PM
Yeah, my work here is done. :lol

Remember, they don't "fight" over Game Blogs. They fight over...fat people?

Bukefal
06-11-2011, 12:36 PM
It's hilarious how upset these guys get over game blogs :lol.

Yeah, I dont get it either. The bothering by pego=hemann82 over freakin gameblogs for months and even being upset over some avatar for more than two years long. :lol


Yeah, my work here is done. :lol

Remember, they don't "fight" over Game Blogs. They fight over...fat people?

They? I'm not 'fighting' over any blog or any fat people. I'm not the one who has issues with blogs, fat people or avatars.

DPG21920
06-11-2011, 12:50 PM
You do realize that making fun of someone for starting game blogs isn't funny. It wasn't funny in the past and it isn't funny now. It's not like making fun of someone like yall who has shitty takes, because people starting game blogs can simply stop starting game blogs. You can't just turn off your shit takes.

DPG21920
06-11-2011, 12:54 PM
You are really forcing that joke and it's just not "it".

DPG21920
06-11-2011, 01:06 PM
:td

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-11-2011, 01:53 PM
Yeah
I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you crying about?
You got me...

Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
When I'm gone, but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry
Cuz you're scared, I ain't there?
Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gonna pull together through it, we gonna do it
Lainnie uncle's crazy, aint he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up as daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have got so bad between us
I don't see us ever being together ever again
Like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over
and that's what destiny is,
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

[Chorus]
Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upperlip up little lady, i told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby,
But i promise momma's gon' be alright

It's funny
I remember back when you and daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying
Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broken into and robbed
Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Trying to start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back
Onto Chalmers in a flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre
And flew you and momma out to see me
But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it
And you and Lainnie were to young to understand it
Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just triks me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, I guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
Lainnie I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah,
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

[Chorus]

And if you ask me too
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you
I'mma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdies neck
I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
and make him eat every carat
don't fuck with dad (haha)
last thing I will ever say to you on this entire forum as long as it exists

dude I hope you die a slow painful death after being fucked up the ass by prison homos with 12 foot dicks

You really are everything that has ever been wrong with the entire fucking world. You sell out a guy you hang out with in person just to impress people you’ve never met that you play Madden with.

Well I hope your status in the Madden crew is tight. Hope all the blue-named Mavs fans you play Madden with, with your precious colts see you as a down ass white boy for giving them our real names, and all that info they kept trolling us with back in april.

Cuz it’s really probably that they learned all that private shit from some other poster on this site, right?

You are a fucking walking zombie, because regardless of anything you ever do in this life, you’re always going to know that you sold out a great person just to impress XBOX Madden Mavericks fags.

That is what you did. You fucked over someone you had real people interactions with just to gain status on the fucking internet. You are a piece of shit and I hope the next person on spurstalk that turns up dead is you.

And what’s REALLY REALLY FUNNY is that you might have seen our pictures and act all tough guy but you actually know jack shit about us. Nothing other than our names. I told mike from day 1 he was stupid to hang out with you especially after he told me what a fucking walking acoustic guitar playing junkie you were.

But after this, after your shallow actions possibly leading to this bull shit…you best believe you will have the ability to shove a shank up my gooch. Because I never roll alone and you truly do not know any of us.
I cannot recognize you but if anyone I am with in Austin ever sees your ass we will follow you home and we will fucking destroy you.

Have fun playing Madden with that choker Peyton and always remember you sold out a real life friend for internet mavs props.


Fuck you and I hope you burn in hell.

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-11-2011, 01:53 PM
In all seriousness tho, Mockingbird was a horrible song

Bukefal
06-11-2011, 02:15 PM
Pego/hemann will never dare to be like this in real life, he would get his ass kicked on a daily basis. :lol

Here he can hide behind his computer typing like some bad mofo, being negative and bitching towards everyone when he gets home to make up for his usual boring day and miserable lives in which he is worthless and to feel a bit better about himself.

Making his unlogical and unintelligent remarks, thinking he is very funny with his idiotic sense of humour, while in fact he's just a submissive sad retard.

So, why dont you just shut the fuck up and enjoy life. It's too short for this irrelevant bullshit and spending time on this idiocy.


:toast Enjoy your day pedo

Bukefal
06-11-2011, 02:34 PM
Erin Andrews :)

BlackSwordsMan
06-11-2011, 02:41 PM
We should all just put our car keys in a hat and anger fuck each other

DPG21920
06-11-2011, 03:32 PM
Swords, just saying random off the wall stuff doesn't make you funny or clever.

ididnotnothat
06-11-2011, 03:39 PM
We should all just put our car keys in a hat and anger fuck each other

http://i595.photobucket.com/albums/tt35/uvbeenpotod/what.gif

ohmwrecker
06-11-2011, 05:28 PM
Swords, just saying random off the wall stuff doesn't make you funny or clever.

I guffawed a little.

Engineering Major
06-11-2011, 05:38 PM
me and DoK

Bullshit, me and Dok. He already turned down our rendezvous at the Chuckbox

BlackSwordsMan
06-11-2011, 06:44 PM
Swords, just saying random off the wall stuff doesn't make you funny or clever.

thanks mate for the helpful hints thought you hated me turns out you just want to help =]

BlackSwordsMan
06-11-2011, 06:44 PM
also the key thing is what swingers do no? be like are these your keys and you go fuck the owner of the keys?

Fabbs
06-11-2011, 06:49 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/l/A/ralphnose.jpg
I might get into an argument with myself if i went out to grab a beer or coffee together.
What's beer? I can't drink coffee.
We want some peanut butter.

BlackSwordsMan
06-11-2011, 06:50 PM
language fabbs this is a family website

Saddam's Ghost
06-11-2011, 07:31 PM
Me and Ghost of Bin Laden. That bastard was right about the 72 virgins! Now he's too busy to talk to me!

DMC
06-11-2011, 09:23 PM
Me and Ghost of Bin Laden. That bastard was right about the 72 virgins! Now he's too busy to talk to me!
Sucks they were other male belly poppers who never got laid.

thispego
06-11-2011, 10:03 PM
You do realize that making fun of someone for starting game blogs isn't funny. It wasn't funny in the past and it isn't funny now. It's not like making fun of someone like yall who has shitty takes, because people starting game blogs can simply stop starting game blogs. You can't just turn off your shit takes.

lolololololol No One and I mean NO ONE takes internet postin more serious than dpg. :lol No one. Being so small of stature, I guess he wants to be taken seriously in something .

ChumpDumper
06-11-2011, 10:13 PM
pego refused to break bread with me after a basketball game.

True story.

DMC
06-11-2011, 10:15 PM
Swords, just saying random off the wall stuff doesn't make you funny or clever.

I laughed, but I am bent like that.

thispego
06-11-2011, 10:41 PM
Pego/hemann will never dare to be like this in real life, he would get his ass kicked on a daily basis. :lol

Here he can hide behind his computer typing like some bad mofo, being negative and bitching towards everyone when he gets home to make up for his usual boring day and miserable lives in which he is worthless and to feel a bit better about himself.

Making his unlogical and unintelligent remarks, thinking he is very funny with his idiotic sense of humour, while in fact he's just a submissive sad retard.

So, why dont you just shut the fuck up and enjoy life. It's too short for this irrelevant bullshit and spending time on this idiocy.


:toast Enjoy your day pedo

:lmao bukkakefal is so easily flustered.

lol starting every game blog like it's a responsibility.

lol dpg in defense saying it not funny to make fun of someone posting game blogs :lmao :lmao :lol

thisnarco
06-11-2011, 10:42 PM
me and clean needles

DPG21920
06-11-2011, 10:43 PM
It's not funny. It's like making fun of someones looks or the fact they were glasses.

thispego
06-11-2011, 10:45 PM
pego refused to break bread with me after a basketball game.

True story.

I kept thinkin you and whottt were in on something together and ready to take us down.

DPG21920
06-11-2011, 10:48 PM
:lmao take us down

ChumpDumper
06-11-2011, 10:50 PM
I kept thinkin you and whottt were in on something together and ready to take us down.I thought you and whottt would be the "us" in that situation.

TE
06-11-2011, 10:50 PM
DPG, you know I got nothin' against you.
My beef with Ace is between me and her. Ace is a shithole poster who deserves to have her shitty ST existence evaluated.


Carry on.

thispego
06-11-2011, 10:54 PM
It's not funny. It's like making fun of someones looks or the fact they were glasses.

if someone were glasses I wouldn't make fun of them, that sounds like a serious condition.

it IS funny cause it's like 228, yeah she's nice and everything, but it is her Jib, her Responsibility ( in her eyes) to post all spurs related articles and transcribe post game interviews. 228 is a little weird and obsessed with her role on spurstalk..... and thennnnn you have bukakkefal :lol, he's just a tool and not likeable and pleasant like 228. he's an effeminate fat/skinny guy who probably still lives at his parents' house :lmao

thispego
06-11-2011, 10:56 PM
I thought you and whottt would be the "us" in that situation.

was Patrick not there? damn just me and whottt then, huh? why wouldn't I eat with you then? rememba when we saw nick fesenko outside the arena?

ChumpDumper
06-11-2011, 10:59 PM
was Patrick not there? damn just me and whottt then, huh? why wouldn't I eat with you then? rememba when we saw nick fesenko outside the arena?We had some beers at Champions, but you were holding out for some trailer tacos.

For the record, you didn't make fun of my glasses.

thispego
06-11-2011, 11:05 PM
We had some beers at Champions, but you were holding out for some trailer tacos.

For the record, you didn't make fun of my glasses.

hahaha oh yeah, damn good memory chump!

mouse
06-12-2011, 01:31 AM
So does this mean you guys will grab a beer together?

CubanSucks
06-12-2011, 03:04 AM
while we're on the subject of douchebags that we hate, where the fuck did Balli go?

Bukefal
06-12-2011, 05:53 AM
if someone were glasses I wouldn't make fun of them, that sounds like a serious condition.

it IS funny cause it's like 228, yeah she's nice and everything, but it is her Jib, her Responsibility ( in her eyes) to post all spurs related articles and transcribe post game interviews. 228 is a little weird and obsessed with her role on spurstalk..... and thennnnn you have bukakkefal :lol, he's just a tool and not likeable and pleasant like 228. he's an effeminate fat/skinny guy who probably still lives at his parents' house :lmao

lol talking about others to be 'obsessed' while it is you who keeps talking, thinking and being bothered by some blog for months. :lol
Who the fuck cares about a blog? The only one who seems to care and is all obsessed about it is you. I can't even believe you are still talking about it.

lool talking about others being 'obsessed', while it is you who has been upset over some damn avatar on the freaking internet which has been put up 2 years ago. Lol still remembering it after all that time and still being bothered by an avatar for two years long. :lol

So, if there's anyone who is sad, its you tbh. Your way of thinking and your logic its just unbelievable how incredibly unintelligent stupid you are

Enjoy life instead of wasting time and thoughts to your irrelevant bullshit. You're just a sad, disgruntled by your worthless miserable life, submissive retard getting strength behind his computer and getting all your frustration out which you would not dare to do in real life. But you already know that. I feel sorry for you.

Have a nice day, again :toast

thispego
06-12-2011, 06:53 AM
:lmao

bukefal = :smchode:

BlackSwordsMan
06-12-2011, 10:01 AM
can we change this niggaz name to bukkakke he just dropped fuckin loads all over pego's sweet little face

thispego
06-12-2011, 10:40 AM
can we change this niggaz name to bukkakke he just dropped fuckin loads all over pego's sweet little face
shyeah right, bukakkefals loads dropped Waaayyy short and he's on his knees cleanin up his mommas basement floor now :lmao

ohmwrecker
06-12-2011, 10:55 AM
It should be "Bukkakefail" . . . if you want to do it up proper, but I don't have anything against him. His game threads are a thing of beauty, they are.

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-12-2011, 11:02 AM
Tbh the one problem I've ever had with bukefal was when he was one of those dumbfucks who blindly defended every retarded bible beating Angel_Luv said.

Bukefal
06-12-2011, 11:04 AM
Tbh the one problem I've ever had with bukefal was when he was one of those dumbfucks who blindly defended every retarded bible beating Angel_Luv said.

?

I have never even posted in any of Angel luvs threads if I remember it correctly. Im not even religious, why would I defend a 'bible beater'.

thispego
06-12-2011, 11:16 AM
It should be "Bukkakefail" . . . if you want to do it up proper, but I don't have anything against him. His game threads are a thing of beauty, they are.

well, when you're good at only one thing, you better be damn good at that one thing.

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-12-2011, 11:34 AM
?

I have never even posted in any of Angel luvs threads if I remember it correctly. Im not even religious, why would I defend a 'bible beater'.
The thread where Angel_Luv said god told her to quit her job

Bukefal
06-12-2011, 11:41 AM
The thread where Angel_Luv said god told her to quit her job

I see. I did post in that one I see now, but in my posts i certainly was not defending the bible beater angel luv. I dont know where you got that from tbh.

Axe Murderer
06-12-2011, 11:52 AM
I see. I did post in that one I see now, but in my posts i certainly was not defending the bible beater angel luv. I dont know where you got that from tbh.

you arent allowed to perform things that way, vitale

Cant_Be_Faded
06-12-2011, 11:55 AM
fat/skinny guy

:rollin

Cant_Be_Faded
06-12-2011, 11:59 AM
I remember once I asked ChumpDumper if he wanted to go to Aussie's to watch a non-FSN televised Spurs game and he said, "no thanks brah"

mouse
06-12-2011, 12:34 PM
what thispego is doing is what many comics call a "call back" your doing your set and you call back a bit you did earlier and tie into what you are saying at the moment.

Like if the topic was about JFK thispego would say "but did JFK start a game blog?"

it comedy Guinness........

Ace
06-12-2011, 02:26 PM
DPG, you know I got nothin' against you.
My beef with Ace is between me and her. Ace is a shithole poster who deserves to have her shitty ST existence evaluated.


Carry on.

Nigga I don't even know who you are....

mouse
06-12-2011, 03:27 PM
Nigga I don't even know who you are....

Then how do you know he's a Nigga?

thispego
06-12-2011, 03:41 PM
what thispego is doing is what many comics call a "call back" your doing your set and you call back a bit you did earlier and tie into what you are saying at the moment.

Like if the topic was about JFK thispego would say "but did JFK start a game blog?"

it comedy Guinness........

tenks, mouse, for recognizing my Guinness.

mouse
06-12-2011, 03:51 PM
tenks, mouse, for recognizing my Guinness.

They are slow around here...........