Best Spurstalk Phrase?

[LnGrrrR]

In honor of the Mavs championship, I figured we'd go over the best phrases in ST.

The nominees are:

Ghazi, for his "We staccccckkkeeeed". Ghazi used this to great effect, both when he thought that the Mavs would get Lebron, and after they didn't get Lebron. His pseudo prayer sessions after Mavs games were usually a fun read as well.

BRHornet, for "God Bless Sons" . A solid troller, but best known perhaps for this ever-present message. And great sig pics.

Giuseppe/Culburn, for "I'm a trendsetter. I set trends." That you do Culby, that you do. Culburn's schticks spread throughout ST like wildfire, from the Skunker to ring smack. From here, let us proceed...


Feel free to write in others. I could've also listed schticks here, like mono's ever-present retirement, and Tlong's blatant homerism, but I figured I'd go with just the major meme's we use.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

All time? Gotta be spursdynasty's often duplicated, constantly mutated "just _____ing the (whatever) they're supposed to ______. No surprises here."

And the Patton Oswalt 'Failure Pile' quote was a good one for a bit until it got way overused. Sadly that was the fate of much of the best schtick around here.

[Killakobe81]

In honor of the Mavs championship, I figured we'd go over the best phrases in ST.

The nominees are:

Ghazi, for his "We staccccckkkeeeed". Ghazi used this to great effect, both when he thought that the Mavs would get Lebron, and after they didn't get Lebron. His pseudo prayer sessions after Mavs games were usually a fun read as well.

BRHornet, for "God Bless Sons" . A solid troller, but best known perhaps for this ever-present message. And great sig pics.

Giuseppe/Culburn, for "I'm a trendsetter. I set trends." That you do Culby, that you do. Culburn's schticks spread throughout ST like wildfire, from the Skunker to ring smack. From here, let us proceed...


Feel free to write in others. I could've also listed schticks here, like mono's ever-present retirement, and Tlong's blatant homerism, but I figured I'd go with just the major meme's we use.

how about Harlem's "Lebron does it for the kids" or DPG's that "doesnt make any sense" ... :(

[Budkin]

All time? Gotta be spursdynasty's often duplicated, constantly mutated "just _____ing the (whatever) they're supposed to ______. No surprises here."

And the Patton Oswalt 'Failure Pile' quote was a good one for a bit until it got way overused. Sadly that was the fate of much of the best schtick around here.

Agreed, Spurs Dynasty's straight talk. That shit still makes me laugh.

[LnGrrrR]

Good addition. Also, who came up with the "Jesus come help me move my jaw" and "NBA = f@cked" comments? Didn't know the originators of those.

[Veterinarian]

five star thread, would read again

[LnGrrrR]

five star thread, would read again

Forgot that one, who started that, Mono?

[dunkman]

five star thread, would read again

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I thought 'twas "Your Momma!".

[JamStone]

"Tell me how my ass tastes" by the GOAT, Rappin' Shaq.

[joshdaboss]

None of these are funny/amusing.

[Frenzy]

I'm sure tinystarz gifs and annoying laughing dog ruffled a few feathers on this board.

[Killakobe81]

How about the cuckold, bukakked and Tyson Plowing Ghazi's wife ... not sure where those came from but at one time those were funny ...

[Killakobe81]

No offense ghazi, just thought line was funny, not anybody plowing your wife ...

[IronMexican]

In a world of hype, we just win.

[Koolaid_Man]

In honor of the Mavs championship, I figured we'd go over the best phrases in ST.

The nominees are:

Ghazi, for his "We staccccckkkeeeed". Ghazi used this to great effect, both when he thought that the Mavs would get Lebron, and after they didn't get Lebron. His pseudo prayer sessions after Mavs games were usually a fun read as well.

BRHornet, for "God Bless Sons" . A solid troller, but best known perhaps for this ever-present message. And great sig pics.

Giuseppe/Culburn, for "I'm a trendsetter. I set trends." That you do Culby, that you do. Culburn's schticks spread throughout ST like wildfire, from the Skunker to ring smack. From here, let us proceed...


Feel free to write in others. I could've also listed schticks here, like mono's ever-present retirement, and Tlong's blatant homerism, but I figured I'd go with just the major meme's we use.


Personally I like tired old shit bag 4....:lol

[ElNono]

For more recent stuff.... Not 1, not 2, not 3...

[Koolaid_Man]

In honor of the Mavs championship, I figured we'd go over the best phrases in ST.

The nominees are:

Ghazi, for his "We staccccckkkeeeed". Ghazi used this to great effect, both when he thought that the Mavs would get Lebron, and after they didn't get Lebron. His pseudo prayer sessions after Mavs games were usually a fun read as well.

BRHornet, for "God Bless Sons" . A solid troller, but best known perhaps for this ever-present message. And great sig pics.

Giuseppe/Culburn, for "I'm a trendsetter. I set trends." That you do Culby, that you do. Culburn's schticks spread throughout ST like wildfire, from the Skunker to ring smack. From here, let us proceed...


Feel free to write in others. I could've also listed schticks here, like mono's ever-present retirement, and Tlong's blatant homerism, but I figured I'd go with just the major meme's we use.


2ndly I like "Not A F'in Dime Period"....

[Fpoonsie]

I always thought "Awesome Possum" was pretty under appreciated.

It showing up in a Louis CK sketch just made it that much MORE awesome (possum).

[ClipshowDynasty]

tbh i always loved the thoughts on our beloved mavs..

[John Basedow]

He rapedPERIOD, and crucify/tree of woe are the only cubby schticks I like, even though I subconsciously use others.

[BlackSwordsMan]

tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

I also like "Midget"....

[JoeTait75]

For some reason, "We love our boys in blue!" always amused me, especially since the term was generally used after some misfortune had fallen on the Mavericks.

[John Basedow]

How about the cuckold, bukakked and Tyson Plowing Ghazi's wife ... not sure where those came from but at one time those were funny ...

Bukkaked is a general term in the ST dictionary, nobody really authored that.

The rest you mentioned are BR's creations

[ClipshowDynasty]

Lincoln, NIGGA

[ogait]

Ghazi's "Oh ye of little faith" was pretty good as well.

[IronMaxipad]

We coastin

[John Basedow]

We just coastin

fify...and yeah, that was my fave. Had a nice run too..used to piss Spurfan off so much:lol

[Stances]

LOL or LMFAO before any thread post

[Isitjustme?]

Your my honey bunch sugar plum pumdeyummmy yumpkin your my sweetie pie your my cuppycake gumdrop schnookems schnookems your the apple of my eye

[TampaDude]

Book it.

[John Basedow]

My year-long barrage of fool's gold pics in the main forum turned out to be quite prescient.

[John Basedow]

Book it.

+1:lol

[IronMexican]

LOL or LMFAO before any thread post

Takes me back to 08-09

[John Basedow]

cheguevera's horrible predictions...not sure if that was an intentional schtick, but effective.

[ohmwrecker]

"______ is telling me."



Nah. Just kidding. That's totally fucking retarded.

[LnGrrrR]

It wasn't quite a phrase, but I thought DPG's moderator antics were amusing. Especially his "last warning". :lol

[Nick Manning]

"fat beaner" will never be overused on this site, imho

[Nick Manning]

It wasn't quite a phrase, but I thought DPG's moderator antics were amusing. Especially his "last warning". :lol

He really is a mod, though

[jag]

"boys in blue" was good

BR telling everyone they're a cuckold

4 rings, faggot is a classic

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Lincoln, NIGGA is rising quickly

[Matchman]

two quotes came to mind:
"America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat"

AND

"The _____ are just beating the team they were supposed to beat, no surprise here"

[Nathan89]

"Just checking assholes"

[jag]

Lincoln, NIGGA is underrated. Simply because it's so versatile. It's kind of dependent on that nigga DeShawn being relevant though

[Isitjustme?]

"fat beaner" will never be overused on this site, imho

tbh it shouldn't be as effective on white people from SA. But for some reason most of the white SA fans on here get real protective about the beaners this city is loaded with. If they're offended to be called a beaner I understand that but to deny this city is loaded with them is ludicrous. I mean it is great living in a metro area with lots of scary homeless non English speaking Mexicans who roam around the city with God knows what mental problems and undeclared criminal pasts from Mexico.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Lincoln, NIGGA is underrated. Simply because it's so versatile. It's kind of dependent on that nigga DeShawn being relevant though
Lincoln is always relevant, NIGGA

[jag]

Emancipation, NIGGA

[Nick Manning]

tbh it shouldn't be as effective on white people from SA. But for some reason most of the white SA fans on here get real protective about the beaners this city is loaded with. If they're offended to be called a beaner I understand that but to deny this city is loaded with them is ludicrous. I mean it is great living in a metro area with lots of scary homeless non English speaking Mexicans who roam around the city with God knows what mental problems and undeclared criminal pasts from Mexico.

gotdamn:lmao

[Brazil]

not really phrases but these ones deserve a mention

believe.

one.

manu>dirk

[LnGrrrR]

Manu > anything was fun for awhile. Mono ran that into the ground.

[LnGrrrR]

Oh, and can't forget the numerous mentions about teams being "classy".

[Nick Manning]

ThunderDan's Rockets/NBATV schtick was legendary

[dirk4mvp]

He really is a mod, though

Greg Oden is more of a mod than that little shit is.

[Leetonidas]

Non-issue

[Nick Manning]

Greg Oden is more of a mod than that little shit is.

Looks like Gregory's gonna be outta work this season, tbh

[dirk4mvp]

Looks like Gregory's gonna be outta work this season, tbh

we'll just make some shit up to talk about in the nfl forum.

[Axe Murderer]

five star thread, would read again

inarian, the don't blink or you might miss him troll goods

[JamStone]

"Just checking assholes"

pretty sure only asshole checking homos think that's a great ST phrase

[ElNono]

Whatever ducks posts, tbh

[baseline bum]

No love for backdoor sweep?

[Nick Manning]

TD21's walls of texts that no one reads

[tlongII]

Non-issue

Unbeavable

[Bill_Brasky]

Take dat wit uuuuuuuu

[Axe Murderer]

TD21's walls of texts that no one reads

Add to it the fact that he always posts 3 paragraphs. It's his ".45 degree bank shot" signature move

[Nathan89]

pretty sure only asshole checking homos think that's a great ST phrase

Just wanted to bring up a phrase that hadn't been mentioned. Not saying it's the best or even good.

[Nick Manning]

Add to it the fact that he always posts 3 paragraphs. It's his ".45 degree bank shot" signature move

Classy move, tbh

[TheMACHINE]

Link to follow shortly

[IronMaxipad]

N:lolA=F:lolcked

[Nick Manning]

Link to follow shortly

you sonofabitch :lol

[tlongII]

Spurs = Class

[xellos88330]

Just wanted to bring up a phrase that hadn't been mentioned. Not saying it's the best or even good.

That sig is HILARIOUS!!!

[ElNono]

Get in AIM dawg!

[ElNono]

Manu > anything was fun for awhile. Mono ran that into the ground.

What do you mean fun for a while? :depressed

[Cessation]

As if no one has yet to mention, "butthurt", it's a classic, tbh.

[kamikazi_player]

for some reason...I like Bumps not saying you should commit suicide, but the probability of ending your life should be strongly considered.:lol

[dunkman]

The "shoot them up niggas" with the mono's retort were hilarious.

[ElNono]

These are things we know

[Leetonidas]

:lolallas Ch:lolkeriks

Imcontrollinao!

[DMC]

lol@ any of you turds thinking you coined these phrases.

I guess in a monkey see, monkey do world, the repetitive nature of the posts here allows you to believe you created these things or that any of them are funny.

Most of these memes are all over the place. There are a couple of really stupid ones that someone here pulled from their ass, but just because it's said a billion times by the same poster doesn't mean it's funny, even if a few of you lifeless leg riders latch onto it as if it's going to breathe some forum cred into your meager existences.

That is all.

[MannyIsGod]

4 rings, faggot.

[MannyIsGod]

Great fucking _____ :( :( is probably my fave though.

[Andrew Cunanan]

for some reason...I like Bumps not saying you should commit suicide, but the probability of ending your life should be strongly considered.:lol

Think he got that from pussyface, tbh

[Kai]

Forgot that one, who started that, Mono?

Spurstalk can't take credit for that one. It's all over the internet.

[Isitjustme?]

N:lolA=F:lolcked

I thought it was NB:lol=F:lolcked? At least thats what 21_Blessings always posts.

[Fpoonsie]

Great fucking _____ :( :( is probably my fave though.

:lol Oh yeah.

:cry great fucking ST phrase :cry

[Veterinarian]

Spurstalk can't take credit for that one. It's all over the internet.

No one will believe me but, I actually started that one on bodybuilding.com years ago. When the site switched to a system where you could rate the threads by stars, people would sarcastically rate a thread five stars when it was nonsense and I added the "would read again". I think I saw it somewhere in a serious manner and started spamming it all over the site. A friend of mine came up with the "will recommend to friends" and another guy used to say "brb printing up to show friends and family". I was banned from there years ago but still people still say it daily.

[Fpoonsie]

No one will believe me but, I actually started that one on bodybuilding.com years ago. When the site switched to a system where you could rate the threads by stars, people would sarcastically rate a thread five stars when it was nonsense and I added the "would read again". I think I saw it somewhere in a serious manner and started spamming it all over the site. A friend of mine came up with the "will recommend to friends" and another guy used to say "brb printing up to show friends and family". I was banned from there years ago but still people still say it daily.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhpvlsBN0M1qakh43o1_400.gif

[Isitjustme?]

lol bodybuilding

[MannyIsGod]

DMC is flat out wrong. There are a lot of intenet meme's here that weren't started here, but there are a shit ton of ST only phrases that were obviously started here. When we made ST shirts years ago there was a huge list.

[jag]

DMC is flat out wrong. There are a lot of intenet meme's here that weren't started here, but there are a shit ton of ST only phrases that were obviously started here. When we made ST shirts years ago there was a huge list.

No fucking way

[DMC]

DMC is flat out wrong. There are a lot of intenet meme's here that weren't started here, but there are a shit ton of ST only phrases that were obviously started here. When we made ST shirts years ago there was a huge list.
"Most of these memes are all over the place."

Pretty sure "oh ye of little faith" was used somewhere before, by some bearded fellow.

Culby's mutterings are his, but if he just said it once no one would notice. He says it in every post almost. That's why it seems like a popular meme. It's not.

"we stacked".. The term "stacked" was not coined here. Adding "We" to it doesn't make it yours. Ebonicizing a phrase doesn't make it a meme.

We all know LOL and CROFL were created here.

Most of this shit come from sites like 4chan. People here just steal and and pretend it's theirs.

[jag]

People at ST are so unoriginal. Bunch of thieves think they're blazing trails and shit. I usually go by 4chan to check out the new memes before I come to this weak site.

[jag]

Most of this shit come from sites like 4chan. People here just steal and and pretend it's theirs.

I went to 4chan once when i was like 15. Haven't been back since. Aren't you like 45?

[Isitjustme?]

I went to 4chan once when i was like 15. Haven't been back since. Aren't you like 45?

tbh 4chan can be the goods. Mixed in with all the idiocy is some brilliance at times. But ya this DMC is bitter and lonely it seems.

[Isitjustme?]

4chan is the only website that can start a meme. No other site can start one. Everyone knows that. No one is witty enough to come up with a catchphrase except the geniuses at 4chan imho

[DMC]

tbh 4chan can be the goods. Mixed in with all the idiocy is some brilliance at times. But ya this DMC is bitter and lonely it seems.

[LnGrrrR]

Unbeavable

A worthy addition.

[DMC]

I went to 4chan once when i was like 15. Haven't been back since. Aren't you like 45?

It's not that boring. There's some genuine cool stuff and some originality. Most of the younger guns just toe the line on the latest meme and try to fit in. Older guys like Culby, they built this shit from ground up and so they own it. They normally make their own sayings and most of them have an underlying theme like 0&43 or whatever.

[LnGrrrR]

N:lolA=F:lolcked

Who the heck came up with this one? :lol

[LnGrrrR]

What do you mean fun for a while? :depressed

Manu > Elnono

[Isitjustme?]

tbh I think DMC may have started the "forever alone" meme. Except he meant it as a serious comic strip of his like sorta like American Splendor

[LnGrrrR]

leg riders

Another worthy addition. Thanks DMC!

[Isitjustme?]

Who the heck came up with this one? :lol
21_Blessings I think except he says NB:lol=F:lolcked

[DMC]

tbh I think DMC may have started the "forever alone" meme. Except he meant it as a serious comic strip of his like sorta like American Splendor
I wish I was forever alone. That would be heaven.

[LnGrrrR]

Spurstalk can't take credit for that one. It's all over the internet.

I was just wondering who brought it to ST/used it the most.

[Isitjustme?]

Seriously reread the thread and tell me you don't come off looking like you're bitter, lonely, and jealous.

[The Gemini Method]

Oooh I got one...

U Mad?

[DMC]

Seriously reread the thread and tell me you don't come off looking like you're bitter, lonely, and jealous.

I've never been any of those so I wouldn't have a frame of reference, but I will take your word for it.

[DMC]

My year-long barrage of fool's gold pics in the main forum turned out to be quite prescient.
What about that year long barrage of fool's gold pics upstairs? That was quite prescient tbh. You deserve a pat on the back for that.

[jag]

What about that year long barrage of fool's gold pics upstairs? That was quite prescient tbh. You deserve a pat on the back for that.

Stop being so unoriginal

[DMC]

Stop being so unoriginal
Aren't you supposed to be out canvasing the board for lolcat pics? How's that going?

Exactly.

[LnGrrrR]

I can't believe this thread is 5 pages and no one has mentioned "Yeah I got cafltats..." (purposely misspelled, obviously)

[dirk4mvp]

4chan is great if you stay off certain boards.

the /sp/orts board is funny as hell.

[Pelicans78]

Stop FOOOOLing Yourself!

[Native American]

"My injun is running."

[Booharv]

faggy opinions + certainty = douchebag status

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I thought 'twas "Your Momma!".
God damn this guy is so unfunny.

[LnGrrrR]

Who the fuck uses "twas"?

[ezau]

burrito breath

[Ace]

Lol dead wife

[DMC]

Lol dead wife
LOLebron

[Ace]

LOLebron

Lol slut daughter

[Engineering Major]

Trying to prove to college students that I have an engineering degree, by any means necessary.

[DMC]

Lol slut daughter
LOL the leg failed you. Change your name to Ace Bandage and ride another.

[Ace]

LOL the leg failed you. Change your name to Ace Bandage and ride another.

Lol failed father
Lol daughter is a slut

[DMC]

Lol failed father
Lol daughter is a slut
lol i don't have a daughter.

fail-master = you

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol i don't have a daughter.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5207675&postcount=87

You bitch like my daughter "but I had the right of way, it would be his fault if he hit me, why should I stop?" Physics doesn't care about fault. Prevention is the key so when it's been done multiple times in the same spot, move it. It seems like common sense to me, but I am from a different generation. After a while, it seems like you want it broken into.
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao making stuff up on the internet about having a wife and kids

[Ace]

lol i don't have a daughter.

fail-master = you

After saying you have a daughter, now you don't? she get killed being a slut?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

After saying you have a daughter, now you don't? she get killed being a slut?
:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao:lmao:lmao he deleted the post

[Ace]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5207675&postcount=87

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao making stuff up on the internet about having a wife and kids

He had another post about his daughter but good find..:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao he deleted the post, but go back to the thread and you'll see it was quoted. DMC fails even harder :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Ace]

:lmao he deleted the post, but go back to the thread and you'll see it was quoted. DMC fails even harder :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

:lmao

[DMC]

So do I or do I not have a daughter?

(you guys are too easy)

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Idk you tell me?

[DMC]

:lmao he all the sudden disappears from the thread
Really?

I don't run and make new troll accounts. That's your gig.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

So do you have a daughter or not? Don't try to pretend you didn't post that thing about your daughter.

[DMC]

Idk you tell me?

I only have a son. Honest to God.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I only have a son.
Then why did you make up something about having a daughter (here comes a denial about the post he just deleted).

[DMC]

But I have also said I am atheist. hmmm

[DMC]

Then why did you make up something about having a daughter (here comes a denial about the post he just deleted).
Comparison. I have said before on here, earlier that that one, that I did not have a daughter. Anyone who was thorough would see the conflict and call bullshit. You have to go back further.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Comparison. I have said before on here, earlier that that one, that I did not have a daughter. Anyone who was thorough would see the conflict and call bullshit. You have to go back further.
Why'd you delete the post then?

[DMC]

Why'd you delete the post then?

Because I knew you were looking at it. :D

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4951395&postcount=166

[DMC]

DMC reminds me of that Will Ferrell character on SNL who's ignored by his wife, daughter, and co-workers yet still tries to get his opinion across. Pretty soon he's going to tell us he drives a Dodge Stratus.

I wouldn't admit that.

[DMC]

searching.... searching.... searching....

nothing...

Not the first time someone here made their entire shtick on a falsehood. lol

[Budkin]

DMC is flat out wrong. There are a lot of intenet meme's here that weren't started here, but there are a shit ton of ST only phrases that were obviously started here. When we made ST shirts years ago there was a huge list.

I still have my shirt and still wear it! We need a new one soon.

[Cessation]

I still have my shirt and still wear it! We need a new one soon.

Where can I get an st shirt, tbh?

[Capt Bringdown]

I don't know the author, but when its all said and done, "turd towers" will go down as this forum's high water mark. Never equaled, never surpassed - book it!
-case closed

[ohmwrecker]

I don't guess that DMC saying "you bitch like my daughter" could have been intended as an insult (girl, pussy, faggot, etc.) and not necessarily a statement of truth about the reality of his personal life?

Just playing devil's advocate here . . .

[Ace]

I don't guess that DMC saying "you bitch like my daughter" could have been intended as an insult (girl, pussy, faggot, etc.) and not necessarily a statement of truth about the reality of his personal life?

Just playing devil's advocate here . . .

He also posted he's the old guy in the club looking for his daughter...

[ohmwrecker]

He also posted he's the old guy in the club looking for his daughter...

I can . . . literally . . . barely understand your posts.

[Baron Davιs]

I'd rather have Harlem back if it meant Ace was to leave, tbh.

And that's saying something.

[Ace]

I can . . . literally . . . barely understand your posts.

There's the ignore feature for sensitive females like yourself... :tu

[ohmwrecker]

Hilarious.

[jag]

DMC reminds me of that Will Ferrell character on SNL who's ignored by his wife, daughter, and co-workers yet still tries to get his opinion across. Pretty soon he's going to tell us he drives a Dodge Stratus.


DMC's meltdowns per thread stat is frightening.


"If i delete my posts it means it never happened :cry" "Got you guys again!"

Every once in a while DMC will say something that I find myself agreeing with. Then he'll do random gay things like lie about having a son, daughter, degree and being 45+. He's like a strange combination of koriwhat, Benjarvus and 90210.

[Booharv]

"If i delete my posts it means it never happened :cry" "Got you guys again!"

Every once in a while DMC will say something that I find myself agreeing with. Then he'll do random gay things like lie about having a son, daughter, degree and being 45+. He's like a strange combination of koriwhat, Benjarvus and 90210.

He has Benjarvus type shittiness, koriwhat level retardedness and annoyability, and damn near 90210 level real-life embarrassment ability.

imo

[JJ Hickson]

:lmao DMC getting shit on ITT

[NASpurs]

Chooo chooo!

[stretch]

yeah i got tats on my legs, yeah they're spurs and yeah they're on my calves... we've gone over this yrs ago and yet it's still being brought up like a bad joke. it's fuckin' old man and you think it gets to me when you say the bs you do? you think it gets to me especially coming from some chump off the internet? come on now man... i didn't get these tats because i thought i'd shrivel up into a ball and hide when someone put me down about my decision to tat my calves up with spurs, i got these tats because i wanted to, because i like them and because i could give 2 shits less about some bitchmade chump on the internet.

get over it man and add to this thread or get the fuck out already. come up with something clever or shut the fuck up and get out of my thread.

[symple19]

He's like a strange combination of koriwhat, Benjarvus and 90210.

this sums it up

[Koriwhat's calf tats]

______ with the goods

[DMC]

"If i delete my posts it means it never happened :cry" "Got you guys again!"

Every once in a while DMC will say something that I find myself agreeing with. Then he'll do random gay things like lie about having a son, daughter, degree and being 45+. He's like a strange combination of koriwhat, Benjarvus and 90210.
And you are totally infatuated with me. I get to see all the monkey responses for free. Can't beat that.

Now shhhhhh... think "lolcat, must find DMC's lolcat posts"

[DMC]

He also posted he's the old guy in the club looking for his daughter...
Please continue with the "slut daughter" shtick. I find it amusing. Talk about my 12 grandkids too, and then talk about my horse. If you really want to get me going, talk about my foster parents.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

damn near 90210 level real-life embarrassment ability.

imo
Eh, lets not get carried away here :lol, DMC doesn't have a 25-30 LBS. overweight wife who looks like she could be his sister that he frequently posts (at least not to my knowledge).

[DMC]

I don't guess that DMC saying "you bitch like my daughter" could have been intended as an insult (girl, pussy, faggot, etc.) and not necessarily a statement of truth about the reality of his personal life?

Just playing devil's advocate here . . .

shhhhhh... you

:nope

[DMC]

this sums it up

Back to the club for you. Don't you have 300 or so youtube 80's videos to post today? Get after it.

[Lefty's understudy]

omg sooooooooooo funny :rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin: rollin
















:hat

[DMC]

Eh, lets not get carried away here :lol, DMC doesn't have a 25-30 LBS. overweight wife who looks like she could be his sister that he frequently posts (at least not to my knowledge).

I have a sister who's more overweight than that who looks like she could be my brother.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You're from Texas so that doesn't surprise me tbh

[DMC]

You're from Texas so that doesn't surprise me tbh
But she's not.