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Ghazi
06-11-2011, 05:38 PM
Anybody else?

mavsfan1000
06-11-2011, 05:44 PM
The word queer would be the right term for you.

ChumpDumper
06-11-2011, 05:45 PM
Why would a queer be nervous in that situation?

ginobili's bald spot
06-11-2011, 05:47 PM
I'd be nervous too but you aren't getting your money back tbh...

Ghazi
06-11-2011, 05:48 PM
I'd be nervous too but you aren't getting your money back tbh...

:p:

Chief Brody
06-11-2011, 05:50 PM
I'd be nervous too but you aren't getting your money back tbh...

sup bro?

http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jim-tressell-and-terrelle-pryor.jpg

Ghazi
06-11-2011, 05:52 PM
gbs... worst case scenario I move to Canada :p:

If FTP doesn't pay out son, that is..

ginobili's bald spot
06-11-2011, 06:00 PM
sup bro?

http://www.thesportsbank.net/core/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jim-tressell-and-terrelle-pryor.jpg

:depressed


That's alright we'll be back to bloading chodes when we hire Urban Meyer next year. And Braxton Miller is gonna be better than TP anyways.

Chief Brody
06-11-2011, 06:05 PM
:depressed


That's alright we'll be back to bloading chodes when we hire Urban Meyer next year. And Braxton Miller is gonna be better than TP anyways.

:lol

It's all good, brah...but I'm still obligated to give you shit cause of '02

ginobili's bald spot
06-11-2011, 06:05 PM
gbs... worst case scenario I move to Canada :p:

If FTP doesn't pay out son, that is..

All you need is a Canadian bank account right? Just do that and you won't even have to move.

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-11-2011, 06:07 PM
When you're like me and you've lost all the money you've ever put on poker sites, you avoid the problem Ghazi has tbh.

mavsfan1000
06-11-2011, 06:09 PM
When you're like me and you've lost all the money you've ever put on poker sites, you avoid the problem Ghazi has tbh.
Wow. :rollin

Giuseppe
06-11-2011, 06:09 PM
I got that beat, G:::I'm as nervous as a sissy at Boy's Town.

mavsfan1000
06-11-2011, 06:10 PM
Mff6uPddUbw

JayTheClown
06-11-2011, 06:10 PM
:depressed


That's alright we'll be back to bloading chodes when we hire Urban Meyer next year. And Braxton Miller is gonna be better than TP anyways.

Why in the hell would Meyer leave a pretty good situation in Florida for the shit that's about to hit Ohio State. And when I say shit think SMU, i don't it will be that bad, but its gonna be close.

ginobili's bald spot
06-11-2011, 06:12 PM
:lol

It's all good, brah...but I'm still obligated to give you shit cause of '02


:lol This is DD?

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-11-2011, 06:12 PM
Why in the hell would Meyer leave a pretty good situation in Florida for the shit that's about to hit Ohio State. And when I say shit think SMU, i don't it will be that bad, but its gonna be close.
He was born in Ohio

ginobili's bald spot
06-11-2011, 06:14 PM
Why in the hell would Meyer leave a pretty good situation in Florida




:lol No offense but maybe you should stick to topics that you are more knowledgeable on.

ginobili's bald spot
06-11-2011, 06:17 PM
When you're like me and you've lost all the money you've ever put on poker sites, you avoid the problem Ghazi has tbh.

You should be able to crush the games with your math skills imo

Axe Murderer
06-11-2011, 06:19 PM
it's hard to remain the head coach at Florida when you're actually not the head coach at Florida

Chief Brody
06-11-2011, 06:19 PM
:lol This is DD?

No, but I'm flattered by the comparison:lol

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-11-2011, 06:21 PM
You should be able to crush the games with your math skills imo
I got too emotional with it. Once I hit a bad beat, I got really angry and started playing retarded. If I just played the odds every time and dealt with it whenever some dumbfuck kept calling and got lucky on the river, I woulda done well.

ginobili's bald spot
06-11-2011, 06:25 PM
No, but I'm flattered by the comparison:lol

My bad he's the only one I could think of that would still be mad about '02 around here.


Wait, is this Willis Mcgahee's knee?

JayTheClown
06-11-2011, 06:28 PM
:lol No offense but maybe you should stick to topics that you are more knowledgeable on.

Your right, I do hate hate college football. I know this tho, if Florida did have violations they weren't as intense as the were in Ohio. Is that true?

Giuseppe
06-11-2011, 06:28 PM
My bad he's the only one I could think of that would still be mad about '02 around here.


Wait, is this Willis Mcgahee's knee?

You still on the rag, Bald?

BlackSwordsMan
06-11-2011, 06:30 PM
After the skunker the rag will still be on eternally.

Ghazi
06-11-2011, 06:31 PM
so fucking nervous :cry :cry

Im gonna die a little inside if the Mavs don't win this series.

Chief Brody
06-11-2011, 06:32 PM
My bad he's the only one I could think of that would still be mad about '02 around here.


Wait, is this Willis Mcgahee's knee?

:depressed

Not only did that play fuck up my college team, but it also fucked up my pro team who drafted him.


I hope Will Allen gets raped by an AIDS infested dick:toast

DUNCANownsKOBE
06-11-2011, 06:32 PM
Your right, I do hate hate college football. I know this tho, if Florida did have violations they weren't as intense as the were in Ohio. Is that true?
Ohio State's program really didn't do anything other than turn a blind eye to some dumb players who violated rules. Idk how much the NCAA can really penalize them when they themselves did nothing wrong.

Giuseppe
06-11-2011, 06:36 PM
After the skunker the rag will still be on eternally.

The Skunker!!!

Giuseppe
06-11-2011, 06:37 PM
so fucking nervous :cry :cry

Im gonna die a little inside if the Mavs don't win this series.

Miami may roll over if you hit hard 'em hard enough within the first 6 minutes.

You'll know.

ginobili's bald spot
06-11-2011, 06:38 PM
Sorry I derailed your thread ghazi. I hope the Mavs win this shit but I have a feeling that they're going to get fucked pretty hard by the refs in game 6.

Ghazi
06-11-2011, 06:53 PM
If Allah/Yahweh exists... Mavs are winning this series...

DMC
06-11-2011, 07:49 PM
As nervous as a sheep in Bryan College Station?

sribb43
06-11-2011, 08:06 PM
If your nervous just remember that we have Dirk and not the cockhold bitch Lebron

Giuseppe
06-11-2011, 08:07 PM
If your nervous just remember that we have Dirk and not the cockhold bitch Lebron

Oh, yeah, Dirk's been a real stalwart for 13 years.:rolleyes

DMC
06-11-2011, 08:15 PM
Oh, yeah, Dirk's been a real stalwart for 13 years.:rolleyes
Dirk has dominated this series, and even this playoff. The Lakers are still using Preparation H because of him.

Giuseppe
06-11-2011, 08:16 PM
dirk has dominated this series, and even this playoff. The lakers are still using preparation h because of him.

8

Findog
06-11-2011, 08:18 PM
so fucking nervous :cry :cry

Im gonna die a little inside if the Mavs don't win this series.

Ghazi you've been irrationally confident all season. You can't back off now. You live or die with it. Don't start hedging now.

Findog
06-11-2011, 08:19 PM
Miami may roll over if you hit hard 'em hard enough within the first 6 minutes.

You'll know.

They do play better ahead instead of behind. Mavs need to set the tone early. An early 10 point lead will not be good, it will be the foundation the rest of the game will be played on.

Findog
06-11-2011, 08:20 PM
They do play better ahead instead of behind. Mavs need to set the tone early. An early 10 point Miami lead will not be good, it will be the foundation the rest of the game will be played on.

Findog
06-11-2011, 08:22 PM
They do play better ahead instead of behind. Mavs need to set the tone early. An early 10 point Miami lead will not be good, it will be the foundation the rest of the game will be played on

sribb43
06-11-2011, 08:22 PM
Throught this whole season, the Mavs seem to play better on the road as far as getting big leads early on. When at home its seems as if they are down or the game go back and forth all the way to the end.

mavs just seem more focused on the road

Findog
06-11-2011, 08:22 PM
God, what is wrong with my fucking browser. How did that get submitted three times?

BRHornet45
06-11-2011, 08:22 PM
son GLAAD demands an apology from you

I expect a hefty fine coming

GLAAD Committee
06-11-2011, 08:24 PM
Anybody else?

That'll be $50,000.

DMC
06-11-2011, 08:28 PM
They do play better ahead instead of behind. Mavs need to set the tone early. An early 10 point Miami lead will not be good, it will be the foundation the rest of the game will be played on

Axe Murderer
06-11-2011, 08:47 PM
God, what is wrong with my fucking browser. How did that get submitted three times?

:lol

JJ Hickson
06-11-2011, 08:49 PM
They do play better ahead instead of behind. Mavs need to set the tone early. An early 10 point Miami lead will not be good, it will be the foundation the rest of the game will be played on

DMC
06-11-2011, 08:52 PM
They do play better ahead instead of behind. Mavs need to set the tone early. An early 10 point Miami lead will not be good, it will be the foundation the rest of the game will be played on

Great take. Please elaborate.

Giuseppe
06-11-2011, 09:20 PM
They do play better ahead instead of behind. Mavs need to set the tone early. An early 10 point Miami lead will not be good, it will be the foundation the rest of the game will be played on

Yep. Miami is ready to quit. To "us" a 2-3 deficit is cake work. To them it's a stiff challenge, stomped early they'll knuckle under. We were also ready to throw the towell last June when Perkins went down first quarter of Game 6.

You could actually see the weight lifted off Kobe, et al. It was palpable. After that it was legitimately doable, if not probable.

Same thing tomorrow. All Miami needs is a ray of hope, and they'll transcend to their default.

Sean Cagney
06-11-2011, 10:08 PM
Your right, I do hate hate college football. I know this tho, if Florida did have violations they weren't as intense as the were in Ohio. Is that true?

I think he means by the fact the talent the Gators had during their runs were all gone and they were on rebuild mode from last year on! He might mean Harvin, Tebow, Spikes, Haden etc. etc. gone pro (Pounceys too), since I am a FLA fan I can see that there.

Spurtacus
06-11-2011, 10:16 PM
As nervous as a sheep in Bryan College Station?

:lol

DMC
06-11-2011, 10:52 PM
:lol
They like to gig'em

Koolaid_Man
06-12-2011, 07:56 AM
Why would a queer be nervous in that situation?

:lol I bet now he's speaking your language....