Nathan89
06-15-2011, 12:45 AM
Today I went to my grandma's house to do a little work for her. While I was resting I noticed she had a wooden magazine holder. I thought hmm... maybe she has some good magazines. Turns out she had some old magazines. Two of her magazines were from 1991 and another was from 1994. So I was browsing and saw a advertisement for a upcoming People mag. that was going to list the 50 sexiest people alive. Jordan was on the advertisement. I just looked it up on google and he was ranked number 23 on the list. Ok, that wasn't the groundbreaking discovery but I thought it was interesting.
Now here is the groundbreaking discovery about a certain NBA player.
I noticed she had a old book about creating the perfect relationship. Within the book it had this list on how men and women are different. So the list goes...
1. Men are composed of 40% muscle while women have 20% muscle.
2. Men deteriorate quicker than women.
3. Women speak on average 25,000 words per day and men speak 12,500.
4. Women make emotional decisions and men make logical decisions.
As I am reading I start thinking...
1. I was thinking I do know someone in the NBA who seems/plays weaker than other guys his height. Although he has adapted well with a finesse game.
2. That same guy seems to be aging better than Kobe and Duncan.
3. TBH, this guy always seems to give long interviews after the game.
4. This guy seemed to make a huge decision emotional decision to stay with his team even though there were no signs that the team would ever win a ring.
Conclusion- This player was born part man and part bitch. Does that make this guy a hermaphrodite?
Now here is the groundbreaking discovery about a certain NBA player.
I noticed she had a old book about creating the perfect relationship. Within the book it had this list on how men and women are different. So the list goes...
1. Men are composed of 40% muscle while women have 20% muscle.
2. Men deteriorate quicker than women.
3. Women speak on average 25,000 words per day and men speak 12,500.
4. Women make emotional decisions and men make logical decisions.
As I am reading I start thinking...
1. I was thinking I do know someone in the NBA who seems/plays weaker than other guys his height. Although he has adapted well with a finesse game.
2. That same guy seems to be aging better than Kobe and Duncan.
3. TBH, this guy always seems to give long interviews after the game.
4. This guy seemed to make a huge decision emotional decision to stay with his team even though there were no signs that the team would ever win a ring.
Conclusion- This player was born part man and part bitch. Does that make this guy a hermaphrodite?