Samuel L. Jacksonizer

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

read ST in a whole new way!
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[RandomGuy]

read ST in a whole new way!
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The muthafuckin' evidence that the muthafuckin' Apollo moon missions were faked in a studio is crushing. The muthafuckin' US government can't censor the muthafuckin' evidence that's on the muthafuckin' internet but it can bury it with disinformation and obfuscation. If you enter "Apollo hoax" in Google, you'll find about fifteen pro-Apollo sites for every hoax site. I made a collection of some of the muthafuckin' hoax evidence the muthafuckin' government is trying to bury.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymwE1sNm82Y
(If this link doesn't work, do a YouTube search on "Apollo 15 flag waving")

At the muthafuckin' 2 minute 35 second mark of the muthafuckin' video the muthafuckin' flag is still. When the muthafuckin' astronaut goes past it, it starts to move

:lmao :rollin

:nope

[RandomGuy]

Well, why did they keep faking the muthafuckin' Apollo flights, I still don't understand. Did the muthafuckin' Soviet Union know it was faked? Why did they keep shut up if they knew it was faked? 'Cause a lot of muthaf*ckas would think they kept the muthafuckin' moon race going to prove the muthafuckin' U.S. was better than the muthafuckin' Soviet Union. If the muthafuckin' Soviet Union knew, why did they let the muthafuckin' U.S. get away with this?
Well, I'll tell you - at the muthafuckin' highest levels there is a coalition between governments. In other words, the muthafuckin' Soviets said, if you won't muthafuckin' tell on us - and they faked most muthafuckin' of their space exploration flights - we won't muthafuckin' tell on you. It's as simple as that. See, what Apollo is, is the muthafuckin' beginning of the muthafuckin' end of the muthafuckin' ability of the muthafuckin' government to hoodwink and bamboozle and manipulate the muthafuckin' muthaf*ckas. More and more muthaf*ckas are becoming aware in the muthafuckin' U.S. that the muthafuckin' government is totally and completely public enemy number one.

[mouse]

Nice muthafuckin' topic.

[DMC]

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To where it'd look like [ youtube ] FInsapjeY_M [ /youtube ]

(You need to remove the muthafuckin' spaces.) There's a tutorial here.
(http://samuelljacksonizer.com/index.php?q=Mfv0KjYRb3J3JO5NKfrOK3vFLgUSo29Tb2nRKZ rTKO9NMg93JgFOnqhCbZlYKj90xtC5ati2)
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-Kori

[RGMCSE]

I thought this new thread title was pretty funny: I resigned from my job at the muthafuckin' mall (http://samuelljacksonizer.com/index.php?q=Mfv0KjYRb3J3JO5NKfrOK3vFLgUSo29Tb2nRKZ rTKO9NMg93JgFOnqhCbZlYKj90xti0yji1zm%3D%3D)



My primary desire is to devote much more time to caring for my husband, our home, and building relationships with our family. This muthafuckin' shit has been something that has been very muthafuckin' difficult to do since I have had two jobs for the muthafuckin' past five goddamn years.

My husband, Bo graciously allows me to help him with his muthafuckin' work, since organizing is something I very muthafuckin' much like.
Bo is doing great in his muthafuckin' job and doesn't need any assistance from me, but I greatly enjoy helping in things that matter to Bo.

Household duties aside, I am going to use the muthafuckin' extra time to take some chances.
This muthafuckin' shit summer I would like to try to get roles as an extra in a movie. I did this once before but have been so bogged down with work, I have not had the muthafuckin' oppportunity to do it again.

I am a staff member for the muthafuckin' youth newsletter at my church. But I have been so busy I have only had time to contribute articles. I look forward to having more time to socialize with the muthafuckin' other writers and build those friendships.

I am very muthafuckin' relieved to no longer have to juggle holiday get togethers with family around two job schedules. That was a real strain this past year.

So the muthafuckin' short answer to your muthafuckin' question is that for the muthafuckin' first few months I am just going to enjoy finally having some time.

Some of my time is spoken for as I am still employed at the muthafuckin' AT&T Center in a part time job there. But I thinking working some will be a better balance for me than either working all the muthafuckin' time or working not at all, since I have no kids at home to care for.



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