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benefactor
06-10-2011, 12:45 PM
He doesn't give a shit.

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mrsmaalox
06-10-2011, 12:52 PM
Love it! That's really great. "Oh look it's chasing things and eating them!" :lmao
ohmwrecker
06-10-2011, 01:04 PM
Holy shit! That's hilarious!
Tinystarz
06-10-2011, 01:29 PM
I was waiting for the "this is old" comment tbh
The Reckoning
06-10-2011, 01:31 PM
old news

edit: ^^^ lol
benefactor
06-10-2011, 05:15 PM
It didn't show up on a quick search that I did, so I figured no one had posted it before. A couple of people obviously haven't seen it...so it's not old news to some.
Nick Manning
06-10-2011, 05:28 PM
"What a crazy fuck." :lmao
Chachachango
06-10-2011, 05:29 PM
Daamn, thats gangsta
SourCandy
06-10-2011, 05:56 PM
It didn't show up on a quick search that I did, so I figured no one had posted it before. A couple of people obviously haven't seen it...so it's not old news to some.

Well duh it's always gonna be new to someone. IMO that search button sucks.
Unless something is really new I just assume people here already saw it. I saw this a couple months ago. Funny then too.
benefactor
06-10-2011, 06:22 PM
Well duh it's always gonna be new to someone.
Exactly...which is why all the "old news" posts are kinda dumb. Congrats to all that were the first to view something on the internets(not directed at you, just generalizing).
benefactor
06-10-2011, 06:23 PM
"What a crazy fuck." :lmao
I admit...I lol'd at that part.
ohmwrecker
06-10-2011, 08:03 PM
"Thanks for the mouse, stupid. See you later"
PakiDan
06-10-2011, 08:11 PM
lol!!!! That is funny!!!
gospursgojas
06-11-2011, 01:46 AM
"sleepy fuck" lol
symple19
06-11-2011, 03:53 AM
lol
Summers
06-11-2011, 09:32 AM
:lol Awesome.
jag
06-11-2011, 01:41 PM
:lol I'd never seen that before
BlackSwordsMan
06-11-2011, 02:47 PM
Immune to poison attacks and physical attacks? Sounds like the perfect pokemon
BlackSwordsMan
06-11-2011, 02:48 PM
honey badger uses claw on house of bees
CRITICAL HIT!
benefactor
06-11-2011, 04:52 PM
"sleepy fuck" lol
Get's right back up and starts eating again...cause he's a hungry little bastard. :lol
xellos88330
06-11-2011, 05:16 PM
I have actually watched the original documentary for that. The dubbing in this vid was pretty funny.
boutons_deux
06-11-2011, 07:14 PM
yep, nasty assed, sounds as bad as badgers and wolverines

will take any sort of animal food at hand, including carrion, small rodents, scorpions, birds, eggs, insects, lizards, tortoises and frogs. They will eat fruit and vegetables such as berries, roots and bulbs.[17]

They may hunt frogs and rodents such as gerbils and ground squirrels by digging them out of their burrows. Honey badgers are able to feed on tortoises without difficulty, due to their powerful jaws. They kill and eat snakes, even highly venomous or large ones. They've been known to dig up human corpses in India.[23] They devour all parts of their prey, including skin, hair, feathers, flesh and bones, holding their food down with their forepaws.[24] When seeking vegetable food, they lift stones or tear bark from trees.[17]

Honey badgers often become serious poultry predators. Because of their strength and persistence, they are difficult to deter. They are known to rip thick planks from hen-houses or burrow underneath stone foundations. Surplus killing is common during these events, with one incident resulting in the death of 17 Muscovy ducks and 36 pullets.[17]

Because of the toughness and looseness of their skin, honey badgers are very difficult to kill with dogs. Their skin is hard to penetrate, and its looseness allows them to twist and turn on their attackers when held. The only safe grip on a honey badger is on the back of the neck. The skin is also tough enough to resist several machete blows. The only sure way of killing them quickly is through a blow to the skull with a club or a shot to the head with a powerful rifle, as their skin is almost impervious to arrows and spears.[25]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_Badger