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Fabbs
06-23-2011, 12:16 AM
Real World (AP)

A tearful Kurt Rambis has told Laker sources that he is heartbroken that he is returning from his mission to MN without delivering Kevin Love to the Lakers. "I was supposed to stir up crap, cause enough contentions and bench Love so often that he would want to come to L.A. Different methods, but same result just like Jerry West did in our Memphis scam involving Kwame for Gasol." Fighting back his emotions, Rambis continued "Kobe needs so much help, and i just wanted to be part of another manufactured WWE type title. The word is we might not be able to scam Dwight Howard for Khlomar. It's very distressing"

Rambis was then able to momentarily open a large warm smile. "I was told amoung the benefits I would get to spend a weekend with Kobe. Alone. Or maybe with him and Luke. There was even talk i could sniff Kobe and Stern in a 3 way" said Rambis before visibly shaking and sobbing. Rambis assistand Kool Gal then asked the cameraman to take the camera away.

More on this story developing.....

lil'mo
06-23-2011, 12:19 AM
:lmao

DarkGinobili
06-23-2011, 12:43 AM
Lol