Samuel L. Jackson Children's Story

[Agloco]

Epic. Just Epic. :lmao

Narrated by Samuel Jackson. A must have for all parents....or those who don't.

Free download here:

http://www.audible.com/pd?asin=B00551W570

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Pr82wF2gL._SL175_.jpg

You can also listen to it here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/15/samuel-jackson-reads-go-the-fuck-to-sleep_n_877551.html

[TheManFromAcme]

just heard the sample

pretty funny. Samuel has the perfect voice for this...:tu

[xXx]

'that's bullshit, you ain't thirsty' made me laugh.

my kid always wants a drink of water just after his head hits the pillow.

I haven't introduced the f word to him yet so this book might have to wait til he's 13.

He should know it by then.

of course, he'll probobaly ask me who the fuck is samuel jackson.

so then i'll have to show him pulp fiction and tell him how it was john travolta's big comeback movie.

to which he'll of course reply, who the fuck is john travolta.

at that point, i'll see if youtube has any welcome back carter episodes as I don't want to be the one that introduces my boy to grease the movie.

then i'll just have to listen to ba ba ba...ba ba barino for a while.

he should be pretty tired by this point, so i'll just tell him to go the fuck to sleep.

[MannyIsGod]

My GF and I were talking about this last night. I think its amazing how Samuel Jackson has basically created a career out of extending his character from Pulp Fiction.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Shatner/Walkins/Jackson all actors who became parodies of themselves

[Chachachango]

LOL cool story. Need to tell this story to my 4 year old niece next time she comes and visit us. She goes to sleep at two in the morning or later. One time i woke up at five in the morning to go to work and lil shit was still up.

[Drachen]

Nathan explosion's favorite bedtime story to read to his kids tbh.

[desflood]

:rollin

This is brilliant. It echoes the thoughts of every parent throughout history.

"Hell no you can't go the bathroom!"