Why do most black men feel like they need a mustache?

[jag]

No racist

What is the reasoning behind this cultural phenomenon?

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http://dimemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/chris-bosh-01.jpg

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/61/Sean-combslg.jpg

http://www.sohh.com/img/ludacris-2008-10-20-300x300.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/macub723/terrence.jpg

Nigga, where is yo 'stache?
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[cantthinkofanything]

No racist
What is the reasoning behind this cultural phenomenon?


Your mom likes it that way.

[JayTheClown]

http://nationallampoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jason-giambi-mustache.jpghttp://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/jasonlee_mustache.jpghttp://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2009/09/tom-selleck.jpghttp://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/22868-craziest_mustache.jpg

[jag]

http://nationallampoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jason-giambi-mustache.jpghttp://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/jasonlee_mustache.jpghttp://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads/2009/09/tom-selleck.jpghttp://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/22868-craziest_mustache.jpg

I'm going to need you to post a YouTube video of a white comedian asking other white people in the crowd where their respective mustaches are.

[boutons_deux]

http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-famous-mustache-guys-without-their-mustaches.php

http://funage.blogspot.com/2007/08/hilarious-famous-people-without.html


mustache from "mousse tache" French, literally "foam stain"

Like the famous "Got Beer" ads. :)

[Frenzy]

Helps soak up watermelon juice.

[lefty]

Tom Selleck, the only man who can pull a mustache off

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Tom Selleck, the only man who can pull a mustache off

If Sam Elliott were here he'd say, "Fuck you," in a voice so grizzled it would make you crap your pants.

[CubanMustGo]

If Sam Elliott were here he'd say, "Fuck you," in a voice so grizzled it would make you crap your pants.

I wish the fucker would quit with the damned Dodge commercials already.

[CuckingFunt]

Tom Selleck, the only man who can pull a mustache off

Bet that hurts like a bastard.

[CubanSucks]

If Sam Elliott were here he'd say, "Fuck you," in a voice so grizzled it would make you crap your pants.


I like your style
http://movieactors.com/photos-stars/sam-elliott-thebiglebowski-1.jpg

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Just take 1 look at the black guys and then a look at the white guys.

NO DOUBT AT ALL as to why women choose black men over white guys all the time. No doubt at all.
:toast
What's up Always Bet on BLACK

[Tinystarz]

Facial hair is ok on a guy. Just as long as it ain't that patchy shit. just shave it off if you have that problem.

[leemajors]

Shaving is pointless

[The Gemini Method]

I wish the fucker would quit with the damned Dodge commercials already.

Uh, Isn't it Michael C. Hall that does the majority of the Dodge commercials these days?

It's quite simple really--they need some little additional agitator for when they be stealing yo white girls, whitey.

duh.

[Cuppycake Gumdrop]

Even Michael Jordan felt the peer pressure to grow a mustache, unfortunately his mistake was picking the Hitler 'stache.

[Isitjustme?]

No racist

:depressed

Give your fans what they want bro

[The Franchise]

I don't know.

[ALVAREZ6]

Many times, like many Mexicans, it's all they can grow:

http://www.hlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Derrick-Rose-576x345.jpg

http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2007/howard_020107.jpg

http://ballersfb.nike.com/basketball_content/nba/players/big/kevin_durant_big.png

http://fantasyknuckleheads.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/carmelo-anthony.jpg

None of them peach fuzz rockin niggas can grow a beard.

[DMC]

Fucking Billy Dee Williams.

[CubanSucks]

cause beards grown too long end up looking like pubes on steroids. So with blacks already havin hair lookin like pubes on their head, it's a way of having some form of facial hair without looking like this

http://www.bothteamsplayedhard.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/baron-davis-beard.jpg

[Creepn]

http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-famous-mustache-guys-without-their-mustaches.php

http://funage.blogspot.com/2007/08/hilarious-famous-people-without.html


mustache from "mousse tache" French, literally "foam stain"

Like the famous "Got Beer" ads. :)

lol amusing links.

Don't mean to derail but I found this link within Bouton's link.

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Girls/The-50-Bustiest-Girls-On-Facebook.html

Edit: lol also found this http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Home/Galleries/Bizarre/30-People-Wearing-T-Shirts-They-Shouldn-t-Be-Wearing.html

[Booharv]

Even Michael Jordan felt the peer pressure to grow a mustache, unfortunately his mistake was picking the Hitler 'stache.

Nah, I think Jordan was just like "Watch I'll grow a fucking Hitler mustache and people will still love me" to his buddies aka I think he did because he don't give a fuck.

tbh the Hitler mustache isn't that bad of a look. Chaplin had one before Adolf. I mean I know AH was a bad dude, but why should the mustache suffer?

[jag]

I once read an article (no racist) written by a black man who was criticizing other black men who refused to wear a mustache. He said they were trying to be like white men and fit in with a "white world". That's pretty much what made me start noticing this.

I also read an article (no racist) written by a black woman who said black men who shave off their mustache are emasculating themselves.

[Creepn]

I once read an article (no racist) written by a black man who was criticizing other black men who refused to wear a mustache. He said they were trying to be like white men and fit in with a "white world". That's pretty much what made me start noticing this.

I also read an article (no racist) written by a black woman who said black men who shave off their mustache are emasculating themselves.

Just an article written by two stupid people. Nothing to see here. It's not a guideline for the NMWB (National Mustache Wearing of Blacks).

[Creepn]

Why does it feel like Black people just landed here from another planet and all of these questions are being raised as if to study them?

[jag]

Why does it feel like Black people just landed here from another planet and all of these questions are being raised as if to study them?

I feel that many of these questions are asked purely out of curiosity and can serve as a means for open dialogue between people of all race and color. Too long we've been scared to ask these questions about our fellow man:

Why do you dance so well?

Why do you fight at Chuck E. Cheese?

Why do you wear a mustache?

Why are husky women so often the target of your love and affection?

Why do you say "aks"?

Why do you say "comprooter"?

(no racist)

Soon we'll be able to ask these questions without fear of being jumped or stomped out. These questions can lead to unity and understanding. And soon we'll all realize the unique and special snowflakes each one of us truly is.

[JudynTX]

I'm a fan of goatees on men. :)

[The Gemini Method]

I'm a fan of goatees on men. :)

What about the Hitler stache?

[The Gemini Method]

I'm not entirely sure...lol I just found it on my comp and decided to use it.

Judging by the intricate tattoo (the reason why I actually chose it...because I have an affinity to chicks with tatts) That is most likely her.

[The Gemini Method]

Will have to keep that in mind...that's a whole lotta chocolate!

[mrsmaalox]

I'm a fan of goatees on men. :)

Some look very nice.

I've only kissed a man with a 'stache couple of times. Have you ever had a real lover, or at least made out real good with a full facial hair guy? I wonder what it's like?

[The Gemini Method]

Some look very nice.

I've only kissed a man with a 'stache couple of times. Have you ever had a real lover, or at least made out real good with a full facial hair guy? I wonder what it's like?

My girl likes the full beard I decided to sport. Says its like kissing a lumberjack sans the flannel.

[Taco]

If Sam Elliott were here he'd say, "Fuck you," in a voice so grizzled it would make you crap your pants.


:lol

[JudynTX]

black men?

:flag::flag:

I'm not falling for that. :lol


What about the Hitler stache?

That's a negative.


Some look very nice.

I've only kissed a man with a 'stache couple of times. Have you ever had a real lover, or at least made out real good with a full facial hair guy? I wonder what it's like?

I've never kissed or made out with a guy who had a full beard. It won't ever happen either. Goatee or soul patch for me. :D My husband maintains his porn mustache. :lol

[JudynTX]

My girl likes the full beard I decided to sport. Says its like kissing a lumberjack sans the flannel.

Do you own any flannel shirts? :lol

[The Gemini Method]

Do you own any flannel shirts? :lol

I do have a couple flannels, but not a whole fleet of them. It doesn't really get cold enough to wear them in L.A. all that often. But I do get that hipster look when sporting them...guess she likes that lol.

[JudynTX]

I do have a couple flannels, but not a whole fleet of them. It doesn't really get cold enough to wear them in L.A. all that often. But I do get that hipster look when sporting them...guess she likes that lol.

It's probably the whole role playing idea. :lol

[The Gemini Method]

It's probably the whole role playing idea. :lol

Probably. Though, she is hesitant to sport the Catholic school girl outfit I bought her a few months back. Just kidding.

[mrsmaalox]

I've never kissed or made out with a guy who had a full beard. It won't ever happen either. Goatee or soul patch for me. :D My husband maintains his porn mustache. :lol

Never say never! :D

I don't mind a little five o'clock shadow at all, but I find it kinda gross when a guy's beard isn't groomed and it grows all fuzzy under his jaw and down to his neck. I like longer sideburns too, but not the muttonchops; it's funny to check out pics of 70's rock stars and every single one had muttonchops! :lol

[JudynTX]

Probably. Though, she is hesitant to sport the Catholic school girl outfit I bought her a few months back. Just kidding.

Maybe she'd rather have the nuns outfit. :D


Never say never! :D

I don't mind a little five o'clock shadow at all, but I find it kinda gross when a guy's beard isn't groomed and it grows all fuzzy under his jaw and down to his neck. I like longer sideburns too, but not the muttonchops; it's funny to check out pics of 70's rock stars and every single one had muttonchops! :lol

Ungroomed beards are so gross....and hair on back of neck. :vomit: There goes lunch! :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I got a buddy that always has to find friends to shave the back of his neck every so often :lmao

[TheManFromAcme]

screw that. if your going to sport a stache...make it a damn good one like this.....:lol

http://www.nndb.com/people/587/000028503/ambrose-burnside-70.jpg

[JudynTX]

I got a buddy that always has to find friends to shave the back of his neck every so often :lmao

I hope they charge him. :lol

[CubanSucks]

wtf happened to this thread in the last 20 posts? shit sucks

[cheguevara]

a bare face is a sign of weakness

http://arts-wallpapers.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Che-Guevara.jpg

[The Gemini Method]

http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://extra.listverse.com/amazon/evilwomen/0moustache_competition090107.jpg&sa=X&ei=XBv5TcfiK4LCsAOjkpTeBQ&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNHU1td6K87DeX9gFcv0OkixAphYyg

This pimp right here (not black, I know) has the right stache lol

[Calf Tats]

Why does it feel like Black people just landed here from another planet and all of these questions are being raised as if to study them?

Why are you so insecure?

[CuckingFunt]

Some look very nice.

I've only kissed a man with a 'stache couple of times. Have you ever had a real lover, or at least made out real good with a full facial hair guy? I wonder what it's like?

It's like kissing a person who has hair on their face.

Kinda.

[Lefty's understudy]

It's like kissing a person who has hair on their face.

Kinda.

Might have a new mentor here.

[mrsmaalox]

It's like kissing a person who has hair on their face.

Kinda.

I dunno. Some guys look downright porcupin-y.

[leemajors]

I dunno. Some guys look downright porcupin-y.

Had a full beard for 8 years now, a razor has not touched my skin since. Only time I have had complaints is when it's less than two weeks of beard.

[CuckingFunt]

I dunno. Some guys look downright porcupin-y.

Everything depends on grooming, of course, and a guy's individual hair texture, but it has been my experience that stubble is considerably more pokey than a full beard.

[xXx]

saw a black guy at hooters at lunch. shaved head. shaved face. sportin the stache.

what are the odds? this goes under shit i would have never of noticed before.

[Agloco]

No racist

What is the reasoning behind this cultural phenomenon?



When I was younger, I felt the need to grow mine out because I had a babyface. I felt like none of my colleagues would take me seriously otherwise. Here we are 15 years later and they still don't :lol

I've got what this chart calls a "Van Dyke"........

https://classes.lt.unt.edu/Fall_2010/CECS_5420_020/sas0010/assign5/beardtypes1.jpg

[ALVAREZ6]

When I was younger, I felt the need to grow mine out because I had a babyface. I felt like none of my colleagues would take me seriously otherwise. Here we are 15 years later and they still don't :lol

I've got what this chart calls a "Van Dyke"........

https://classes.lt.unt.edu/Fall_2010/CECS_5420_020/sas0010/assign5/beardtypes1.jpg

Rap Industry Standard :lol