Remember The Pornstar That Said Shaq Penis Was Average for a 5 ft' 4 in" Man

[Koolaid_Man]

good news DPG....:lol at least now we know why he must have hated Kobe so much...:lol the girl in Colorado was bragging to her friends that Kobe had a 14 inch dick.... lol @ Shaq....:lmao

We all know Shaq's boys are being charged with kidnapping and assault over a sex tape...Perhaps they're fighting so hard over it because of small penis syndrome....:lol

http://www.penis-enlargement-practice.com/celebrity-penis/shaq-inspires-small-penis-syndrome/

Remember the article from a few yrs ago....:lol

Steffans claimed that after O’Neal visited her apartment one night, he gave her $10,000 (£5,000) in cash and was “very upfront about the way [their] relationship would be”. She went on to claim that Shaq’s anatomy was “average – for a 5ft 4in man”, and that he sweated so much during their lovemaking that she had to turn over the mattress.

http://aalbc.com/reviews/karrin7.jpg
('http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/us_sport/basketball/article2409885.ece','76')

[Leetonidas]

You're gay

[Koolaid_Man]

You're gay


:lol seriously...Shaq should be glad Kobe ratted him out...Shaq paying hookers 10 grand to fuck....gotdam man...that nigga must be paying to keep these ho's silent about his dick...10 fucking G's....:lmao


and one of the best lines from Lakaluva was:

" When you watch porn, seeing that dick slam up against that pussy reminds you of yourself."

Basically you can't watch porn with your girl if all you're seeing is bumping pussies...You need to see that dick slam that pussy to get you going....:lmao nothing gay bout that....real talk tbh...

[Ginobilly]

This is old news. There's already been countless stories of how Shaq's cock isn't proportional to his body. And in reality, the majority of the human race is exactly the same way because of the anatomical ways we make love. There's really no disadvantages in reproducing if you have Shaq's problem. There's short guys who are packing and tall guys who aren't, and vice versa.

[Ginobilly]

:lol seriously...Shaq should be glad Kobe ratted him out...Shaq paying hookers 10 grand to fuck....gotdam man...that nigga must be paying to keep these ho's silent about his dick...10 fucking G's....:lmao


and one of the best lines from Lakaluva was:

" When you watch porn, seeing that dick slam up against that pussy reminds you of yourself."

Basically you can't watch porn with your girl if all you're seeing is bumping pussies...You need to see that dick slam that pussy to get you going....:lmao nothing gay bout that....real talk tbh...

That is sad that he has to pay 10,000 dollars to get laid, while guys like Nash and Tony Romo get laid for free and by celebrities.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol seriously...Shaq should be glad Kobe ratted him out...Shaq paying hookers 10 grand to fuck....gotdam man...that nigga must be paying to keep these ho's silent about his dick...10 fucking G's....:lmao


and one of the best lines from Lakaluva was:

" When you watch porn, seeing that dick slam up against that pussy reminds you of yourself."

Basically you can't watch porn with your girl if all you're seeing is bumping pussies...You need to see that dick slam that pussy to get you going....:lmao nothing gay bout that....real talk tbh...

So what you're saying is that you only get aroused by watching dicks?

[Koolaid_Man]

This is old news. There's already been countless stories of how Shaq's cock isn't proportional to his body. And in reality, the majority of the human race is exactly the same way because of the anatomical ways we make love. There's really no disadvantages in reproducing if you have Shaq's problem. There's short guys who are packing and tall guys who aren't, and vice versa.


didn't mean to strike a nerve Ginobilly...:lol sorry man didn't know you suffered from that Shaq syndrome....I guess you can live a happy life in spite of...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

So what you're saying is that you only get aroused by watching dicks?


intellectual light weight...come again...:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

lol a mongoloid negro calling someone an intellectual lightweight

[Trainwreck2100]

some of his girth is probably covered up by his fat

[LnGrrrR]

Pretty sure Kobe couldn't play with a 14 incher, unless he taped that shit to his leg during the game or something. :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

That is sad that he has to pay 10,000 dollars to get laid, while guys like Nash and Tony Romo get laid for free and by celebrities.


Kobe was wrong when he told the cops that he should do what Shaq does and that's pay those Ho's....we had no idea Shaq had to pay for sex....Kobe didn't pay Kate because according to Cops he didn't want to disrespect her and make her feel like a hooker..

Kobe more gangsta than Shaq imo....snitching and all....because truth be told real gangsta's snitch each other all the time...but real gangstas don't drop 10K on hookers.... not ever...:toast

[Koolaid_Man]

lol a mongoloid negro calling someone an intellectual lightweight


as negro, mongo and mandingo as they come...:lol but that doesn't change the fact that you have scrambled eggs between your ears...:lol

now skuttle along and go play with some tight-eyed chink closer to your age....:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Pretty sure Kobe couldn't play with a 14 incher, unless he taped that shit to his leg during the game or something. :lol


so you suffer from Shaq syndrome too...huh...gotdam you guys give me so much material....:lol

[dirk4mvp]

kool aids is the queen of thinking he won an argument because he puts :lol in his posts

[Ginobilly]

didn't mean to strike a nerve Ginobilly...:lol sorry man didn't know you suffered from that Shaq syndrome....I guess you can live a happy life in spite of...:lol

:lmao far from it. I'm packing 8 and even I think that's about average(and I'm about 5'8,5'9 164lbs). I was pointing out that in primates, penis size isn't always proportional to one's body and size. Some guys just get lucky.

[DMC]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181796

I already talked about this

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

as negro, mongo and mandingo as they come...:lol but that doesn't change the fact that you have scrambled eggs between your ears...:lol

now skuttle along and go play with some tight-eyed chink closer to your age....:lol
:lmao calling yourself a mongo

[Koolaid_Man]

kool aids is the queen of thinking he won an argument because he puts :lol in his posts

I've never lost an argument on ST....not ever....:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao far from it. I'm packing 8 and even I think that's about average(and I'm about 5'8,5'9 164lbs). I was pointing out that in primates, penis size isn't always proportional to one's body and size. Some guys just get lucky.

But it shows that blacks aren't primates nor could have come from primates...because by and large we have big dicks and primates have pencil thin dicks like most white men and DOk's...:lol

[Ginobilly]

Kobe was wrong when he told the cops that he should do what Shaq does and that's pay those Ho's....we had no idea Shaq had to pay for sex....Kobe didn't pay Kate because according to Cops he didn't want to disrespect her and make her feel like a hooker..

Kobe more gangsta than Shaq imo....snitching and all....because truth be told real gangsta's snitch each other all the time...but real gangstas don't drop 10K on hookers.... not ever...:toast

Yeah I agree that Kobe was wrong in that whole rape ordeal, but I think the cops/authorities were more wrong into letting that info become public. Kobe should of kept his mouth shut and requested a lawyer right away, but nigga was scared because it was his first time being arrested, so I understand. Everybody already knows that Shaq has zero game with women. He's loud, obnoxious, fat, ugly, annoying, small cock, sweats a lot and probably smells. It's no wonder he has to pay that much.

[Koolaid_Man]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181796

I already talked about this


you out of crack this morn?

[Old Greg]

Talking about news from years ago. Koolaid is getting desperate.

[DMC]

you out of crack this morn?
No. That thread pretty much sums up every thread you've ever made and will ever make. Ergo, from hence forward, just refer to that thread about three times a day in your new thread title.

[Koolaid_Man]

Yeah I agree that Kobe was wrong in that whole rape ordeal, but I think the cops/authorities were more wrong into letting that info become public. Kobe should of kept his mouth shut and requested a lawyer right away, but nigga was scared because it was his first time being arrested, so I understand. Everybody already knows that Shaq has zero game with women. He's loud, obnoxious, fat, ugly, annoying, small cock, sweats a lot and probably smells. It's no wonder he has to pay that much.


Even though he should have kept quiet....I don't consider what Kobe did snitching...Snitching is purposely telling on someone with the sole intent to get them arrested and while lessening your sentence...Kobe didn't know he was being recorded, he thought he was playing the cops and so he said what he had to say to avoid going down for rape...He even snitched himself...He started telling the cops about all the others Ho's he was fucking and told the cops they could call those women to confirm it..:lol

[DMC]

Even though he should have kept quiet....I don't consider what Kobe did snitching...Snitching is purposely telling on someone with the sole intent to get them arrested and while lessening your sentence...Kobe didn't know he was being recorded, he thought he was playing the cops and so he said what he had to say to avoid going down for rape...He even snitched himself...He started telling the cops about all the others Ho's he was fucking and told the cops they could call those women to confirm it..:lol

:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

Talking about news from years ago. Koolaid is getting desperate.


it's relevant because we're getting to the heart of why Shaq's boys assualted and kidnapped a guy over a sex tape...don't be surprised if the cops announce Shaq as a suspect....right now they're saying nothing but don't think they aren't trying to find a way to charge his ass for something...Mark my words son...I'm so not desperate...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

No. That thread pretty much sums up every thread you've ever made and will ever make. Ergo, from hence forward, just refer to that thread about three times a day in your new thread title.


let me know if you need a crack vile refill...I will let Tyson know he got the hook-up...

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao


if that was the case then......"He even snitched himself....happy now...fixed it for ya...:lol you a smart crackhead...

[Ginobilly]

it's relevant because we're getting to the heart of why Shaq's boys assualted and kidnapped a guy over a sex tape...don't be surprised if the cops announce Shaq as a suspect....right now they're saying nothing but don't think they aren't trying to find a way to charge his ass for something...Mark my words son...I'm so not desperate...:lol


Shaq's is probably one of the stupidest human beings alive! Who in the right mind, in this day and age, kidnap somebody over a sex tape? This isn't 80's Shaq, everything is digital now. Nigga who stole it probably made has a shitload of copies of it.

[ElNono]

Talking about news from years ago. Koolaid is getting desperate.

Desperate to talk about guys dick... nothing new there. What do you expect from a welcher?

[Koolaid_Man]

Shaq's is probably one of the stupidest human beings alive! Who in the right mind, in this day and age, kidnap somebody over a sex tape? This isn't 80's Shaq, everything is digital now. Nigga who stole it probably made has a shitload of copies of it.

:lol this is the guy the media fell for...they bought his act hook line and sinker...when true Laker fans knew he was taking them for a ride at Kobe's expense...Shaq wouldn't be shit without Kobe...and if others want to make the reverse claim just remember apart from each other it's

Kobe 2
Shaq 1 ( with the help of the refs Dwhistle)

Shaq is a fool and he's a real life snitch too...He's the one who used to parade around as an honorary cop on TV ratting niggas out...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Desperate to talk about guys dick... nothing new there. What do you expect from a welcher?


This thread was a creative way to bring DPG to the yard...But I guess 5'4 and Shaq syndrome didn't sit too well with him....not even $500 would cure his little problem...

now go run and tell him dat...:lol

[Leetonidas]

lol @ Shaq being nothing without Kobe. Shaq was already on the Top 50 Players list before that. :lmao You could put any All-Star SG next to Shaq and he would've won titles because he was that fucking dominant.

[Koolaid_Man]

lol @ Shaq being nothing without Kobe. Shaq was already on the Top 50 Players list before that. :lmao You could put any All-Star SG next to Shaq and he would've won titles because he was that fucking dominant.


you must be fresh out Pakistan my friend...

Shaq played with ALL-STAR Anfernee (Penny Hardaway) and a pretty stacked team in Orlando in his absolute prime and fucking got swept in the finals...ok Paki boy....

and 2 Before Kobe arrived he played with ALL-Stars Eddie Jones ( who's spot Kobe took) and my man Nick Van Exell....so go bury yourself...you a lite weight son...you not ready for Kool....

[DMC]

let me know if you need a crack vile refill...I will let Tyson know he got the hook-up...
You mean vial?

:lmao "something misspelled"

[Koolaid_Man]

You mean vial?

:lmao "something misspelled"


correction police I see...ok

DNC sucks dick....

have fun fixing that...:lol

[DMC]

So something vulgar and something elitist and obviously fraudulent. Welch something not a dime something :lmao something.

[ChumpDumper]

lol kool loves him some other men's penises.

[Koolaid_Man]

lol kool loves him some other men's penises.


what took you so long to chime in fucking faggot....:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

So something vulgar and something elitist and obviously fraudulent. Welch something not a dime something :lmao something.


DMC you're not good enough to marginalize King Kool....you're a clown dude...no one gives a shit not even GNSF about the shit you say...

this line sums it up well for me...

Listen when I step off in the party women jump for joy but all the while niggas scheming they gone jump the boy for spitting all that bushwa, my watch, my car, I'm a star I'd rather be a comet by far."

B_Zwymynr7U

[ChumpDumper]

what took you so long to chime in fucking faggot....:lolYou're the one who can't stop talking about penises. :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

You're the one who can't stop talking about penises. :lol


and how does that make you feel...:lol let me make you a better a person Chump...let's sing a song together...in the clip below I will be Jack while you're Adam Sandler...:lol you ready...


Kmv3WlKa6U8

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

and how does that make you feel
Well, penises apparently make you feel aroused.

[ChumpDumper]

and how does that make you feel...:lol let me make you a better a person Chump...let's sing a song together...in the clip below I will be Jack while you're Adam Sandler...:lol you ready...It makes me feel like you can't stop talking about penises.

Your level of desperation is directly proportional the number of :lol you use.

[Koolaid_Man]

It makes me feel like you can't stop talking about penises.

Your level of desperation is directly proportional the number of :lol you use.


Lala la - la - la lala...:lol

you feel pretty now....

[ChumpDumper]

Your level of desperation is directly proportional the number of :lol you use.


Lala la - la - la lala...:lol

you feel pretty now....That's five so far.

[LeBald Crabs]

Trolls should not be fags tbh. Imho.

[DMC]

(1)DMC you're not good enough to marginalize King Kool....you're a clown dude...no one gives a shit not even GNSF about the shit you say...

(2)this line sums it up well for me...

Listen when I step off in the party women jump for joy but all the while niggas scheming they gone jump the boy for spitting all that bushwa, my watch, my car, I'm a star I'd rather be a comet by far."

(3)

B_Zwymynr7U

(1)Alright something,

I am going to lay it out for you something like something else and some smooth talk and a few misspelled words and using a few words out of context, (2)get my wigger on even more and then I am going to dump this here youtube video on you and Culby will be along shortly to type my name in bold letters. So something vulgar and something elitist and obviously fraudulent. Welch something not a dime something :lmao something.

(3)

l_sXHMoaSmM


Easy as 1 2 3.

Anyone can do it.

Marginalized would be an improvement for you.

[Koolaid_Man]

(1)Alright something,

I am going to lay it out for you something like something else and some smooth talk and a few misspelled words and using a few words out of context, (2)get my wigger on even more and then I am going to dump this here youtube video on you and Culby will be along shortly to type my name in bold letters. So something vulgar and something elitist and obviously fraudulent. Welch something not a dime something :lmao something.

(3)

l_sXHMoaSmM


Easy as 1 2 3.

Anyone can do it.

Marginalized would be an improvement for you.


I'm cool with your rants..but we all know ( and you do too) that you'd be nothing without Kool....you need me more than your hair needs a hot comb...

carry on old man..

[DMC]

I'm cool with your rants..but we all know ( and you do too) that you'd be nothing without Kool....you need me more than your hair needs a hot comb...

carry on old man..
Something elitist something fraudulent.

[Koolaid_Man]

Something elitist something fraudulent.


I'm as down to earth as they come...but when it comes to you I 'm sure I could buy and sell you 10 times over with that military stipend you living off of...now that's elitist my friend...:lol

[DMC]

I'm as down to earth as they come...but when it comes to you I 'm sure I could buy and sell you 10 times over with that military stipend you living off of...now that's elitist my friend...:lol
Something fraudulent, something elitist and something welcher.

[Koolaid_Man]

and for the record the military doesn't give a shit about you...think about it for a second...if they did they'd pay you more than they do to risk your life mostly for bullshit reasons...and if the American public appreciated your service as most Fox News viewers claim let's put it to a test...

If I advocated paying all military personnel 200k a yr salary with health benefits for them and their families, the same health plan that Congress has...I can guarantee you that Congress and the Public would have a major problem with it...instead they pump you up with National Pride bullshit and give you fucking medals for losing a limb in war...medals that are worthless at a pawn shop.....

[ChumpDumper]

I'm as down to earth as they come...but when it comes to you I 'm sure I could buy and sell you 10 times over with that military stipend you living off of...now that's elitist my friend...:lolI bet you $500 you can't.

[djohn2oo8]

The Koolaid shitfest. Sponsored by Koolaid_Man's obsession for penises

[Koolaid_Man]

I bet you $500 you can't.


I offered you a bet once before and you refused to take it...so get lost...

[DMC]

and for the record the military doesn't give a shit about you...think about it for a second...if they did they'd pay you more than they do to risk your life mostly for bullshit reasons...and if the American public appreciated your service as most Fox News viewers claim let's put it to a test...

For the record, shit bird, I don't get anything from the military because I didn't retire from there. I did 4 and that's all. Therefore, like all of your shit, this tangent of yours is a dead end road. So get back to discussing dicks and welching, two things you are are an expert at.


If I advocated paying all military personnel 200k a yr salary with health benefits for them and their families, the same health plan that Congress has...I can guarantee you that Congress and the Public would have a major problem with it...instead they pump you up with National Pride bullshit and give you fucking medals for losing a limb in war...medals that are worthless at a pawn shop.....
If YOU advocated it? Congress doesn't know you. They lump you in with the rest of the non-voters.

I have no idea why you think I am some war seasoned vet. Maybe it's for the same delusional reason you think you are black.

[DMC]

I offered you a bet once before and you refused to take it...so get lost...
He's a smart man then. You don't pay. Way to kick your own ass.

[ChumpDumper]

I offered you a bet once before and you refused to take it...so get lost...I'll just take that as an admission you don't have the money.

[ChumpDumper]

He's a smart man then. You don't pay. Way to kick your own ass.No shit. No person in the world takes every bet that's offered to him. Especially stupid bets offered by broke welshers.

[DMC]

ST is where I go for all my penis talk
Schlong Talk

[Koolaid_Man]

ST is where I go for all my penis talk


No Tyson I will PM you a link to some salacious online real talk....I used to post there years ago under a different name so you'll never find my old shit....:lol

[ChumpDumper]

kool pimping his penis talk site.

[DMC]

kool pimping his penis talk site.
In private

[BlackSwordsMan]

Do you stare at the guys penis as hes fucking a chick and claim you're just learning the technique? And do you watch two guys fucking to say you're learning at double the speed? that excuse doesn't work trust me.

[ChumpDumper]

That's right.

I got a 5-inch taint.These.

Are.

The Party Daaaaaaaaaaays.

[Koolaid_Man]

These.

Are.

The Party Daaaaaaaaaaays.


Hey Chump I started another BBall related thread and you're still in here talking about dicks....now that I started this thread you have no reason to ever leave huh? :lmao

[DPG21920]

So basically this is your way of saying hi to me and that you still don't have my $500.

[Koolaid_Man]

So basically this is your way of saying hi to me and that you still don't have my $500.


crawl muthafucker crawl....:lol

PM me your account info so I can pay you again....but after this time I won't pay thrice...:lol

[JoeTait75]

That is sad that he has to pay 10,000 dollars to get laid, while guys like Nash and Tony Romo get laid for free and by celebrities.

Nobody gets laid for free.

[DPG21920]

Do you respect me even more now that I won a bet that you welshed on then still paid on the bet I lost?

[Koolaid_Man]

Do you respect me even more now that I won a bet that you welshed on then still paid on the bet I lost?


You got 5 hrs to send me the info or your goose is cooked...:lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

Gonna pay twice? You a deep pocketed nigga

[DMC]

He's gonna claim he paid. No one pays twice. He's just admitting he never paid the first time. If DPG was dishonest, he would be dishonest twice.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Bush lied more than thrice about WMD's don't put it past a Texan to lie more than once

[DPG21920]

In the future, instead of spamming the site, just go to my profile and leave a message if you're thinking about me.

[Koolaid_Man]

Bush lied more than thrice about WMD's don't put it past a Texan to lie more than once


:lol pretty good

[DPG21920]

If Kool were to ever actually pay me, I'd burn the money and put it on YouTube for all to see.

[RsxPiimp]

Kool regulating all you bitches :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

In the future, instead of spamming the site, just go to my profile and leave a message if you're thinking about me.


hey you're 5'4 aren't you...next time you're dating a chic tell her that your dick is as big as Shaq's....but that you're not as sweaty...you will get dem draws dawg....:lol

[Booharv]

I usually judge my NBA players by the size of their cocks so this thread is gold to me.

[dunkman]

how the gay thread got to 4 pages? :lol :wtf
pay that bet kool-aid . . .

[Koolaid_Man]

how the gay thread got to 4 pages? :lol :wtf
pay that bet kool-aid . . .


:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

If Kool were to ever actually pay me, I'd burn the money and put it on YouTube for all to see.


There's a lot that I can put up with but I can't stand liars DPG...this proves you weren't dealing with me in good faith. That you would burn the money is proof you aren't forth-coming to the board. Maybe it's some sick fetish to have ElHono, Chumpdumper, and straight-jacket candidate DMC on your side. All your friends are completely dismissing the fact that you only had $300 in your account to cover our bet for $500...Then you say you would have used your credit card to cover the additional amount. That's like a crackhead saying I owe you $500 but I only have $300 and I'll suck your dick to cover the remaining bet....

you're a loser DPG...a fucking loser....:lol but I'm glad were good friends outside of ST....

[ChumpDumper]

Hey Chump I started another BBall related thread and you're still in here talking about dicks....now that I started this thread you have no reason to ever leave huh? :lmaoI'm talking about premium cable comedies.

That's six.

[Koolaid_Man]

There's a lot that I can put up with but I can't stand liars DPG...this proves you weren't dealing with me in good faith. That you would burn the money is proof you aren't forth-coming to the board. Maybe it's some sick fetish to have ElHono, Chumpdumper, and straight-jacket candidate DMC on your side. All your friends are completely dismissing the fact that you only had $300 in your account to cover our bet for $500...Then you say you would have used your credit card to cover the additional amount. That's like a crackhead saying I owe you $500 but I only have $300 and I'll suck your dick to cover the remaining bet....

you're a loser DPG...a fucking loser....:lol but I'm glad were good friends outside of ST....


ohh I forgot you need a visual:

ZYoUGkQJI64

[DPG21920]

That doesn't make sense.

[Koolaid_Man]

That doesn't make sense.


agree...me not paying you doesn't make any sense....

[Prime1]

I usually judge my NBA players by the size of their cocks so this thread is gold to me.

:lmao

What a forum this is. Lots of intelligent discussion occurs here I see.

[Silver&Black]

You know how I know you're gay...................

Because you have an entire thread about two guys dick sizes.

[DPG21920]

I can't believe the state of the world where people like Kool actually exist. It's just really sad.

[Amaso]

lol @ shaq

A 5'4" male probably has a 4-5 inch penis at best, considering Asians are taller than that and if I remember correctly the average penis size for them is significantly smaller than 5 inches. I'm going to go ahead and assume that Shaq isn't actually THAT small and that he just looks smaller because of his size or that the girl was just exaggerating because he wasnt as big as she thought he would be. Shaq is probably around 6" which is above average because I can't see any concievable way a 7 ft black guy is smaller than that.

Either way, if I'm in a basketball locker room and everyone else is at least 6" soft and I'm the biggest guy on the team i'd be really embarrassed, especially when you are as loud on and off the court as Shaq is.

[DPG21920]

What a terrible and completly embarrassing post guy.

[frodo]

5'4 man :lol ^

[Joey Gallo]

lol @ shaq

A 5'4" male probably has a 4-5 inch penis at best, considering Asians are taller than that and if I remember correctly the average penis size for them is significantly smaller than 5 inches. I'm going to go ahead and assume that Shaq isn't actually THAT small and that he just looks smaller because of his size or that the girl was just exaggerating because he wasnt as big as she thought he would be. Shaq is probably around 6" which is above average because I can't see any concievable way a 7 ft black guy is smaller than that.

Either way, if I'm in a basketball locker room and everyone else is at least 6" soft and I'm the biggest guy on the team i'd be really embarrassed, especially when you are as loud on and off the court as Shaq is.

Do you not see something so fundamentally wrong with guessing other men's penis sizes?

[Amaso]

Do you not see something so fundamentally wrong with guessing other men's penis sizes?

No, why would I?

It's obvious that height and penis size has a generally positive correlation although it's not always linear, and I've read stuff over my years of reading different internet forums to know that.

[Trainwreck2100]

There's a lot that I can put up with but I can't stand liars DPG...this proves you weren't dealing with me in good faith. That you would burn the money is proof you aren't forth-coming to the board. Maybe it's some sick fetish to have ElHono, Chumpdumper, and straight-jacket candidate DMC on your side. All your friends are completely dismissing the fact that you only had $300 in your account to cover our bet for $500...Then you say you would have used your credit card to cover the additional amount. That's like a crackhead saying I owe you $500 but I only have $300 and I'll suck your dick to cover the remaining bet....

you're a loser DPG...a fucking loser....:lol but I'm glad were good friends outside of ST....

wtf kinda logic is this? that's like saying a lottery player should have millions in his bank account before he buys a ticket

[Koolaid_Man]

lol @ shaq

A 5'4" male probably has a 4-5 inch penis at best, considering Asians are taller than that and if I remember correctly the average penis size for them is significantly smaller than 5 inches. I'm going to go ahead and assume that Shaq isn't actually THAT small and that he just looks smaller because of his size or that the girl was just exaggerating because he wasnt as big as she thought he would be. Shaq is probably around 6" which is above average because I can't see any concievable way a 7 ft black guy is smaller than that.

Either way, if I'm in a basketball locker room and everyone else is at least 6" soft and I'm the biggest guy on the team i'd be really embarrassed, especially when you are as loud on and off the court as Shaq is.

:lmao this is sanely funny....:lmao 7ft'er @ 6 inches...gotdam homie....

[Koolaid_Man]

Do you not see something so fundamentally wrong with guessing other men's penis sizes?

:lmao this shit mad funny as well....

[Koolaid_Man]

wtf kinda logic is this? that's like saying a lottery player should have millions in his bank account before he buys a ticket

:sleep

[Joey Gallo]

:lmao this shit mad funny as well....

Seeing how you can't find yours, it's not a surprise you'd think that was funny

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Double Penetration Guys! 2 times 19 & 20 centimeters.
Has someone laughed at this yet?

[DPG21920]

I told him that the first time he wrote it. It's amazing how some people can be so terribly unfunny. When simply writing" :lol short" is 10x funnier than something you poured your heart and soul into, it has to be devastating.

[DPG21920]

^ Kool since he lost the bet sits around and thinks about my junk. It's weird.

[Koolaid_Man]

in other news you guys are still going at it in a dick thread, and it's now reached 5 pages, hilarious considering the site's been dead for days now.

note to self: dicks is a hot topic on spurstalk


:lmao gotdam homie......

[Koolaid_Man]

^ Kool since he lost the bet sits around and thinks about my junk. It's weird.


peni peni peni....:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

this thread is off tha chain hilarious

[Koolaid_Man]

Dick is the topic de jour...lol

[Koolaid_Man]

and in the final summary of things.....DPG has a small dick....lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I told him that the first time he wrote it. It's amazing how some people can be so terribly unfunny. When simply writing" :lol short" is 10x funnier than something you poured your heart and soul into, it has to be devastating.


I've humiliated you again DPG....:lol and on paper that you can't burn....

[dunkman]

3 S's : somewhere, sometimes, summertime . . .

[DMC]

Who let Kunta Kinta off the damn chain again?

[redzero]

Wow, Koolaid_Man is so goddamn gay.

[ElNono]

This thread was a creative way to bring DPG to the yard...But I guess 5'4 and Shaq syndrome didn't sit too well with him....not even $500 would cure his little problem...

There's nothing wrong with gloating about weiner sizes if you're a flaming queer. By all means go ahead.

[TJastal]

So what you're saying is that you only get aroused by watching dicks?

:lmao

[Killakobe81]

This is old news. There's already been countless stories of how Shaq's cock isn't proportional to his body. And in reality, the majority of the human race is exactly the same way because of the anatomical ways we make love. There's really no disadvantages in reproducing if you have Shaq's problem. There's short guys who are packing and tall guys who aren't, and vice versa.

lol, no shit got plenty of offspring and there some that are not public ...

he has unnamed ones in dallas, houston and Louisiana ...according to reports.

his pecker may not be "porportional" but his "seed" is strong ...

[LnGrrrR]

This whole thread needs "No homo" added to it.

[Killakobe81]

This whole thread needs "No homo" added to it.

LOL to me saying "no homo" means you admit being homo is a possibility.

One of my uncles says he doesnt have to say it (no homo), because there is NEVER a question of how macho he is ...:lol

[ChumpDumper]

LOL to me saying "no homo" means you admit being homo is a possibility.

One of my uncles says he doesnt have to say it (no homo), because there is NEVER a question of how macho he is ...:lolBut he just said it.

[Koolaid_Man]

LOL to me saying "no homo" means you admit being homo is a possibility.

One of my uncles says he doesnt have to say it (no homo), because there is NEVER a question of how macho he is ...:lol

keep the homo thread alive....:lmao


seriously there's a ton of gay macho men...like BlackSwordsMan, ElNono and ChumpDumper...after all who has a name like Chump Dumper it's similiar to Butt Pirate for some reason....:lol

enjoy fellas:

077UtUWGQOA n9WClv4U5B8

[DMC]

Almost anyone with "Man" in their username.... homo

[ChumpDumper]

after all who has a name like Chump Dumper it's similiar to Butt Pirate for some reason....:lolWishful thinking on your part tbh.

That's seven.

[ChumpDumper]

And you called your own thread a homo thread.

Bravo.

[djohn2oo8]

keep the homo thread alive....:lmao


seriously there's a ton of gay macho men...like BlackSwordsMan, ElNono and ChumpDumper...after all who has a name like Chump Dumper it's similiar to Butt Pirate for some reason....:lol

enjoy fellas:

077UtUWGQOA n9WClv4U5B8


And you called your own thread a homo thread.

Bravo.

:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao

In honor of the start of the season and Shaq's impending Dwightmare over our newest Bigman...lemme bump this shit :lol

[Raven]

you seem more interested in kobe's dick than in kobe's play... (i'm guessing it has already been pointed out)

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Kool-Aid talking about getting his shit bumped in a cock thread. Just another day in the NBA forum.

[Brazil]

remember when kool could insert a video or create a thread ?

[rayjayjohnson]

all i take away from this is kboe snitched